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[–]whittler 73 points74 points ago

Just say, "English not first language, sorry."

[–]dylanroo 42 points43 points ago

Everytime i do this i still get downvoted..

It's because I'm white isn't it

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 18 points19 points ago

Yes, Dylan.

[–]eddiepoopsmith 8 points9 points ago

Yes, Dil......wait a second

[–]trampus1 1 point2 points ago

What is it, Mr. Poopsmith?

[–]eddiepoopsmith 2 points3 points ago

*muffled cry: I can't!

[–]Nickdanger3rdEye 3 points4 points ago

Its because they know you.

They know alot of things.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

*It's

[–]Nickdanger3rdEye 8 points9 points ago

Sorry I have a lisp.

[–]meltedlaundry 14 points15 points ago

*lishp

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

[–]POISONAWARD 5 points6 points ago

alot isn't a word! into the hole!

[–]dylanroo 6 points7 points ago

[–]Nickdanger3rdEye 0 points1 point ago

Yes, the Alot of Things.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

[–]Abysso 1 point2 points ago

Yes

[–]binaryechoes 1 point2 points ago

I'm moible..

[–]Chronic_BOOM 2 points3 points ago

*...

[–]BICEPS 0 points1 point ago

But it really isn't :(

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That seems like a lot more effort than just clicking edit.

[–]gulpeg 0 points1 point ago

Why you no study then?

[–]5ft11flip 0 points1 point ago

Or you can blame iPhone's autocorrect.

[–]whittler 0 points1 point ago

iPhone's autofellatio

FTFY

[–]artisticchipmunk 84 points85 points ago

[–]Smarag 12 points13 points ago

I know one of you redditors has a video link to this.

[–]Wuzzle_Maker 14 points15 points ago

What if we do? You didn't really ask anything.

[–]Smarag 7 points8 points ago

I don't have to. I just have to wait.

[–]Bryz_ 13 points14 points ago

Keep waiting then.

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 9 points10 points ago

So much tension in this particular thread.

[–]safariplanet 5 points6 points ago

It's like the guy has never heard of the internet.

[–]Kungfucheez 5 points6 points ago

Whats an internet?

[–]timelineman 0 points1 point ago

It's that thing where all OPs are faggots.

[–]SubAtomicPlayboy 8 points9 points ago

[–]neo7 4 points5 points ago

[–]Sunflwrstarz 0 points1 point ago

Fucking awesome!

[–]CarpetCalves 95 points96 points ago

I know the felling.

[–]dnthatethejuice 60 points61 points ago

*Fee... wait a second. I'm on to you.

[–]Wuzzle_Maker 38 points39 points ago

[–]OmegaArcadia 10 points11 points ago

I no, its hard.

[–]Demolisher55 0 points1 point ago

Why is it that grammar is a major problem to reddit.. But everyone calls their birthday "cake day" it's freaking retarded I don't understand it

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[–]OrangePrototype 19 points20 points ago

The worst part is when you don't catch it in time for a ninja edit, and you get that permanent asterisk of shame.

[–]parisien96 6 points7 points ago

edit: grammar

The worst.

[–]Fleshgod 5 points6 points ago

I hate when people do that shit. Just edit the god damn typo. >.<

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 0 points1 point ago

How long do you actually have? Seems like its around the 1:30-2 minute mark.

[–]safariplanet 2 points3 points ago

68 seconds

[–]admvb 7 points8 points ago

His feet just vanish.

[–]fozzyfreakingbear 29 points30 points ago

It's all fun and games until someone makes a sperling mistake.

[–]the_winged_one 14 points15 points ago

Sperling mersterk!

[–]safariplanet 2 points3 points ago

gersebermps

[–]hablomuchoingles 0 points1 point ago

Grammar hammer! Spelling...something else that rhymes and sounds vaguely oppressive!

[–]slightly_bald 2 points3 points ago

No, the best part is how everything is a grammar issue. Even spelling errors. Because there's nothing the irony of being pedantic about grammar without realizing that grammar and spelling are two different things.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Telling?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I'm telling on u!!!!!

[–]_Linear 0 points1 point ago

Grammer hammar*

[–]TehStupid 3 points4 points ago

It is times like that, when I feel as if I am some poorly educated Anne Frank, hiding from the Grammar Nazis.

[–]safariplanet 1 point2 points ago

the grammar gestapo

[–]ilikethecaps 9 points10 points ago

That's not his nose at the end.

[–]juggernaughtie 10 points11 points ago

Gramar boner

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]NotTheNews 6 points7 points ago

*Grandma

[–]parisien96 0 points1 point ago

Did he say "Grandma boner", because that's funny.

[–]NotTheNews 1 point2 points ago

*Grammar

[–]Dildo_Ball_Baggins 1 point2 points ago

Yes?

[–]carlosboozer 8 points9 points ago

when this happens comfort yourself in the knowledge that only boring dudes with nothing interesting to contribute give a shit about typos

[–]tricky3737 4 points5 points ago

Jurst edtt YOur coment.

[–]kookoo831 2 points3 points ago

DELETEDELETEDELETEDELETE RESUBMITRESUBMITRESUBMITRESUBMIT

[–]S0Sensitive 4 points5 points ago

You seem to be doing that a lot. I see you're either new or your posts aren't doing so well. Please wait a while before trying to post again. <~~~~ kills my soul.

[–]Hyperian 1 point2 points ago

how come the sand can cover his legs but not his noise? his noise doesn't stick further out than his legs.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

[–]TitoSays 2 points3 points ago

He can cover his legs but not his nose?

[–]kubjay -1 points0 points ago

this happens waaaaay more than it should

[–]jrob888 -1 points0 points ago

Dat perfect fit.

[–]overused-meme-alert 0 points1 point ago

Dat perfect

beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

[–]archerygirl99 -1 points0 points ago

some one who understands

[–]ruin 1 point2 points ago

The nose remaining above ground represents a misplaced apostrophe.

[–]Lore86 0 points1 point ago

Once I spelled air conditioner instead of hair conditioner... didn't pass unobesrved

[–]Rehnay 0 points1 point ago

I quite frequently notice it in time and make a ninja edit.

Still, even though the chance is very small I just have this feeling that they know.

[–]shlam16 0 points1 point ago

If only half the posters on r/f7u12 would do this. It has been invaded by a bunch of school children with the spelling of.. well.. school children.

[–]SackFulloApplez -1 points0 points ago

Everytime you make a typo, you post a gif of spongebob covering himself in sand?

[–]BatmansNygma -1 points0 points ago

How about you just edit it...

[–]Program_These 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, no.

[–]literallyallah -1 points0 points ago

Using swype on my tablet, it put "it's" instead of "its".

I thought "no one will notice"

Ohgodwhy.jpg

[–]bowlforthedude -1 points0 points ago

Or you could edit it

[–]wolfchimneyrock -1 points0 points ago

thats actually a pretty classy use of cell / background animation

[–]McBurger 0 points1 point ago

This may be one of the most high resolution gifs I've ever seen.

[–]kurosakura 0 points1 point ago

Maybe clicking "edit" would be easier.

[–]drburropile 0 points1 point ago

I just assume people don't talk american so I don't get anal from your dad.

[–]JoeyJoeC 0 points1 point ago

Waited for the 2nd loop just to confirm that was his nose

[–]kurosakura 1 point2 points ago

[–]2parties1cup 1 point2 points ago

[–]VETTE_50_TH 0 points1 point ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]afischer15 0 points1 point ago

checkd for typos in the title. Couldn't find one. Was disappointed.

[–]Garian1 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Snoogliebear 0 points1 point ago

His legs! They just disappear!

[–]2hot2sexy4u -1 points0 points ago

Then DON'T MAKE TYPOS. That's why man invented the squiggly red line to point out of your ignorance

[–]TheSneakyBunny 0 points1 point ago

Spongebob's feet are quite mesmerizing in this gif.

[–]imaginative_username -1 points0 points ago

[–]nwestnine 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it.

[–]nman649 0 points1 point ago

This gif becomes painful to watch after realizing he leaves his eyes open under the sand.

[–]CaptainGo 0 points1 point ago

Where do his legs go?

[–]keeganos23 0 points1 point ago

You realize you can just edit it after you upload it, right?

[–]TronCorleone -1 points0 points ago

I could always tell if something was gonna move by the way it was drawn.

[–]Karmasour 1 point2 points ago

where did his legs go?

[–]qdhcjv 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for spungebob!

[–]sharksfan93 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one who noticed his legs are above the hole? Yet he still covers them in sand without moving them?

[–]ij00mini 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised no one has pointed out yet that his feet entirely disappear.

[–]repmack 0 points1 point ago

Meh. Some people can't help themselves. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysgraphia

[–]FishPilot 0 points1 point ago

Not deep enough

[–]Flynner1992 0 points1 point ago

This was on the front like a day or two ago with the exact same title.

[–]akakaze 0 points1 point ago

Sadly, you forgot the 173rd rule of reddit, you must hate every spongebob episode that came out after "Rock Bottom".

[–]RZebulun 0 points1 point ago

What the hell happens to his feet?

[–]LiveAndLetDiarrhea 0 points1 point ago

Anyone got the Homer Simpson disappearing backwards into the bush gif?

[–]policies94 0 points1 point ago

Jurst edtt YOur coment.

[–]theHashmaster 0 points1 point ago

This is why I just re-read my comment over and over again, then realize it's stupid and just close the tab.

[–]titanicx 0 points1 point ago

Fuck taht.

[–]xkleenexk 0 points1 point ago

i usually just end up arguing with some grammar nazi about the unimportance of correcting typos on the internet. banal, pedantic, annoying.

[–]McFro 0 points1 point ago

I know the feal man.

[–]KENmikazee 0 points1 point ago

The fact that you added a full stop to your post out of fear of being called out is just adorable

[–]succumb6 -2 points-1 points ago

Grammar Nazis of all nations, unite!

[–]hweir222 -2 points-1 points ago

I agtree

[–]TheForceiswithus -1 points0 points ago

It's not so much the typos as it is the willful ignorance of those trying to help.

[–]TMCheeze 0 points1 point ago

You capitalized reddit.

[–]BassheadPanda 0 points1 point ago

This joke isn't funny anymore. It's been done a million different ways and it's not even true. I correct people as often as I reply to them and I almost always get downvoted.

This .gif more accurately represents how a person feels after correcting a typo.

[–]TaquitoTots -3 points-2 points ago

Then don't correct them?

[–]BassheadPanda 0 points1 point ago

Can you give me a reason why I shouldn't?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Watt is a speling mistook anomg friens.

[–]MonsterEko -2 points-1 points ago

Please don't promote homosexual shows like this - my mentally-impaired son reads this site and asked me what he was seeing, and I had to explain.

[–]meangrampa 0 points1 point ago

Edit: Too late and your edit will show? Ctrl-c delete comment,reply, Ctrl-v Fix your spelling! Save.

Like it never even happened.

[–]vitamin_water 0 points1 point ago

For me it happens more often when you're typing out the title rather than comments, since you can't edit them.

[–]Damos23 0 points1 point ago

His legs don't even get covered in sand, they just vanish.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Or you could, you know, Edit it.

[–]Neroxela 0 points1 point ago

Can't you just edit it really quick?

[–]bipolaropposite 0 points1 point ago

But we still see your nose! Or I guess metaphorically speaking, your asterisk! ;)

[–]Eelektross 0 points1 point ago

Because of this attitude, the internet has made me really good at spelling things now. But even then, I proofread my posts because I'm scared of what might happen if I screw something up.

[–]parisien96 -2 points-1 points ago

gooby pls

[–]gunstar69 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel getting down votes for anything.

[–]Cluster_One -2 points-1 points ago

Isnt their a edit button/

[–]mikerhoa 2 points3 points ago

I dunt now. iS they're!

Oh wait, yeah, there is.

[–]MrTokinEdz -3 points-2 points ago

This needs a nope at the end.

[–]_Gingy -1 points0 points ago

There is a difference between a typo in the comments and a typo in the title.