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[–]andshewas_45 735 points736 points ago

No change in facial reaction on the doe. None whatsoever.

[–]Journalisto 1360 points1361 points ago

Just like my wife.

[–]Thehealeroftri 576 points577 points ago

HEEEEEEYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]HighInAK 99 points100 points ago

[–]Hax_ 36 points37 points ago

I had too much fun with this site just now.

[–]BlackGhostPanda 60 points61 points ago

[–]SnacksTime 5 points6 points ago

I thought it was going to be something about 4chan.

[–]andshewas_45 20 points21 points ago

if you would stop saying "and boom goes the dynamite" EVERY time maybe she would react! 😉

[–]fjdkslan 243 points244 points ago

SLAMMO!

We're making that a thing, right?

[–]Cutler 47 points48 points ago

That's not very salty roast.

[–]theserpentsmiles 38 points39 points ago

Day One.

I am witnessing Reddit Sickness more frequently now that I am aware of its presence.

[–]MEfficiency 16 points17 points ago

Could you define reddit sickness?

[–]darktemplardude 35 points36 points ago

Purple.

[–]theevilpretzel 39 points40 points ago

Jesus Christ, Marie.

[–]Thanatos_Rex 14 points15 points ago

They're minerals!

[–]Cornwalace 2 points3 points ago

YES! I Understood This Reference!!

[–]dbdbdb 10 points11 points ago

I thought reddit sickness is when you're bored with reddit, you close the browser tab, then immediately open a new tab to see what's on reddit.

[–]fubaru 4 points5 points ago

I've been stuck in the reddit causality loop more than a few times. Speaking of I think it's about time I check reddit to see what's new online.

[–]TimothyGonzalez 72 points73 points ago

I love you. I was so scared... so scared it would just vanish into nothingness.

[–]bensaysitathome 10 points11 points ago

I hope so.

[–]mehatch 1 point2 points ago

Slammo is so FETCH!

[–]Flavored_Crayons 93 points94 points ago

[–]unitarder 15 points16 points ago

Agreed, glad I'm not alone. She's a tough cookie to crack.

[–]LasagnaSuit 7 points8 points ago

She does the same thing with me. Don't let it get you down though.

[–]mokhaffeine 3 points4 points ago

You must have a really nice couch, have fun sleeping on it tonight.

[–]Allogistic 50 points51 points ago

The buck cried afterwards.

[–]OneEyedCharlie 65 points66 points ago

evrytim

[–]FahadC786 22 points23 points ago

He loves her 5ever

[–]stevencastle 17 points18 points ago

(dat's more than 4ever)

[–]LettersFromTheSky 50 points51 points ago

The whole entire time she looked like: "eh, I've had better".

[–]andshewas_45 37 points38 points ago

I thought she was thinking something more like, "hmm is this wheatgrass? I don't really like wheatgrass..maybe there is some tree bark over there.."

[–]Thehealeroftri 101 points102 points ago

That's what creeps me out about animals sometimes. The female never has a reaction to the male jumping up on her... ever.

[–]yhoundeh 210 points211 points ago

Animals just don't have the same facial expressions we do because of their musculature (specifically, the ability to manipulate their facial muscles well). As a result, most of their expressions are body posture, position of ears, and really clear signals like baring teeth.

[–]Comintern 99 points100 points ago

that's a very informative comment for a thread about deers fucking

[–]Penny_is_a_Bitch 232 points233 points ago

That's because they know their role

---edit---

http://i.imgur.com/Ptgsz.png

[–]I_Found_Four_Oh_Four 37 points38 points ago

It's almost like you're alluding to something else, but I can't figure out what it would be...

[–]montagv3 4 points5 points ago

Almost.

[–]WarehouseJim 6 points7 points ago

The don't have to use any of the formalities humans do, looks way simpler their way.

[–]Riotmaker 55 points56 points ago

Fuck Penny, amirite?

[–]BlackGhostPanda 7 points8 points ago

Not pennys boat.

[–]Gareth321 6 points7 points ago

The only people still allowed to post on r/SRS are racists and sexists of the highest order. That it took you this long to be banned makes me suspicious.

[–]Beastyman34 12 points13 points ago

I've never been able to figure it out? is /r/SRS satirical? or are they actually a serious subreddit?

[–]g33n 45 points46 points ago

is /r/SRS satirical? or are they actually a serious subreddit?

Yes.

[–]Beastyman34 5 points6 points ago

Yes to what?

[–]g33n 23 points24 points ago

I think there's probably some members who are serious, and some who troll, and the really good trolls manipulate the discourse of the serious ones, and no one really knows what's happening or who's who.

[–]morsoever 17 points18 points ago

May have started out satirical, now it's just a circle-jerk for easily butthurt neo-feminists that think calling a guy a dick is okay but calling a woman a bitch (even if she is one) is a crime against humanity, all without the ability to see or the sense of humor to appreciate the irony of it.

[–]memumimo 10 points11 points ago

It started out as a circlejerk. A circlejerk that jerks counter to what the reddit circlejerk jerks.

I agree with SRS, and I'm not at all a humorless person. I laugh at 4chan un-PC jokes, as original as that is. But it's only thoughtful to not just see the humor of a joke, but to also see the joke in the context of social reality, to see the effect jokes have on people. If you have fun at someone else's expense, it's at least good to understand that.

So I'm really glad you know that using the word "bitch" is a disagreeable thing to do. You've been taught the word "bitch", so you label people with it. But ask yourself, is it a good and necessary word for us to have?

After all, using original definitions we can call everyone who has oral sex perverts and sodomites. We can call anti-racist activists nigger-lovers. Both would be technically true. However, the terminology we use affects our thoughts, so we should choose it carefully.

I'm a serious man. I'm not angry, I'm not fascist, I'm not a victim of any sort. I think we would all be better off if we dropped gendered insults from our language, since gender roles constrain us all, and some of us more than others.

I don't expect everyone to agree - and I expect assholes to be assholes. But I do think that nice and thoughtful people will hear this message out, and won't see paragraphs of my considered thoughts as mere butthurt.

[–]Dhuske 1 point2 points ago

However, the terminology we use affects our thoughts, so we should choose it carefully.

How? We form our thoughts using words. In other words, we 'affect' the terminology and grammar, not the other way around.

If you are saying some words carry implications that run beyond what is said, that's still a matter of context. In some contexts a word will carry no other implications, due to expectations and the 'language-game' being played (think of a group of veterinarians using the word 'bitch' in their line of profession, for example). If another party takes it to carry hurtful implications in that case, then they are misunderstanding the 'language-game' being played.

All that said, I do disagree on a general level with some ways of speaking, for instance extending the word 'bitch' to human women. That has nothing to do with words having control over people, however; quite the other way around.

I am more sympathetic when it comes to using strong words in expressions of rage and so on; then any expression that's wrong will be what's fitting in order to properly communicate. But that should only be done as genuine reaction rather than implementing it into one's common language.

[–]gulpeg 11 points12 points ago

She's greedy, she needs more than a buck to impress her

[–]Jbrady1978 34 points35 points ago

Only a stripper can be that unimpressed with a buck

[–]druek 799 points800 points ago

".....and....and then....and then I JAMMMM IT IN THERE!!!"

[–]neomicron 571 points572 points ago

Looks like rape. She can't get pregnant that way...

[–]Slymikael 355 points356 points ago

Her body will just shut that whole thing down.

[–]OnOrAroundTheCoats 239 points240 points ago

Science.

[–]goonk 95 points96 points ago

seems legit

[–]PhuckYoPhace 65 points66 points ago

Vaginal secretions can detect the intent of sperm and transform into spermicide.

Source: I'm an OBGYN

[–]I_RARELY_RAPE_PEOPLE 71 points72 points ago

So question: Does this mean you can't get pregnant from rape? Like, forced, criminal rape?

-ignore my name, honest question.

[–]Vakieh 23 points24 points ago

Absolutely, it is the legitimacy of the rape which triggers the female autoimmune response.

[–]zombiebunnie 5 points6 points ago

So obviously, I just need to surprise my girlfriend with rapesex and then face no fear of her getting preggers.

[–]kthanx 2 points3 points ago

Be careful - some women have so loose morals that they get pregnant from being raped. Make sure your girlfriend is a good Christian before raping her and you should be safe.

[–]imakitty 7 points8 points ago

Serious answer yes pregnancy can occur even in cases of rape. The congressmen was likely referring to increased production of cortisol during rape which could in theory prevent implantation but as a general practice doesn't

[–]Aston_Martini 12 points13 points ago

This is turning into /r/circlejerk

[–]just_says_sheeeit 5 points6 points ago

Sheeeit

[–]huggableplum 56 points57 points ago

[–]trentzip 4 points5 points ago

Where is this from?

[–]Acenus 14 points15 points ago

The internet

[–]Slymikael 11 points12 points ago

Which one?

[–]Acenus 3 points4 points ago

First rule is...

[–]Slymikael 4 points5 points ago

...the question remains

[–]HigherFive 77 points78 points ago

... You lost me.

[–]licktoads 51 points52 points ago

Martha Stewart

[–]ProblematicCatch 137 points138 points ago

Recipe for sausage-stuffed venison?

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal 46 points47 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]LogicalTechno 14 points15 points ago

Do you just go around indiscriminantly slappin' down the look of disapproval, collecting thousands of upvotes because it goes with everything?

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal 19 points20 points ago

Um...yeah, pretty much.

[–]HigherFive 8 points9 points ago

Oooh, I think I remember that now.

Actually I was referring to this.

[–]ozymand1as 8 points9 points ago

It's okay shiro, you never will.

[–]ignuhimhoratio 3 points4 points ago

[–]Thehealeroftri 1 point2 points ago

Happy cake day.

[–]-Syphon- 24 points25 points ago

So I just need those quality posts for today huh.. Dear diary..

[–]This_Blood_Ocean 451 points452 points ago

I just upvoted deer having sex. What have I become?

[–]lacheur42 290 points291 points ago

My sweetest friend...

[–]AISim 144 points145 points ago

Everyone I know...

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 142 points143 points ago

GOES AWAY

IN THE END

DUM DUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUM

[–]RageGodReed 131 points132 points ago

AND YOUUU COULD HAAAVE IT ALLLL!

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 125 points126 points ago

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

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[–]TheCuntDestroyer 144 points145 points ago

I will make you.... hurt

[–]Pookajutsu 32 points33 points ago

We both made the post, but I've got to give the upvote to you for the relevant username.

[–]GoCuse 7 points8 points ago

So would Trent Reznor.

[–]-Tommy 4 points5 points ago

Damn Johnny Cash's remake gets the manly tears every time for that song!

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 2 points3 points ago

For sure man. That guy is/was a legend! Song sends shivers through my body when I hear it.

[–]Metjoeblack 0 points1 point ago

Are you guys going to kill yourselves for upvoting this? Or is it more the fact that you got a boner then upvoted it?

[–]RustedWheel 21 points22 points ago

A redditor.

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[–]Appare 176 points177 points ago

Pelviiiiiiiiic......

... THRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST!

[–]PelvicThrustMassacre 8 points9 points ago

I'm finally relevant.

[–]SSHeretic 7 points8 points ago

As everyone knows, it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.

[–]grape_juice_nigz 17 points18 points ago

Sort like captain falcon's punch... just better.

[–]Devious_Fish 4 points5 points ago

And it doesn't miss.

[–]lostmatthew 1595 points1596 points ago

Guess the doe got more...bang from her buck!

YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[–]slapFIVE 492 points493 points ago

Oh deer, I sense a pun parade...

[–]gypsycamptrash 405 points406 points ago

How fawny.

[–]jeffAA 366 points367 points ago

He looks horny, but she doesn't.

[–]DudeImMacGyver 76 points77 points ago

The buck stops here.

[–]PanFlute 94 points95 points ago

No, don't let this stagnate.

[–]omfgtora 37 points38 points ago

This joke will have to go up on the rack eventually.

[–]gtwy 5 points6 points ago

Not until everyone's herd it first

[–]Kash87 74 points75 points ago

so much for jokes being stuck in a Rut. this is hilarious.

[–]SimplyQuid 113 points114 points ago

Antler? He 'ardly KNEW 'er!

[–]thepeterjohnson 153 points154 points ago

Virst he'll give her a daughter... Ven a son.

[–]david-me 74 points75 points ago

What did one gay deer say to the other, when leaving the bar?
I can't believe we just blew 20 bucks in there.
Choo choo mutherfucker :)

[–]joegables 47 points48 points ago

I doubt it, this thread seems pretty STAGnant.

[–]caitlinreid 42 points43 points ago

He had a nicer rack than she did.

[–]ScaperBen 16 points17 points ago

You sure? I doe not sense it tbh

http://i.imgur.com/XNhfI.gif

[–]I_Found_Four_Oh_Four 21 points22 points ago

3 deer themed pun threads in one week? Buck that!

[–]houndofbaskerville 4 points5 points ago

This thread has fallen into a rut.

[–]GaikokuJohn 73 points74 points ago

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■

[–]Mock_Me 43 points44 points ago

Dude, your left cheek is missing!

[–]BCP27 104 points105 points ago

\(⌐■⌂■/ OH JESUS!

[–]pilvlp 24 points25 points ago

[–]mikachuu 16 points17 points ago

[–]DeathByPanda 14 points15 points ago

Next time let someone else "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" you.

[–]Waffle_Poker 109 points110 points ago

I looked at that gif way longer than I should have...

[–]ShinySpoon 204 points205 points ago

I'm doing this tonight with my dear wife!

[–]AGoogleUser 323 points324 points ago

Deer wife*

[–]ShinySpoon 46 points47 points ago

Don't worry yourself deer, I spelled it correctly the first time.

[–]AGoogleUser 21 points22 points ago

K, sorry.

[–]olbleueyes 43 points44 points ago

Canadian, eh? ;)

[–]SBecker30 44 points45 points ago

Don't be so fucking vile.

We like moose.

[–]izokronus 7 points8 points ago

Meese?

[–]Tasgallxx 1 point2 points ago

We like moose.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]SeisGurl9 1 point2 points ago

It was great that my page was cutting off the bottom line

[–]Antrikshy 10 points11 points ago

Don't break your junk when you try it. This is a thing.

[–]F-Stop 73 points74 points ago

What did the Doe say when she walked out of the woods?

That's the last time I do that for two bucks.

[–]8e8 104 points105 points ago

My name is... Buck... and I'm... here to... FUCK!

[–]CrimsonKing1990 7 points8 points ago

My name is... Buck... and I'm... here to... party.

FTFY

[–]apl760 19 points20 points ago

"Just the tip I promise.. JUST KIDDING"

[–]mikeferrier 40 points41 points ago

HNNNNGGGHH

[–]cheeseido 34 points35 points ago

The point whe you realize your life is a failure, watching deer porn on the internet

[–]starwarsjeda 31 points32 points ago

OFF WE GOOOOOO!

[–]Ravelthus 3 points4 points ago

...into the wild blue yonder?

[–]AznSensation93 46 points47 points ago

I laughed more than I WTF'd.

[–]mfih1989 66 points67 points ago

Reminds me of THIS

[–]WeSC 15 points16 points ago

Buck fuck.

[–]tc9993 22 points23 points ago

I SAID JUST THE TIP!

[–]rude_sarcastic_fuck 116 points117 points ago

This is exactly how humans should mate.

[–]Allogistic 202 points203 points ago

Wait, how do you do it?

[–]rude_sarcastic_fuck 139 points140 points ago

This way from now on.

[–]rocketman0739 27 points28 points ago

Rudely and sarcastically I assume.

[–]cynicalonepoint2 17 points18 points ago

I can never get the doe to stay still enough.

[–]rude_sarcastic_fuck 1 point2 points ago

The fuck? Have you ever heard of duct tape or what?

[–]funkymonk23 21 points22 points ago

Once I become deer, I will do this.

[–]stokleplinger 67 points68 points ago

[–]funkymonk23 11 points12 points ago

I'm glad you found a use for that gif. Must've been a looong wait.

[–]stokleplinger 5 points6 points ago

More often than you'd think.

[–]spunfunk 60 points61 points ago

[–]dylanrush 19 points20 points ago

How on earth did you have this handy?

[–]Cristianol3 9 points10 points ago

Never underestimate a Redditor's resources.

[–]itsmoist 2 points3 points ago

I don't really care how. But why?

[–]JasonDark 12 points13 points ago

I need to stop bringing my phone into the washroom with me, my family thinks its weird that I giggle while I shit

[–]truthpooper 20 points21 points ago

That's pretty much what 80% of sexual encounters are like. And by 80%, I mean that one time I almost had sex.

[–]Drknessfall 10 points11 points ago

VTEC Just Kicked In Yo!!!!

[–]stb14808 8 points9 points ago

"Hmmm... no hole... no hole... nope... no hole... I got it! I'll create my own!" SHABAM

[–]Pengin002 5 points6 points ago

....and then I was all "BAM!" Pregnant.

[–]Metjoeblack 2 points3 points ago

Pow right in the kisser

[–]Thehealeroftri 13 points14 points ago

Definitely the Buck's first time. I'm sure his self esteem is bruised now.

[–]Zeroman64 22 points23 points ago

He will forever be known as a one-pump chump. Those scars never go away. Never.

[–]haiku_robot 8 points9 points ago

Definitely the 
Buck's first time.  I'm sure his self 
esteem is bruised now.

[–]richardeid 23 points24 points ago

[–]connermike 5 points6 points ago

Relavant yes and upvote for the laugh.

[–]basdhl 4 points5 points ago

At least he got a free meal even though the other dog left.

[–]eman201 11 points12 points ago

If the title had of been anything else it wouldn't have been as funny!

[–]SirHenryMorgan 7 points8 points ago

I want my boyfriend to do this to me.

[–]TFB82 5 points6 points ago

That buck stole my signature move.

[–]iambrock 15 points16 points ago

NSFW (Not Safe for Wildlife)

[–]KickItWithKyle 5 points6 points ago

That little doe was like,"Wtf is that? Yep I'm outta here."

[–]Apotheoxix 4 points5 points ago

Still a better love story than Twilight

[–]M5Phalanx 8 points9 points ago

Ka...me...ha...me..HAAAAA

[–]GanjaSoldier 69 points70 points ago

Could we please get a 'NSFW - Deer Cock' tag on this?

[–]thats_a_risky_click 10 points11 points ago

*stag

[–]Metjoeblack 1 point2 points ago

He lines up the shot ever so carefully. Complete silence on the field. And he takes a swing and it's a hole in one! What a drive.

[–]danielslament 4 points5 points ago

Can we make a subreddit of interesting pelvic thrusts? I watched this for like two minutes, there's gotta be an audience for this.

[–]GreatBigPig 3 points4 points ago

I wonder if the deer makes a retard face when it comes.

[–]HeWentToJared91 6 points7 points ago

That moment when a single fuck is given...

[–]Platinum_Mattress 2 points3 points ago

Wow. For the longest time my girlfriend has been trying to find something relevant to how I have sexy time with her when I am inebriated. I actually just felt really bad. =[

[–]OHIoGoonie 2 points3 points ago

I laughed ridiculously loud to this and had to show my wife what was so funny. She is disappoint.

[–]Squad_51 2 points3 points ago

"No, really.. I'll just put the tip in and if you don't like it then I'll pull it out" BAMBAMBAM!!

[–]breathefireworks 1 point2 points ago

Did not see that one coming..

[–]itza_me 2 points3 points ago

Well that penetrated quickly.

[–]kluesy 2 points3 points ago

Accidentally clicked this before seeing it was NSFW...... my family thinks i'm a pervert now

[–]keystothemoon 3 points4 points ago

Apropos of nothing, this reminded me of the time I got fucked by a deer. Weird how your brain makes those connections.

[–]fdman 4 points5 points ago

This does not show the 8 hours of tantric sex they was havin before hand. go nature!

[–]Syzai 2 points3 points ago

Why are people on /r/wtf at work? the posts shouldnt need a nsfw tag, it should be a given that they're nsfw.

[–]Ralfnader66 -1 points0 points ago

nsfw?