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[–]mothrider 68 points69 points ago

I don't get it, is this saying that dracula created mosquitos?

This is a bad metaphor.

[–]danE3030 36 points37 points ago

Additionally, it is not funny.

[–]Don2k12 11 points12 points ago

I think it's the idea that mosquitoes look up to Dracula as their supreme leader or something, anyway, yeah it's stupid.

[–]DrTorpedo[!] 2 points3 points ago

I thought it would make more sense using bats but even then....

[–]Deadly_Lust 0 points1 point ago

Why not?

[–]Imnolongerlurking 13 points14 points ago

I love the complete disparity between the upvotes and the comments.

[–]Uberninjaa 3 points4 points ago

It shows that everyone who upvotes this crap never takes the time to actually think it through or go through the comments.

[–]possiblypunctilious 2 points3 points ago

uberninjaa is right, most of it is lack of forethought. The joke is associative and unsurprising, leaving the viewer to make the leap of faith that it's funny. Applying reason can reveal it's not at all funny, but that's not the point.

The point is the voting system here, which is abysmal at best: reminiscent of a classroom voting for class leader: it becomes a mindless popularity contest where whoever seems like they are getting the most votes gets disproportionately more votes because voters want to be on "the winning side". People don't vote with their principles, which in governance is often the case.

In the US, we elect representatives which (historically) have promised to vote with their principals over popularity. This gives our democracy value: whereas the class leader example is just tyranny of the majority. People end up bullied into voting for the "right guy" because they see everybody else vote for them. This is also due to single vote system instead of voting for the person you want the most and the second choice (which is a better system). People overvalue their vote and thus waste it.

As for reddit, there are people voting for this and people voting against it, people who like it but won't vote, people who hate it but won't vote, and people who never see it in time until it reaches the front page. Even then unsubscribing makes it invisible. (I bet a ton of redditors register simply to unsusbscribe from /funny--it takes up the majority of the front page and a lot of those front page posts violate the so-called rules of the subreddit).

That said, if you have something to say on the topic, you probably thought about it at least minimally, so chances are you either didn't vote (like me) or hated it and downvoted. Although right now it seems like it's only up by a thousand, with 5,000 against and 6,000 for. That doesn't seem too unexpected. Even though more people like it, a huge hunk of people hate it.

[–]weenerhole 110 points111 points ago

Well you're the only one.

[–]Saunga525 12 points13 points ago

never thought being the only one was possible, but this time it is.

[–]gulpeg 14 points15 points ago

Yup, not funny.. Actually kinda sucks

[–]andnowforme0 1 point2 points ago

i see what you did there

[–]TheSandyRavage 1 point2 points ago

[–]krbanks 0 points1 point ago

I counter your internet with an internet.

[–]CaptainDickbag 0 points1 point ago

I thought it was funny.

[–]kifinho 1 point2 points ago

I thought it was funny as well. Should have used bats but its still funny.

[–]galient5 0 points1 point ago

Nice try, op.

[–]CaptainDickbag 2 points3 points ago

Nah, OP wouldn't tell you to go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself.

[–]galient5 2 points3 points ago

Hey man, what's with the hostility?

[–]futuremarine213 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the Internet.

[–]veryfunnyandhandsome 61 points62 points ago

Fact: I have never laughed at a post entitled "This always makes me laugh."

[–]bacon_cake 22 points23 points ago

This always makes me downvote.

[–]mak6453 4 points5 points ago

^ That always made me laugh.

[–]Deadly_Lust 1 point2 points ago

So you never laughed at all did you?

[–]Don2k12 9 points10 points ago

Or "I laughed way to hard at this" because it makes it come across as absolutely hilarious, when it's just meh.

[–]toooldtobother 13 points14 points ago

Mosquito jokes suck.

[–]gth1985 9 points10 points ago

Why am I here?

[–]chessboxed 5 points6 points ago

Pfft.. mainstreamers - Praise Lilith!

[–]Millertyme2069 5 points6 points ago

Lyke if u laf evrtim.

[–]Bobbycoxtat 5 points6 points ago

Sad excuse to repost.

[–]husao 0 points1 point ago

source?

[–]Fredster1R 0 points1 point ago

The last guy that posted this.

[–]Firerage65 0 points1 point ago

This always makes me laugh = yea I know its a repost but you guys can go fuck yourselves

[–]5mokahontas 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand how something makes the front page and I got to the comments and it's nothing but people hating and complaining about the content. How is that possible?

[–]LFK1236 0 points1 point ago

I wasn't aware that "atheist" was a derogatory term.

[–]Aaberg123 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to either the U S of A, most of Africa, the middle east, most of Asia and southern Europe. Yeah, it's used as a very derogatory term. I use it as an honest descriptor about myself.

[–]IAMA_GoodGuy 0 points1 point ago

Thought I posted this for a second…was confused

[–]shark_claws 0 points1 point ago

I get it. It's not funny, but I get it.

[–]tablehop99 0 points1 point ago

Pfft.. mainstreamers - Praise Lilith.

[–]infected91 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on facebook before I saw it on reddit... impossible.

[–]socks14 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]bitchplzzzz 0 points1 point ago

Hahahaha damn atheist and their nonsense

[–]a_friend_of_yours 0 points1 point ago

i thought it was alright

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[–]TheCynicalMe 26 points27 points ago

The word "atheist" was in a r/funny post?! Time to criticize r/atheism for free comment karma!

[–]nonumbers 10 points11 points ago

Did someone say criticizing /r/atheism? All aboard the karma train!

[–]FireAndSunshine 6 points7 points ago

WHY ARE THEY OPPRESSING US!?

[–]Dadentum 0 points1 point ago

Oh no someone mentioned atheism! I better go hide in my cry baby christian cave!

[–]nonumbers 3 points4 points ago

This has nothing to do with /r/atheism other than the word atheist.

[–]Fleshgod 0 points1 point ago

You're an idiot...

[–]LT_Sealice -3 points-2 points ago

Aaand the circle jerking spills over to /r/funny. Nice.

[–]Psychic_Monkey 0 points1 point ago

Is /r/circlejerk leaking again? Why does everyone critisize /r/atheism?

[–]EXCESSIVE_FLIPTRICKS -3 points-2 points ago

i thought i took atheism off my fucking subscriptions

[–]Anofles 0 points1 point ago

Hey, I unsubscribed from r/aww, but I still see people's pets on r/funny and r/pics half of the time.

I don't like it, but I'm not complaining.