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[–]TalonX1982 334 points335 points ago

What is with this 4 panel bullshit lately? It's everywhere, infecting all corners of the internet now, particularly FB....horrid stuff.

[–]sipoloco 203 points204 points ago

I've only ever seen them on Reddit.

[–]JewBot6000 191 points192 points ago

I've only ever seen them on the only site I ever look at

FTFY

[–]clickitie_click 8 points9 points ago

We have the power to stop this! Flex those downvote muscles.

[–]Jjizzy -1 points0 points ago

this is funny kelso walks in BURN

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[–]2ndChanceCharlie 40 points41 points ago

There's a lot of porn on reddit too.

EDIT: I hate it when people delete comments just because they are getting negative Karma. The comment above read thusly -

I've only ever seen them on the only non-porn site I ever look at

FTFY

[–]Mokinko 7 points8 points ago

There's a lot of everything on reddit too FTFY

[–]FaptainAwesome 6 points7 points ago

But is there internet on reddit?

[–]Mokinko 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure there is a subreddit for that. I think it might be called r/internet

[–]FaptainAwesome 1 point2 points ago

I hate that I actually went to /r/internet to make sure it still existed...

[–]Mokinko 0 points1 point ago

Very good man.

[–]PromQueenSlayer 1 point2 points ago

Really? I found that funny.

[–]DOWNWTDASICKNESS 34 points35 points ago

thats because you never leave reddit

[–]eckster 3 points4 points ago

Happy cake day sir. Have a good one!

[–]DOWNWTDASICKNESS 4 points5 points ago

thank you I didnt even know it was my cake day

[–]BurntTheToast 0 points1 point ago

I gave you an upvote for disturbed.

[–]TalonX1982 1 point2 points ago

Oh, by the gods. they're everywhere now. I see at least 3 shares of those a day on FB...some days are better than others mind you, but it's just another fad of the net, it'll be over...soon. I hope.

[–]kelsennel 1 point2 points ago

I would guess you're mid to late 20's at least. This seems to be a teenage plague. I've also never seen them anywhere but Reddit. However the youngest person on my FB feed is 22, dodgin' this bullet!

[–]mrmateo 1 point2 points ago

i have on reddit far too often.

title comnts points age /r/
Le gem LOL 1com 17pts 5dys Iam14andthisisfunny
Finally found a gem 526coms 244pts 5dys funny

[–]MundiMori 7 points8 points ago

Thank you! It's like, we don't need to see four different versions of you posing for your webcam in order to understand your weak attempt at humor.

[–]bacon_rumpus 3 points4 points ago

It would be nice if they made it into comics, and not poor quality pictures with words that camouflage into the background.

[–]TalonX1982 2 points3 points ago

Exactly. Thank you.

[–]PhoenixonFire 1 point2 points ago

THANK YOU. I thought I was the only one. Let's leave this place and form an island colony before this 4-panel thing really catches on.

[–]lcarusLives 143 points144 points ago

[–]munchlax57 37 points38 points ago

Post this on all the new submissions in r/funny.

[–]VelveetaBloodfucker 2 points3 points ago

TAEMIN!

[–]WillBlaze 1 point2 points ago

You made me spit food on my computer, dammit!

You know the OP's post is bad when you find a comment much more entertaining.

[–]FallenWind 1 point2 points ago

So basically all funny posts?

[–]TruePimp 140 points141 points ago

Stop posting this garbage...

[–]krazyhand 18 points19 points ago

I agree entirely, I seriously just want both parties to shut the fucking hell up. Forever.

[–]fireflyish 10 points11 points ago

I don't know what the hell any of this crap is, it looks like a couple of dipshit kids having an internet argument through a dumbass multi-frame picture? The girl's ugly and trying way too fucking hard, the boy's deep in the closet enjoying his Dirty Dancing mullet too much.

Should I know who these people are or give a shit? Because this isn't remotely funny and I usually just ignore the junk that's at least crappy humor.

[–]DomoInMySoup 1 point2 points ago

Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

But really they're both nobody. The girl was another one of those tumblr 4 frame pictures about boobs and where they're supposed to go and all that fad but it was really high strung and bitchy, and jewfro was a response to it, and I guess this is the second round.

Quick edit: actually just scroll down a bit. It shows the original. I was a little off.

[–]fireflyish 1 point2 points ago

Stuff like this just irritates some of us, this isn't comedy or funny or even any form of humor, it's a pair of what I assume are either youtubers/tumblers/facebookers/whatever. Some redditors aren't teenagers that would care about this sort of thing, it's more something that belongs in /r/kiddiedrama.

[–]khavyer 0 points1 point ago

who are them? do "we" know them?

[–]righteous_scout 3 points4 points ago

nigga what the fuck are you doing in /r/funny

what the fuck are you expecting

are you expecting a unicorn to pop out and poop rainbows on your face

are you expecting to discover hi-larious one-liner jokes that you remember for the rest of your life

are you expecting a subreddit that's genuinely filled with funny content?

nigga what the fuck are you expecting?

[–]ChaosBozz -1 points0 points ago

You should make a novelty account and just reply this to every person who who gets mad at an occasional shitty post.

[–]gerbs 0 points1 point ago

Stop reposting this garbage. Someone posted this same picture last week. Including an earlier one in their ridiculous conversation.

[–]BrotherDamascus 158 points159 points ago

Who the hell upvotes this shit?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

The majority of Reddit

[–]Beezle 24 points25 points ago

1,400 people out of 13,000,000 isn't quite a majority.

[–]wollawolla 21 points22 points ago

But it is too many.

[–]TheCakeBoss 0 points1 point ago

13 million in February 2011. Its been more than a year.

[–]RustBrotherOne 0 points1 point ago

it's enough... now isn't it?

[–]liquidinsects 2 points3 points ago

The ex Digg users had to go somewhere...

[–]--Repetitive-- 1 point2 points ago

The same people voting for Romney.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Are you serious with this 4 panel facebook shit? Really? As if the FB status posts weren't bad enough.

[–]40Ringz 8 points9 points ago

I'm sorry but I hate all of these. That includes the ones that are "replying" to other ones.

[–]HarlequinNight 27 points28 points ago

No! Stop posting these. Just stop! Bad!

[–]toucher 42 points43 points ago

There's a background to this story... Maybe if I wait very patiently, it'll be told...

[–]mkernan93 51 points52 points ago

I like how serious he gets in the last shot.

[–]TheSunAlsoRises 7 points8 points ago

He was the man in Almost Famous.

[–]FlackBotter 23 points24 points ago

Should've known he was the instigator.

God damn Jewfro.

[–]Digipatd 0 points1 point ago

I would like to just take a moment and enjoy the jewfro-with-controller photo.

[–]Keepsitreal_c93 -3 points-2 points ago

Seriously though, that guy needs a hair cut.

[–]Heretical_Fool 6 points7 points ago

Both of the people in that picture are fucking morons.

[–]andrewsmith1986 42 points43 points ago

These four-panel pictures are going to drive me to seppuku.

[–]Drunken_Economist 34 points35 points ago

[–]gman94 8 points9 points ago

Excellent

[–]Sixxtwo 10 points11 points ago

Please reconsider, you have not dishonored your family. Drunk_Economist is correct.

[–]JimAdlerJTV 1 point2 points ago

I'm never any good at those games, my methods take way too long.

[–]italia06823834 30 points31 points ago

She doesn't know what a Jewfro is...

[–]cosmicabacus 18 points19 points ago

Art Garfunkel is disappoint.

[–]Wahzuhbee 20 points21 points ago

Hey look, the cancer is back

[–]space_paradox 5 points6 points ago

It's nice that reddit likes to observe inane slapfights between two 15 year olds.

[–]scrtagent101 5 points6 points ago

I don't want to watch 12 year olds be bitchy to each other.

[–]Neurotikitty 54 points55 points ago

Isn't this that same stupid green haired girl that was bitching about being a girl on XBox live and people were defending her for asserting her identity?

And now she makes fun of curly haired Jews? No. This girl is a twat.

[–]K4ylan 10 points11 points ago

You know anyone could have put any words they wanted too over her pictures, right?

[–]tellmebaby893 6 points7 points ago

Upvoted for a great use of twat.

[–]Toastly 1 point2 points ago

And also username.

[–]Evannhamz 77 points78 points ago

Apply cool water to area of burn.

[–]gulpeg 8 points9 points ago

Would waterboarding work?

[–]Tesseraktion 5 points6 points ago

I read that as waterbending, it was a much more impressive mind image.

[–]FelixR1991 18 points19 points ago

Cold water is only good for numbing the pain, not healing the wound. Best results are with ~20C degrees water.

source: I'm an clumsy idiot who likes to cook.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Also mustard and alcohol.

[–]FelixR1991 1 point2 points ago

Only on Reddit does one give upvotes.

[–]AttackDucks 3 points4 points ago

[–]FelixR1991 2 points3 points ago

You used the one without nose-drip. My OCD thanks you. :D

[–]Norsak 2 points3 points ago

Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.

[–]nbc_fortunate4 -4 points-3 points ago

Head on, apply directly to the- "SPICE GIRLS!"

[–]xSupernaut 0 points1 point ago

Burned myself earlier, I found out scrubbing the area with toothpaste under hot water works wonders.

[–]jaggysnake3 7 points8 points ago

The dude looks like a cocker spaniel.

[–]sleeping_in_time 19 points20 points ago

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

[–]RicardoBriggsy 3 points4 points ago

Reposts, Reposts everywhere......

[–]chainmailws6 3 points4 points ago

This is funny?

[–]owwhatthe 2 points3 points ago

These two should just fuck and get it over with.

[–]cail123 3 points4 points ago

For the love of God... stop posting this shit.

[–]ToKeepYouAlive 3 points4 points ago

A repost. And not even a good one.

[–]theskett 4 points5 points ago

Stop this shit already!

[–]Krellyn 3 points4 points ago

Pretty sure I saw this on /r/funny like 3 days ago. It wasn't funny then..........

[–]Jeeman 1 point2 points ago

Anybody else think she is extremely attractive

[–]clifford_i 1 point2 points ago

For some reason yes, I would love to give her a bloody good rogering.

[–]StoneColdNaked 4 points5 points ago

Admittedly, that kids hair is quite atrocious.

[–]gerntoronto 4 points5 points ago

[–]boner1500 5 points6 points ago

What the FUCK is scene?

[–]SakabaShogun 35 points36 points ago

The difference between an Emo kid and a Scene kid is Emo kids want to kill themselves, and Scene kids make others want to kill themselves.

That about sums it up.

[–]YouSpiedTours 6 points7 points ago

And the people who care about stupid classifications like that are still in high school.

[–]RustBrotherOne 3 points4 points ago

I gotta say, there is only one thing I've ever liked about anybody who was "scene" and that was "some" of the hair. (not all, most of them look like they were shoved headfirst through a rainbow) I've known maybe two or three people who honestly had some sick ass styled hair.

And then I've seen ninety idiots who didn't understand that they would be better off just shaving it all.

[–]DomoInMySoup 2 points3 points ago

The saddest thing I ever saw was a good friend of mine from our freshman year of high school who was, for lack of a better term, "normal" transformed into a total scene kid within the next year. The hair was the worst thing by far. I just didn't understand.

[–]RustBrotherOne 1 point2 points ago

ach, that happened to me as well. This one guy had some serious issues with his height, so to compensate he tried to take on the "punk" and "scene" look... he was like five feet tall and looked like an idiot all throughout highschool. me and him used to practice our guitars together... but after his "transformation" all he ever wanted to play was punk or scene sceamo. :/ biggest waste I'd seen in a while.

I've only seen some rare few people pull off the hair properly... the rest look like idiots.

[–]purplestofthepurples 2 points3 points ago

[–]testdex 4 points5 points ago

it's just the particular bent that current youngsters have on the fashion-heavy, hair-dying, music scene that's been around forever.

People who are 15-25 now think it didn't exist in the 90's and the 80's and the 70's and the 60's. There certainly are lame examples of the current idiom, but a huge number of the people here on reddit have had crushes on Suicide Girls /r/suicidegirls (nsfw) since their first erection.

[–]Accipehoc -4 points-3 points ago

The definition of faggotry.

[–]mrpopenfresh 2 points3 points ago

Why the hell would you want to look like Skrillex? As a woman no less.

[–]dan013 5 points6 points ago

Are these two still fighting?

[–]JennyD536624 1 point2 points ago

Seen bitch.

[–]matts41 1 point2 points ago

I've SCENE this already. Get it.

[–]FuchsiaGauge 0 points1 point ago

Um... what?

[–]ebilrubberducky 1 point2 points ago

I thought she has one of those gummy snakes on her shoulder. Welp.

[–]jsake 1 point2 points ago

As someone who can not only grow a jew fro when the fancy strikes and also grew up without a father, fuck both of these stupid kids and their attempts at humour.

[–]purplestofthepurples 0 points1 point ago

Everything about this makes me want to murder babies.

[–]DynamicP 1 point2 points ago

Repost. This was out like a week ago.

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Snap level at 'OH', Sir!"

[–]TheMandibles 1 point2 points ago

I hate these more than anything.

[–]Bresdin 1 point2 points ago

one week old repost!

[–]Keepsitreal_c93 1 point2 points ago

The worst thing about these posts is that there's no way I can word filter them.

[–]huntean117 1 point2 points ago

Jewfro power!! :DD

[–]mgunk 0 points1 point ago

its not a girl, it's a dude

[–]Backwatermutant32 0 points1 point ago

The top panel?

[–]NilCealum 0 points1 point ago

I want to see the 3rd one damnit but it hasnt been posted yet (if ever) lol THey are both idiots but damn its funny

[–]Zeddiebear 1 point2 points ago

Real question here is the person in the top four panels male or female?

[–]JelloThere -1 points0 points ago

Cool Repost, Bor.

[–]Goodykoontz 0 points1 point ago

Who are these people!?!?!?!?

[–]guitarwarrior96 1 point2 points ago

I'm just impressed she capitalized Jew.

[–]pandageek -1 points0 points ago

ohhhh Snap.

[–]taylor2000 0 points1 point ago

BURN!!!!

[–]Lawd_of_Spoons 1 point2 points ago

S! T! O! P! What's that spell? Stop it you idiot, these posts are fucking retarded.

[–]LadyCaiti 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck is the bitch with the coloured hair? She's everywhere now.

[–]HostileIguana -1 points0 points ago

I fucking love this guy, he's hilarious. For those who might not know, he is the admin for the Facebook pages Yes, this is Jesus and Dragonborn. He calls himself Ari.

[–]orionsbelt05 1 point2 points ago

Why should I care about either of these two people?

[–]Kinomi 2 points3 points ago

because they're having a flame war on the internet of course! Everyone in the world should care what these two idiots are doing </sarcasm>

[–]Cinnvext 0 points1 point ago

I like to think that they're going to end up together. :3

[–]Passwordwascooch 0 points1 point ago

I bet you're the guy in the bottom comic, aren't you? Stop trying to show off.

[–]pregnantbaby 1 point2 points ago

FUCK OFF WITH THIS BULLSHIT!

[–]commodore-69 0 points1 point ago

I fucking hate scene bitch, but she won this time...

[–]NoxNeno 0 points1 point ago

Who is that green haired girl anyway? I seem to see her everywhere.

[–]syntaxgs -3 points-2 points ago

Pls a nice Too eacother Thank

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Can't tell if troll, or a fucking idiot.

[–]OverAnalysisIsDumb 3 points4 points ago

r/dolan.

[–]scazrelet 0 points1 point ago

I know Reddit won't care, but I really wish people would stop linking aesthetic choices (fashion, tattoos, piercings, hair dos, goth, hipster, scene, whatever) and upbringing/desire for attention. Someone sees something they like and they tend to emulate it. Not to say some idiot kids don't do it as attention getting schemes, but the majority who do couldn't give a rat's ass.

Thus the responder's statement is really just... kind of lame I guess? Whether or not she should be brought down a peg, he showed a poor lack of real wit in his reply.

[–]ammysaur 1 point2 points ago

I know it's not true of all people who dress in a scene style but a majority of the people like that who I know are extremely desperate for attention.

[–]scazrelet 0 points1 point ago

I would say that the people who make those image macros are, but I am not sure about the fashionistas. I think people who dress dramatically tend to be dramatic (hur hur) and craving attention goes hand in hand, but I am not sure that certain this goes hand in hand with "daddy never loved me" types (though it certainly can). I've personally done some rather bizarre things just because it seemed like an interesting idea at the time, not because I was trying to get people to stare at me.

[–]NSFW_MIM -1 points0 points ago

Is that Boy George?

[–]ebilrubberducky 2 points3 points ago

I can't tell if you're trying to insult Boy George, or complement this girl.

[–]NSFW_MIM 1 point2 points ago

I'm trying to be a Karma Chameleon.

[–]A7X4REVer -1 points0 points ago

Oh your god... She looks like a male-ish version of my ex. Fucking gross

[–]SpaceMonkeysInSpace -1 points0 points ago

Shit. That guy should go to jail. He just seriously burned her.

[–]habanolover -1 points0 points ago

Who cares what the back story is, major score for pubes-on-head kid!

[–]MtnDewGuy27 -2 points-1 points ago

She's kind of attractive...but still a bitch.

[–]Bad_Advice_Cat -1 points0 points ago

wait, whatcha say? I was busy imagining her lesing out.

[–]SaraLovesScalpals2 0 points1 point ago

She's cuter.

[–]thingfucking2 0 points1 point ago

He wins. Still doesn't mean she isn't hella fine

[–]Blackflames94 0 points1 point ago

Not cool, i actually know her

[–]Sogeking99 -3 points-2 points ago

I think thats quite a good look she has there personally.

[–]LiveAndLetDiarrhea -5 points-4 points ago

Please keep this bullshit on tumblr OP you faggot.