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Candy cigarretes (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Ian1732 425 points426 points ago

I like to imagine that it wasn't a candy cigarette, but an actual cigarette, and he just didn't give a fuck.

[–]MisterFaxSender 94 points95 points ago

I had a friend who would do this regularly to... impress people?

Well anyways, he got stomach cancer. True story.

[–]alexleafman 44 points45 points ago

You eat ~30-40 cigarettes and you are dead. Nicotine is extremely lethal, and ingesting around 60 milligrams of it will kill you. Again, that is thirty to forty cigarettes.

[–]gulpeg 14 points15 points ago

Never had the craving to eat one yet!

[–]Enceladus_Salad 11 points12 points ago

toss it in some warm beer over night, it should be nice and ripe in the morning.

[–]albequirky 9 points10 points ago

Fuck.

[–]AppleChiaki 0 points1 point ago

You mean all at once right?

And his story involved cancer, it's not the nicotine that causes that...

[–]alexleafman 3 points4 points ago

Probably. Point is, eating them is retarded.

[–]dan_v_ploeg 11 points12 points ago

There is no safe cigarette.

[–]thebest99 37 points38 points ago

Candy cigarettes.

[–]RowboatMcHiggans 60 points61 points ago

Diabetes

[–]taylorguitar13 40 points41 points ago

Shit.

[–]Bryz_ 12 points13 points ago

There's just no winning, is there.

[–]FoxtimusPrime 6 points7 points ago

The only winning move is not to play.

[–]nauticalneophyte 1 point2 points ago

This reminded me of Mr. Nobody! I need to watch that movie again.

[–]bigbangbilly 8 points9 points ago

Kidney failure and psychological problems.

[–]yangar 7 points8 points ago

Ok Bad Luck Brian

[–]LeonardNemoysHead 4 points5 points ago

I think you missed a turn. The exit you're looking for is Debbie Downer.

[–]bigWordsScareMe 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't matter when Reddit is your GPS.

[–]bigbangbilly 1 point2 points ago

And cavities.

[–]cantbebotheredwithit 0 points1 point ago

I found them!

[–]vjman 1 point2 points ago

electric cigs?

[–]dan_v_ploeg 2 points3 points ago

"NO SAFE CIGARETTE!" -my high school guidance counselor

[–]bigWordsScareMe 1 point2 points ago

Any statement ended by "my high school guidance counselor" should be immediately followed by "was retarded"

[–]LeonardNemoysHead 1 point2 points ago

A friend of mine is a high school teacher. He walked past a bathroom and smelled cigarette smoke, so he walked in to check it out. The kid put the lit cigarette in his mouth and swallowed it. My friend was just gonna tell him to put it out and to sneak outside to smoke next time.

[–]BCP27 114 points115 points ago

Like this guy?

[–]crinoid 28 points29 points ago

Are those goblins laughing in the background?

[–]Hypericales 49 points50 points ago

That laugh

[–]drunken_magician 17 points18 points ago

As a magician, I give my health the utmost priority. I need a drink after watching that.

[–]DempseyKhan 24 points25 points ago

A health potion?

[–]LeonardNemoysHead 0 points1 point ago

Actors don't use real cigarettes on stage for the same reasons. Stage cigarettes are cloves and actors never inhale.

[–]BigTortoise 32 points33 points ago

Jesus Christ...

[–]jesusandhisbeard 32 points33 points ago

yeah i dont condone smoking either.

[–]BCP27 33 points34 points ago

He couldn't get health insurance during the years he did that act. Apparently, his lungs looked like he regularly sucked on an exhaust pipe.

And yeah....he actually ate those cigarettes. He's a magician....but no trick going on there.

[–]sheerheartattack 6 points7 points ago

He couldn't get health insurance during the years he did that act. Apparently, his lungs looked like he regularly sucked on an exhaust pipe.

And now he's 64 (or so?).

[–]Pandalicious 3 points4 points ago

He talks about it here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOHQ5cmcgOk&feature=player_embedded#!

[–]BCP27 0 points1 point ago

Yep, that's where I first saw it. I loved that series.

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    [–]Mujutsu 4 points5 points ago

    No, this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI1diD4joz4

    [–]DTFpanda 3 points4 points ago

    That was so hard to watch

    [–]DeskFlyer 1 point2 points ago

    How the hell did he manage to not burn the shit out of the inside of his mouth?

    [–]BCP27 1 point2 points ago

    ....I think he did burn his mouth quite frequently. Probably propped the tips up or something.

    I remember an interview about this routine where he says that he mainly ignored the burning.

    [–]algorithmae 1 point2 points ago

    the original Gentlemen?

    [–]rokyrakoon103 0 points1 point ago

    Nope.

    [–]pheonixblade9 0 points1 point ago

    "god, those are bland as hell, aren't they?"

    best line by far, lol

    [–]DrMuffinPHD 0 points1 point ago

    O.o

    ... did he just EAT a pack of cigarettes.

    [–]BCP27 0 points1 point ago

    A pack of LIT cigarettes. He did this routine for years.

    [–]iTimmeh -2 points-1 points ago

    No, this guy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aajJQWCcfBg

    [–]BCP27 7 points8 points ago

    ....Tom eats about 20 cigarettes during his act.

    [–]iTimmeh 1 point2 points ago

    So does Eric Nally. He eats about a pack per set. Or, he used to at least when they weren't as big as they are now.

    [–]walking_away_ 10 points11 points ago

    My uncle used to do that. He would also eat glass. Just bite a cup and chew on the glass. He even fucking swallowed it.

    [–]crispylego 33 points34 points ago

    According to my RES tag, your sister ate dogfood too.

    [–]walking_away_ 26 points27 points ago

    My family is filled with people who can't control their hunger.

    My sister was drunk.... My uncle on the other hand was completely out of his mind. My grandma said it was the devil.

    [–]nauticalneophyte 0 points1 point ago

    Maybe Pica runs in your family.

    [–]walking_away_ 0 points1 point ago

    That is a much better explanation than ”the devil made me do it!”

    Thankfully my uncle's glass eating days are behind him.

    [–]Silvaeri 0 points1 point ago

    I have you tagged as "lady in the streets, but a freak in the bed. YEAH". I am throughly confused.

    [–]walking_away_ 0 points1 point ago

    I comment on r/sex a lot.
    Maybe we ran into each other before. ;p

    How you doin' ?

    [–]SWgeek10056 1 point2 points ago

    danny bonaduce? He ate a lit one on world's dumbest once. They were talking about how some pothead failed to dispose of his.. materials. Danny proved that if you need to you can dispose of it in 5 seconds fairly easily. (with a cigarette, not a joint)

    [–]Luzcfir 0 points1 point ago

    like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEAzjf7mL_g

    [–]GenBlase 0 points1 point ago

    Oh my gods

    [–]RedditCube 0 points1 point ago

    I like how you completely ripped of my comment :/

    [–]ross-the-sauce-boss -2 points-1 points ago

    That's what I thought before seeing this post...

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      [–]Milhouse_is_a_meme 59 points60 points ago

      I used to get candy cigarettes as a kid, they had a very distinct brand name.

      [–]yunolisten 21 points22 points ago

      I grew up on a different brand.

      [–]Milhouse_is_a_meme 17 points18 points ago

      I never made the connection that his pipe was for smoking. I always thought it was a fashion accessory.

      I mean... sometimes he poured spinach into it.

      [–]dementeddog 23 points24 points ago

      Or some other green plant that required a pipe.

      [–]Milhouse_is_a_meme 24 points25 points ago

      "Spinach"

      [–]dragon_bacon 3 points4 points ago

      Damn, that's a nice looking hookah. Doesn't really make sense to smoke tobacco in two forms at the same time.

      [–]ferallife 1 point2 points ago

      I grew up on these

      [–]Tovora 8 points9 points ago

      I loved those as a kid, yet I didn't start smoking as an adult. Weird.

      [–]Milhouse_is_a_meme 2 points3 points ago

      Same, I guess we didn't buy into the marketing.

      Now they're called "Fads Silly Sticks" or something just as ridiculous.

      [–]xAngus 2 points3 points ago

      In Australia they're just called "Fads" now.

      [–]beergoggles69 2 points3 points ago

      I remember when they were called Fags and the ends were red so they looked lit. Then in the mid 90s they changed to Fads and removed the red tips.

      [–]jbrav88 99 points100 points ago

      Fuckin' Troy. You gotta love him.

      [–]Naggers123 36 points37 points ago

      "Clearly you know nothing about defeating trolls"

      [–]jbrav88 24 points25 points ago

      "I'm giving you an all-tomato. That means you give me the whole tomato or else."

      [–]magic_is_might 8 points9 points ago

      "We'll be an unstoppable juggleknob".

      [–]VampiricPie 4 points5 points ago

      "That's right Abed, just like row boat cop."

      [–]xpurepwnagex 14 points15 points ago

      You just Britta'd the thread.

      [–]jbrav88 0 points1 point ago

      "You're saying I should become a lawyer."

      [–]Nikolicious589 0 points1 point ago

      Escape Goat.

      [–]jbrav88 2 points3 points ago

      It's all terrain, dummy.

      [–]WhoInvitedRyan 2 points3 points ago

      Where was this gif from?

      [–]lostNcontent 9 points10 points ago

      Community.

      [–]WhoInvitedRyan 3 points4 points ago

      Thank you.

      [–]ablebodiedmango 203 points204 points ago

      Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

      title comnts points age /r/
      Candy cigarretes 13coms 347pts 3hrs gifs
      Candy cigarette [FIXED] 20coms 573pts 3mos funny
      When my girlfriend tries to finish a sentence for me 364coms 1075pts 5mos funny
      Troy Barnes: always classy 1com 33pts 10mos gifs
      Troy's candy cigarette case (x-post from gifs) 19coms 214pts 10mos community
      [10] (repost from gifs) 95coms 614pts 10mos trees
      Troy's candy cigarette case 216coms 1315pts 10mos gifs
      Stressed? 0coms 72pts 6mos gif
      Lighter? 3coms 20pts 5mos gifs

      source: karmadecay

      [–]Chumbaniya 64 points65 points ago

      Chop busted, fellow adult. Chop busted.

      [–]robbyroo 5 points6 points ago

      So much karma. I am reposting this every 6 months

      [–]coldvault 0 points1 point ago

      First time I saw this was "When my girlfriend tries to finish a sentence for me." Good stuff.

      [–]_Mattman_ -2 points-1 points ago

      Fucking repost with a misspelled punchline in the title.

      Fuck you op

      [–]RyanBlack 33 points34 points ago

      Are these things Popeyes?

      Used to get a ton of them for Halloween.

      [–]lance_cummington 7 points8 points ago

      Could be, there's a ton of different candy sticks brands.

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        [–]Uberninjaa 4 points5 points ago

        Well, if someone hadn't already seen this gif, you ruined it with the title...

        [–]RedditCube 11 points12 points ago

        Are you sure that he isn't just a badass that ate a cigar?

        [–]Msj2705 31 points32 points ago

        That would make him a goat, not a badass.

        [–]mv46 12 points13 points ago

        BaAaAaAadass?

        I'll show myself out.

        [–]neon_kid 2 points3 points ago

        Greatest Of All Time?

        [–]dementeddog 4 points5 points ago

        Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test?

        [–]drink_your_milk 2 points3 points ago

        I'm relatively certain that isn't a cigar.

        [–]ablebodiedmango 34 points35 points ago

        Oh. This one again.

        [–]Deluxx00 7 points8 points ago

        Good to know that you noticed things get reposted on reddit

        [–]Vaxid 2 points3 points ago

        I miss those. My dad used to get those for me as a kid.

        [–]Legosora 2 points3 points ago

        When I saw this for the first time I laughed for like 3 minutes straight.

        [–]kiaha 4 points5 points ago

        What's this from?

        [–]Tagard_McStone 10 points11 points ago

        ^ Streets Behind

        [–]SirVanderhoot 12 points13 points ago

        Community. Season 3, episode 4, Remedial Chaos Theory. Considered one of the better episodes of the season.

        [–]inyouratmosphere 12 points13 points ago

        Considered one of the better episodes of the series.

        FTFY

        [–]s4r9am 4 points5 points ago

        This episode complements the other episodes too. It just sets up a lot jokes to reference this episode.

        [–]TimesWasting 2 points3 points ago

        Oh man I'm almost jealous that you don't know where this is from. I can only imagine what you're about to go through if you start watching the show now. Start from Season 1. The first 5 episodes or so are just for setting up the characters and aren't the best, but it picks up speed quickly.

        [–]kiaha 1 point2 points ago

        Haha I do want to watch it, I'm just working on breaking bad right now :P

        [–]Niotex 1 point2 points ago

        Just posting my go to response every time I see this gif come by.

        6 seasons and a movie!

        [–]TrollingKevi 0 points1 point ago

        4 seasons and a porno!

        [–]nameless88 10 points11 points ago

        Oh wow, this is even better backwards, haha.

        [–]finnyboy665 0 points1 point ago

        Ahh, my childhood...

        [–]LGFL5000 2 points3 points ago

        "chose a bad time to quit."

        [–]JetReset 9 points10 points ago

        For those claiming to have never seen it, It's seriously on the third page of the top of all time on this subreddit. http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/ld0pd/troys_candy_cigarette_case/

        Edit: Listen Guys, the point being that if you haven't seen it, you're obviously just not super familiar with this subreddit, or you're new to it. Which is fine, but get out there and browse the top of all time! There's good stuff there. The more you know.

        [–]giddyup523 3 points4 points ago

        So? That still doesn't mean they've seen it before.

        [–]jesus_swept 0 points1 point ago

        I'm sorry, I'm not capable of checking every single post on reddit at all times. I didn't know I was expected to.

        I guess when one thing is posted, unless I see it the first time, I should never expect to see it again. How unfortunate for me.

        [–]Sexybeast- 1 point2 points ago

        Still haven't seen it.

        [–]Bassinator 2 points3 points ago

        Upvote for Donald Glover

        [–]Trisnooratops 0 points1 point ago

        Upvote to anything that has community cast in it

        [–]drink_your_milk 0 points1 point ago

        Downvoted for Britta.

        [–]brendanmccue 0 points1 point ago

        Oh, Britta's in this?

        [–]SuperHorribleGaming 2 points3 points ago

        What episode is this? I started community with season 3. I'm assuming it's a good Idea to go back to season 2?

        [–]jdCHALLENGER 5 points6 points ago

        Season 3, episode 3. The multiple timeline episode.

        [–]Ruskin 11 points12 points ago

        It has to be my one of my top 3 favourites.

        [–]obsessive_cook 3 points4 points ago

        YES!! And season 1 too!!

        Shoo. Get off reddit and go watch Community now.

        [–]Skylerguns 1 point2 points ago

        Yes, please start from the beginning. You won't regret it.

        [–]s4r9am 1 point2 points ago

        You should really watch the other 2 seasons first.

        [–]chase17 0 points1 point ago

        This post gets me every damn time.

        [–]Ghostburger 1 point2 points ago

        I would eat candy cigarettes with him

        [–]the_purple_elephant 0 points1 point ago

        this was the first gif i saw and i didnt understand why she didnt figure out she didnt have to light his "cigarette" haha

        [–]White_Luigi -1 points0 points ago

        This always reminds me of the episode of Becker where Becker tries to quit smoking by switching to candy cigarettes, but at one point he gets super stressed so he accidentally lights one and it stinks up the whole office.

        [–]TheShader 2 points3 points ago

        I loved Becker.

        [–]Brudus 2 points3 points ago

        Get the fuck out of here future butters.

        [–]gichebiche -1 points0 points ago

        cigarette*

        [–]GeCk0 -1 points0 points ago

        I love the Troy and Britta relationship. It's just so perfect.

        Both actors knock their freaking roles out of the park.

        [–]memadbro -1 points0 points ago

        I want him to look at her subsequently saying "DEAL WITH IT"

        [–]DmacC94 -1 points0 points ago

        If you look really closely, on the opposite side of the case than the cigarettes there are candy buttons. (those colorful candy dots on a wax paper strip)

        [–]FaceMask11 0 points1 point ago

        "Its a fancy party Britta"

        [–]kawfey 0 points1 point ago

        It took me two cycles of staring in awe to appreciate the humor of this gif

        [–]xPopeMysteryx 1 point2 points ago

        Who's the girl?

        [–]fun_on_the_bun 2 points3 points ago

        gillian jacobs

        [–]iRofled 2 points3 points ago

        Gillian Jacobs

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          [–]Crzygamer3000 0 points1 point ago

          What show is this?

          [–]iRofled -1 points0 points ago

          Community. Namely Episode 4 of Season 3

          [–]wildfyr 0 points1 point ago

          the context of what troy says here makes this 1000x better

          [–]iwffe 0 points1 point ago

          Omg that makes sense I didn't get it when I saw the episode. I feel dumb.

          [–]thebrettw 0 points1 point ago

          This is how I feel after quitting while living in a house full of smokers.

          [–]Gr8WhiteGrammarNazi -1 points0 points ago

          She is frighteningly good looking.

          [–]iRofled 0 points1 point ago

          From Community season 3 episode 4

          [–]PhonixMonkey -1 points0 points ago

          I noticed her nipple through her shirt. It was a.... "tit"... hard.... Haha!

          [–]Seanye_East -1 points0 points ago

          That's why they call him CHILDISH Gambino.

          he's a rapper.. and that's a candy cig.. nevermind.

          [–]DrewPWiener 1 point2 points ago

          I picked the wrong day to quit smoking.

          [–]Scorch8482 0 points1 point ago

          Did somebody say...........Candy Cigarettes? http://imgur.com/a/aWDR2

          [–]werdism 0 points1 point ago

          Ah those are the ones I always had! Also had some bubble gum ones that blew "smoke."

          [–]fnm3d 0 points1 point ago

          YaY cityTV. I'm from ontario too. Her face at the end just gets me, coz i've given many a guy that look before o_O

          [–]phoebus67 0 points1 point ago

          The first few times I saw this in the show, I had no idea it was a candy cigarette. I dunno, I guess i missed the chewing.

          [–]mrpunchy 0 points1 point ago

          I like to imagine the guy keeps eating another candy cig after another, and the girl keeps picking up the lighter, and she's like, Whut? Oh right, candy... and then Whut? Oh right...

          [–]DMarqG24 0 points1 point ago

          ; Childish Gambino!!!!

          [–]jimbol 0 points1 point ago

          How is this gif still hitting my front page?

          [–]hannars27 0 points1 point ago

          I always used to light mine, they tasted like marshmallows.

          [–]PunisherElite 0 points1 point ago

          How many times is this repost gonna be here

          [–]DrPhilBradley 0 points1 point ago

          Very much related.

          [–]Hpac 0 points1 point ago

          Thankyou for reliving my childhood for me :)

          [–]HolycarpP 0 points1 point ago

          A repost with spoiler in title.. Wow great job!

          [–]insidethesun 0 points1 point ago

          Wow this is the first time I have ever seen this posted on reddit!

          [–]tsterbz 0 points1 point ago

          Relevant

          [–]Capwiz 0 points1 point ago

          I picked a bad week to quit.

          [–]nintendoinnuendo 0 points1 point ago

          I want the shirt she is wearing!! Does anyone know where I can find it

          [–]TheHeretic -5 points-4 points ago

          Reported to /r/gifs at least 5 times...

          http://karmadecay.com/www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/yv5oi/candy_cigarretes/

          [–]jcbneuner -5 points-4 points ago

          I had never seen it.

          [–]s4r9am 0 points1 point ago

          Redditor for 5 months and 7 days

          How did you miss all the Community references? Plus this gif has been on the front page quite a few times.

          [–]drummer1059 -3 points-2 points ago

          http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/Qobsm.gif

          [–]andrew5542 1 point2 points ago

          He's childish gambino that's what hardcore rappers do

          [–]inyouratmosphere 2 points3 points ago

          Gambino is a mastermind...

          [–]andrew5542 0 points1 point ago

          Fuck a bitch to pass the time...

          [–]so1roflcopt3r 0 points1 point ago

          Mass appeal, orange rind, smoke your green, I'm spending mine...

          [–]andrew5542 0 points1 point ago

          But this weed is witches brew...

          [–]09jtherrien -3 points-2 points ago

          Anyone else think that girl looks like Anne Hathaway?

          [–]Soullessandproud 2 points3 points ago

          Wow, you brittad Britta.

          [–]eztarget896 0 points1 point ago

          funny you say that cuz i thought gillian couldve played off a good catwoman when i saw dark knight rises

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