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[–]SeedyOne 12 points13 points ago

Know that feeling with /r/dreamscene. I happen to enjoy creating animated desktop wallpaper (called Dreamscenes) and found a completely empty subreddit that was over a year old.

Even though no one will ever see it, I had to do something about it.

Edit: just added three new animated wallpapers.

[–]natranr 6 points7 points ago

I saw it.

[–]SeedyOne 1 point2 points ago

You rule.

[–]alanpugh 0 points1 point ago

I found two American Express subreddits, both dead, contacted mods, was modded on one and prettied it up a bit. I submitted a handful of posts to no avail, but I'm not giving up yet.

EDIT: /r/AmEx FYI

[–]SeedyOne 0 points1 point ago

Yep, you never know when it might become relevant popular for some reason.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 16 points17 points ago

[–]thetacticalpanda[S] 15 points16 points ago

Go ahead and x-post it. Feel free to reap that sweet, blissful, juicy karma.

[–]One_More_Comment 10 points11 points ago

You're a good person, OP.

[–]Yowomboo 1 point2 points ago

CHOO CHOOO, all aboard the potential incoming karma train.

[–]fogburner 0 points1 point ago

I've got a song about that. But I'm not ready.

[–]shanoxilt 0 points1 point ago

If you want to help a subreddit, join /r/Shaskel to defeat /r/Inglip.

[–]abdomino 0 points1 point ago

Looks like they need an entirely different kind of help...

[–]shanoxilt 0 points1 point ago

Like what?

[–]ZombieFaceXP 4 points5 points ago

/r/zombieface I just dont care. Someone submit SOMETHING.

[–]ZippyKitty 1 point2 points ago

Submit some pics from the new Resident Evil movie coming out

[–]ZombieFaceXP 1 point2 points ago

Thats my problem... Im too lazy to submit them myself. Im a terrible moderator. I should be shotgunned, or chainsawed accordingly.

[–]ZippyKitty 1 point2 points ago

"Fuck me sideways with a chainsaw" ?

[–]ZombieFaceXP 4 points5 points ago

(⊙__⊙)

[–]ZippyKitty 1 point2 points ago

That's an appropriate reaction to that

[–]jsmayne 1 point2 points ago

wish granted

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 2 points3 points ago

Just let it go, it's gone man

[–]brickzima 2 points3 points ago

Every time I see this picture, I spend about five minutes trying to figure out if it's of me with my sister's dog. If anyone knows where it came from, I'd be eternally grateful.

[–]natranr 0 points1 point ago

Pics or it did not happen.

Im serious though, Im curious now if this is you.

[–]brickzima 1 point2 points ago

Well here's a picture of me that I posted a while back, and here's a picture of the dogs.

After looking at the dog picture, I realized that their fur patterns would have had to change extensively from when they were puppies (does this even happen?) for this to be me. Case closed I guess.

[–]BEAVERWARRIORFTW 0 points1 point ago

R/terreria r/4thgenpokemonleuge.

[–]d3v1nJ 0 points1 point ago

*posts to r/funny *

[–]o-O_O-o_O_o_o_O-o_O 1 point2 points ago

[–]WhatDoesThatMeme -1 points0 points ago

...so you feel like a dog?

[–]erryday_IAm_rustling 0 points1 point ago

/r/trout is a sad, sad place.

[–]Violentopinion 0 points1 point ago

Since reddit has all kinds of sub reddits, I typed in /r/challenger and there is a subreddit. Not one single post has been made.

[–]TheFNG 0 points1 point ago

Let me get my defibrillator.

[–]jepr 0 points1 point ago

You shouldn't feed your dog bath salts.

[–]charredfish 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, I think I know that dog. I recognize the background of a friend's who had a puppy that looked just like this one. Don't recognize the person though.

[–]SirRonaldofBurgundy 0 points1 point ago

I'm not done with him, Jacob! HE STAYS ON THIS SIDE!

[–]Eddyoshi 0 points1 point ago

ha ha ive never seen this before

[–]lexalynn 1 point2 points ago

I was just requested to mod /r/WomenInUniform. Little did I know there hadn't been a post in 3 months. But someone just posted yesterday. I've never been happier to see a half-naked female.

[–]jojo_2012 0 points1 point ago

My 6 month old son does the same thing to my 10 year old son, it's very cute.

[–]Cheddarwurst 0 points1 point ago

YOU NEVER WALKED AWAY FROM ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE! NOW FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[–]SubOrbit 0 points1 point ago

So many subreddits cover the same subjects and exist simply because their creators want to be mods. There are multiple open source related subreddit which are basically exactly the same.

[–]ghostarmadillo 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to tell that pup about chest compression only CPR.

[–]Nerdy31415 0 points1 point ago

The sub only had 1 subscriber. I'm surprised you got 4 points out of that.

[–]WoodieHessen 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else thought what the fuck the dog was biting on?

[–]LordAnubis10 0 points1 point ago

That actually Is how I felt posting to /r/georgecarlin

[–]BSDC 0 points1 point ago

[–]realdude21 0 points1 point ago

Cover your ear!! He's tryin get it in!

[–]Hailth -3 points-2 points ago

How I feel when I see someone posting to a dead sub.

[–]Xpitcherx 0 points1 point ago

Alright.... Who have the puppy bath salts.!!!