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[–]DanielLikesPie 2 points3 points ago

You're an ass, and you're gonna injure your dog if you don't stop that.

[–]jjthedragon[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Im soo gentle with him. Im not a monkey ;). My dog is my heart!

[–]jjthedragon[S] -1 points0 points ago

I troll my dog soooo much. And he trolls me right back! Nips at my heels, nips at my feet if they move under the sheets. He likes to bump the back of my knee when his nose is really wet. He will randomly jump on my lap and trample my nuts. (hes 50 lbs btw.) Although, I know the latter is just affection. Or some weird fetish o.O

[–]RationalYetReligious 0 points1 point ago

I thought i was the only one who sicked my pet monkey on my dog...