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I say Neil was exploited. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 18 days ago by Skwerl23
[–]3DBeerGoggles 47 points48 points49 points 18 days ago
Wow. This would actually make a lot of sense.
[–]Lochen 9 points10 points11 points 18 days ago
You haven't seen this on facebook before? By that I mean, atheists posting fake bible quotes to trick people. Surely you've seen this posted here before: http://karmadecay.com/2.bp.blogspot.com/-qnvu1GLiYr8/TeysCs-1VZI/AAAAAAAAFEI/Eml3Swce5Vc/s1600/tumblr_lm8j6jgX9I1qb5gkjo1_400.png
[–]BdrLen 14 points15 points16 points 18 days ago
did you see the one with an AK-47 and a holy book saying too bad neither are taught in schools? the twist of course being that the book was a Koran.
[–]TheHerbalGerbil 1 point2 points3 points 18 days ago
Any self respecting conservative should have at least thought to look closer at the book, considering you’re telling me the rifle was an AK-47 rather than an AR-15.
[–]NiteShadeX2 2 points3 points4 points 18 days ago
This is the only version of that I can find, and its pretty obvious whats what.
[–]mental405 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
I fixed that for ya.
[–]NiteShadeX2 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago*
Now it looks like it promotes suicide.
Also, I agree with the original, but not in the way they intent it do. The Bible should be taught in schools, but as a historic book of fiction. Teach it in literature alongside the Greek tragedies or other similar works of fiction. The Bible has no place in a science class, nor does "teach the Bible in school" mean "every class is prayer time."
As for the gun. While gun safety in school is perhaps a bit excessive, they could at least make mention of it in some kind of health or adult living class. I'd rather see more gun safety and general firearms education than a "GUNS IS BAD" approach to things. At the end of the day gun laws really only effect law biding citizens, as criminals will procure firearms illegally either way.
Dammit.
[–]BdrLen 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
It was similar. What caught my attention is that the green leather book was backwards (Arabic).
[–]Lochen 1 point2 points3 points 18 days ago
Don't think I've seen that one no. Why? I have seen plenty of the original posted though.
[–]zoltek 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
If this could be proven, then it would be the conspiracy of our times. Of course, it could have already been proven, and I don't know of it.
[–]cebedec 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
303 is the fictional unit in "Wag the dog".
[–]zoltek 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Conspiracy!
[–]cebedec 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
It's most certainly NOT about the B-3 bomber!
At this point, who knows?
[–]VoriidNightbane 39 points40 points41 points 18 days ago
What is the 3:03 rumor?
[–]RegularKneeThePirate 45 points46 points47 points 18 days ago
People on twitter are tweeting "RIP Neil Armstrong. He died at 3:03 PM. In the Bible, Genesis 3:03 reads, "God then created the moon to oppose the sun." #Believer" when Genesis 3:03 has nothing to do with the moon
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[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 18 days ago*
"Inasmuch as you saw that a stone was cut out of the mountain without hands and that it crushed the iron, the bronze, the clay, the silver and the gold, the great God has made known to the king what will take place [a]in the future; so the dream is true and its interpretation is trustworthy.”
Daniel 2:45.
"Hail to the king, baby." - Neil Armstrong
[–]NotNotNotPikk 9 points10 points11 points 17 days ago
relevant
[–]BreadstickNinja 6 points7 points8 points 17 days ago
You idiot, that's Buzz Aldrin. He starred in that movie about toys.
[–]joeyGibson 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
You're both wrong. That's Michael Collins, who was an Irish revolutionary astronaut who had to stay in the command module while those other fuckers got to walk on the moon.
[–]BreadstickNinja 2 points3 points4 points 17 days ago
What rubbish. He's the drummer for Genesis. Don't you know anything?
Didnt he die of complications with a surgery? Doesnt sound like a very divine death.
[–]draconic86 7 points8 points9 points 18 days ago
That kind of accuracy has Christianity written all over it.
[–]JaRumpa 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
"as the smoke of the bush riseth up, inhale, for that is the glory, the love, and the spirit of the Lord" -Joseph 4:20
[–]flying_pigs 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Yeah, but that was only mostly dead.
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[–]EnsoElysium 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Now see that makes me wonder a bit, that quote is one of the more well known ones, you'd think someone would have said something by now.
[–]exnor 11 points12 points13 points 18 days ago
Right, like we needed more evidence.
[–]NiteShadeX2 5 points6 points7 points 18 days ago
You dont need evidence, you just need to believe...
[–]Skwerl23[S] 0 points1 point2 points 16 days ago
I'm pretty sure he meant "like we need more evidence that theists barely read the bible"
[–]Skwerl23[S] 4 points5 points6 points 18 days ago
Nice :)
[–]froop 16 points17 points18 points 18 days ago
I'm pretty convinced that every incorrect, meme-ified reference to a bible verse is indeed what OP suggests, and someone, somewhere is an epic, epic troll.
[–]TruePimp 5 points6 points7 points 18 days ago
>:D
[–]ProtoDong 10 points11 points12 points 18 days ago
ಠ_ಠ
[–]Bdaulerio7 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Ok, off topic, how do you make that face. I am a technological moron who uses my phone for all things Reddit.
[–]ProtoDong 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
(&)#3232;_(&)#3232;
Remove parentheses.
If you use iPhone the app blue alien has it built into the reply menu.
[–]sweetcrosstatbro 1 point2 points3 points 18 days ago
If so another point for atheists
[–]CosmicBard 2 points3 points4 points 18 days ago
I say we start saying we did.
[–]josh024 7 points8 points9 points 18 days ago
r/atheism has never been duped into believing false quotes.
[–]Lowbacca1977 11 points12 points13 points 18 days ago
Traditionally, they're not quotes from a source we're basing our lives and our understanding of the universe on.
[–]BreadstickNinja 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
“When fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in the flag and waving a cross."
-Never said by Sinclair Lewis
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful."
-Never said by Seneca the Younger
Well, there are my pet peeves out of the way.
[–]lillyvonschtupp 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
"The problem with quotes on the internet is that it is very difficult to find the correct source"
George Washington
[–]Spongemage 2 points3 points4 points 18 days ago
How few theists*
I'm so sorry. I'm not trying be mean. I just...I had to.
I love you Skwerl23. : )
[–]GJCaesar1138 2 points3 points4 points 18 days ago
Nah, it's how little. Or at least the way I read it. Little is being used as an adverb modifying "read", not an adjective modifying "theists."
[–]Spongemage 0 points1 point2 points 18 days ago
OH well. I still love all you guys either way! : D
[–]GJCaesar1138 1 point2 points3 points 18 days ago
Aw, I love you too, Spongemage.
[–]Skwerl23[S] 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
You are correct
[–]chrispine 1 point2 points3 points 18 days ago
Thank you. This was bothering me, too. Or rather, distracting me with images of all of these 4-foot-7 theists reading their bible "incorrectly" somehow... :-D
[–]WiseWordsFromBrett 1 point2 points3 points 18 days ago
You know, When i first saw it, i thought about an html 404 error. So after you said this, a chill went down my back as i realized that it is a 303 error, biblical reference does not exist. Fraud OP will deliver...
[–]N0v1K 0 points1 point2 points 18 days ago
yep!
[–]N3k0Shogun -1 points0 points1 point 18 days ago
Honestly the entire thing is stupid. It isn't hard to clear up fake verses, all you have to do is pick up a Bible and check the reference. I really do wish people weren't so lazy, they make the rest of us look bad.
[–]dbbo -1 points0 points1 point 18 days ago
I don't get it. Why would we want to prove that diminutive believers read the bible?
[–]Frozenfishy 0 points1 point2 points 18 days ago
This is actually one of my personal tin-hat conspiracy theories about the Westboro Baptist Church, that they're actually super-dedicated trolls, determined to besmirch (further) the reputation of Christianity. Because that's bloody brilliant.
[–]Numendil 0 points1 point2 points 18 days ago
aren't they trolls in the sense that they try to provoke as much as possible, until someone physically assaults them, after which they sue the living hell out of said person? Apparently that's why a lot of the members are lawyers.
Don't remember where I heard this though
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
While that would be one of the most awesome things ever, Nate Phelps would disagree with you.
...
Then again, whose to say he's not a double agent? Planted on our side to watch for indications that we might be on to him!
[–]Frozenfishy 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
Deeper down the rabbit hole...
[–]blortorbis -1 points0 points1 point 18 days ago
That's genius. That is actually the only logical explaination for how bat-shit nutty they... God. Damn. Genius.
[–]Bejoty 0 points1 point2 points 18 days ago
Why would atheists want to prove that small Christians read the Bible?
[–]DamnIWishICouldRead 0 points1 point2 points 18 days ago
I've actually seen more posts on social networks regarding Neil Armstrong being Muslim; how he heard the Adzan when he walked on the moon.
[–]Rainbow_Farter 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
whats the 3:03 rumor?
[–]5870guy111 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
here, this is a repost, someone just posted it recently but it seems like none of you have seen it, http://i.imgur.com/fSOG0.jpg
[–]SmilingAlbino 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Not only did he die at 2:45, in Genesis 45:2, it says "And he wept so loudly that the Egyptians heard him, and Pharaoh's household heard about it."
[–]stringless 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
For the record, all 2:45s in the Bible. KJV first followed by NET.
1 Kings 2:45
And king Solomon shall be blessed, and the throne of David shall be established before the LORD for ever.
But King Solomon will be empowered and David’s dynasty will endure permanently before the Lord.”
1 Chronicles 2:45
And the son of Shammai was Maon: and Maon was the father of Bethzur.
Shammai’s son was Maon, who was the father of Beth-Zur.
Ezra 2:45
The children of Lebanah, the children of Hagabah, the children of Akkub,
the descendants of Lebanah, the descendants of Hagabah, the descendants of Akkub,
Daniel 2:45
Forasmuch as thou sawest that the stone was cut out of the mountain without hands, and that it brake in pieces the iron, the brass, the clay, the silver, and the gold; the great God hath made known to the king what shall come to pass hereafter: and the dream is certain, and the interpretation thereof sure.
You saw that a stone was cut from a mountain, but not by human hands; it smashed the iron, bronze, clay, silver, and gold into pieces. The great God has made known to the king what will occur in the future. The dream is certain, and its interpretation is reliable.”
Luke 2:45
And when they found him not, they turned back again to Jerusalem, seeking him.
When they did not find him, they returned to Jerusalem to look for him.
Acts 2:44-45
And all that believed were together, and had all things common; / And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.
All who believed were together and held everything in common, / and they began selling their property and possessions and distributing the proceeds to everyone, as anyone had need.
[–]weaver2109 1 point2 points3 points 17 days ago
I'm a little theist, short and stout.
[–]FidgeAnit 0 points1 point2 points 18 days ago
Woah
[–]corwin1681 -1 points0 points1 point 18 days ago
haha, I thought that, but was too lazy to make a meme out of it :D
upvote for you sir
[–]nxtm4n -8 points-7 points-6 points 18 days ago
Except that the problem with the rumor wasn't the bible verse, but when Neil died. He died at 2:45, not 3:03.
[–]ohnoTHATguy123 4 points5 points6 points 18 days ago
we all saw the other post, 3:03 wasn't about the moon anyway, so the fact christians aren't looking for proof themselves is whats surprising....wait nvm.
[–]KrimsonTide -3 points-2 points-1 points 18 days ago
I dont read the bible it's a waste of time. If God actually wrote the bible, it wouldn't include killing gays because of their preferences, or stoning to death or anything. It was written by men who believed in God, but took it to an extreme and added in a bunch of bullshit rules that we have to follow today and are making us look like real assholes. The Bible is not a good way for a Christian to demonstrate their beliefs.
[–]CommentOnEverythin -4 points-3 points-2 points 18 days ago
"a" theist. its spelled, Atheist.
[–]BuzzKillingtonThe4th 3 points4 points5 points 18 days ago
No it's not. People attribute it as such, but it isn't a religion so it really shouldn't be capitalized.
[–]MarvinTheAndroid42 -6 points-5 points-4 points 18 days ago
You used the word "prove". I don't even... Let me explain:
If you fabricate something against someone else, any information from that is not reliable. For example, if Mitt Romney says Obama lost 8 billion dollars, it doesn't "prove" he lost money. I'm not sure if the wording's that great, but seriously, that's some entitled bullshit you've got there.
I'm an atheist, but since I've unsubscribed I feel good rarely seeing this crap.
[–]GJCaesar1138 6 points7 points8 points 18 days ago
I don't think you understand. He's suggesting that an atheist started the 3:03 rumor in order to use the fact that so many people shared it to prove that many people who tag themselves as #believer haven't actually bothered to check to see if they have their basic facts about the book they claim is their one source of truth correct.
[–]MarvinTheAndroid42 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
Well, to begin with, genisis is about the creation of all, so they got that far. Also, that's pretty ignorant to think just because they got it wrong that we've got "spies" among them. Granted it was a conspiracy keanu, so it was probably a small joke.
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