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[–]JesusLeftNut 17 points18 points ago

Retoast

[–]friedsushi87 5 points6 points ago

Rule 34.

I demand toaster porn!

[–]wepreyaswolves 0 points1 point ago

Isn't there an SNL 'We're Gonna Make Technology Hump' skit with a toaster?

Not that I've ever watched it or anything...

[–]friedsushi87 0 points1 point ago

Actually I remember the brave little toaster porn from /b/ back in the day ....

[–]ChrisCRISIS81 5 points6 points ago

[–]u1r 7 points8 points ago

[–]ChrisCRISIS81 0 points1 point ago

See, I have this one too and I was torn on which one to post. Mines a demotivator though.

[–]onewarriorprincess 1 point2 points ago

Adorable.

[–]spiral_of_agnew -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Miora 2 points3 points ago

I have this on a shirt.

[–]ScottyDoesntKnowuh 1 point2 points ago

Where'd you get it?

[–]Miora 0 points1 point ago

If i remember correctly I think I got it from Kohls. It was about two years ago so I doubt they still have it.

[–]rockstars42 0 points1 point ago

I have a shirt with this on it too. I got mine from Spencers.

[–]hgross 1 point2 points ago

[–]fitzroy95 1 point2 points ago

Not going to work.

Need to get toaster really turned on first.

[–]grau0060 0 points1 point ago

So, the fact that it's not plugged in... is that, like, the erectile dysfunction of toasters?

[–]Sup_son 0 points1 point ago

i want this shirt

[–]Suckmydongha 0 points1 point ago

so cute

[–]wearmaize 0 points1 point ago

What do you put in a toaster?

[–]NinjaKibbles 0 points1 point ago

Their relationship must get stale after a few times.

[–]Tuner89 0 points1 point ago

Can some one make this into a wallpaper? It's awesome.

[–]bakircioglu 0 points1 point ago

but toaster is not pluged in. then it cant be hot -.-

[–]xStimorolx 0 points1 point ago

Necrophilia. You can't explain that!

[–]qwerno 0 points1 point ago

We all know she is going to plug him though.

[–]wee_mee 0 points1 point ago

As long as he doesn't crumb everywhere...

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT 0 points1 point ago

That's still a really weird thing for the bread to say...

[–]tweak4ever 0 points1 point ago

NO! DONT DO IT! SHE'LL CHANGE YOU!