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[–]dearbooboo 33 points34 points ago

"just be like...stop" is why.

[–]spiral_of_agnew -2 points-1 points ago

That is a deadpan reading of the line boo boo.

[–]dearbooboo 1 point2 points ago

Aww thanks captain obvious. That was the point.

[–]tehsusenoh 24 points25 points ago

Source. At least credit Married to the Sea. They rock.

[–]PavementBlues 3 points4 points ago

I find it extremely interesting that of all of the Married to the Sea comics, this is just about the only one that gets posted to reddit. And it gets posted all the time.

I'm not complaining, but it's odd. That dude has made a LOT of funny shit.

[–]adriennek 1 point2 points ago

Toothpaste for dinner and his wife does nataliedee. Love if.

[–]drukqsx 0 points1 point ago

Nataliedee blows though. I've got a shitload of tofd stuff though and a few mtts shirts. Drew is so awesome.

[–]mostly_helpful 1 point2 points ago

Not really, I have seen this one multiple times: http://i.imgur.com/dHuJB.jpg which I think is derived from this one: http://i.imgur.com/BOCpC.jpg. It's one of my favourites.

[–]Deracination 0 points1 point ago

Huh...I was sure this was Wondermark.

[–]jstev612 7 points8 points ago

just like that "faggot dog" picture, makes me laugh every time

[–]Big-Baby-Jesus 2 points3 points ago

I have laughed at this picture on more than 10 occasions.

[–]misappeal 0 points1 point ago

Me neither.

[–]APPLEBLOOMthrowaway -1 points0 points ago

I remember seeing something like this in futurama. Could somebody tell me what episode that was?

[–]morrocc 2 points3 points ago

Luck of the Fryish when they go down to Old New York to find his clover and Bender goes "I'll be making stops whenever the hell I feel like it please mind the doors."

[–]APPLEBLOOMthrowaway 0 points1 point ago

Thanks brah. If only there were some way i could repay you!

[–]dylanrush 0 points1 point ago

I feel like that guy would get plowed by a train. Then again, trains only went 14 mph when they were first built.

[–]drukqsx 0 points1 point ago

Motherfucking Married to the Sea! Drew rocks!

[–]admiral_snugglebutt 0 points1 point ago

Oh married to the sea. You so silly.

[–]jmwilli25 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I read this in Sterling Archer's voice.

[–]arrisonwondurland -1 points0 points ago

It must be funny because I see it posted here every month.

[–]qwewp -1 points0 points ago

I read this in Boomhauer's voice, I don't know why.

[–]I_am_THE_GRAPIST 0 points1 point ago

So that is what this is from.

[–]moar_noaw -1 points0 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Just.... Stop whenever.... 0coms 11pts 2mos funny
I can't explain why this makes me laugh so hard 148coms 1109pts 2mos funny
Tap me on the shoulder or something 1com 43pts 2mos funny
Tap me on the shoulder or something 3coms 21pts 3mos funny
Stop. 4coms 129pts 3mos funny
Whenever 3coms 10pts 4mos funny
Just be like, "stop". 82coms 861pts 7mos funny
This Is Your Captain Speaking 74coms 748pts 9mos funny
This is your captain speaking... 9coms 129pts 1yr funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Air240 -5 points-4 points ago

repost

[–]jenstem8 -2 points-1 points ago

It's not.

[–]mycatcarl -2 points-1 points ago

I don't either.

[–]5nakedoc -2 points-1 points ago

No, me neither, maybe it's not?