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all 54 comments

[–]jaggysnake3 53 points54 points ago

I thought it was going to be this.

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[–]SilversunPickups 5 points6 points ago

Ha!

[–]UK_Reddit_User 20 points21 points ago

I feel the same way, I wish it was called "just ok Britain"

[–]SolomonGomes 7 points8 points ago

And the "Alright Wall of China"

Edit: found the video

[–]UK_Reddit_User 6 points7 points ago

the mediocre apes

[–]SolomonGomes 5 points6 points ago

The Average Gatsby

[–]UK_Reddit_User 7 points8 points ago

the unexceptional depression

[–]FatMansPants 0 points1 point ago

the ordinary dividing range.

[–]midnightbaconer21 -1 points0 points ago

The Moderately-sized Bang

[–]UK_Reddit_User 7 points8 points ago

THE GREAT BANG ISN'T A THING, YOU RUINED THE GAME.
The moderate escape, there was that so hard

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[–]specs112 6 points7 points ago

Alexander the Pretty Good.

[–]Satans_pro_tips -1 points0 points ago

The Almost-Worked Escape.

[–]FatMansPants 0 points1 point ago

Katherine the ok

[–]Drunk_muslim 0 points1 point ago

Did someone say this was Spiderman thread?

The Will-Do-In-A-Pinch Spiderman.

[–]FatMansPants 2 points3 points ago

The rather large barrier reef.

[–]NoticesIrony 14 points15 points ago

Too much pressure? I guess you could say he was...

in too deep.

[–]UhbeePottah 4 points5 points ago

YEAHHHHHHHH

[–]NoticesIrony 3 points4 points ago

My first yeah \o/

Thanks for not leaving me hanging!

[–]UhbeePottah 4 points5 points ago

We redditors have to watch each others backs.

[–]edknarf 6 points7 points ago

How about "Moderately Acceptable White Shark?"

[–]pjeff61 -5 points-4 points ago

Moderately Acceptable White Shark

[–]BZLuck -2 points-1 points ago

White Caucasian

FTFY

[–]pjeff61 2 points3 points ago

I was removing all pressure from this shark's life by taking away the labels that put him under pressure, but you clearly missed that.

[–]eagleis25 -2 points-1 points ago

No

[–]BZLuck 0 points1 point ago

No one would argue with "Grand" IMO

[–]Only_Links_XKCD 1 point2 points ago

[–]Bank_Gothic 2 points3 points ago

[–]TheLotri 0 points1 point ago

Clearly, Bruce has been reevaluating his life.

[–]AverageWhiteShark 0 points1 point ago

I can relate.

[–]marcus_ivo 1 point2 points ago

[–]Quaytsar 0 points1 point ago

Source, as written on the TOP OF THE FUCKING COMIC.

[–]dontrememberanything 0 points1 point ago

Toy Story 2 was okay

[–]willyolio -1 points0 points ago

satisfactory white shark.

but then he'll be under pressure from all them lady sharks. they have two uteruses, too!

[–]TheIronKGiant 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't mind owning a Moderately-Sized Dane

[–]NadaThrowaway 0 points1 point ago

why do they have nostrils?

[–]superlaserbeam 0 points1 point ago

Water Pressure

[–]elvis2012 0 points1 point ago

Great just means very large

[–]Information_Station 0 points1 point ago

Did you know that the scientific name for the Great White Shark is "Carcharodon carcharias"?

[–]TheDEW 0 points1 point ago

Either one is better than those white power sharks.

[–]JessicaMaple 0 points1 point ago

Man, the comedown from Shark Week is brutal.

[–]FatMansPants 0 points1 point ago

Yes we in Great Britain know how this feels, we are the only great country in the world. Forever alone.

[–]moonrainbow 0 points1 point ago

Now for the shark song a la the OK Lumberjack song. "I'm a big white shark, and I'm okaaaaay. I chomp all night and I swim all dayyyyy." Someone musically inclined please follow through on this, it's really important.

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[–]Ragnalypse 13 points14 points ago

Shark is a term you apply to businessmen, not welfare recipients.

[–]NoticesIrony 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]SilversunPickups 0 points1 point ago

Damn I wish I could read.

[–]uofmike 1 point2 points ago

"It ain't easy being white"

"It ain't easy being brown"

"I got pressure to be bright"

"I got kids all over town"

Edit: Mobile app/formatting killed this

[–]drop0ut 0 points1 point ago

Franklin Comes Alive!

[–]kenn4000 0 points1 point ago

whats the scariest part about the great white shark?

its gnashing teeth? its thrashing tail? or its subtle racism?

[–]Landworth 0 points1 point ago

The modestly average shark that will take a bite out of you, just to decide if you taste like a seal... Do not be lulled into a false sense of security by this propaganda!

[–]i_w8_4_no1 -3 points-2 points ago

TIL sharks feel pressure to be great

[–]drpersonman -3 points-2 points ago

That shark's a fuckin' bitch.