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[–]mulletking5281 710 points711 points ago

The only way to eat orange tic tacs is to open package, aim opening above mouth hole, pour in every last tic tac and chew.

[–]YETIS_DICK 308 points309 points ago

i roll em around for 5 minutes before crunching.

[–]WasherDryerCombo 396 points397 points ago

I also fool myself into thinking I have the willpower to not instantly bite them.

[–]HITLERS_NUTSACK 94 points95 points ago

Shit. These are supposed to be consumed orally?

[–]KrispyTWW 40 points41 points ago

I'm not sure how I should feel after upvoting Hitler's nutsack.

[–]Msingh999 14 points15 points ago

GOOD NEWS! It's a suppository

[–]redgroupclan 135 points136 points ago

Is everyone in this comment chain me?

[–]smileymalaise 109 points110 points ago

Nope, we're me. Sorry.

[–]ColeSloth 124 points125 points ago

Happy reddit birthday, then :(

[–]adawdsdaw 37 points38 points ago

But it's you who... oh.

[–]Zondraxor 14 points15 points ago

Clever girl... or boy...

[–]adawdsdaw 19 points20 points ago

Not now, Professor Oak.

[–]stevegcook 6 points7 points ago

What was my grandson's name, again?

[–]mikem4a1 4 points5 points ago

Why are we all typing... with ellipses...?

[–]danny420 2 points3 points ago

Why the sad face, me?

[–]canuck_rob 14 points15 points ago

You must be Canadian.I'm sorry if this comment offends you.

[–]TheLivingExample 18 points19 points ago

..and once your finish eating all of them, conceal the tic tac container in your fist and proceed to crack your neck whilst simultaneously crushing the container making a horrifying neck breaking sound.

[–]milesd37 14 points15 points ago

Just made a note fore what to do with my next empty tictac container

[–]gulpeg 19 points20 points ago

Love the sound of tic-tacs rolling through my teeth

[–]DaBigCheese 42 points43 points ago

I like to shake my head and pretend I'm a maraca.

[–]Shelbyram 2 points3 points ago

Sometimes that's all that gets me through being at my desk.

[–]Shelbyram 16 points17 points ago

Maximum flavor. Total agreement.

[–]DishwasherTwig 2 points3 points ago

I bite about a third of them immediately, bite another third when they are around half dissolved, and let the remaining third dissolve completely.

[–]Droi 23 points24 points ago

I just had a crazy flashback.

I was 11 years old, my best friend slept over at my place, and I had a near full pack of orange tic tac in my drawer. For some reason he opened the drawer and noticed the tic tac, he took it out and looked at me with a devilish smile. At first I didn't understand why, as I wouldn't have minded him taking a couple of tic tacs... but then, he opened the pack single handedly with the other hand no where in sight...

I knew at that instant shit was about to go down. I lunged at him as he was raising the pack right over his mouth dropping them in at as fast as gravity and the opening would allow.. there was a long struggle, many tic tacs have unfortunately fallen to their icky floor fate, and more than half of the pack was inside my friend's mouth, threatening to choke him while he was laughing maniacally.

I still haven't forgiven him to this day.

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 27 points28 points ago

Savor the flavor though, don't swallow immediately

[–]aab720 56 points57 points ago

Gigitty

[–]BigBrotherBacon 28 points29 points ago

I haven't had tic tacs in a long time, but I remember the orange flavor being practically worthless from a breath freshening perspective.

[–]jacobpower 23 points24 points ago

Correct. But from the "pretend to be a pill-popping 8 year old because it's the '90s and drugs are cool everybody" perspective, they were definitely the greatest.

[–]tule123 12 points13 points ago

I have to agree. http://imgur.com/P9LvE

[–]Omny87 18 points19 points ago

You misspelled "grind them up and snort them via rolled-up $100 bill".

[–]yorrick21 9 points10 points ago

YOU SON OF A BITCH - THAT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]sickedank 14 points15 points ago

OH YES. My friends think it's weird that I eat orange tic-tac packages in one go, especially the ones with 200 in them now.

[–]ademnus 2 points3 points ago

PRECISELY. Took the tic tacs right outta my mouth. This is obviously the intended way of consuming tic tacs.

[–]geekgirlpartier 149 points150 points ago

Knowing me I'll try to do this and drop 20 tictacs on the floor

[–]just_trees 143 points144 points ago

Sorry to piggy back like this.

I think this is some sort of new packaging. All the tic tacs that I can remember came in a box with a flap similar to this one So perhaps we've been doing it the right way all along.

[–]JacobCurry 54 points55 points ago

Those are the ones I remember. I haven't had TicTacs in a while.

[–]AntiJournalist 46 points47 points ago

Damn fucking newfags and their false memories

[–]stevegcook 33 points34 points ago

WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EURASIA

[–]tennisnipples 10 points11 points ago

WE WERE ALWAYS AT WAR WITH EASTASIA. ALWAYS.

[–]bearicorn 12 points13 points ago

Why are the orange white?

[–]Shartastic 13 points14 points ago

They didn't get their spray-tan yet.

[–]gypsyred 9 points10 points ago

Because Canada.

[–]stramblino 2 points3 points ago

Thank you.

[–]TootsMcAnus 91 points92 points ago

So, for the last few days (weeks?) people have been posting these pics and memes about how they had no idea that that 'tic tac catcher' thing had been there for years. The reason no one knew is because that thing hadn't been there for years.

The underside of the tic tac lid was always a flat surface with a little tab at one end. That tab fit into the slot in the lower portion of the white, plastic lid. On the far right side of this picture, you can kinda see what I'm referring to.

The tic tacs with the 'catcher' on the underside of the lid only came out sometime in 2009 or 2010. So, before then, they didn't exist. Link

Edit: The Link is to Tic Tacs official FAQ (really? there's an official Tic Tac FAQ?). The underside with the catcher is only on the bigger Tic Tacs packs. The FAQ references the bigger packs, but doesn't talk specifically about the catcher.

[–]keeganos23 21 points22 points ago

Holy shit, you're totally fucking right!

[–]DontSayAlot 21 points22 points ago

Do you normally get that excited over stuff like this?

[–]keeganos23 14 points15 points ago

Yes, yes I do.

[–]Jemaclus 4 points5 points ago

Alot.

[–]Newo92 104 points105 points ago

So this came full circle. From being (supposedly) original content on LifeProTips a couple days ago, to being editted with new text over it and submitted to sites like 9gag, etc., and back to Reddit again. Astonishing. Well, actually, not at all.

[–]macaronie 39 points40 points ago

it was actually on mildlyinteresting a few days before lifeprotips

[–]JasonGD1982 17 points18 points ago

I might be becoming cynical but I'm starting to think that somebody that works for tic tacs is behind this. I saw this on /mildlyinteresting. Then FB and now here. I bought some after seeing it the first time and I assure you it didn't work that simple for me. BUT I BOUGHT SOME!!!!! It's pretty genius.

[–]biowtf 3 points4 points ago

I bought some after reading it on mildlyinteresting too. I think you're onto something here. Keep us posted with your findings.

[–]lambicPentameter 2 points3 points ago

The magic flap doesn't work that well. Also, the Cherry-Lime Cooler flavor is kind of gross. Should have stuck with Orange.

[–]spartacus- 1 point2 points ago

I do have a craving for some tictacs now. Haven't had any of those for ages.

[–]beanso 7 points8 points ago

The only thing I'm really surprised about is that there's been a couple of different pictures used.

[–]ColdCaulkCraig 12 points13 points ago

Oh my god, i dont understand why people all of the sudden think these kinds of things. Okay, this is NOT a way to eat tictacs -_- I'm mean seriously? think about it. How are you supposed to get exactly one tic tac on that thing without dropping some other tic tacs on the floor. This is just some random idiot's dumb idea and all you people bought it. This is just like the ketchup mini cup post. It's stupid, i tried expanding the cup to make it bigger to hold more ketchup. It either rips or falls over spilling ketchup all over the table. These posts are dumb.

[–]YoungSerious 2 points3 points ago

Exactly. People find out that something can be done, and they assume it was intended for that purpose. If anything it is way more work to use this as a catcher than to just have some motor control and get one in your hand.

[–]joemaamaa 203 points204 points ago

Orange Tic Tacs are the bastard child of Mentos and Skittles. They are neither minty enough to be refreshing, nor fruity enough to be candy.

[–]ColouredPants 285 points286 points ago

But delicious enough to be the only flavour I buy.

[–]hannahalexia 43 points44 points ago

And delicious enough to be the only flavour that won't last me more than fifteen minutes.

I don't know why I can keep a pack of regular tic tacs in my bag for a month but the orange ones only last me minutes.

[–]MrBody42 1 point2 points ago

[–]fletcher720 3 points4 points ago

Not used to seeing that gif in the non-"didn't read lol" form.

[–]Pit_of_Death 9 points10 points ago

Try the passion fruit-cherry combo. You will be re-born. Disclaimer: orange is still my favorite.

[–]ColouredPants 6 points7 points ago

I have a feeling we don't have that in Australia. Last I checked we were limited to the standard flavours plus that poisonous citrus flavour.

[–]Pit_of_Death 2 points3 points ago

Oh ok, I don't know what other flavors exist in Oz. Eucalyptus-flavor perhaps? Green apple also just came out here in the States although I havent tried it yet.

[–]ColouredPants 6 points7 points ago

As stereotypical as this sounds I really love eucalyptus flavoured lollies, especially the eucalyptus-honey combo.

[–]Pit_of_Death 6 points7 points ago

I wasn't going to comment any further, but now I must. Eucalyptus-flavored candy - I didn't actually know that was a thing. I fucking love Australia!

[–]stormchaser 4 points5 points ago

Dude it's actually so good, you can get a few kinds here in Canada too. It's somehow similar to mint yet quite distinct

[–]Knollz 20 points21 points ago

It's almost as if they wanted the orange to taste like... Oranges.

[–]canuck_rob 5 points6 points ago

In my drunken state it has dawned on me not to make Skittles vodka,but to make orange Tic Tacs vodka...I could make millions!

[–]I_FUCK_CHEETAHS 47 points48 points ago

All these years and I never knew this..... I'm going to buy them just to use this.

[–]JesusLeftNut 28 points29 points ago

That's great and all, and have my upvote... But why CHEETAS??

[–]phailsafe 106 points107 points ago

Cause all he wants is some quick pussy

[–]PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 19 points20 points ago

[–]TearHugger 11 points12 points ago

I really don't see how muscle glasses isn't a fatass.

[–]Twi2n 9 points10 points ago

I heard some were that He is like an insane body Builder, and he Also Eats the EMT meals for the Protein and calories.

[–]Monkeys_with_Guns 14 points15 points ago

What's with your random capitalisation?

EDIT: I also like your capitalisation of "He", as if he's some sort of god.

[–]Twi2n 2 points3 points ago

You know honestly, I never noticed all the capitalization, its like an muscle memory thing. also Happy cake day :D

[–]Bhavin411 5 points6 points ago

Muscles Glasses doing something other than giving the finger? Holy shit! I stopped watching EMT ever since they've been putting a ton of advertising in each episode.

[–]RAINBOW_PONY_SEMEN 2 points3 points ago

...Why not?

[–]d00m3d_d00d 5 points6 points ago

Social media marketing: It simply works.

[–]89rovi 7 points8 points ago

Just tried this today, for it to work, the opening flap has to be slanted a bit (at about a 45o acute angle). Doesn't work if the flap sticks straight out.

★ The More You Know

[–]illthinkofitlater 15 points16 points ago

You think they'd put that in a commercial or something. I'm tired of seeing 12 tic tacs balancing on someone's tongue. That shit doesn't happen in real life.

[–]Robelius 7 points8 points ago

Neither does that. You think anyone has the coordination to successfully put a tic-tac there?

[–]Chaotropic 11 points12 points ago

I just chow them down like fucking catnip.

[–]RikF 9 points10 points ago

Why do you eat catnip?

[–]DontSayAlot 16 points17 points ago

No, he fucks it.

[–]Bikeairmike 2 points3 points ago

The lid wasn't always designed this way. It used to be smooth but for the piece that holds the lid closed

[–]scratchnsniff 2 points3 points ago

It's not you! Tic tacs used to be smaller and their packaging was different.

"We recently changed the size of the box for our Tic Tac® mints from a 5/8 oz. package to a 1 oz. package. Between 2009 and 2010, we increased the size of the package from 5/8 oz. to 1 oz. and labeled the larger size as a BIG PACK. Once we discontinued the 5/8 oz. package, we removed the BIG PACK flag from the 1 oz. package."

The packaging used to look like this http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-I7VKYOvsP3g/TbBAbWVJUGI/AAAAAAAAARk/UhmPMmtEOKs/s1600/Juno_Tic_Tacs.jpg

and before that it was this http://www.hipernet24.pl/sklep/img_items/b/062/6237.jpg

[–]nathypoo 29 points30 points ago

[–]apullin 2 points3 points ago

everyone's trying to get in on this bandwagon

[–]Lion_Cub_Kurz 5 points6 points ago

repost

[–]RULESONEANDTWO 4 points5 points ago

Ah, someone else who is subbed to /r/LifeProTips Nice to meet you!

[–]THE_CENTURION 6 points7 points ago

and/or /r/mildlyinteresting, or been on facebook. This shit has been all over the place recently.

[–]kwistlemeth 2 points3 points ago

This post has reminded me that it's been years since I've had Tic Tacs, so next time I'm in the store I'm going to pick some up and try this, and probably spill them everywhere in the process.

[–]SllikkillS 2 points3 points ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't those only in the newer tic-tac containers?

[–]Fatwhale 1 point2 points ago

German tictacs don't have this. Checked today.

[–]Djugdish 2 points3 points ago

Who eats one Tic Tac at a time?

[–]FlyByPC 0 points1 point ago

if(mind = blown){printf("Whoa.\n");}

[–]unicornluv 2 points3 points ago

I never thought this day would come ... I saw this first on Facebook :l

[–]apullin 4 points5 points ago

That's because it's already passed through reddit, onto Facebook, and now back onto reddit. Soon to hit Facebook again, and take another loop.

[–]mcknicker 2 points3 points ago

What are we, Buddhist monks? I'd make it two Tic-Tacs before shaking the whole thing in my mouth like a transgendered prostitute with a pill addiction and an overwhelming urge to end my life.

[–]QuiteUnoriginal 1 point2 points ago

I can't see this working all the time. Maybe once or twice every few tries, but knowing my luck I would have Tic Tacs falling out all over the place, none of which would land in this secret crevice.

[–]Qirajin 0 points1 point ago

NO

Eating just 1 tic tac at the time is the wrong way

[–]FinnishDuck 0 points1 point ago

I already knew. Beat that.

[–]fallaciousfellatio 0 points1 point ago

The child in me always made me eat them like they were painkillers or dubious pills. The child in me was strange.

[–]Pur3kill3d 0 points1 point ago

I guess I would've found that out, if I didn't instinctively pour every last one into my mouth right away.

[–]captainmittens 0 points1 point ago

Just tried! Confirmed! Also now out of orange tic-tacs... I just bought them this morning :(

[–]OceanicSix -1 points0 points ago

mind=blown...

[–]slapsticks89 1 point2 points ago

This is the first time I have seen something 'liked' on Facebook before seeing it on Reddit.

[–]iMythD -1 points0 points ago

[–]emruggs 1 point2 points ago

Who the fuck eats one tic-tac at a time?

[–]donkeyk101 0 points1 point ago

[–]Pretzeldorff 1 point2 points ago

I can only imagine that the people who designed the box how annoyed they would be seeing everyone use their design totally wrong.

[–]mcgoo352 -1 points0 points ago

blew my mind...

[–]Unforgivensins 1 point2 points ago

For fuck sakes.. I worked for Ferrero at one point MAKING Tic Tacs and didn't fucking realize this.

[–]JSBUCK 1 point2 points ago

Yeah dude, you're supposed to put handfuls at time into you face hole.

[–]jamasta021 -1 points0 points ago

[–]caracal12 1 point2 points ago

Orange TicTac's are Bleaker's only vice..

[–]MagnusExcelsior 0 points1 point ago

I happen to have a pack and it's NOT WORKING. Edit: ...I keep getting 2 in the lid tray or they just fall out.

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure this was also posted as a LPT and a TIL within the past couple of weeks ...

[–]bitterorca 0 points1 point ago

Your contraption does not further my goal of putting all tic-tacs in my mouth at once. It is meaningless to me.

[–]AwesomeAni 0 points1 point ago

There's about 4 pixels in that picture. Sure sign of repost.

[–]countofmontecrisco -1 points0 points ago

holy. shit.

[–]sgrodgers10 0 points1 point ago

Well. Now I'm going to buy tic-tacs tomorrow to verify.

[–]PlayerUno -1 points0 points ago

My god, I've been doing it wrong all these years.

[–]C0DEM0NKEE -1 points0 points ago

mind.. blown..

[–]DarthWho93 -1 points0 points ago

People don't know this?

[–]Vocalities 0 points1 point ago

Now that I think about I feel like I haven't had a Tic Tac in like eight years.

[–]akuraii 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of the fact that ketchup containers at McDonald's are expandable.

[–]Patches23 -1 points0 points ago

MIND BLOWN!

[–]smokeyjeff 1 point2 points ago

Nice try, Tic Tacs

[–]Annacht 0 points1 point ago

There is going to be a spike in tic tac sales now.

[–]mrkamikaze5 -1 points0 points ago

Mother of god...

[–]mechoman444 0 points1 point ago

Because of this I will now go out and buy tic tacs!

[–]zlsir92 0 points1 point ago

This is like that McDonald's Ketchup Holder incident...

[–]shatonamime 0 points1 point ago

when ever I buy orange tic tacs they're gone with in 5 minutes.

[–]caphits 1 point2 points ago

C'mon reddit. This is the 3rd time this week the exact same things has made it to the front page.

[–]MelisSassenach 0 points1 point ago

WHAT

[–]Pit_of_Death 0 points1 point ago

What's truly dangerous is that they've come out with 300 ct megapacks now. I'm too scared to buy one.

[–]okeneko42 0 points1 point ago

One does not simply eat one orange tic tac.

[–]OneSilentE 1 point2 points ago

/r/mildlyinteresting

actually, no. Don't post it there, because its the third top post of all time on there

[–]henryblobby 0 points1 point ago

Do tictacs still exist? I haven't seen one for over 10 years.

[–]OliverMcLovin 1 point2 points ago

Since when were orange tic tacs actually colored orange? I have a pack right next to me and they are white and the container is orange

[–]THE_CENTURION 1 point2 points ago

Holy jesus motherfucking christ people. You haven't been fooled for years, you haven't been unobservant, this feature is a new thing! New, as in, wasn't there before! It's not that big of a deal.

[–]JTrumbule -1 points0 points ago

What is this wizardry?!?

[–]llsinisterll -1 points0 points ago

mother of god

[–]darahen2004 0 points1 point ago

yup..and everytime you discover its a lie, and turn around and fall for the next lie in line , and who pays for it? me! me! thats who

[–]junkiedrumr 0 points1 point ago

Everybody I know has been horribly mistaken.

[–]keeganos23 -1 points0 points ago

[–]ArielFreeman -1 points0 points ago

Mindblow

[–]bunglejerry 0 points1 point ago

Tic-Tacs are made by the same people who make Nutella. Which makes them god-like.

[–]p0tatoman 0 points1 point ago

[–]benji07 -1 points0 points ago

[–]blue_eyed_blondie 1 point2 points ago

Its actually a little catapault too. :)

[–]Aisha11 1 point2 points ago

[–]overdude -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit

[–]slumpsox -1 points0 points ago

This is a game changer for me, no longer will I randomly drop a Tic Tac

[–]therealflinchy -1 points0 points ago

this makes ALL THE TICTACS FALL OUT. fuck oyu for trying to trick me.

[–]Leetzers 0 points1 point ago

I've learned the way to eat tic tacs is to shake it up where it then hits that "secret crevice" and bounces down into your other hand. I was actually mind blown when it worked as if it were always meant to be.

[–]cooldude27af -1 points0 points ago

eye twitch

What.........

[–]LaunchThePolaris -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit you just blew my mind.

[–]OscuraStudios 0 points1 point ago

[–]namesrhardtothinkof -1 points0 points ago

WHAT THE FUUUCK

[–]Zombettie -1 points0 points ago

[–]iLuVtiffany 1 point2 points ago

The only right way to eat Tic Tacs is to open it, tilt your head back, shake that motherfucker above your open mouth and whatever the number falls out is the number you're eating.

[–]flippyburger 0 points1 point ago

Seems like the real problem is that they're orange tit tacs

[–]KellyTheET 0 points1 point ago

It sucks that I suddenly want Orange Tic Tacs at 1 in the morning.

[–]Woodshadow 0 points1 point ago

the problem is that they still want to all pour out. Atleast in the past I have had troubles getting one just one to fall out.

[–]Josh_Thompson 0 points1 point ago

Everyone eats all the orange ones in seconds after buying? I thought I was the only one. I'd pop out one or two in the store on the way out, then in my car... I'd rip that limited white top off and just dump them all into my mouth for a few guilty moments the intense orgy in my mouth was fantastic.

[–]The_Johan 0 points1 point ago

The thing is, who eats Tic Tacs one at a time anyway?

[–]a_hundred_boners 0 points1 point ago

it doesn't really work

[–]idrathernaut 0 points1 point ago

There's going to be a nationwide shortage of Tic Tacs now.

[–]yyx9 0 points1 point ago

I've been eating these by the palmful. If I'm doing it wrong I don't want to be right.

[–]sworeiwouldntjoin 0 points1 point ago

Bullshit, like anyone eats them one at a time.

[–]AmandaPunkin 0 points1 point ago

The comments in this one post is exactly why I love Reddit. Thank you tic tac experts. Y'alls responses have made me laugh the hardest all day.

[–]rabbit_reddit -1 points0 points ago

MIND. BLOWN.

[–]karmaghost 0 points1 point ago

I read the top panel and assumed he had been eating tic tacs wrong for years because he had been eating orange tic tacs.

[–]Chuckaluffagus 0 points1 point ago

"Brace yourselves, spilled tic tacs posts are coming..."

[–]oh77263uj 1 point2 points ago

Then the Flick.

[–]az55za 0 points1 point ago

What? What! What?! What is even real anymore!

[–]Aragnan -1 points0 points ago

THE FUCK

[–]Cupcake_In_My_Eye 0 points1 point ago

[–]l30 0 points1 point ago

I also have problems finding a secret crevice to put my tic-tac in.

[–]ObvuslyHomeless 0 points1 point ago

I had a tic tac once

[–]Bobbycoxtat 0 points1 point ago

There is a designer with a full on bonezor right now just because you finally realized his masterpiece.

[–]continually_hopped 1 point2 points ago

orange is by far the best

[–]random_hero90 -1 points0 points ago

I JUST HAD A STROKE

[–]ShakeweightPro 1 point2 points ago

There's only one way to eat tic-tacs.... Open container, hold above mouth, and consume all the tic-tacs at once.

[–]FloppyTeabags 1 point2 points ago

Dat artifacts.

[–]sirunclecid -1 points0 points ago

Gentleman... do you realize what has happened here??

[–]oneshotkill 0 points1 point ago

RUFKM?

[–]SOwED 0 points1 point ago

But then you can't have five fall out and be like "Whoopsh I don't want to have to go to the trouble of putting these back in -NOM-"

[–]iTimmeh 1 point2 points ago

Who the hell eats just one?

[–]Lord_Rimbleton 0 points1 point ago

Do you motherfuckers not have fucking hands?