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[–]TheArchitektt 29 points30 points ago

[–]owstopit 30 points31 points ago

ಠ_ಠ Sick of this old old old joke

[–]thespaceoddity 10 points11 points ago

I have to say, I am as well. It's overused, and I even though I think eating dogs and cats would be mildly disturbing, I don't see people giving other countries' delicacies this much shit. Calm your nips, guys.

[–]that_thing_you_do 0 points1 point ago

No need to bring the Japanese into this dude.

[–]DebsTheReal 7 points8 points ago

NOT AGAIN.

[–]Fuzzy1450 14 points15 points ago

REEEEEE POSTTTTTT

[–]wikiprofessors 2 points3 points ago

slowking

[–]lsguy 1 point2 points ago

does anyone else read it as China Cheff, and not China Sheff?

[–]Lore86 2 points3 points ago

[–]GhostCam 2 points3 points ago

[–]MrThePlug 8 points9 points ago

re re re re repoooooooooooooossssssttt

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

Jesus fuck, this is Reddit, the point of Reddit IS to repost.

[–]Fredster1R -1 points0 points ago

No.

[–]GoldenFunk 3 points4 points ago

"Just give the dog shifty eyes; then everyone will suspect the dog!"

[–]GoldenFunk 1 point2 points ago

That is the suspicious dog from The Simpsons, right?

[–]artsyangel 2 points3 points ago

Repost motherfucker, repost!

[–]Lots42 3 points4 points ago

That's racist.

[–]bed_head 3 points4 points ago

[–]Wolfman675 0 points1 point ago

Where's the grape or orange soda?

[–]danque 0 points1 point ago

Is this Culpepper, VA?

[–]janitorfred 0 points1 point ago

why am i pretty sure this is in the dallas area?

[–]therealjgreens 1 point2 points ago

Anyone know where this pic was taken? Looks familiar.

[–]croozee 0 points1 point ago

You live in League City, TX, OP?

[–]FinnishDuck -1 points0 points ago

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, that IS suspicious!

[–]frazehaze 1 point2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 0 points1 point ago

Putting the Simpson dog doesn't even makes sense in this context.

[–]AllTheCheesecake 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure this is directly next to where I live. Tampa, OP?

[–]I_REALLY_LIKE_BIRDS 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, if this gets karma, I should go take a photo of the animal dermatology clinic next to the fur store in Keystone.

[–]letleader 0 points1 point ago

And Bootsy whatever you do don't go near the Chinese Restaurant down the street. You know what they do there? They overcharge for mediocre food

[–]AcousticWalrus 0 points1 point ago

It's also Koreans who do most of the dog eating anyway

[–]ForeverAloneGamer 0 points1 point ago

!!!!!!REPOST ALERT!!!!!

[–]HedonismandTea 0 points1 point ago

In Des Moines, Iowa in a grimy little plaza just outside the "bad" part of town is a place called Thai Flavors. They are right next to a spay clinic. It's some of the best Thai food I've ever had.

[–]cptobg 0 points1 point ago

Repost= downvote

[–]kareemabduljabbq -1 points0 points ago

nah, just kinda racist.

it's probably easier and cheaper for your local chinese food place to make their stuff with chicken. it's cheaper.

I mean, think about it. you would have to butcher the pets, and if they were sick you'd really have to make sure they didn't come into contact with your other meats. you would have to assume that the amount of product they got would meet their demand, which it wouldn't. you would need a heavy volume to see any real cost savings and then also run the risk that you would be found out, and then have your entire business sundered forever backed up by sure headlines of "local chinese food store actual was feeding you dog and cat, like your racist beliefs told you.

i mean, can you picture that? on top of filling orders for general tso's in your tiny kitchen you're also, skinning cats and dogs, disposing of their internal organs, and butchering their meat. it's more work than ordering frozen butchered meat from a wholesale supplier.

I'm just so tired of this implication that I'm spinning right now even though I'm not dead.

[–]mychy 0 points1 point ago

[–]drunxor 0 points1 point ago

Where I live there is a place called "King Eggroll" right next to "King Aquariums".

[–]Idrinkwaterrr 0 points1 point ago

I once saw a sushi place next to an eaquarium supply store that sold fish.

[–]peterampbell -1 points0 points ago

uhhhhh, i'm pretty sure Korea is the only place in which this is considered a delicacy, and only on special occasions

[–]x0blivii -2 points-1 points ago

I don't know.. I have a place like this where I live. Where did you take this?

[–]LaLaBKS 0 points1 point ago

[–]hunterzreturn 0 points1 point ago

Repost >:O

[–]BearnardOg -2 points-1 points ago

[–]paracog -2 points-1 points ago

Either this is Santa Rosa, or shudder this pairing is franchised.

[–]NCSU4282 1 point2 points ago

haha I've seen this before. It's in Apex, NC - about 10 minutes from my house

[–]stelllaaaaa 1 point2 points ago

ah the peak of good living. I live about 10 minutes away too.

[–]danisaacs 1 point2 points ago

Yes, I noticed right away. Right next to Food Lion. 55/Jenks. :)

[–]cm84 -1 points0 points ago

I was thinking this was St Louis... It seems to be endemic

[–]Daniel022 0 points1 point ago

No, that's a Cat Clinic