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[–]sodoubleoggood 34 points35 points ago

This was front page like 5 days ago. Can't you at least wait the usual 9 months before you repost to avoid people from calling you out?

[–]L-J-N 3 points4 points ago

but he wants that karma now

[–]Fuzzy1450 16 points17 points ago

REEEEEEEEEEE-fucking-POST

[–]11jyeager 6 points7 points ago

Front page. A week ago. Leave, karma whore.

[–]CJayhawk 5 points6 points ago

If you like this design enough to buy it on a shirt, you can go to shirt.woot.com and do so.

Apparently, the magic formula to karma is posting t-shirt designs from Woot.

[–]anon1mous 3 points4 points ago

[–]The-PageMaster 1 point2 points ago

I got mine today too!! Although i had it shipped to my grandparents house, So I haven't been able to wear it yet.

[–]sodoubleoggood 2 points3 points ago

OP just stick to the commenting for that karma you want so bad. At least you can't repost a comment.

[–]sodoubleoggood 0 points1 point ago

Waits for random redditor to repost my comment. I know I set myself up for that.

[–]HaroldSax 1 point2 points ago

OP just stick to the commenting for that karma you want so bad. At least you can't repost a comment.

Wait...what? You can!? We need all of the Internet resources on this to get a confirmation.

[–]megusta_tortugas 0 points1 point ago

What about trapped_in_reddit?

[–]CyborgCraig 4 points5 points ago

I have a dream!!! A dream where we can go on reddit and not see the same posts, under the same titles every week!!!

[–]uniracer45 3 points4 points ago

[–]coreykapanka 1 point2 points ago

Do the sizes run big or small? I don't know whether to get medium or small.

[–]uniracer45 0 points1 point ago

I'm 5 foot 6, 150 pounds, and I wear medium, if that helps.

[–]coreykapanka 1 point2 points ago

It does, thanks.

[–]guineasomelove 1 point2 points ago

Well, he could always flop over on his side, scootch himself close to the lamp and grab it that way. It might be hard for him to get up, but he could always wish to be standing upright again, then he could wish to be muscular and have longer arms. Just sayin'.

[–]tandembike 0 points1 point ago

Or he could just bend his knees.

[–]Nicartos 1 point2 points ago

Every time I see this photo, I feel nothing but sadness for that poor dinosaur...

[–]BlastMeBagpipes 0 points1 point ago

This is 66% as funny I when I saw it the first TWO TIMES!!!! :)

[–]The-PageMaster 0 points1 point ago

And almost as funny as when I saw it on shirt.woot the first time.

[–]BlastMeBagpipes 1 point2 points ago

Exactly. Was funny when I saw it on my chest.

[–]filemeaway 1 point2 points ago

OP just stick to the commenting for that karma you want so bad. At least you can't repost a comment.

[–]IAmTheGingaNinja 0 points1 point ago

OP just stick to the commenting for that karma you want so bad. At least you can't repost a comment.

[–]Iplayroblox 0 points1 point ago

Dat relevant username

[–]thefarkinator 0 points1 point ago

Dammit. Reddit > Facebook > Reddit again.

[–]IAmTheGingaNinja 0 points1 point ago

Reddit > 9gag > Facebook > Reddit again.

FTFY

[–]DressyVermin 0 points1 point ago

It's obvious how he gets it.. Magic_is_the_answer

[–]tacossupreme 0 points1 point ago

Dude that's weak, I'd rather go to 4chan.

[–]TheUnluckySock -1 points0 points ago

You know this doesn't go here. It came from Facebook. Follow the chain. Facebook is the end, 9Gag before that, then Reddit, and First is 4chan, but we don't go there. DON'T GO THERE.

[–]HeyKidzWanSomeCandy 5 points6 points ago

actually it was on woot as a t-shirt design first.

[–]GoogleDrummer 0 points1 point ago

I was about to say the same thing. I actually ordered it for my G/F.

[–]tacossupreme 2 points3 points ago

I was about to say, this looks like a woot shirt, which is neither 4chan, 9gag, or facebook... ooh out of your chained hierarchy, now what?

[–]TheUnluckySock 1 point2 points ago

This is blasphemy! The chain encompasses all! How dare you speak otherwise? The chain is perfect, and the chain is all knowing.

[–]ms_drawsablank 1 point2 points ago

Wow. People take this shit wayyyy to seriously, so this is what reddit kharma does to people...now THAT is funny reddit..

[–]TheUnluckySock 0 points1 point ago

Just having a good ironic Reddit joke. Not crazy, just so you guys know.

[–]Ravewolf -1 points0 points ago

May be a repost, but first time i've seen it. I pooped a little laughing so hard.

[–]ratsta 0 points1 point ago

TROGDORRRRRR!

[–]Necromancer023 -1 points0 points ago

Repost from facebook...

[–]yungkrizzleshawty 3 points4 points ago

...also from reddit.

[–]10gistic 1 point2 points ago

Originally from shirt.woot.com.