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[–]lostmygravitas 129 points130 points ago

"These blast points....too accurate for the NYPD"

[–]Toxikomania 3 points4 points ago

15mins so far, doing surprisingly ok.

[–]ABusFullaJewz 1 point2 points ago

Today I have learned that you can't make racist jokes on Reddit, though if it's paired with a 9/11 joke it's all ok.

[–]Bizarre-Non-Sequitur 0 points1 point ago

Polonium, despite making a lovely sushi flavouring agent, is incredibly bad for your health.

[–]ChipChase 0 points1 point ago

Maybe use imgur next time and you'll be okay.

[–]lxxwj 37 points38 points ago

Wait, what happened?

[–]zosocks[S] 72 points73 points ago

google "empire state shooting." its all over the news. all bystanders were shot accidentally by the NYPD

edit: all bystanders that were shot were shot by the NYPD

[–]lxxwj 40 points41 points ago

Holy sh*t.. that's horrible..

Now I understand.. well played OP.

[–]Spineless_John 15 points16 points ago

shit

[–]Bruce_Bruce 3 points4 points ago

Probably Mormon, man.

[–]FuhrerVonSwagg 3 points4 points ago

What?

[–]Bruce_Bruce 2 points3 points ago

lxxwj put an astrisk in the vowel of 'shit'. Spineless_john simply said "shit". I was hypothesizing that lxxwj's religious outlook was Mormon, man.

[–]lxxwj 1 point2 points ago

Nahhh, I just don't like swearing outright. Especially in the context.

[–]SteelGun 18 points19 points ago

Yeah, but they didn't actually have bad aim as everyone seems to say people who want karma seem to say. They fired 16 times and hit the guy 10 times. In a pressure situation like that, that's not bad. The only reason 9 people were hit was because there were so many people around there.

[–]Hammerfist_Pucconi 18 points19 points ago

6 bullets...9 injured. How does that work?

[–]Stoutpants 33 points34 points ago

One of the bullets hit something and shattered, the fragments hit 3 or 4 people.

[–]ace586 8 points9 points ago

Kind of like a magic bullet, right? Possibly fired from a Carcano Model 91/38 rifle?

[–]Russia_Chell 13 points14 points ago

Magic bullets do no kill people. They make delicious smoothies. Not murder.

[–]Give_it_a_Read 2 points3 points ago

Unless you put some one in the magic bullet. Then you have a delicious murder smoothie.

[–]ace586 2 points3 points ago

Tell that to JFK.

[–]inthefantry 2 points3 points ago

It hits an object and fragments, like a glass pot or something.

[–]SteelGun 3 points4 points ago

Because there are so many people so close together, the bullets that hit the guy went through him and hit other people.

[–]spencerawr 14 points15 points ago

Most people think that bullets will be stopped by a person or a wall

FALSE. A typical 9mm can pass through 12- Yes, twelve- sheets of drywall before finally stopping.

[–]bestbeforeMar91 33 points34 points ago

I have recently applied for a patent on a 13 layer bullet proof vest manufactured from common materials...looking for investors...

[–]notcoolbrooo 13 points14 points ago

Humvees up-armored with 13 layers of drywall... I can see it now.

[–]SGTSHOOTnMISS 0 points1 point ago

As someone who has hung a good bit of drywall, that would be heavier then hell.

[–]GiantWindmill 1 point2 points ago

If only people firing at Humvees were using 9mm rounds. :P

[–]BeelzebubTerror 4 points5 points ago

Let me guess. It will weigh as much as 13 layers of drywall?

[–]Drando_HS 1 point2 points ago

Good for you! Watch out for patent trolls though.

On the topic of bulletproof and relating to posts's Storm trooper, what genius on the Star Wars universe decided that plastic- which melts at high tempritures- would be suitable for armor against lazers?

My best guess is that tupperware was cheap.

[–]hctib_a_si_aixelsyd 1 point2 points ago

A Senator on the Defense Appropriations Committee most likely had a Tupperware plant in his state. Retool garbage can manufacturing and install weapons division; re-elected!

[–]Drando_HS 1 point2 points ago

From garbage man to admiral.

Now if the Empire was smart, they would have made mirrored armor to deflect the light.

[–]SirFloIII 7 points8 points ago

For a second I thought you were saying a bullet can pass through 12 persons.

[–]dead_reckoner 7 points8 points ago

I thought he meant a 12 year old.

[–]My_Cool_Name 0 points1 point ago

I thought you meant 12 year olds.

[–]realfinkployd 0 points1 point ago

12 year olds, dude.

[–]the_icebear 9 points10 points ago

MMMMMMMMMMMULTI-KILL KILL KILL

I'll see myself out...

[–]Dewahll 4 points5 points ago

Were they using standard jacketed rounds or jacketed hollow points?

[–]spencerawr 4 points5 points ago

FMJ.

[–]Dewahll 5 points6 points ago

That would explain the pass through and fragmentation. Thanks.

[–]bashdotexe 4 points5 points ago

Don't the police carry JHP though? That should reduce over penetration damage.

[–]Kaghuros 2 points3 points ago

They should. The government buys those for federal marshals and such for that reason.

[–]NitrogenLover 2 points3 points ago

Really?

WHY? Why would the cops need FMJ?

I get that it's less likely to kill the person it hits, but it's also more likely to hit more people. Surely departments that operate in such massively populated areas as NYC (I've been there - I doubt I could shoot myself without hitting ten others) wouldn't be carring FMJ around.

[–]AnnuitCoeptis 1 point2 points ago

Is there a source for this? JHP is standard issue for most law enforcement agencies. It would be very surprising to learn that they're not using JHP in such a dense area.

[–]kablams 0 points1 point ago

people are on drugs... this goes into detail on them using hollow points.

[–]nitefang 4 points5 points ago

gasp Surely not!

Sorry, but this is barely ground drywall breaking news.

[–]Peebers777 3 points4 points ago

Hence the problem with .357 sig rounds they carry. Great for shooting through car doors, not so much a person at close range. Something about cake and eating it to. Nom nom nom

[–]teh_tg 2 points3 points ago

That sounds about right. I'm surprised it's not more like 20 sheets of drywall; must experiment :)

I ran similar experiments in my youth with car windshields way out in the country from junker cars that were trash anyway. Results? .40 cal goes through most of the time, 9mm bounces off most of the time.

Even my air-powered pellet gun can pass through 1.0 to 1.1 inches of soft pine; it shoots a 0.177" pellet at roughly 1000 feet/second.

[–]tRfalcore 2 points3 points ago

most cops shoot 40S&W, a more powerful round :)

[–]GertzAK 1 point2 points ago

a 40sw and 357sig are the same case. 357 is just a 40sw necked down to a 9mm

[–]Wrezix 0 points1 point ago

NYPD doesn't use 9mm anymore. They use a .45 Glock.

[–]Diu_Lei_Lo_Mo -1 points0 points ago

Nypd uses 9mm hollow points

[–]ZACHtheSEAL -1 points0 points ago

they use 9mm. my dad's an NYPD firearms instructor.

[–]Peebers777 0 points1 point ago

Hmm, I stand corrected, didn't mean to pass some bad info. I know they used to issue +p 9mm, but thought they switched to .357 sig a few years ago. Being a G19 fan, kinda happy yet a bit surprised considering the increase of criminals sporting Kevlar. Plus it helps ballistics determine who fired what as the .357 sig isn't too popular on the streets yet. Thanks for the update, glad to know.

[–]ZACHtheSEAL 0 points1 point ago

no problem dude.

[–]Hammerfist_Pucconi 2 points3 points ago

Oh my. That's...ridiculous.

[–]32koala 0 points1 point ago

Fragmentation.

[–]Clown_Shoe 1 point2 points ago

There must have been a second shooter!

[–]roygbiv47 0 points1 point ago

Wanted

[–]sethboy67 9 points10 points ago

10/16 is amazing for that situation, I would have expected much worse with a moving target at that distance.

[–]biurb 5 points6 points ago

that situation

a construction worker went up to the cops and straight up told them the dude just committed murder, put the gun in his bag, and there he was, the cops approached him and he pulled his gun out and didn't even get to shoot before he died

[–]sethboy67 0 points1 point ago

Well probably. Fuck, I would have wasted a mag on him. I am not taking any chances.

[–]TopHatLarry 2 points3 points ago

Also instead of running for cover they sat and stared.

[–]CheeseBurrito -1 points0 points ago

Regardless, they completely lost their cool in the situation.

You shouldn't need 16 bullets to kill one man at <45 feet.

They're cops, their job is to PROTECT not to harm citizens.

[–]JDNelson13 2 points3 points ago

I feel like in this situation they did both. Which obviously is not ideal but it's better than only harming them.

[–]ZACHtheSEAL 0 points1 point ago

dude shooting someone isn't that easy. plus he's holding a gun and probably moving. and 16 rounds is only one magazine for a glock.

[–]Buddy_Dacote 0 points1 point ago

I kind of wonder why the police thought it would be a good idea to pressure the guy into pulling his weapon when there where so many people around.

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[–]ZACHtheSEAL -1 points0 points ago

bro they use 9mm gold dot hollow points. they mushroom out. the bystanders were hit by fragments.

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[–]ZACHtheSEAL -1 points0 points ago

gold dot bullets mushroom out so it wouldn't be a stretch to think that the bullets fired by police broke apart and hit the bystanders.

[–]nitefang 4 points5 points ago

Not all of the bystanders were shot by NYPD. Only some of the bystanders were shot. The rest weren't shot. Saying "all bystanders shot" makes it sound like everyone in the area got shot.

[–]xav0989 4 points5 points ago

I think that what was meant was "All shot bystanders were shot by the police"

[–]OTuama 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad you edited that. It's a pretty huge difference.

[–]Semajal 0 points1 point ago

Look under the other thread, this can be partly put down to their insanely hard to aim accurately guns with the 12lb trigger pull weight (i think?)

http://vickerstactical.com/tactical-tips/trigger-pull-weight/ <- this

[–]pleiades9 44 points45 points ago

I had a discussion about the Empire State shooting with a friend in the military who has also done a great deal of voluntary tactical training. Here's his thoughts on the matter:

1) For better or worse, many cops treat their job as a police officer as just that: a job. You clock in, you clock out, you go home and do the things you enjoy doing, be it sports, watching TV, drinking, or whatever. This means that they're likely not spending much more than the required minimum amount of time at the gun range. Why do it, if you view it as a job that pays the bills rather than a profession you dedicate yourself to?

2) Even though accuracy training is a big part of being a cop, it's not emphasized as much as most people seem to think. A lot of the training police receive is in defusing situations - once something has escalated to guns being drawn, the chances of a serious fuck-up become very high (as this shooting demonstrates). The emphasis is on preventing the situation from becoming a shootout, much more so than what to do when the shootout happens.

3) Any report you read of the situation will give you an idea of just how chaotic the situation was. Bystanders running every which way. The fourth rule of gun safety is "Know your target and what is behind it." However, just because a potential innocent casualty is behind your target, it's not an absolute contraindication to firing your weapon. It's a judgment call, and an indication to use extra caution. Extra training can improve the outcomes of these judgment calls, sure, but then points 1 and 2 above come into play once more.

4) Six of the nine people injured were hit by fragments of either concrete or ricocheting bullet. Difficult (but not impossible) to predict who's at risk to be nailed by fragments when your primary focus is on a man waving a gun around.

Not to say some culpability shouldn't rest with the officers (they did directly hit at least three innocent bystanders), but given the situation, and the other factors listed above, I would hesitate before judging them too harshly.

[–]mask2697 -5 points-4 points ago

Chances are the officer was new to the job and panicked when faced with a gun pointed at his head...

[–]ExistentLOList 21 points22 points ago

To be fair, you don't have to be new to be frightened by a gun pointed at your head. Police officers are people, too.

[–]gnit2 158 points159 points ago

Front page. I'm calling it now.

Edit: 7 posts away. C'mon... we got thissss...

Edit2: Aw yiss.

[–]TruthfulSarcasm 96 points97 points ago

Future repost, i'm calling it now.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 35 points36 points ago

You don't need a crystal ball to see that, but I won't deny that your crystal ball works

[–]Jaccington 36 points37 points ago

Mother. Fucking. Breadcrumbs.

[–]Alsweetex 7 points8 points ago

Mmm, Cake Crumbs.

[–]OhSchistGneiss 2 points3 points ago

Haaa, the first time I saw that comic I laughed for about 20 mins

[–]ckelley87 1 point2 points ago

Mutha. Fuckin. Frontpage.

[–]zosocks[S] 19 points20 points ago

upvote for the sentiment

[–]gnit2 14 points15 points ago

Actually, I'm going double or nothing. This is going to become a thing, not dissimilarly to "Still a better love story than Twilight." Congrats, OP.

[–]pjeff61 10 points11 points ago

Oh shit, I think you just discovered a thing!!

[–]deadfuzzball 6 points7 points ago

16 rounds, 9 wounded, 10 hits on target. That's 19 hits with 16 rounds. It's impressive as hell if you ignore the entire story and how terrible it is.

Great aim, just bad results in a crowded area when bullets go through people and keep going.

[–]JD_Crichton 1 point2 points ago

Better injured by fragments than killed by the lunatic. These were regular officers not snipers after all.

[–]mtldude1967 69 points70 points ago

Last I heard, they hit the suspect 10 times out of 16 shots, a 62.5% accuracy rate, which is exceptionally good for a high anxiety and stressful situation that they had only a couple of seconds to prepare for and evaluate.

[–]deubski 22 points23 points ago

Ricochets

[–]Chexonfire 12 points13 points ago

Wormholes.

[–]Arithered 15 points16 points ago

Aliens.

[–]Jjunior130 7 points8 points ago

Magnets

[–]Purplejesus88 2 points3 points ago

How do they work?

[–]Sarge_McBeans 7 points8 points ago

They don't; the Mexicans stole their jobs.

[–]Purplejesus88 1 point2 points ago

[–]EquinsuOcha 1 point2 points ago

Lobster magnets.

[–]bitch__ass 5 points6 points ago

Gravity

[–]classy_stegasaurus 7 points8 points ago

I heard that some people weren't even hit by a full bullet. That a lot of them were just fragments

[–]KungFuJimmy 10 points11 points ago

Five of the shots that hit the gunman were head shots too by the way

[–]acaellum 13 points14 points ago

We should still handcuff him, just in-case.

[–]Nodbugger 10 points11 points ago

It is policy, all suspects get hand cuffed.

Just because you hit them doesn't mean you hurt them, just because you hurt them doesn't mean you killed them, just because you killed them it doesn't mean they are aware of this change in status and still aren't dangerous.

But to me, that just seems like the biggest 'fuck you', "Sure we shot you 10 times and you are dead, but I'm still going to arrest you."

[–]acaellum 6 points7 points ago

Plus, it fucks him over as a future zombie!

[–]virtu333 0 points1 point ago

Another reason a zombie apocalypse is unlikely to occur.

Besides the fact that, well, people hopefully aren't going to let a crippled dead thing walk over and bite them.

[–]KungFuJimmy 0 points1 point ago

Lol probably reverted to their training, who knows. That definitely seems silly at that point

[–]Bank_Gothic 1 point2 points ago

Why not aim for center mass? It makes no sense to shoot for the head unless they thought he was some kind of zombie.

[–]Pythosblaze 1 point2 points ago

They wanted the extra points for a headshot.

[–]ChipChase 0 points1 point ago

Does that mean they continued to shoot him in the head after he was motionless on the ground?

[–]megalodon90 84 points85 points ago

But they also hit 9 people who weren't the suspect, which is the real issue.

[–]mrtomjones 5 points6 points ago

On Canadian news they had an interview with a former chief of police who said that he would have done the same thing(Choose to shoot) because of the crowded area. The potential danger to the public if they did not shoot outweighed the danger of shooting. If a completely neutral, knowledgeable source believes that these guys did a good job despite the unfortunate shootings then perhaps Reddit should not be so quit to judge. Hating on police is cool around here though.

[–]bedabup 1 point2 points ago

Nah, if he's a Canadian cop Reddit will gobble up whatever he says. Thankfully he was right. Now we just need to get this seen more...

[–]mtldude1967 38 points39 points ago

If the gunman had given up peacefully instead of pointing his gun at the police, they wouldn't have had to defend themselves, and could have arrested him without any shots fired. Put the blame where it belongs.

[–]BiggerBenFranklin 52 points53 points ago

If the suspect's parents never conceived him then this whole situation could have been avoided (feel free to continue this line of thought ad infinitum). Put the blame where it belongs!

[–]XdannyX 55 points56 points ago

If guns were never invented there would of been NO shots fired. Just an epic sword fight. Come on you guys. Put the blame were it belongs.

[–]notcoolbrooo 43 points44 points ago

If the Big Bang never happened... NOTHING, GAME OVER. EVERYONE GO HOME.

[–]Shellface 13 points14 points ago

If those super-dimensional panes didn't collide, There would be nothgnfgsdglghjdsfsdjruifgyrtjhgdhduidhn

[–]XdannyX 5 points6 points ago

If this thread never happened there would be no "blame" being thrown around!!! Come on you guys

[–]nitefang 3 points4 points ago

Yes, except there is one key part of the whole system to blame. And that is the guy who was shot 10 times. He was the only one who knew what he was going to do and decided to do it. His parents are fortune tellers.

[–]Gooberpatrol66 5 points6 points ago

What a delicious selection of fruit.

[–]Legio_X 2 points3 points ago

If Khrushchev had just nuked the world in the 1960s, this never would have happened!

God damnit, Khrushchev. What a bastard.

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[–]mtldude1967 13 points14 points ago

The police tried to apprehend a murder suspect who just killed a man on a crowded street. They have to: It's their job. The suspect responded by threatening their lives with a firearm, also on a crowded street. They defended themselves, and continued to fire until the threat was neutralized, at which point, they stopped. This is poor judgment to you? Should they have let him kill them instead? Should they have let a killer get away? Should they have run away? Should the police have asked the suspect to go to a less crowded area?

[–]aquariumscience 0 points1 point ago

Shooting someone 1 or 2 times usually doesn't stop a threat unless its a very good shot. Even shooting someone 20 times sometimes isn't enough to stop them from shooting back. It was not poor judgment, it was the only thing they could do. Firing 16 shots may seem overkill at first, but you have to keep in mind that they have seconds to stop this guy, and only a few shots won't do it. Before you say it, you should never aim for the head. It's a small target and increases the chance of missing. Always aim for center of mass.

[–]omgdonerkebab 8 points9 points ago

Sorry, bullets are fast and can go through people. What do you want them to do about it?

[–]filterspam 7 points8 points ago

Switch to Nerf bullets.

[–]hcumberdale1 8 points9 points ago

Switch to Hollow-Points.

[–]omgdonerkebab 4 points5 points ago

That's an idea, and some police departments use them for exactly this reason. I don't know if the NYPD does, though, and there are some arguments against/opposition to the use of hollow-point bullets in general, too.

[–]hcumberdale1 1 point2 points ago

What are some of the opposing arguments?

[–]omgdonerkebab 3 points4 points ago

It does more damage, and is in theory more lethal. So people didn't want police officers having them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow-point_bullet#Winchester_Black_Talon_controversy

(I never said that the arguments against were rational.)

[–]Sleepy_One -3 points-2 points ago

Hahhahaha, so they missed 6 times and hit 9 people who weren't the suspect? (or some went through him and hit spectators).

[–]nitefang 2 points3 points ago

That is what happened, others ricocheted and separated.

[–]xHassassin 0 points1 point ago

How do you hit 9 people when only 6 shots missed the target? Bullet fragments from ricochets? Somehow the 10/16 statement doesn't seem right.

[–]TheEmbernova 0 points1 point ago

If I recall correctly, it wasn't the aim that hit the 9 people, it was something to do with the gun/ammunition.

Not 100% sure about that though, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

Edit: So from what I'm seeing, it was from the ricochet or fragments of the bullet. But really, if some gunman pulls a gun out, the last thing you're worried about is if the bullet will ricochet and who would get hit by the fragmentation.

[–]juicius 0 points1 point ago

That just means that bullets travel in a straight line and don't self destruct the moment it passes, either through or by, the target. It's something the gun nut 2nd amendmenistas need to consider whenever they fantasize about armed citizen vigilantes at every violent crime scene.

Besides, I think most of the 9 bystanders were hit by bullet fragments. Bullets do that too.

[–]zosocks[S] 15 points16 points ago

i agree, actually. i'm not upset with the way it was handled, just making a light jibe. although i do agree with the above post linking to the article about the messed up triggers they have to use

[–]mtldude1967 16 points17 points ago

A lighter trigger improves accuracy...it doesn't move the gun as much when you pull it. In New York City, when they changed from revolvers (heavy trigger pull) to pistols (light pull) they found that some officers didn't like them, and worse, were experiencing accidental discharges because they were used to resting their fingers on the trigger when pointing their guns (bad trigger discipline: the finger should be on the trigger guard until you are ready to shoot). To solve the problem they came up with a "New York Trigger", which had a heavier pull.

[–]zosocks[S] 8 points9 points ago

that is what i'm referring too, they shouldve retrained the officers and went with the lighter trigger

[–]mtldude1967 5 points6 points ago

Agreed. It's much cheaper to order the guns with the modified triggers than to retrain thousands of cops. The cheaper solution is not always the best, though.

[–]zosocks[S] 10 points11 points ago

eventually the retraining would pay for itself by not having to pay extra for modified triggers every time they need a new gun. and you cant put a price on lives impacted by an inaccurate police gun

[–]KungFuJimmy 4 points5 points ago

The Glock, which I'm only assuming the NYPD carries, comes standard with the lighter trigger. The heavier trigger is actually the custom option they order.

[–]nitefang 2 points3 points ago

I think you may have misread zosocks argument. He is saying that it would be cheaper to buy the stock trigger (lighter) and pay for better training because it would be cheaper long run and safer.

[–]mtldude1967 0 points1 point ago

I agree, but unfortunately the bureaucrats that make those decisions tend not to think that far into the future.

[–]lukemil 1 point2 points ago

The accidental discharges were mostly when holstering the weapons. Also, there were no officers who didn't like the original triggers -- only chiefs.

[–]otary 1 point2 points ago

That's 118.75% accuracy rate counting the other 9 folks.

[–]miked1be 0 points1 point ago

This is new information to me and is a decent hit ratio but part of the problem is that they apparently confronted and tried to arrest him in a crowded area. I know this isn't always an easy thing to deal with and fully admit that I don't know the complete circumstances so I can't really criticize them. If they had the opportunity to wait and follow him to a spot with less people they should have. Not sure if they could have though and I seriously doubt we'll ever know.

[–]mtldude1967 9 points10 points ago

Where in New York City is there a less crowded area? Also, it's kind of hard to inconspicuously follow a murder suspect (hoping he goes to a less crowded area) wearing a police uniform. If the guy had gotten away, or started shooting others, they'd be criticized for not arresting him when the could have.

You're right about not judging a situation unless we were there, but based on the circumstances presented so far, it looks to me like the police did what they had to do.

[–]miked1be 3 points4 points ago

I cannot argue with that. None of us were there and don't know the exact circumstances. I'm simply offering another possible situation and am doing it with as little criticism as possible.

[–]mtldude1967 3 points4 points ago

We all have our points of view, it's all good.

[–]miked1be 2 points3 points ago

I feel like it could very well become part of their training if it isn't already or possibly a larger part of their training. If it does it can only help things. I just hope an unfortunate event like this can go toward preventing other similar situations from happening in the future.

[–]AJJihad 1 point2 points ago

Wow, going to be honest, just look at you two down here having an actual, relevant, truly unbiased conversation. Anyway, yeah. It seems everyone else in this thread has foregone reserving their judgement for making flash critiques on something that they

1) Have no expertise on

2) Did not witness firsthand and most likely got their information from a second or third hand source, most likely some other redditor's comments

3) Wouldn't know how to handle any differently placed in the same situation

[–]porchcracker 12 points13 points ago

http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/26/us/new-york-empire-state-shooting/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

In the article, the cops Hit the shooter 9 out of 16 times, with 9 pedestrians injured, 3 from intact bullets. So while yes, they exhibited poor judgement in shooting lanes, their accuracy is much higher than average for close range shootouts. (Aveni, 2003)

tl:dr- may have been poor judgement, but statistically better than average shooting.

[–]angelok91 13 points14 points ago

It's easy enough to judge the officers split second decisions in the comfort of your own chair with all the time in the world.

[–]highintensitycanada 5 points6 points ago

bad guns perhaps?

[–]deep_ecclesiology 15 points16 points ago

There's a case to be made. Glock developed the "New York" and "New York Plus" triggers for the NYPD, which add considerably to the 5.5 pound standard trigger pull. A 10 pound trigger pull is ... well, certainly enough to affect one's aim.

Unless you were trying to make a dig at Glocks, in which case no soup for you.

*Edit: More commentary upon this point here.

[–]omgdonerkebab 15 points16 points ago

ITT: People who base their opinions off video games.

  • Bullets can often go through targets. If you want a fast, effective bullet, you can't do anything about this.

  • Real-life targets move unpredictably.

  • In a video game, you can allow yourself to take a hit in order to reposition for a better shot. In real life, the object is to not get hit at all, and in this situation, not to let the gunman get off a single shot.

Guess what? The officers did a great job in stopping the threat before the gunman could kill anyone else. For those of you crying out that the gunman didn't fire at the police officers, the video clearly shows him pulling out the gun in response to their presence. Why do you think he did that?

[–]filterspam 6 points7 points ago

Suicide by cop?

[–]omgdonerkebab 2 points3 points ago

A possibility, and unpreventable. Though reports said he had more ammo in his briefcase and that he was walking towards the Empire State Building where his old office was, so he might have been planning to do more damage at his old workplace. Of course, that would also beg the question of why he didn't just go up to the offices first.

[–]I_Eat_Toothpaste 1 point2 points ago

Yes, they stopped him from hurting anyone else. By shooting anyone that he could've hurt.

[–]AJJihad 1 point2 points ago

I would rather take a non lethal bullet from a cop trying to protect me than a lethal bullet from a murderer. Either which way, it's pretty obvious that you have probably never been in a situation anything like that in your entire life, so reserve judgement for those who know what is going on instead criticizing people for something you yourself probably couldn't have done.

[–]voNlKONov 1 point2 points ago

This is all conjecture on my part, so have at me. I would guess that most cops in NYC (outside of vets) don't have much experience with firearms due to the extremely strict laws that surround them. When I first heard about the collateral damage, my first thought was well, that was an environment filled with bystanders. Then I saw the video and how close that first cop was to the man when he swung around. That shit was pretty point blank. Granted, I've shot more guns in real life than in video games, but he was not moving all that quickly. Anyway. I seem to be rambling, but I would like to know what the calibre of sidearm is carried by the NYPD. I could definetly understand rounds that went through the shooter.

[–]Khael8 0 points1 point ago

TIL games where I need to shoot 9 times on unprotected chest in order to kill are realistic and not bullshit difficulty level.

[–]Heisenburg -1 points0 points ago

You'd think the largest para-military organization in the U.S. would at least get some range time every once in a while. They shoot like Mr. Magoo.

[–]wshs 2 points3 points ago

They do get range time. Their accuracy rate is the lowest of any force on the planet, at 15%.

Edit, because some people are too lazy to read down 5 posts Source: SPECIAL REPORT: FIREARMS, Aveni, Thomas; Law and Order, Vol. 51, No.8 August 2003

[–]gmb0044 4 points5 points ago

Source?

[–]wshs 5 points6 points ago

SPECIAL REPORT: FIREARMS, Aveni, Thomas; Law and Order, Vol. 51, No.8 August 2003

[–]SlutForPesto 7 points8 points ago

Bitch please, this is Reddit. Wild speculation and fabricated information are practically currency here.

[–]wshs 1 point2 points ago

Unlike some people, I do provide source when requested, instead of making up wild speculation about the legitimacy of information.

Edit, because some people are too lazy to read down 5 posts Source: SPECIAL REPORT: FIREARMS, Aveni, Thomas; Law and Order, Vol. 51, No.8 August 2003

[–]AJJihad 0 points1 point ago

We aren't too lazy to read down, we just don't bother because we are interested in your comment. Anyway, I know you cited a reliable source, and I commend you for citing an actual source rather than some obscure website, however, it would be nice if you could post a link to an online version of the text somewhere so people can check it out and believe what you have to say without digging for half an hour searching for it. Thanks

[–]Mahler5 0 points1 point ago

15% is actually pretty good considering how many rounds get spent in warzones. The vast majority of bullets are used as suppression as opposed to killing targets. The US military has fired 250,000 bullets for every enemy combatant killed in Iraq and Afghanistan. That's an accuracy rating of 0.0004%.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

We need to get this in GIF form with a scene from Commando.

[–]12288 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, like when they took down the Millennium Falcon in the first act of New Hope and the entire series ended.

[–]HydroCrank 1 point2 points ago

9/9 would hit!

[–]Danez 0 points1 point ago

I guess this must mean the NYPD is the bad guy in this movie.

[–]deerFarts 0 points1 point ago

at least they weren't SandPeople shooting...

[–]noahthewale 1 point2 points ago

Too soon?

[–]dagreekguy 0 points1 point ago

why is this true?

[–]ZACHtheSEAL 1 point2 points ago

i heard the wounds were from bullet fragments from ricochets. the rounds the officers were using were probably gold dot hollowpoints and those mushroom out so its quite likely that the bullets broke apart when they hot a hard concrete surface

[–]VirginsAreSlutsToo 1 point2 points ago

Too soon?

[–]teewan 0 points1 point ago

Aim was fine. Can't control where the fragments go after they hit the target.

[–]OhSchistGneiss 0 points1 point ago

But they wouldn't be able to shoot the suspect, although no innocent bystanders would ever get hit either

[–]TheWhiteWolf08 0 points1 point ago

At least they got the crazy murderer.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

So how about these guys

[–]jackovasaurusrex 1 point2 points ago

I've been making jokes across every article possible. "The NYPD should stop getting trained by the storm troopers." "Hey, NYPD, you're not storm troopers!"

[–]serosis 0 points1 point ago

Anybody think Obi Wan was being sarcastic when he said that those blast points were, "Too accurate for Sand-People"?

[–]otakuman 0 points1 point ago

As exposed elsewhere, the stormtroopers missed ON PURPOSE to let princess Leia escape and let her unknowingly lead the Empire to the secret base.

[–]serosis 0 points1 point ago

And they did not hit anything of importance until they accidentally shot Leia in the shoulder on Endor.

[–]otakuman 0 points1 point ago

I'll blame George Lucas for that one. After all, we're talking about the movie with the teddy bears on it.

[–]eman462 0 points1 point ago

The NYPD cops remind me of the cops in GTA. They will keep shooting even after you are dead. And dont down vote me into nothing it is true. When the times square knife guy was shot the cops continued shooting for a second or two.

[–]kinyon 0 points1 point ago

so could someone fill me in on the story behind this?

[–]stormin217 1 point2 points ago

amazing

[–]OTuama 0 points1 point ago

It wouldn't be true if people understood that rubbernecking at the scene of a crime is dangerous. But everyone likes a show, so shit like this happens.

[–]DrDeath666 -1 points0 points ago

Definitely top 3 most clever / original posts of 2012. Trust me. I live on this shit.

[–]Kanuck88 0 points1 point ago

Try and shoot at someone with a 100 % accuracy when you are afraid for your life. God knows I would miss....

[–]Immigman 0 points1 point ago

Police confronted an armed a assailant who had just shot one of their own in an extremely densely populated part of NYC. The necessity of stoping this maniac quickly was clear, the likelihood of collateral damage high. The fact that police fired so few rounds, when the average NYPD issued Glock has a 30 round magazine, makes it clear the the officers were trying to be judicious with their shots. It's unfair, given the environment, to Monday morning quarterback the officers. Especially when anyone whose been to the Empire State Building would attest to how densely populated the area is. If anything, this underscores the need for law enforcement in urban areas to consider fragmentation ammunition (ammo that shatters on impact, making it unlikely that the round would penetrate drywall, wood, or plexiglass). Fragmentation ammo is less likely to result in collateral damage and is highly recommended for home defense use since the round will not ricochet or penetrate drywall. The NYPD might also consider not using high velocity rounds in thier guns. Currently standard issue rounds are the "hot" +P loads. These rounds tend to over-penetrate their target, which in an urban environment can result in an increased liklihood of collateral damage.

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 1 point2 points ago

oh boy, original. you took a comment from another post about this and made it a picture. lame