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[–]youre_all_pirates 12 points13 points ago

Oh, Christ post elderly modification, you so stubborn!

[–]mirex0_0 41 points42 points ago

[–]woahtheskyisblue 10 points11 points ago

First audible laugh of the day.

[–]silentjim89 32 points33 points ago

Gooby pls

[–]owwz[S] 46 points47 points ago

[–]Panagoman 17 points18 points ago

Jezs plz.

[–]artsyangel 21 points22 points ago

Finally, something /r/funny worthy not just a FB screen shot. Thank you, sir I laughed my ass off.

[–]pr1ntscreen 12 points13 points ago

Where is this thing coming from? I must have missed the first thread.

[–]ASDF13178 4 points5 points ago

That's fucking scary

[–]recursionr 4 points5 points ago

I cried, I cried and I cried.

[–]markevens 2 points3 points ago

Suspicious Restored Jesus

[–]axelei 9 points10 points ago

DO NOT WANT *

[–]QibingZero 3 points4 points ago

Seriously. It physically hurt when I saw this, though I'm sure that says a lot more about me than it does the person who created it.

[–]Owitb 0 points1 point ago

This post totally missed an opportunity here.

This totally could've been a play on "The lord is my shepherd, I shall not want".

[–]zeldafan934 2 points3 points ago

Ok, this thing has been used WAY too much... but this one literally made me laugh out loud.

[–]azoof -1 points0 points ago

Haha, oh my... I don't think there is one possible on-topic comment that could be created for this! Hilarious!

[–]CowboySpencer 0 points1 point ago

"Let this cup pass from my lips"

[–]timecronus -1 points0 points ago

i find it would be funnier with the mckayla face

[–]babyfarks 1 point2 points ago

I am never going to get sick of these

[–]Giggyjig 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the few things that can bring people of all faiths and non-faith together

[–]blakeready710 0 points1 point ago

Jesus sniff sniff pls

[–]wustl07 0 points1 point ago

I nearly pissed myself

[–]subshift -1 points0 points ago

Thank you Internet for beating the shit out of this joke. So please, let it rest in peace.

[–]Giggyjig 2 points3 points ago

This old thing still has some wear, it's gonna be pushed to the limit

[–]TheKingofPanclark 0 points1 point ago

Can someone explain that face to me? I was without internet for some time and see this popping up all over reddit

[–]squeeeeenis -1 points0 points ago

What is this based off of?

[–]squeeeeenis 0 points1 point ago

Thats hilarious!

[–]theuniverseisyou -4 points-3 points ago

I once thought that Nickelback fans had the worst taste in "artistic" "expression"...but I am beginning to question this. Cecilia Giminez is the Nickelback of painters.