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[–]KillerKun 513 points514 points ago

It is part of this series

[–]Froglicker 152 points153 points ago

Enjoyed this more than most movies, A+++ would get drunk, forget and read again.

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[–]Guppywily 9 points10 points ago

wat

[–]Cheap_Ass_Sunglasses 2 points3 points ago

copypasta

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Cheap_Ass_Sunglasses 0 points1 point ago

From somewhere

[–]TravestyTravis 9 points10 points ago

You're gonna need a TL;DR. Because it was TL, and I DR.

[–]hustlecat 0 points1 point ago

Uh. TL;DR: Guy grew up in an alcoholic home. As a child he saw his dad rape his mother's mouth. As an adult he decides to do the same to his girlfriend. Then decides to find someone to trap into the same alcoholic/abusive marriage as his parents.

That doesn't really cover the interesting stylistic choices in his writing.

Edit: extra words.

[–]TravestyTravis 1 point2 points ago

It was close enough I went back and read it. Thanks!

[–]OneNudeRobot 2 points3 points ago

...whoa...ಠ_ಠ

[–]Sir_Fappenstein 0 points1 point ago

wat?

[–]ultragnomecunt 0 points1 point ago

You devil

[–]iEzhik 108 points109 points ago

Holy shit.

[–]feureau 60 points61 points ago

Confirmed. That shit is fucking holier than the pope.

[–]DAVIDcorn 3 points4 points ago

Well yeah but it doesn't explain where it came from. It looks like the guy who made that just took pictures off the internet. S

[–]manlymustache 5 points6 points ago

I don't understand. Was he supposed to take pictures of an actual zombie apocalypse?

[–]Cheap_Ass_Sunglasses 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

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[–]MostInterestingDuck 1 point2 points ago

PhotoShop

[–]Delvil 0 points1 point ago

lol

this is what true stupid looks like

so often are variations of "you are stupid" used in gross contexts, like when opinions differ, but here is where it's actually appropriate and yet nobody has said it.

well, there you go "DAVIDcorn," in response to that comment, I declare that you are stupid.

[–]Detry 0 points1 point ago

It is from this popular post, created for reddit by this magnificent user.

[–]Kidman132 48 points49 points ago

I liked the little SC2 joke. Day[9].

[–]zakii 4 points5 points ago

And the Pandemic joke of Madagascar declaring a state of emergency once a new disease is confirmed.

[–]ZXfrigginC 1 point2 points ago

You are one fucking lucky player to have it happen that late.

[–]Bibbus 6 points7 points ago

good, someone else noticed it too

[–]Alaric_I 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the Resident Evil joke at the end of day 6 too.

[–]MoshingLiam 30 points31 points ago

That was intense. Awesome!

[–]We_Are_The_Romans 17 points18 points ago

neato burrito

[–]ballzers 8 points9 points ago

Cool Beans

[–]Joshuoner 6 points7 points ago

Nice enchilada

[–]Sniperman 1 point2 points ago

Delicioso hot dog...oh wait. Crap.

[–]too_toked 1 point2 points ago

They have some of the best burritos!

[–]Ironn 37 points38 points ago

I lile how they shut off the internet, and yet people can still go on websites.

[–]haggismaster 35 points36 points ago

I thought the idea was that they took down the non official media websites (4chan, reddit, etc.) so they could spread propaganda through official news networks. Although I think there was a LiveLeak screenshot after that, so I'm probably wrong.

[–]comeback152 9 points10 points ago

I see it more as the readers/mods of reddit, 4chan, and tumblr are more worried about ZA prep than the sites. Though I see redditors as the most ZA ready people out there.

[–]VPav 3 points4 points ago

I got my ZA kit right next to my laptop. You never know when will it hit you!

[–]Icalasari 5 points6 points ago

I thought that it was showing it having gone down in some areas where people were hit harder

[–]DeltaBurnt 1 point2 points ago

I saw it more as certain areas getting internet shut off because of lack of stability.

[–]Illuria 5 points6 points ago

Amused how I notice my county's name in a fake BBC report on the Duchess of Gloucester murdering her daughter.

[–]falseprophet 4 points5 points ago

How long before someone turns that into a YouTube slideshow set to Hans Zimmer's "Time"?

[–]goldndomer101 11 points12 points ago

i am confused

[–]jimmysuarez 11 points12 points ago

Some guy on reddit posted these images a while back. He/she would post several images a day on the /r/zombies subreddit under titles such as "Day 1".

[–]rasterbee 13 points14 points ago

It was the only non-repost to have ever been posted in r/zombies.

[–]LiquidRitz 1 point2 points ago

Still the reigning champ.

[–]Isalion 3 points4 points ago

Shivers all down my spine. Really well done.

[–]kaczmarek 4 points5 points ago

A screenshot of backroom casting couch would've been hilarious.

[–]PaulaDeensDildo 0 points1 point ago

I lol'd

[–]MrJuwi 3 points4 points ago

That's very frightening. Reddit only lasted 8 days.

[–]Icalasari 3 points4 points ago

Damn that's some good make up

[–]RandomStranger79 0 points1 point ago

Any other links because something ain't working right for me with this one.

[–]thenewchornographers 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/a/DeOSG#0

[–]RandomStranger79 -4 points-3 points ago

Thanks, but it's not working. I have the feeling it's supposed to be something interactive and interesting, but all I'm getting are 25 images that are pretty meh.

[–]trampus1 2 points3 points ago

Got a bit silly in some parts, but overall pretty good. This is going to make playing Pandemic much better.

[–]onetwenty_db 2 points3 points ago

Resident Evil 1 reference on day 6?

[–]RichardLillard1 8 points9 points ago

Well that was bizarre.

[–]IncrediblyHungry 80 points81 points ago

Well that was well-done and interesting

FTFY

[–]Chuymatt 2 points3 points ago

How about both?

[–]IncrediblyHungry 0 points1 point ago

Not much bizarre about it unless you consider the multimedia approach bizarre...

[–]CStaplesLewis 2 points3 points ago

That was incredible

[–]Pancake4Sale 1 point2 points ago

that was rather freaky o.o

[–]Sect93 1 point2 points ago

This imgur series is epic!

[–]BlumBlumShubNiggurat 1 point2 points ago

It seems like Madagascar will be just fine though (day 10)!

[–]Bajeezus 0 points1 point ago

What do I use those passwords for?

[–]Detry 0 points1 point ago

youtube I believe

[–]Detry 0 points1 point ago

Actually, here you go.

[–]norealpurposehere2 0 points1 point ago

I was right there with it until "Itchy.... tasty..."

Sorry, hamfisted references ruin immersion in this sort of thing. OTherwise well done.

[–]o_o_in_bed 0 points1 point ago

THIS is what the storyboard to the World War Z movie should have looked like...

[–]Existential_Proism 0 points1 point ago

That was incredible

[–]Detry 0 points1 point ago

It is from this popular post, created for reddit by this magnificent user.

[–]rikker_ 0 points1 point ago

The creator explained how he made this image in the AMA.

[–]Ekanselttar 0 points1 point ago

Looked pretty legit up until the Madagascar bit.

[–]SerenadeCaelum 84 points85 points ago

A about a year ago or so a redditor did an account of 14 days of what would happen if there was a zombie outbreak. He went to great lengths to make it seem real including using this picture. It was a great story. If i remember correctly he even had a video called Day 14 at the end. http://www.reddit.com/r/zombies/comments/oi7ge/january_1st_2015_day_1097/

Edit. Link to the AMA.

[–]SimilarImage 141 points142 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
3 months mrUndeadSamurai livejasmin, blood, demon fever ಠ.ಠ here 84 487
4 months nholiver weird shit seems to always go down on this cam website... [NSFW] here 18 118
7 months evandavis7 woah what did I miss?!? /r/funny 171 706

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[–]srob101 10 points11 points ago

Well shit. With the same name and everything.

[–]snutr 0 points1 point ago

So what triggers SimilarImage -- I know it's not just a repost to r/pics or r/wtf -- because I tried doing a test on r/pics to flush it out. Does it trigger on a certain number of votes and comments threshold?

[–]jjunky 16 points17 points ago

Jasmine usually pops up unexpectedly sometimes and I hate it when she does that

[–]coldsoulgameboy 4 points5 points ago

Dick! i would go into private just to see what happened

[–]hicdic 3 points4 points ago

Similiar to The Stand written by Stephen King, less sexual tension.

[–]hicdic 2 points3 points ago

This series, I mean. -> http://imgur.com/a/DeOSG#0

[–]i_believe_in_pizza 2 points3 points ago

Relevant

[–]codepizza 2 points3 points ago

I like your username.

[–]donkey_on_the_moon 0 points1 point ago

They need to get rid of the "complete BS news" at the top. I almost fell for it until I saw the shitty website layout.

[–]pppppppppp2 8 points9 points ago

fake. that font doesn't look like the LJ font

[–]GordonMcFreeman 19 points20 points ago

Of course it's fake, it's part of a fictional series about a zombie infection

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[–]2Weird2Live2Rare2Die -5 points-4 points ago

Remember what to do, 2mbst1! Giggle at the ghostly, chortle at the creepy, woof it up with the weepy, and with zombies you... uh... OH FUCK, THERE'S NO 'Z' WORD FOR LAUGHING! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!

[–]guitarguy109 0 points1 point ago

both of you, GTFO!

[–]dead_brony 0 points1 point ago

Its okay Twilight told Spike that zombie ponies don't exist so we're good

[–]shickard[S] 42 points43 points ago

you are that familiar with it?

[–]Procify 29 points30 points ago

Who isn't? It only opens up every damn time I try to watch some porn.

[–]holocarst 3 points4 points ago

Safety first, espescially on the internet. Use Adblock on porn sites-> no LJ popups.

[–]fhoo 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't work when you use incognito mode in the browser?...at least not in chrome.

[–]Captain_Fuck_It 6 points7 points ago

Go to settings > extensions, then check the little box underneath ABP which reads "Allow in Incognito".

[–]NitroGnome 1 point2 points ago

You can set it to turn on in porn mode.

[–]fhoo 0 points1 point ago

Shiiiit. Porn browsing just turned 100% better. Thanks!

[–]pppppppppp2 0 points1 point ago

I kinda like LJ tho. when I've finished, if I'm feeling funny, I try and troll the wiminz

[–]Throwawayvegtables 1 point2 points ago

Enable it in incognito.

[–]Bloq 1 point2 points ago

Tools > Extensions. Where it says Adblock, check "Allow in incognito"

[–]Giant420 1 point2 points ago

If you open the extensions panel there is a checkbox for "allow in incognito" for each individual extension.

[–]LazyNoGood 1 point2 points ago

There's an option to enable it in Incognito.

[–]navel_fluff 1 point2 points ago

Just check the box in your adblock settings, you can turn it on

[–]nordpol 0 points1 point ago

ad block plus fo shizzle

[–]TheGreatShazbot -1 points0 points ago

You are that familiar with it?

[–]Dyloslawer 2 points3 points ago

the chat also places the newer messages below the older ones, in reality its the other way round.

i discovered this fact through many hours of research.

[–]ScottiDoo 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if serious or troll

[–]rikker_ 0 points1 point ago

Pssst..

http://www.reddit.com/r/zombies/comments/oi7ge/january_1st_2015_day_1097/c3hj1mf

[–]Creative-Overloaded 2 points3 points ago

People actually watch those videos?

[–]sfoxy 2 points3 points ago

They're live cam feeds, and yes people watch them. Did you really think there weren't any horny people out there?

[–]Creative-Overloaded 0 points1 point ago

But don't you have to pay? With so many free sites why would people pay?

[–]sfoxy 1 point2 points ago

It's up to the model to determine what freebies there will be. Most of the regular traffic to these sites are from non paying lurkers. The girls give freebies in hopes of becoming more popular on the site and drawing in paying members.

[–]Creative-Overloaded 0 points1 point ago

Did not know that, just assumed they were all pay

[–]FSMfan 2 points3 points ago

Call Dexter.

[–]andycaps 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!

[–]Dat_Mass_Is_Atomic 0 points1 point ago

She sneezed on her period.

[–]kabomlamma 0 points1 point ago

would be a great viral idea for a horror movie

[–]fireNmajic 0 points1 point ago

I opened my eyes at 10:36, its now 10:40 and im laughing so hard im crying...good thing I had to be a work at 10.

[–]Krixx 0 points1 point ago

This was, by far, the best infection-related post i have ever seen. At every point, in that magnificent and alluring series, everything made sense. Everyone in this board is now smarter due to that post. I award the OP full points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[–]Mi5anthr0pe -1 points0 points ago

Many years I used to troll the hell out of Livejasmin and other cam sites with friends. There was always crazy shit like angry boyfriends, children, sleeping women, occasional crying/vomiting, rarely blood. They're incredibly scummy places. Probably also cultivated a lot of my disdain for Asians, as the Western women weren't nearly as robotic or soulless (though their conditions were probably better).

Regardless, the men who used these sites and the women being sold were just horrible, broken, dregs of human beings. The idea that there's any dignity in being a sex worker was quickly dispelled for me. I've never given a penny to these businesses and fuck anyone who does.

[–]AlfredEOldman 0 points1 point ago

Its got to be bad if red wine won't cure it!

[–]groupofone 0 points1 point ago

Finished looking at all the images, pressed back, got 404. Shiiiit, it Begins NOW!

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