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[–]jglee1236 308 points309 points ago

You must have a very exciting and action-packed life. Thank you for showing this original gif depicting your life.

(Huh?)

[–]hooplah 208 points209 points ago

Yeah, this is the worst title I've seen for this gif thus far.

[–]EnlightenedConstruct 39 points40 points ago

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIN! THIS ORANGE WILL NOT PEEEEL!

[–]bacon31592 37 points38 points ago

Cut my life into peaches this is my last fruit tart

[–]poptart2nd 20 points21 points ago

Cut my life into pizza, this is my knife and fork.
oven baking, heavy breathing,
don't give a fuck about the carbs that i'm eating.

[–]Gemiinus 18 points19 points ago

Cut my frog into pieces, this is my lab report.

[–]blind_duck 3 points4 points ago

What's really awful--I mean just hideously disgusting--is that there is a small part of me that really wants to be a emo teen wanker putz...

[–]Mrdanke 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, I can see the appeal.

In your mind, nothing would be your fault. The entire world is against you, and your first world problems are the only real problems.

EDIT: I accidentally a letter.

[–]blind_duck 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I want that. And the unlimited credit at Hot Topic XD

[–]BillDAWG 9 points10 points ago

ever been to /r/funny?

edit: im fucking dumb

[–]Reliable-Source 19 points20 points ago

Literally never.

[–]BraxtyBoy 1 point2 points ago

I read it wrong and kept waiting for him to battle Sharron Stone.

[–]Trayf 1 point2 points ago

And it's not like that's a short list.

[–]NarglesEverywhere 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter, got karma.

[–]TimesWasting 7 points8 points ago

I saw it as him being sauron. He tries so hard to stop life from fucking him over but it fucks him over anyway

[–]DutchJester 1 point2 points ago

Smart man here

[–]GoldLegends -2 points-1 points ago

Well, it may not be original, and it may not be something that depicted his life, but I've never seen this gif before soooo fuck it. I love OP for reposting this awesome gif.

[–]callupchuck 63 points64 points ago

Story of my life. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[–]ranglefanten 19 points20 points ago

Its from a russian tv commercial for some chips, go to www.tvigle.ru/category/comedy/versus to see all of em, quite hillarious

[–]thestamp 6 points7 points ago

what... I needed to wipe the ice off my screen to watch the next video..? What Russian interactive advertising technology is this?!?!

[–]allwaysnice 3 points4 points ago

Wow, the Jigsaw Vs. Sherlock Holmes one had me in stitches.

[–]kingdavidek 21 points22 points ago

I totally know what you mean man, I mean, fucking blades and shit.

[–]Chexonfire 6 points7 points ago

And the whole Asian man fighting an evil flaming eyeball deal.

[–]TerminalHappiness 76 points77 points ago

Motherfuckin' karmadecay

title comnts points age /r/
Dark Castle 1com 13pts 9mos gifs
It's Jackie Chan! 38coms 382pts 9mos funny
The film industry should consider doing these real life stunts. 2coms 13pts 9mos funny
Jackie Chan vs. Sauron 8coms 83pts 1yr pics
Deleted Scenes 8coms 48pts 10mos gifs
Oh shit... 43coms 285pts 1yr funny
WTF! odd animated gif... 182coms 1519pts 1yr WTF

[–]tehbertl 19 points20 points ago

Haha, this was originally posted to /r/WTF ? I guess it's never been a place for WTF content, then...

[–]TheRobotRabbit 4 points5 points ago

I think I first saw this gif around 3 years ago, but I don't remember it being Jackie vs. Sauron. That was back on 4chan, though, so who the fuck knows.

[–]railmaniac 0 points1 point ago

This is obviously Jackie Chan, as evinced by the bloopers at the end.

[–]i_am_penis 6 points7 points ago

Super Meat Boy

[–]Rocketgrunt 12 points13 points ago

Nothing more deadly than Jackie Chan with access to ladders/chairs/tables.

[–]bort_deluxe 5 points6 points ago

[–]bonesmccoy 1 point2 points ago

This is far and away the most interesting/entertaining .gif i have ever seen. (not exaggerating a bit)

[–]Elbows 2 points3 points ago

How is that the same as being an out-of-work neckbeard who struggles to breathe and can barely fit in the shower?

[–]cooler81 2 points3 points ago

That's 581 frames that really did nothing for me.

[–]phrygian3 4 points5 points ago

So. Impressed.

[–]WARGLBARGL 1 point2 points ago

why would you make a title that announces what a liar you are?

[–]THISgai 1 point2 points ago

This is how you do credits.

[–]Aepko 0 points1 point ago

Animated .jpg?

[–]ILLMEAT 0 points1 point ago

really amazing

[–]gopaloo 1 point2 points ago

[–]dandello 1 point2 points ago

OP is a Karma whore most definitely. Look at his link compared to comment. You know he will never explain why this is the story of his life. Why does this have so many upvotes to begin with?

[–]Spudymo 0 points1 point ago

So great.

[–]BremStar650 0 points1 point ago

Sewww tight brewww

[–]Tatatee -1 points0 points ago

The story of your life is just a shit ton of reposts?

[–]zosofrank 0 points1 point ago

God damnit, now I have to go watch Jackie Chan clips on youtube for next couple of hours. WHO AM I!!!!!!

[–]Lilgherkin 0 points1 point ago

That's how I feel when I play Dark Souls after memorizing all the traps in the stage to get back to the boss.

[–]Kihango 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he means everyone only sees the success, and not all the hard work it took to get there o.O?

[–]snoopyh42 0 points1 point ago

The animation was cute, but the outtakes were KILLER.

[–]Cayou 0 points1 point ago

Here's what I want to know... see those vertical blades at the bottom left, that open and close? Where does the left blade (from the viewer's perspective) go when they are "open"?

[–]Doctor_Fart 0 points1 point ago

I can pretty strongly assume you have never done one of those things in your life. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read that. I award you no karma, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[–]ROFLCRISPS 0 points1 point ago

If only Frodo had an Asian ninja moviestar cousin..

[–]ninja_plz 0 points1 point ago

The best part was the credits.i love reading

[–]hineyodor 0 points1 point ago

That made my hangover somewhat bearable for 2 minutes... Thanks OP

[–]Thatguy7777 -1 points0 points ago

This is the best gif I have ever seen. Life completed.

[–]windrunner1 0 points1 point ago

I passed up this title twice before I watched it. Great job.....but the blooper reel was funny as hell. Epic Sir!

[–]Irishmen 0 points1 point ago

Posted this 10 months ago with a clever title :/

[–]zumu 0 points1 point ago

So does this mean you're Jackie Chan?

[–]Pendiculation 0 points1 point ago

Every time I come to comment with something I find devilishly witty, someone has already commented it. #Reddit problems

[–]Krios619 0 points1 point ago

Pah. Jackie Chan. It's Bruce Lee obviously.

[–]A_Drunked_Monkey -1 points0 points ago

Officially my new favorite Gif. I don't care if it doesn't actually depict your life(or death(s)).

[–]rillegas08 0 points1 point ago

Is this drawn by the same guy who did the "Beating Tetris" gif?

[–]Bearmanly 0 points1 point ago

If only Sauron hadn't egged Jackie on. He didn't want any trouble.

[–]Paradiddley 0 points1 point ago

Who let the doctor write the credits?

[–]equipping17 0 points1 point ago

This is so old, apparently people on this site don't even notice it was done before.

[–]astrower 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Madworld.

[–]IonOtter 0 points1 point ago

This is just one of nearly 200 videos made by Red Medusa Productions, for Tvigle Snacks. They've been around since 2010, but sweet mercy, they are hilarious!

[–]EtTuElmo 0 points1 point ago

At first I was like "what?" but the I was all like "ohhh"

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

Explain to me... how this is the story of your life?

[–]Silly_Korean -1 points0 points ago

Watched the beginning about 3 times, because I exited it thinking it was done only to see a glimpse of something else that was about to happen....... Saw the end thought it was over, hit the back button saw Jackie crawling out... After he waved, I thought oh hey that must be it, exited out again then saw that "action""snap" black board thing... Sooo damit... Just me? No? Okay I'll show myself out then.

[–]lost_and_crowned -1 points0 points ago

It's fuckin crazy because I have these weird dreams where I'm in a platform and to get to the next one I must face a pool of water with a great white in it. It's always so fuckin terrifying. It's recurring too.

[–]Lundorff -4 points-3 points ago

Always so impressed by these small, but very detailed and focused animations. How are they made? Which program(s)?

[–]marino13 2 points3 points ago

Its called penicl and paper, by it now at your local store!

[–]adhchopper 0 points1 point ago

*Buy

[–]cesarjulius 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure it's not called penicl.

[–]DJCamouflage -2 points-1 points ago

delicious

[–]MrStavanger 0 points1 point ago

This is why Vita-chambers are important.

[–]CoughTunt -1 points0 points ago

I fucking hate this fucking post and your fucking title that you fucking used for this fucking gif that I could watch on fucking youtube.

[–]CowboyBoats -1 points0 points ago

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam -1 points0 points ago

This is so old, apparently people on this site don't even notice it was done before.