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[–]UpvoteHere 51 points52 points ago

She never said that.

[–]Bassmonster27 10 points11 points ago

thank you, i hope everyone reads your comment before they jump to the conclusion that all screenshots+text are actual quotes

[–]RiNgO70 4 points5 points ago

Its all for the karma.

[–]Calistilaigh 2 points3 points ago

I assumed as much. I don't like her more than anyone else here, but this just screamed karma whore.

[–]optoomal2 2 points3 points ago

I believe this is a repost...

[–]the_hardest_part 2 points3 points ago

Omfg when will this fake quote go away? I've seen it 3 times since yesterday.

[–]SpelingTroll 0 points1 point ago

The wise talk about ideas, the clever about facts, the dumb talk about other people's lifes.

[–]eirwin 4 points5 points ago

REPOST

title comnts points age /r/
Please hit me as hard as you can. 4coms 11pts 9dys funny
these creatures shouldnt ever reproduce 1com -12pts 10dys funny
Best parent award goes to snooki 2coms 4pts 10dys pics

source: karmadecay

[–]blunt_person 1 point2 points ago

"I want a smart mommy"

Lets see you provide that.

[–]penguintux -1 points0 points ago

screw the roses, send me the thorns reference?

That's what I came her for.

[–]alchemist23 1 point2 points ago

Ok, let's put this in the "things that never happened" bag.

[–]fatfingers21 -1 points0 points ago

Posted eight hours ago man. Come on now.

[–]soulknight56 -4 points-3 points ago

Ha ha ha! "a little star just like his mommy!" ha! Good one!

[–]I_am_a_rage_face -4 points-3 points ago

I give the kid two years before CPS arrives.