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I saw someone on /b/ posted a better and funnier version of this. Does anyone else here have it? If so can I have it too? (i.imgur.com)

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[–]gaelorian 41 points42 points ago

Note: Wealth renders above chart invalid

[–]russlechip 106 points107 points ago

If anyone is interested, here is a more realistic version.

http://imgur.com/nlaBc

[–]Vertyx 47 points48 points ago

Honestly I'm 5'11 and have never ever heard that anyone consider me tall, it's an extreamely average height.

[–]CircleSteveMartin 17 points18 points ago

In Vietnam, you would be considered a giant.

[–]MyCommentIsGay 12 points13 points ago

Can confirm as vietnamese, 5'11 is giant status.

[–]okaytran 5 points6 points ago

Can confirm that I am also vietnamese!

[–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 1 point2 points ago

Can confirm that I am a giant statue

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

This depends on where you live, in certain areas this is the average height, in other places it's shorter or taller then this.

[–]AnalBurns 8 points9 points ago

And then what?

[–]LIAATPYSIW 1 point2 points ago

I'm just a red cunt hair short of 5'9", and yeah, that's pretty much accurate.

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    [–]tetrisacidbath/fit/ 235 points236 points ago

    This it?

    [–]raping_horsefucker66/b/ 72 points73 points ago

    You made me sad

    [–]captinyogurt 156 points157 points ago

    6'2 masterrace reporting in. I also have a 17inch penis, a fleece as white as snow and a Hamburger signed by gabe newell.

    [–]BullshitUsername 25 points26 points ago

    King of manlets reporting for duty... :'|

    [–]I_Will_Dumb_It_Down/b/ 8 points9 points ago

    Hello Comrade.

    [–]Suddenly_Something 9 points10 points ago

    5'8 here but my 9 inch cock and ability to make people believe everything I say more than make up for it.

    [–]tripinbalz 36 points37 points ago

    Just scraped in there, bud. 6.3' reporting in.

    [–]ferjero989 13 points14 points ago

    6'2 250 pounds reporting in

    [–]maus5000AD 27 points28 points ago

    5'4"; can't reach noose hanging from rafters

    [–]Wilsonianism 45 points46 points ago

    6'3" 155lbs here. I might be doing it wrong.

    [–]Asshole_Patrol/fit/ 221 points222 points ago

    Oh wow, a real life Auschwitz survivor. You should do an AMA.

    [–]THEREFOREiEXIST 27 points28 points ago

    I can't believe it was that easy to go there.

    [–]HacksawDecapitation 20 points21 points ago

    It's not like it takes work to get in. They were bringing people in by the trainful, for a while there.

    [–]Holy_Guacamoly -5 points-4 points ago

    guys please, my grandfather died in Auschwitz. He fell drunken from a guard tower.

    [–]TdotMurderer 6 points7 points ago

    One upvote is not enough. From this day forward I will give you an upvote whenever I see your name. No matter how much of a stupid cunt you are in the future.

    [–]minizke/k/ 1 point2 points ago

    10/10 you glorious bastard.

    [–]funbox21 7 points8 points ago

    6' 2" and 135lbs. I should probably be dead.

    [–]Bbmajor 12 points13 points ago

    6' 4" 127lbs

    i know that feel

    [–]PedobearsBloodyCock 34 points35 points ago

    Holy shit you win.

    And by win I mean you fail at life completely.

    Eat a fucking tub of crisco or something you skinny fuckstick.

    [–]funbox21 11 points12 points ago

    Slenderman? Is that you?

    [–]JakeGyllenhaal 6 points7 points ago

    But...how?

    [–]Bbmajor 8 points9 points ago

    naturally tall and lanky, plus work has me litteraly running around for 9 hours straight a day. i have very litle fat.

    BMI of 15.5 ,

    christen bale's BMI during the filming of "the machinist" was 16.7

    [–]qwerty622 10 points11 points ago

    pics of gtfo

    [–]Sir_Jeremiah 4 points5 points ago

    Wat

    [–]CardboardJesusWoW 1 point2 points ago

    6'4" 200 lbs. Trade?

    [–]thewatts80 7 points8 points ago

    6'1 and a half God Dammit.

    [–]GGSkeletor 3 points4 points ago

    6'8 230 pounds. I am a motherfucking sexy giraffe.

    [–]jerrycasto/tv/ 3 points4 points ago

    Join the club, I think we're borderline fine.

    [–]thewatts80 1 point2 points ago

    Where do I sign up?

    [–]StairwaytHeaven 2 points3 points ago

    6'4" 160 myself. Great to be a tall lanky guy

    [–]Carpemortem 1 point2 points ago

    6'6" 175lbs here :-/

    [–]DoesntUnderstandJoke 1 point2 points ago

    do you even lift

    [–]TheSimonToUrGarfunkl 1 point2 points ago

    6'3 175 lbs reporting for duty. I know that feel /b/ro

    [–]NotACrazyPerson 2 points3 points ago

    6'2 155 lbs here (maybe 160) I must say I would enjoy having that extra 15-20 pounds

    [–]desert_cruiser 2 points3 points ago

    i'm still proud to just reach 6ft

    [–]MattClack37/b/ -1 points0 points ago

    6'3 166lbs

    and I thought I was skinny

    [–]nMeSpirit 0 points1 point ago

    6'3 140lbs faggot

    [–]The_Poopinator 9 points10 points ago

    6'3" 225. here to get that fresh vag.

    [–]nofear220 4 points5 points ago

    you fat fuck, 6'3 and 170 here

    [–]dawn_of_liam 2 points3 points ago

    6'2" 179 reporting in.

    [–]ferjero989 0 points1 point ago

    is called muscle.. skinny fuck

    [–]nofear220 2 points3 points ago

    You must be one of those Jersey shore faggots with biceps the size of watermelons.

    Or you think your beer belly is all muscle

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    [–]nofear220 0 points1 point ago

    good muscular development

    biceps the size of watermelons

    [–]ferjero989 -1 points0 points ago

    my beer belly gets hard.. if it can get hard is called muscle :D

    [–]SSaint 0 points1 point ago

    6'2' 230 here.

    [–]Metalasanartform 7 points8 points ago

    5'6" 135 pounds reporting in. Will an hero.

    [–]deeveeance -1 points0 points ago

    6' 4", 232lb beast here, ready for action.

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      [–]GeneralButtNaked2012 27 points28 points ago

      How much are leg implants these days

      [–]carloscarllos 8 points9 points ago

      Consider a negro-plasty.

      [–]ionian 7 points8 points ago

      $85000 per 5cm. No, actually.

      [–]GeneralButtNaked2012 6 points7 points ago

      How much for just my right leg

      [–]AgreesWithIdiots 14 points15 points ago

      tree fiddy

      [–]K4ylan 4 points5 points ago

      I'm not even tall enough to be on this list.

      [–]Sir_Jeremiah 2 points3 points ago

      See the downward red arrow, that's pointing to where you are.

      [–]Tazmily228 3 points4 points ago

      6'4'' reporting in. Just barely made the cut.

      [–]kenkopin 9 points10 points ago

      5" 10" - I like the other chart better :P

      [–]LE_LE_LE_STFU 7 points8 points ago

      haha, yep. This is it. It gets posted on /v/ more than it should.

      [–]stevex42 4 points5 points ago

      On the first list I almost made it, but now I have to consider suicide? Fuck this!

      [–]TehMightyMidget 7 points8 points ago

      6'7"...fuck. I DO play basketball, however :D

      [–]oregonblazer420/b/ 18 points19 points ago

      Professionally? That's what I thought bitch STFU.

      [–]TehMightyMidget -1 points0 points ago

      NOPE, UNDERAGE B&

      [–]rtirado 0 points1 point ago

      6'2" 190lbs Pussy Magnet reporting in.

      [–]OscarSlenderman 2 points3 points ago

      oh man! Perfect...just perfect....6'5 ..almost perfect

      [–]Sir_Jeremiah 1 point2 points ago

      If your muscular, if not...

      [–]OscarSlenderman 0 points1 point ago

      not buff...more Natural big... :c

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      [–]Condiment -4 points-3 points ago

      You sound jelly brah, how is it being a below average beta.

      [–]Jradams96 1 point2 points ago

      but but... I'm not the Manlet cutoff. I'm normal :(

      [–]SrsSteel 0 points1 point ago

      6'1 :[

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        [–]carlosdglez 29 points30 points ago

        anyone have the girl version?

        kills me

        [–]Metallicadpa 42 points43 points ago

        http://i.imgur.com/eiGaT.jpg

        There you are.

        [–]corbalt 105 points106 points ago

        This was obviously made by a bitter short guy.

        [–]Jewfag_Cuntpuncher 8 points9 points ago

        OH I know, being 6'3" I'm at the point where I don't give a fuck about female height.

        [–]Resounding/fit/ 20 points21 points ago

        >yfw tswift is 5'11"

        [–]chesterfieldkingz 16 points17 points ago

        Taylor Swift looks like an alien

        [–]unfitfuzzball 11 points12 points ago

        a sexy alien.

        [–]who_is_jennifer 0 points1 point ago

        aren't they all?

        [–]ChucKWag78 5 points6 points ago

        Wrong! The taller the better. There is no such thing as a "too tall" woman!

        [–]bardfaust 16 points17 points ago

        What if she was 30 feet tall?

        [–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

        you get some scuba gear

        [–]pinfultommy93 6 points7 points ago

        29.7 feet is my cut off point, so unfortunately that's too tall.

        [–]Wordshark 3 points4 points ago

        30'6"--you son of a bitch!

        [–]legionrus 17 points18 points ago

        I am apparently a circus freak and should proceed to kill myself. I thought 5'11" wasn't horrible for a girl. Now I know my heighth is bad and I should feel bad.

        [–]Metallicadpa 29 points30 points ago

        As a 6'4" tallfag: hell no. I'm sick of girls being level with my nipples. I want a tall girlfriend.

        tfw you don't know any tall girls in real life

        Only manlets care if a girl's tall or not. Insecurity everywhere.

        [–]legionrus -2 points-1 points ago

        I spent a lot of time looking for a tall (taller than me) guy. I gave up. My husband is the same height as me.

        [–]Jradams96 12 points13 points ago

        Lol no, my last girlfriend was the same height as me (apx. 5'11)'and I didn't mind at all. I think only short dudes really care.

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        [–]legionrus 3 points4 points ago

        You show me yours first.

        [–]rickrollin/b/ 7 points8 points ago

        But I love tall girls.

        [–]Wordshark 4 points5 points ago

        Man, you should see how much my 6'1" wife gets hit on.

        [–]JeniNova 3 points4 points ago

        I'm an inch taller than what the chart allows for. Maybe I should ask my circus handlers for an extra cookie.

        [–]laddymaddonna 2 points3 points ago

        5'8 apparent half male here

        [–]Metallicadpa 7 points8 points ago

        Enjoy getting only beta/submissive males.

        (In reality no one will care, really. Only shorter, insecure guys will consider your height to be a problem.)

        [–]laddymaddonna 0 points1 point ago

        haha ya but it does make heels off limits :(

        [–]Metallicadpa 3 points4 points ago

        Not really. Wear heels, enjoy yourself, have fun. If guys don't find you attractive when you're wearing them because you're a few inches taller then they're probably insecure betas anyway that wouldn't be worth pursuing anything with.

        You have like a built-in shitfilter with being tall. Congratulations.

        [–]MadCarlotta 2 points3 points ago

        omg, wear heels! I'm six foot tall and I wear them.

        [–]Asshole_Patrol/fit/ 0 points1 point ago

        ...that actually sounds kind of hot.

        [–]MadCarlotta 0 points1 point ago

        Well, naturally, I like to think it is.

        [–]carlosdglez 1 point2 points ago

        ty

        [–]fotzenwasser 61 points62 points ago

        6'1...and now suck my 3 inch cock. I'm the fucking master race

        [–]danish_sprode 13 points14 points ago

        6'4''. Anyone want 2 inches of my femurs?

        [–]lpat93 23 points24 points ago

        dibs

        [–]felt_like_being_nice 42 points43 points ago

        Dibs on the fibs.

        [–]Tranger 0 points1 point ago

        To guys replying this, you are asking for some male(?) inches.

        [–]FreezerDust 12 points13 points ago

        5'4" right in the feelbads bro...

        [–]Sherrodactyl -4 points-3 points ago

        SUCK IT

        [–]smokecat20 15 points16 points ago

        In a double-blind study by Graziano et al., it was found that, in person, using a sample of women of normal size, they were on average most attracted to men who were of medium height (5'9"- 5'11") and less attracted to both men of shorter height (5'5"- 5'7") and men of tallest height (6'2"- 6'4")

        [–]thebrassnuckles 6 points7 points ago

        They totally left out 6'/6'-1" The fuck?

        [–]thegeicogecko 6 points7 points ago

        And 5'8", it just leaves it up to you to use your basic observation skills that the data follows a basic bell curve.

        [–]thebrassnuckles 1 point2 points ago

        I do not concern myself with Lilliputians.

        [–][deleted] 54 points55 points ago

        MFW i'm 5'4

        [–]AWood243 122 points123 points ago

        Nigger, are you even trying?

        [–]rockerode 102 points103 points ago

        MFW I'm a 5'2" male.

        [–]pepperss 71 points72 points ago

        5'2" male

        They have those?

        [–]rockerode 12 points13 points ago

        When you get your mothers height :/

        [–]oregonblazer420/b/ 28 points29 points ago

        Lol my mom is still four inches taller than you.

        [–]rockerode -4 points-3 points ago

        Humans do have a variety of heights, do they not? Least I got the hispanic genes, unlike my white as an albino brother.

        [–]PedobearsBloodyCock 19 points20 points ago

        So you're a beaner and your brother is a normal person?

        Heads up there Pancho, but you didn't get the winning genes there.

        [–]oregonblazer420/b/ 4 points5 points ago

        Oh you're hispanic? I'm sorry

        [–]RangerPL/k/ 2 points3 points ago

        Yes. Given that his favorite board is /v/, he's most likely twelve and thus very likely to be a 5'2" "male".

        [–]FamiliarCow/b/ 3 points4 points ago

        Also 5'2" reporting in

        [–]WetlandsDeputy 15 points16 points ago

        5'6 and already planning on dying alone.

        [–]MightyZio 3 points4 points ago

        Feels, brah, feels

        [–]Chloeasha 1 point2 points ago

        My mom is 5'8.

        [–]PterodactylGang 16 points17 points ago

        everyone who upvoted this is optimal height

        [–]FairyCarry 8 points9 points ago

        I'm 6'6 and women love it. Being this tall isn't unattractive unless you're skinny as hell to go with it.

        [–]imasunbear 7 points8 points ago

        6'6" 160 lbs checking in.

        Seriously, I'm a rake.

        [–]HAMSHAMA 2 points3 points ago

        Pshh I'm 6'4" and 130 lbs. I'm almost two-dimensional.

        [–]xarlev 8 points9 points ago

        6'3" master race reporting in.

        [–]sophiemisfit 9 points10 points ago

        drops panties

        [–]aTROLLwithSWAG/sp/ 8 points9 points ago

        tfw 6'6''

        [–]SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT 1 point2 points ago

        Holy shit dude how can you walk down hallways, you must smack your head off everything

        [–]aTROLLwithSWAG/sp/ -2 points-1 points ago

        Costanza.jpg

        [–]DidIGetThatRight 3 points4 points ago

        Make your way to /r/tall

        [–]pablofp92 3 points4 points ago

        5'6" and fucking grateful of the existence of shorter women

        [–]Zerothe0 0 points1 point ago

        We're limited to a percentage of the female pool though, Gah damnit.

        [–]gis8/fit/ 2 points3 points ago

        6'0-6'3 = master race

        [–]PsiAmp 4 points5 points ago

        I'm from Europe and I don't understand what is this all about.

        [–]ginx2666 20 points21 points ago

        Even having google to convert values into not retarded system, it would be nice if this chart had been made in universal, versatile, easy and ultimately superior metric system.

        [–]xVictor 34 points35 points ago

        Metric system master race

        [–]tommy2face1 2 points3 points ago

        ok I'm 6'5" and I walk around a little shorter because I don't always stand straight, but people always say they want my height. I like to believe that I'm not that awkward lanky tall guy. It helps for sports like volleyball (which I play). If you want proof I'll get a pic.

        [–]oregonblazer420/b/ 21 points22 points ago

        You play volleyball? Definitely a faggot

        [–]AnalBurns 9 points10 points ago

        Volleyball is for girls.

        [–]laddymaddonna 0 points1 point ago

        proof needed

        [–]M1A1Tompson/b/ 2 points3 points ago

        Sucks to be 5'4 ha ha!... (damn my genes)

        [–]LetsTalkTurtles 2 points3 points ago

        Were you aware that two galapagos tortoises will fight over territory or females by seeing who can stretch their neck higher?

        [–]Metal_Lyrics 2 points3 points ago

        Fun Fact: Everyone in Rammstein is at least 6'2'', with their bass player standing at 6'7''. Rammstein master race.

        [–]animal-mother 1 point2 points ago

        Inb4 Paul Landers at 5'9".

        [–]Metal_Lyrics 0 points1 point ago

        He's the member I forget about the most.

        [–]jesaub 0 points1 point ago

        I don't know how to say it in english, but he was born premature, after 6 or 7 months of pregnancy, supposedly that explains it.

        Edit: I accidentally a word

        [–]pogletfucker 2 points3 points ago

        6'2" no pussy yet, this lied to me.

        [–]omgbasedgodswag 0 points1 point ago

        I'm 6'4 and the only type of girls who are attracted to me at first sight are disgusting short ones. Why would anyone want to fuck a dwarf/hobbit/halfling.

        [–]rbar1 10 points11 points ago

        Ahhh it feels great to be 6'2

        [–]hahanobutreally 6 points7 points ago

        Not if you're 145 lbs.

        [–]Frogtech 5 points6 points ago

        Read the fucking sticky then

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          [–]Asshole_Patrol/fit/ 1 point2 points ago

          You should go on /fit/. They have a dozen versions of this.

          [–]Texas_Aristocrat -1 points0 points ago

          mfw i'm shaquille o'neal

          [–]clydefrog811 1 point2 points ago

          5'7 damn....

          [–]Sithek 0 points1 point ago

          5'8" +3 inches Mohawk hair. Close enough.

          [–]conversionbot 1 point2 points ago

          3 inches = 7.62 centimeters

          [–]TheWhistler1967 0 points1 point ago

          7.62 centimeters = 0.0416666667 fathoms

          [–]sirchewi3 0 points1 point ago

          Thanks guys for making me feel great about being 6'7" haha

          [–]tommy2face1 0 points1 point ago

          Same thing dude, even though i'm only 6'5"

          [–]PhylisInTheHood 0 points1 point ago

          sucks being 5'7", especially cause every girl im with seems to be taller than the last

          [–]Ace_Pigeon 1 point2 points ago

          why.jpg

          [–]WisLonghair 1 point2 points ago

          I'm pushing 50 and getting shorter every year. You can all die in a fire.

          [–]tristan53 0 points1 point ago

          At 6'8 this makes me sad :(

          [–]Sadistic_Espeon 4 points5 points ago

          jesus christ according to this scale you don't even exist

          wow you sure fucked that one up, didn't you?

          [–]DedRok 0 points1 point ago

          6'1, 197 pounds..

          [–]Radialshifter 0 points1 point ago

          6'6 HULK SMASH

          [–]Iderivedx 1 point2 points ago

          6'5" here. To look most girls in the face, I have to see down her shirt as well. What a shame.

          [–]almostlike7 0 points1 point ago

          Need one of these for women. I'm 5'11'' and want to see what it would say about me. Lol

          [–]Fittri 0 points1 point ago

          Fuckin inches and feet! Get over yourself America!

          [–]ChaoMing/d/ 0 points1 point ago

          My female Biology teacher was a good 4-foot-something. Smoking hot for being near-midget status.

          [–]Anon49/a/ -1 points0 points ago

          Inch

          not meters

          HAHAHAHA AMERIFAGS

          [–]Scruffballz/b/ 0 points1 point ago

          6'3 Swedish. I guess im kinda tall, but only a little bit taller than the normal swede. Inb4 jelly shortfags

          [–]zLeq 0 points1 point ago

          i'm 6,4 and im 12, lifts.

          [–]Newbzorg 0 points1 point ago

          6'4" 170kg 18 years old. gotta stop growing :(

          [–]DoesntUnderstandJoke 0 points1 point ago

          ITT: Skinny fucks with wasted tall

          [–]Joshi825 0 points1 point ago

          I'm in college 6"8 play voleyball and I'm not too thin. Fuck random sluts for just being tall. Wow your so tall thats so interesting. omg my tits are right next to your crouch. Bad part. If I had your height i'd be in the NBA or gay circle jerks from guys. Reached the point where unless your going to be getting fucked later don't talk about my height. It sucks and its annoying but it has its advantage. Also being treated like a show for everyone is annoying. Weird point too be in life

          [–]Joshi825 0 points1 point ago

          Also 220 low bodyfat

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