Ahhh, I remember the last time I shit myself around other people. I was out with a few friends, one of which was a girl that I liked a lot. We were hanging out outside of our local high school football field (small town, not much to do). I had just recovered from being sick, some sort of stomach virus or something. I felt like at this point I was much better and could trust my ass not to betray me. Well it did. I farted and felt a little something extra along with it. It wasn't a ton but more than enough to cause emotional, social and physical damage. Instinctively I reached for my phone and did the ol' phone call fake-a-roo and stepped away from the group. About 100 paces to be sure the smell would dissipate if it was blown toward them. I fake a conversation on the phone and hang up (thank god no one called while I was faking the call). From the same distance I yell to everyone that my mom needed me at the house for something real quick and that I would be right back. I walked toward my car as normally as someone can when they have liquid dinner running down their legs. I got in and drove straight home, which was about 5 very long minutes. When I got there, my parents were on the couch watching TV. I looked at them, smiled and said, "I just shit myself." Of course, showering ensued and I went back out. I've been dating that girl for 5 years now and she laughed her ass off once I finally built the nerve to tell her what happened that day.