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[–]iKnock 29 points30 points ago

The gif is brought to you by the number 2.

[–]iancrawford24 4 points5 points ago

That's numberwang!

[–]keeganadavis 4 points5 points ago

37?

[–]16bitgamer 1 point2 points ago

In a row?

[–]keeganadavis 0 points1 point ago

TIME FOR WANGERNUMB!

[–]Chazzey_dude 2 points3 points ago

Donkey.

[–]ChrisQF 2 points3 points ago

which, as everyone knows, is deadly to humans.

[–]boozername 1 point2 points ago

And the letters B and M

[–]AmIKrumpingNow 1 point2 points ago

Booty missile?

[–]justAfad 1 point2 points ago

Bowel Movement? Butt Mud?

[–]The_OppositeOfBatman 113 points114 points ago

This is my favorite gif of all time.

[–]Talbotus 29 points30 points ago

I don't care how much I see this it always makes me laugh. No matter what mood I'm in.

[–]RedTiger013 9 points10 points ago

Now watch it with any dubstep song

[–]augw1012 16 points17 points ago

I opened this with Daft Punk's "One More Time" playing. The beat matched perfectly. Can't stop laughing.

[–]foffob 16 points17 points ago

[–]RedTiger013 1 point2 points ago

I was actually thinking something more like this

[–]kyoutenshi 0 points1 point ago

OPEN UP THIS PIT!

[–]joliedame 0 points1 point ago

I literally just sat there and watched this for about 5 minutes. I'm not even a huge dubstep fan. I even had the Keanu "wow" face on the whole time. Thank god I go back to work tomorrow.

[–]Tonykart44 1 point2 points ago

That's just plain awesome.

[–]The_OppositeOfBatman 0 points1 point ago

Same thing with Figure's Dominate.

[–]The_OppositeOfBatman 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh too hard.

[–]AnUglyUmbrella 1 point2 points ago

I'm partial to watching this GIF while listening to Little Dragon's Please Turn.

[–]Pootisheizenburger 4 points5 points ago

i love you. i have never laughed harder in my life. all my upvotes

[–]MrSamster911 1 point2 points ago

[–]ALLGAM3R 0 points1 point ago

It's my new fantasy football team logo :D

[–]notBrit 0 points1 point ago

[–]VervetDrunkey 26 points27 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Me Listening to the Gotye song 10coms 10pts 4mos funny
How I feel when I get back to my own toilet after a vacation. 59coms 679pts 4mos gifs
HIFW I get back to my own toilet after a vacation 15coms 929pts 10mos HIFW
The greatest joy in life. 1com -4pts 7dys gifs
a good poop 0coms 0pts 13dys gifs
How I poop when I can't poop 0coms 0pts 23dys pooplikethis
This little Elmo goes along with this song perfectly [xpost from /r/pooplikethis] 1com 6pts 23dys trees
When you just need something to cheer you up.... 2coms 45pts 24dys gifs
When I get back to my home throne after vacation, I poop like this 0coms 7pts 24dys pooplikethis
How I pooped when I discovered this subreddit 8coms 17pts 24dys pooplikethis
How I felt when I discovered this subreddit 0coms 2pts 24dys pooplikethis
If you don't like dubstep, then shut up about dubstep 1com -1pt 24dys GifSound
If you don't like dubstep... 0coms 1pt 24dys GifSound
DUBSTEP 1com -3pts 24dys GifSound
How I Poop When I'm Feeling Antsy 2coms 7pts 25dys pooplikethis
How I poop when I feel like the son of man and god and lion 0coms 4pts 25dys pooplikethis
Me When Taking a Bathroom Break During Work. 4coms 79pts 26dys reactiongifs
Elmo wears the tickle belt 0coms 8pts 29dys GifSound
this seems appropriate for the gif 2coms 7pts 29dys GifSound
Elmo Po pi po 0coms 2pts 29dys GifSound
How I feel when I'm constipated and something finally comes out 5coms 314pts 1mo reactiongifs
How I feel with my cake day being tomorrow 0coms 1pt 1mo gifs
When you have explosive diarrhea, allowing you to miss work for the day 0coms 5pts 1mo pooplikethis
I got the diarrhea, and have been pissing out of my ass for the past two hours... THIS is how I poop. 0coms 10pts 1mo pooplikethis
Everything comes down to poo! 0coms 1pt 2mos GifSound
Guile's Theme + Elmo Pooping 3coms 70pts 2mos GifSound
When You Think It'll Be Easy 0coms 11pts 2mos pooplikethis
How I poop before a night of playing old video games 0coms 12pts 2mos pooplikethis
The South Park cash for gold song really does go with everything 2coms 33pts 2mos GifSound
How I poop after eating at taco bell 2coms 17pts 3mos pooplikethis
How I poop after taking my girlfriend home from a nice day together. 0coms 10pts 3mos pooplikethis
How I feel like in the large and private handicap toilet 2coms 10pts 3mos pooplikethis
How I poop while playing games on my phone. 0coms 11pts 3mos pooplikethis
How I pooped back in 1996. 0coms 11pts 3mos pooplikethis
How I feel when I'm taking a nice long poop 1com 12pts 3mos pooplikethis
How I poop when I see no new submissions in this subreddit for several days. 0coms 13pts 3mos pooplikethis
I haven't visited this subreddit for 10 days! This is how I pooped when I remembered it... 1com 10pts 3mos pooplikethis
How I poop in a bathroom with potpourri 1com 17pts 3mos pooplikethis
Just finished paying off a bullshit 550 dollar ticket, this is how I pooped. 3coms 13pts 4mos pooplikethis
How Flash Gordon poops 0coms 13pts 4mos pooplikethis
I poop like this after seeing Tito Puente Jr. live. 0coms 11pts 4mos pooplikethis
When I find out this username is still available, I poop like this. 0coms 13pts 4mos pooplikethis
How I felt pooping after a long day at school. 2coms 10pts 4mos pooplikethis
How I felt when I saw that we got to 100 subscribers 1com 10pts 4mos pooplikethis
There is a restroom at work with no one on that side of the building. I love the "hidden" bathroom. 1com 14pts 4mos pooplikethis
How I felt when I became your 80th subscriber 2coms 13pts 4mos pooplikethis
Having a poop before a date 1com 12pts 4mos pooplikethis
Got the poops like jagger 2coms 20pts 4mos pooplikethis
Just took the largest poop of my life, this is the only thing that went on in my head. 2coms 18pts 4mos pooplikethis
Bought a new wooden toilet seat from target, this is how I poop while I look at the old one. 2coms 12pts 4mos pooplikethis

source: karmadecay

[–]this-username 10 points11 points ago

I never understood how this bodily function works. I can go away for several days at a time and just not take a shit. How??? Where does it all go?!

I hypothesized that it's a survival mechanism. Like through some evolutionary pattern our brain recognizes that we're very vulnerable while we excrete waste, so we can only go in a comfortable, safe area. Could be entirely wrong though...

[–]CptOblivion 3 points4 points ago

I hypothesize that of the I-don't-remember-how-many-feet-long your intestines are, you can afford to store an extra few inches of poop in 'em.

[–]this-username 4 points5 points ago

Yeah but I go everyday on the reg. How can I just not go for like 4 or 5 days and not even have the feeling for it either. Shit be cray.

[–]CptOblivion 8 points9 points ago

Buttholes, man. Crazy shit.

[–]william48632 0 points1 point ago

I remember being dragged as a kid to my aunts house which was out of state and had a horrible toilet. I would clench up my poop for a week at a time because of the stress (family ”vacations” for me are NOT pleasant) I would be dead were it not for my ability to store my poop.

[–]pmcninch 84 points85 points ago

I watched this way longer than I should have.

[–]YourAmelie 15 points16 points ago

"It's the potty time ya gotta, get down low! It's the potty time ya gotta, let it go!" My brother used to watch this everyday so I know every word!

[–]ErinRB 1 point2 points ago

If it makes you feel any better, I have the DVD this gif originated from...

[–]kepley 25 points26 points ago

[–]lovelydayfora 7 points8 points ago

The internet is a strange place indeed.

[–]gulpeg 0 points1 point ago

Good old case of the razor blade suitcase!!

[–]MaidenMadness 1 point2 points ago

When I saw this gif I thought this was /r/pooplikethis

[–]AndrewRK 14 points15 points ago

I will never understand why hotel rooms don't have plungers. Unless I'm just looking in the wrong places. Or visiting the wrong hotels.

[–]KaylaS 14 points15 points ago

People would steal them.

People are weird.

[–]AndrewRK 0 points1 point ago

I just want to be able to handle my own poop.

[–]jhawknog 2 points3 points ago

Just courtesy flush and it should never clog

[–]stacecom 8 points9 points ago

Until it clogs during a courtesy flush and you're not done yet. WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!

[–]loansindi 0 points1 point ago

It's so that you feel bad asking for a plunger at the front desk.

[–]okmkz 1 point2 points ago

Just get housekeeping to come and plunge it (while your off hiding by the ice machine or something, of course)

[–]loansindi 0 points1 point ago

I once had a clogged toilet, and I asked for a plunger, and they were like no, just let me call the maintenance guy. So I had to like, show him to the room and stand there awkwardly while he plunged it.

[–]okmkz 0 points1 point ago

Oh that's rough. So awkward.

[–]loansindi 0 points1 point ago

i've spent the better part of two years living in hotels, and thankfully the toilets don't have a very high incidence of clogging, in my experience.

[–]zdominator86 1 point2 points ago

You obviously don't eat enough chinese.

[–]PayphonesareObsolete 0 points1 point ago

How often do people's toilet gets clogged? For me I never take a massive enough dump that the toilet will choke to death on my own feces.

[–]AndrewRK 0 points1 point ago

You're doing something right then. Or wrong, in the eyes of many a redditor.

[–]Gosu_Gerrv 16 points17 points ago

I live in a college residence hall, and I long for my home toilet. Oh 1 ply toilet paper how terrible you are.

[–]Heretical_Fool 36 points37 points ago

Today You Learned: You can buy your own toilet paper and bring it with you.

[–]statusupdated 12 points13 points ago

He's in college. He can hardly afford the ramen noodles.

[–]Heretical_Fool 3 points4 points ago

You can get an eighteen pack of quad ply for like $4.

[–]Jay7779 0 points1 point ago

You obviously don't buy your own toilet paper.

[–]Heretical_Fool 7 points8 points ago

I do. I have an 18 pack of Charmin quilted. It was $4.

[–]Jay7779 2 points3 points ago

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Charmin-Basic-Toilet-Paper-12ct/17173957 You can buy a 12 pack of charmin basic for $6, but it's just as bad as the university 1-ply.

[–]Orimos 3 points4 points ago

Hey, look at this guy searching for TP on Walmart.com so he can pick a fight on the internet over the cost of TP.

Look at him, and laugh.

[–]Heretical_Fool -4 points-3 points ago

If only stores other than Wal*Mart existed.

[–]CptOblivion 2 points3 points ago

My dorm was sort of kind of suite style and didn't supply us with toilet paper. We had to buy our own or not have any at all...

[–]Bozzy35 4 points5 points ago

Our hall had five stalls, which we numbered based on distance from the door. You never wanted to use 1 and 2 - these were the prime spot for pukers and it was not uncommon for them to be covered in vomit or a passed out drunk person. Stall 2 was particularly bad since it had a black toilet seat, so you could never tell just how dirty it was.

Stall 3 was risky as well, but usable in emergencies, no one puked in it but sometimes the puke or drunk person from stall 2 would spill into it. It had a very strange off-white toilet seat; I was never able to determine if this was its original color or years of dried piss.

Stall 4 and 5 were by far the best, typically free of vomit (except for one isolated incident, fuck you Josh). The trick there is that while stall 4 was the best, that also meant it was the most frequented and thus often occupied or low on toiler paper. Personally I always took the extra few steps to stall 5, the seat was kind of loose and annoying, but it was by far the most dependable stall.

A similar method applied to the showers and which ones were used for masturbation, but that's another story.

[–]3pclub 1 point2 points ago

i just started college and your description of the bathroom is dead on even down to the loose 5th stall seat.

[–]Iamadinocopter 45 points46 points ago

You just shortened the title.

http://karmadecay.com/imgur.com/TsWdT

[–]heightness 1 point2 points ago

If it weren't for him/her. I would have never seen this. UPVOTE.

[–]CommentsAndShit 6 points7 points ago

You know what I did when I first joined reddit. I went to a bunch of major subreddits and looked at their top posts of all time. Clicked through a few hundred from each one. Why should things be reposted for you to see them? Are you unable to look at previous posts?

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[–]BigStare 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the repost. Never saw this and I loled.

[–]InfintySquared 0 points1 point ago

Ehh, I think that after several months, fewer people care. If it were something posted just a couple days ago, it'd be a different matter.

[–]tatertot1000 -2 points-1 points ago

You're bad and you should feel bad

[–]Orimos 0 points1 point ago

Awwwww kitty looks so sad :[

[–]Fudanchi -5 points-4 points ago

Ohhh jesus! A repost from FOUR FUCKING MONTHS AGO!

[–]phliuy 3 points4 points ago

Every time I see this gif, I imagine elmo making the same happy sounds as he shifts from side to side.

[–]Marw2 0 points1 point ago

Watch to Somebody that I used to Know

[–]happiest_tree_friend 2 points3 points ago

this goes with any music you have in your library

[–]BarbaricBeast 0 points1 point ago

Call me Maybe was playing when i opened this link... sad, but also perfect.

[–]ItsBobsledTime 1 point2 points ago

Back from spending the night at a girl's.

FTFY

[–]tronn4 2 points3 points ago

Repost. Same fucking title. GTFO

[–]callseveryonefaggot 1 point2 points ago

that's cause your asshole is the diameter of a paint can faggot

how bout we don't post this gif anymore now that its hit 10k on the repost count

[–]rbevans 5 points6 points ago

I don't care how many times I see this gif I always laugh.

edit I suck at grammar.

[–]Mapes 3 points4 points ago

[–]soulknight56 -1 points0 points ago

It doesn't stop, and you don't want it to.

[–]danxoxmac 1 point2 points ago

Nothing like the home field advantage.

[–]bijibijmak 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly me right now. Back from vacation on my throne! Oh the joy!

[–]Zuraki -1 points0 points ago

i was listening to this song at the time, went together pretty well imo :)

[–]checkyalaterman 0 points1 point ago

This gif just makes everything better.

[–]SUTHbeats -1 points0 points ago

There is nothing like pooping in the comfort of your on bathroom, except maybe fapping. Fapping is fun too.

[–]pineconeboy 0 points1 point ago

I've heard my dad refer to this exact scenario as "the joy of taking a crap in the opulence of my own bathroom." Well said, dad.

[–]TheTurkey5689 -1 points0 points ago

you realize at the bottom of the picture it shows "posted 4 months ago" with the same title.... thaw as posted.... 4 months ago.

[–]Fudanchi 1 point2 points ago

My toilet sprays my butt hole with sniper precision and I just dab it dry. I hate leaving my home for more than a day because it means using toilet paper. I didn't know this before having a squirting toilet but, toilet paper fucking destroys your butt hole.

[–]isoptera4 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately its the opposite for me. My elderly father refuses to bathe out of laziness and he leaves shit all over the toilet seat and piss all over the floor every time he goes to the bathroom. I would kill to have my own bathroom again and to have him out of my home.

[–]awkwardelefant 0 points1 point ago

I am 2 months in on a 6 month stint across Africa (I'm American) - I know this feel...

[–]tootapple 0 points1 point ago

there's no toilet like home

[–]wbj007 0 points1 point ago

Relevent story: I came back from a week in San Diego (to East coast) and flew all day, no time to take a slam. My girlfriend picks me up at the airport and we go back to the house I share with someone. Well we have a keypad entry on the front door so it is OK to deadbolt it but DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES LOCK THE HANDLE.

Rommate's dumb ass friend had been by there earlier and done just that. I could not get in to my own house when all I wanted to do was sit on my own porcelain throne, start laundry, and go to sleep.

Long story short we had to go somewhere and kill time for 2 hours until my roommate got back with his garage opener. I guess it never occurred to him that since he knew it had accidentally gotten locked (he knew) 6 hours before I got home he easily could have texted me and said to swing by his work on the way from the airport to the house. Nope. Never crossed his mind.

[–]chiefwigums 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that I already do that?

[–]kweir_bare 0 points1 point ago

It's even better because I had this going in the background.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=6GggY4TEYbk

[–]churro89 0 points1 point ago

I found this completely relevant after having just flown back from San Francisco

[–]turnbot 0 points1 point ago

This is literally me right now... on Reddit on my phone, in the bathroom after camping for the weekend. Eerie!

[–]universitychick 0 points1 point ago

Just got back from vacation this morn, this gif makes my life right now

[–]ihatecats18 0 points1 point ago

I smiled

[–]Silentlemon 0 points1 point ago

This fits perfectly with the music I'm listening to

[–]bozzwtf 0 points1 point ago

Something something taco bell

[–]ikdutak 0 points1 point ago

Tightrope - Electric Light Orchestra was playing when i opened this image.. i literally can not stop laughing xD

[–]DrBeansPhD 1 point2 points ago

[–]TubbyTa 0 points1 point ago

/life

[–]SeanLikesCake099 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd

[–]itcanbefun 0 points1 point ago

This is the first time I've been on reddit after a week of vacation. I am typing this from the toilet.

[–]milesd37 0 points1 point ago

ELMOS POOOTTTTYYY TIIIME!

i have a 3 year old, from age 1 to 2 we watched this alot

[–]brokendimension 0 points1 point ago

Other people get constipated on vacation too?! And also need to shift left and right for it to come out? I feel normal...

[–]thealaskanmike 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to "sweet child of mine" and it synced perfectly.

[–]Graeme37 0 points1 point ago

...i turned on this giff while listening to Eleanor Rigby, much laughing ensued!

[–]seafood10 0 points1 point ago

home stool advantage!!!!

[–]ainesey 0 points1 point ago

Yup.

[–]milliondollaridea -1 points0 points ago

Did anyone else move their arms and wiggle in their chairs in a cafe like an idiot? No, just me? ...I'll show myself out...

[–]heywhatsmells 1 point2 points ago

DEFINITELY SEEN THIS ONE A FEW TIMES.

[–]ChrisQF -1 points0 points ago

I find it more exciting to use new and exotic toilets, it's quite disappointing to get back to that same old lavatory.

[–]pyratus 0 points1 point ago

Makes me think of this! Sittin' on tha terlit...

[–]epictubeguys 0 points1 point ago

It's funnier when your listening to the free credit score commercial

[–]ivealreadyreddit10 0 points1 point ago

Gir: "Doody, doody, doody,"

[–]Kingtorm 0 points1 point ago

When the Robot uprising occurs this will be used as evidence against Man.

[–]kickmekate 0 points1 point ago

Omg this is from that ridiculous Elmo and the Potty DVD that my mother bought for my son when he was learning to potty train.

I have fond memories of throwing it into a fire. shudders

[–]Vexar 0 points1 point ago

Well, if it's a legitimate vacation the body has ways to shut that whole thing down.

[–]thesoundoholic -1 points0 points ago

I don't care how many times this gets posted on reddit. It's always funny.

[–]weston9794 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this gif, I imagine elmo making the same happy sounds as he shifts from side to side.

[–]paulduve 0 points1 point ago

That's when it gets even more surreal for the puppeteer.

[–]streetlite 0 points1 point ago

I guess I feel sorry for all you folk with the potty problems, but I sure don't understand them.

[–]Id_fuck_me_hard -1 points0 points ago

I just laughed a tad too much

[–]hurdurimaburr 0 points1 point ago

I literally just got home from vacation, sat on the shitter and opened up reddit on my phone and then this happened. I am so happy right now.

[–]maileykaye 0 points1 point ago

Sittin' on the toilet, hmm, sittin on the toilet!

[–]A7xMonique 0 points1 point ago

...so no one else thinks Elmo is creepy?

[–]16bitgamer 0 points1 point ago

I could watch this, giggling, for hours. Incidentally, I'm slightly drunk.

[–]FrankZappasNose 0 points1 point ago

Best post ever.

[–]bitchplzzzz 0 points1 point ago

Toilet sweet, sweet toilet

[–]elgrecochilean 0 points1 point ago

I laugh now, even as I type this from my shitter

[–]shibainus 0 points1 point ago

story of my life.

[–]Theotherscottpilgrim 1 point2 points ago

Tickle me and rub my belly.

[–]lampkyter 1 point2 points ago

Nothing better than the home throne.

[–]thelewisaurus -1 points0 points ago

I really don't mind taking a shit anywhere... fuck me right?

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 0 points1 point ago

I really dread to think what (literal) shitholes people have visited in order to be so fond of their toilets.

[–]killerqueen16 -1 points0 points ago

How I feel at home after coming back from college.

[–]98PercentChimp -1 points0 points ago

Hee Hee Hee... That tickles!

[–]Kaelyor -4 points-3 points ago

I haven't seen this gif in almost 3 weeks

Thankfully OP in his infinite faggotry has rectified that

[–]TaintedSquirrel -1 points0 points ago

I do believe this is the number 1 most reposted image on Reddit.

[–]CapnAJ 1 point2 points ago

Number two, probably.

[–]cutratestuntman 0 points1 point ago

I just got back from the airport. That was me.

[–]superawesomeid 0 points1 point ago

you eat a lot more and get dehydrated from all the activities. it's hard to drink enough water because you don't want to go to the bathroom so often. have more veggies, fruits, water and less salty foods to stay hydrated. but i know many of you won't call that vacation. :)

[–]OneMillionDollHairs -2 points-1 points ago

On principal, I upvote this gif every time.