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[–]vpookie 29 points30 points ago

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

Ok, that was disturbing.

[–]Roaning 4 points5 points ago

He's sucking the tears upwards.

[–]demiseofether 5 points6 points ago

I'm really thirsty now.

[–]batoosie 22 points23 points ago

My boy's a box! Damn you, a box!

[–]ClankyInk[S] 5 points6 points ago

Seriously people, click this mans link now!

[–]spacehyena 9 points10 points ago

I work at UPS stationed at the part of the hub which handles all packages which need reboxing or repair. First time I saw this pic I printed it out immediately and posted prominently.

[–]ClankyInk[S] 2 points3 points ago

Please tell me your ACTUALLY serious about this... that would be the best ha!

[–]spacehyena 2 points3 points ago

Yes, and it even took a few days before a manager spotted it and removed it, inevitably! But by then, it had horrified/amused/confused a great many!

[–]LogicWavelength 5 points6 points ago

My first thought was it as a shiny new box, happy. Full. This is how it should be remembered, not as it was at the end. Peace be with you, box.

[–]MarriedtoaTrilobite 4 points5 points ago

It looks a little like a cyberman when it cries.

[–]JasonGD1982 7 points8 points ago

Hopefully someone will recycle the little fellow and he can return as a pizza box or any of the other boxes they dream of being in the next life.

[–]alexgordon7 5 points6 points ago

Anything but a cum box hopefully.

[–]SubDtep 3 points4 points ago

Reading this made me cry more than the picture did.

[–]DontJudge_Me 1 point2 points ago

Do the humane thing. Use a washable plastic box.

[–]ue85 -5 points-4 points ago

[–]dan2737 5 points6 points ago

Cmon man, funnyjunk? You can do better than that...

[–]ue85 1 point2 points ago

I had the comic saved on another HDD but simply google imaged "pizza 30 minutes or free comic" and it was the first link.

[–]dan2737 1 point2 points ago

Funnyjunk redirects to their own site after a while. Your post worked for about half an hour.

[–]ue85 0 points1 point ago

:( Edit: FIXED

[–]thatguytony500 1 point2 points ago

You poor poor soul

[–]donutdan4114 9 points10 points ago

[–]MindlessDreamer 6 points7 points ago

Same here. How does a picture of a box do that?

[–]lucasreher 1 point2 points ago

made us all sad :(

[–]lazerllama10 2 points3 points ago

You don't know the shit I've seen.

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW, MAN.

[–]notnamed 4 points5 points ago

[–]TRBfurry 5 points6 points ago

I'n not sure whether to laugh..or cry.

[–]Parkmayn 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, that box reminds me of the claymen from Mother 3.

[–]Dynamiklol 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost, the box has since been collected and recycled.

[–]peoplehat 4 points5 points ago

my heart. it breaks.

[–]Hammerwinn 1 point2 points ago

I only do it out of love.

[–]Deaddard 1 point2 points ago

Sad Cyberbox is sad.

[–]LightVader 1 point2 points ago

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the story of the Amazon Box.

[–]DevianceValues 1 point2 points ago

I find this oddly unsettling. The world is a fucked up place.

[–]jamiethejoker26 1 point2 points ago

This makes me sad :(

[–]djv516 -2 points-1 points ago

This will make it to the front :)

[–]deletecode 6 points7 points ago

There should be a karma betting game for situations like these.

[–]djv516 2 points3 points ago

AND IN TODAYS GAME, OUR CONTESTANTS WILL BE PLAYING FOR A PLACE IN THE FRONT PAGE!

SPIN THE WHEEL!

[–]Dynamiklol 1 point2 points ago

It's a repost, of course it will.

[–]djv516 1 point2 points ago

I haven't seen this so it's new to me... :(

[–]ClankyInk[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks :) And I'm sooooooo close!

[–]redditor3000 -5 points-4 points ago

Paper boxes dont have feeings, they dint have nervous system

[–]ClankyInk[S] 8 points9 points ago

How dare you vile demon of the dark.

[–]ClankyInk[S] -1 points0 points ago

Thanks for my most upvoted post! Not that i care, I'm just glad people are enjoying the post.

[–]1saac -5 points-4 points ago

I wanna curb stomp this motherfucker.

[–]ClankyInk[S] 5 points6 points ago

You sick twisted freak.

[–]1saac 2 points3 points ago

At my work we have a bailer or as i prefer to think of it a torture device for cardboard. I love hearing them cry out in pain as they squish and squeak against the metal sides as they're slowly getting crushed. :{

[–]ClankyInk[S] 6 points7 points ago

:O YOU ROT IN HELL

[–]LogicWavelength 0 points1 point ago

You are the cardboard box's Hitler.