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[–]cdfldn12 3 points4 points ago

Nope.

[–]Lady_Eemia 2 points3 points ago

That is not funny that is horrifying.

[–]Mrkiruru 2 points3 points ago

did you not use your car for like a year?

[–]sweetygirlfaj -1 points0 points ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[–]TX_TOAST -1 points0 points ago

This sort of thing doesn't happen over night. The owner of this car has not driven it in quite a while.

[–]General__Specific 1 point2 points ago

I disagree that this kind of thing doesn't happen over night. In this case it may have taken longer but I have seem these little fuckers do some crazy shit with a wet newspaper and a wood pile.

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[–]NonPermissive 6 points7 points ago

That's funny, a similar thing happened to another guy about three weeks ago.

I don't know why people repost and then pretend they took the picture. Just tell the truth, it'll get upvoted anyway.

[–]thesarahgreen 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the passengers side, but I wouldn't risk it either!

[–]Ticklez 0 points1 point ago

Screw that ill walk.

[–]NonPermissive 0 points1 point ago

Because that's the only door on the car, I'm sure.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 0 points1 point ago

Easily resolved: go for a drive at 20+ mph (max speed of a bee) and get your passenger to scrape it off. However, You'll need to drive at least 20 miles (max range of a bee) and never return home again.

[–]youreawizerdharry 0 points1 point ago

... on second thought, I'll walk! Lololol

[–]invaderkristin 1 point2 points ago

This was in r/wtf (where it belongs) a while ago.

[–]AsianSensation3 1 point2 points ago

If your gonna repost, at least change the caption! silly

[–]przacjames 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]92109 0 points1 point ago

Repost, son