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[–]ohhhfoshooo 599 points600 points ago

This isn't a joke, just a Kanye Jest

[–]NotaMethAddict 414 points415 points ago

Thinking of rhymes makes Kanye Stressed.

[–]Self-CookingBacon 235 points236 points ago

I love the Kanye Zest of these comments.

[–]ORIGAMIDOMO 275 points276 points ago

I dunno, some of them are a bit Kanye Messed.

[–]gerbillionaire 248 points249 points ago

Everyone should take their time, don't feel Kanye Pressed.

[–]AWimpyAsianKid 237 points238 points ago

These puns are the best, Kanyes impressed.

[–]witty_account_name 255 points256 points ago

Can we stop with all the rhymes? That's my Kanye request

[–]Self-CookingBacon 282 points283 points ago

I want to continue them. I Kanye Protest.

[–]leonthemisfit 212 points213 points ago

I don't know this is becoming a lot to Kanye digest

[–]smartindumbcircles 160 points161 points ago

But I wish the world was Kanye-less

[–]fractalfarmer 19 points20 points ago

I don't know how I knew there would be a pun thread, suppose I just Kanye guessed

[–]rokuthirteen 37 points38 points ago

If given the chance, OP would Kanye Molest.

[–]imamoonmonster 36 points37 points ago

I like this comment the Kanye Best.

[–]FCKSQUATCH 26 points27 points ago

Is anyone here going to Kanye-Fest?

[–]leonthemisfit 73 points74 points ago

Your comment makes me feel Kanye opressed

[–]formad12 68 points69 points ago

This thread needs to be Kanye refreshed.

[–]futurexgirlfriend 118 points119 points ago

All aboard the Kanye Karma Express.

[–]auraaurora 23 points24 points ago

But some of these puns are just so Kanye Fresh.

[–]smokeydesperado 9 points10 points ago

I think we've all passed the Kanye test.

[–]Knotwood 10 points11 points ago

This post is the Kanye-est.

[–]that_thing_you_do 1 point2 points ago

And Kanye must love it, he's got Kanye Incest.

[–]oneoffaccountok 21 points22 points ago

I agree, they don't seem to Kanye-mesh

[–]ginja_ninja 51 points52 points ago

You missed the pattern, who would've Kanye Guessed?

[–]MyMomSlapsMe 11 points12 points ago

This one flows worse than the Kanye Rest.

[–]soadogs 20 points21 points ago

I could never think of such sick rhymes, makes me kanye depressed.

[–]googleitduh 35 points36 points ago

Arrr, This be pleasin' to me eye.

[–]Chexonfire 2 points3 points ago

Allow me to weigh in, matey

[–]246lehat135 15 points16 points ago

This whole thread I Kanye detest

[–]Aqua_Deuce 46 points47 points ago

Since im a lyrical genius, at my behest, we need to give this whole thing a Kanye rest lest I become distressed and.... Fuck it.... George Bush hates black people.....

[–]mmm8_snake 10 points11 points ago

I miss my girlfriends Kanye breast

[–]gngstrMNKY 18 points19 points ago

There's more rhyming going on in this thread than an actual Kanye album.

[–]kanyeFUCKINwest 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS.

[–]Snappingmyfingers 2 points3 points ago

Gay fish

[–]GomezOpM -1 points0 points ago

All these posts it's a Kanye fest

[–]chimicherrychonga 224 points225 points ago

Now the comments are becoming a Kanye Fest.

[–]Yulex2 75 points76 points ago

Your username is fun to say.

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[–]defaultconstructor 4 points5 points ago

Where ah my chimichangas?!

[–]captain_vahjayjay 10 points11 points ago

Or, chimchimeney chimchimeney chim chim cherree?

[–]hwachob95 0 points1 point ago

So I WASN'T the only one to think that at first.

[–]Onyx-Leviathan 0 points1 point ago

"Ok I'll tell you the truth!"

[–]CraigChrist 5 points6 points ago

chimicherrychonga nosirromba

[–]JBaayBaay 5 points6 points ago

I'M FUCKING CRAIG.

Craig Christ.

[–]CraigChrist 2 points3 points ago

I'm not my brother, I know. Don't walk on H20, but I got hydroponic shit that me n' Judas grow! I'M FUCKIN CRAIIIIIIG!!!!

[–]Blagginspaziyonokip 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, he couldn't decide whether to choose chimmychonga or chimmycherry. So chimmycherrychonga.

[–]holocarst 5 points6 points ago

[–]alphaorionis 5 points6 points ago

Chimicherry? Cherrychonga? Chimicherry? Cherrychonga? Chimicherrychonga!

[–]MCSArts 3 points4 points ago

It's a my little pony reference, link


Welcometotheherd.jpg

[–]Crim91 3 points4 points ago

We need to give it a bit of a Kanye Rest.

[–]mossling 3 points4 points ago

upvote of chimicherrychongas, my kid's favorite word.

[–]skyman724 3 points4 points ago

Lots o' swashbucklers be making this a Kanye Chest O' Treasure.

FTFY

[–]Terry_Pandee 144 points145 points ago

That rhyming was very Kanye-esque.

[–]DOLTAS 1 point2 points ago

You win man. Relevant as fuck and witty as hell. Best rhyme I've seen so far.

[–]angrypumpkin 65 points66 points ago

Damn, all the good rhymes have already been taken.

[–]MaybeDoThis 28 points29 points ago

If you are having trouble coming up with rhymes I would Kanye Suggest this site

[–]BigDickDan 76 points77 points ago

this put me in Kanye Cardiopulmonary Arrest?

[–]leonthemisfit 16 points17 points ago

I'm not Kanye impressed...

[–]BigDickDan 3 points4 points ago

fuck, way to outdo me, make me look bad. have an upvote

[–]risenenigma 2 points3 points ago

At least you're still bigdickdan

[–]brycedriesenga 1 point2 points ago

I love this one: http://writerhymes.com/

[–]ilovedrugslol 1 point2 points ago

That's never stopped Kanye.

[–]ohhhfoshooo 72 points73 points ago

This is, by far, the Kanye Best.

[–]wolfvision 22 points23 points ago

If this post was a stock I would Kanye Invest

[–]OreoDragon 12 points13 points ago

These jokes are getting old. I'm losing Kanye Interest.

[–]majorpiss 0 points1 point ago

Let's talk about Ryan Seacrest

[–]Annarr 23 points24 points ago

This is Kanye GREAT!! ...I mean. Kanye... Kanyeeeee... fuck it, never mind.

[–]Cyborg771 8 points9 points ago

The quick-e-mart is so DOH!

[–]PhillyWick 10 points11 points ago

*kwik-e-mart?

[–]this_sort_of_thing 1 point2 points ago

KANYENERO..OOOH...KANYENERO

[–]captain_vahjayjay 0 points1 point ago

If your lost, try heading Kanye WEST!

Oh, wait..

[–]WaveLasso 22 points23 points ago

Please explain the pirate language?

[–]Y2Ken 22 points23 points ago

Pirate Facebook. He's got the language set to English (Pirate). I had it on a couple of years back but eventually I found sometimes I wasn't quite sure what I option I was looking for so I put it back to normal.

[–]Crimson_Rain 1 point2 points ago

I only discovered it about 2 months ago and its been set to Pirate ever since. Took awhile to get used to the options tho.

[–]Beachcoma 1 point2 points ago

I have it on at the moment to practice Talk Like a Pirate Day coming up on September 19.

[–]pushingHemp 40 points41 points ago

I guess this is the Kanye Karma Express.

[–]BigBadMrBitches 0 points1 point ago

This thread has more karma than Kanye budapest.

[–]lavii 2 points3 points ago

Am I the only one who rapped this in Kanye West's voice in their head?

[–]Cyborg771 9 points10 points ago

Dear god, can I call the exclusive rights to the KanyeQuest video game?

[–]leonthemisfit 5 points6 points ago

You would need a copyright for that, maybe it's time to Kanye invest?

[–]Cyborg771 2 points3 points ago

I don't know how much money I have, guess I'll check in my Kanye Chest

[–]leonthemisfit 4 points5 points ago

Maybe it's time to have your valuables Kanye assessed?

[–]SayHelloToLeBadGuy 24 points25 points ago

This is becoming one great big Kanye Mess.

[–]BetrayingChino 11 points12 points ago

And if we keep it up we'll be Kanye less.

[–]leonthemisfit 17 points18 points ago

This is going further than I Kanye guessed...

[–]TomTom1988 3 points4 points ago

If this goes beyond reddit, it will become a kanye pest

[–]leonthemisfit 0 points1 point ago

You are correct, this post is starting to Kanye infest

[–]youtwo 14 points15 points ago

This made me Kanye Depressed

[–]wolfvision 20 points21 points ago

In order to cheer you up, here is some Kanye Breast

[–]leonthemisfit 12 points13 points ago

That just scared me. Maybe you should have kept it Kanye supressed

[–]palaxi 3 points4 points ago

I just drooled on my testicles through a Kanye dress.

[–]leonthemisfit 11 points12 points ago

Well after that comment I have to draw the line. I must Kanye profess that thread has Kanye transgressed into a monster. This shall be my last pun I hope you've all been Kanye finessed.

[–]no_splattering 5 points6 points ago

we love you, Kanye!

[–]SeaCalMaster 0 points1 point ago

Great... now everyone's going to submit their own in a Kanye Contest.

[–]RelevantKanyeQuotes 1 point2 points ago

Hood phenomenon; the Lebron of rhyme.

Hard to be humble when you stuntin' on a jumbo tron.

[–]GreytSecks 0 points1 point ago

The kid that wrote that... Deserves that Maybach

[–]KingT23 1 point2 points ago

I prefer the older version of this game, where we make jokes on the name Emilio Estevez. But I Digresstevez.

[–]TheChurchIsHere 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who heard Kanye rapping this in his head while reading it?

[–]neonmanetee 2 points3 points ago

CAP'N JAZZ

[–]improvjam 0 points1 point ago

yes

[–]MasterbateWithFire 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for using Facebook in pirate.

[–]Lavasoup 8 points9 points ago

If you upvoted this,I hate you.

[–]ansate 10 points11 points ago

Kanye... I'ma let you finish, but can we see Taylor Swift's breasts?

[–]superglorious 10 points11 points ago

hey lay back, don't want you to Kanye Molest

[–]adhding_nerd 1 point2 points ago

"Arr, this be pleasin' to my eye" are you on the pirate version of facebook, what's going on there?

[–]CR4ZY0WN3R 4 points5 points ago

As Batmans_Fist said "go to account settings -> language -> english (pirate)"

[–]CancerousJedi 3 points4 points ago

He also said "BAM!" and "POW!"

[–]dolphin_police 2 points3 points ago

Kanye obsessed wasn't even good. And why is everything in pirate speak?

[–]leonthemisfit 2 points3 points ago

This post has Kanye zest!

[–]Jimmies_Rustler 0 points1 point ago

Afterwards he went Kanye West. Oh, right...

[–]5everalone 0 points1 point ago

Can we please stop this Kanye bashing now..Would you all be happy if Kanye Left ?

[–]leonthemisfit 5 points6 points ago

You won't hear me Kanye contest!

[–]FNGPete -1 points0 points ago

Nor would I Kanye protest.

[–]rikashiku -1 points0 points ago

I wanna say something witty like that, but I'm afraid I'll make a Kanye Mess.

[–]344dead 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that I imagined this in the voice of Eminem from the Marshall Mathers LP?

[–]superglorious 1 point2 points ago

I hope this wasn't started at his Kanye Behest

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Kanye diggit?

[–]RecklessFlamingo 0 points1 point ago

What kind of language are you using on Facebook?

[–]FACE_Ghost 0 points1 point ago

This is just a huge Kayne Fest :|

[–]WhatTheFhtagn 1 point2 points ago

[–]9niko66 0 points1 point ago

He goes to work at his Kanye Desk.

[–]Devilb0y 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is in East Asia somewhere,

[–]Anonymous_Upvote 1 point2 points ago

This not be pleasin' to me eyes.

[–]mrcroup 0 points1 point ago

Kanye comments keep on coming so I'd better refresh

[–]robobot 0 points1 point ago

This must be a Paul Barman song. I'm onto you, Barman...

[–]LaPlaya -1 points0 points ago

Kanye Shmanye, but how the hell do you use "Pirate Language" is tead of "like"?

[–]fluckyou 0 points1 point ago

There's also a list with all of those names.

[–]Rosenfrez 0 points1 point ago

Aarr, I smell karma lootin', Kanye show me the way West? Kanye, lad?!

[–]JellybeanTheDog -1 points0 points ago

HAHAHAAH WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

[–]ZarehB 0 points1 point ago

Then Kim sucks on his Kanye Breast

[–]petemann -1 points0 points ago

Was browsing /r/confessions for some Kanye Incest.

[–]seth11111 -1 points0 points ago

So hide yo kids cause I will kanye molest

[–]Nickk_Jones -1 points0 points ago

Posts like this make him Kanye Stressed, if you keep on doin' it, you'll get Kanye Pressed.

[–]tomoyopop -1 points0 points ago

This is definitely going to show up in one of his future songs.

[–]not_aNinja 0 points1 point ago

Just waiting for him to find this and use the lyrics in his next song

[–]JackRipper85 0 points1 point ago

Now... How did you change the like button to the arggg, thing and weigh in instead of comment?

[–]Hapain -1 points0 points ago

what i like more about this is the pirate themed facebook.

[–]salsa_marsala -1 points0 points ago

Taylor Swift. Clearly Kanye unimpressed.

[–]jmeluvschicken 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that if he goes to church it's because he's Kanye Posessed. I mean, what else could explain his actions?? Other than, possibly, Kanye's a mess.

[–]FudgingHell 1 point2 points ago

Is it just me or is "Kanye" starting to sound really fucking weird now.. Like it's not even a word or a name.

[–]BabaDuda 1 point2 points ago

[–]imamoonmonster 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else spend way too much time wondering how the first bit in the comments fit in with the rhyme before realizing it was the people who 'liked' that post only in pirate speak? No one? Just me? I'll show myself out...

[–]GreytSecks 0 points1 point ago

The kid that made that... Deserves that Maybach

[–]gj45 0 points1 point ago

I'm reading all of the comments and hearing Kanye rapping them in my head.

[–]a_fine_hat 0 points1 point ago

Kanye not see that they are driving the joke into the ground.

[–]CircumcisedSpine 0 points1 point ago

Dressed up, his suit Kanye Pressed. Drinkin' vodka martinis with Kanye Zest. Uh oh, honeys gettin' Kanye Caressed. At the Kanye Nest, it's Kanye Undressed, girls rubbin' on his Kanye Chest. All said and done, he ain't Kanye Stressed. Fuck that, he Kanye West.

That said, I don't dig him. But I do enjoy some rhyming.

[–]jmn3235 0 points1 point ago

If I don't see a link to somebody rapping this whole thread I'm going to be pissed.

[–]ummjackson 0 points1 point ago

I'd double up-vote this for you having "Pirate" set as your account language.

[–]Prototype003 0 points1 point ago

Does Kanye read reddit? If he stole some of these rhymes he'd probably Kanye invest.

[–]dj_polymath 0 points1 point ago

Anybody want a peanut?

[–]DextrosKnight 0 points1 point ago

I read that as Will Smith and it really sounded like it could have been one of his songs. Maybe to the tune of Wild Wild West.

[–]dirtdiver85 0 points1 point ago

I hope he reads these and it hits him in his left Kanye Breast.

[–]flightofdragons -1 points0 points ago

TIL you can use Facebook in Pirate English.

[–]kakalaka 0 points1 point ago

Don't you all know Beyonce is the Kanye Best

[–]josieisabunny 0 points1 point ago

booooo

[–]FuriousFapmaster 0 points1 point ago

I turned on a slow drum loop and rapped this out. It sounds pretty pimping.

[–]RudegarWithFunnyHat -1 points0 points ago

Orange!

[–]Hyphnip -1 points0 points ago

Heh, pirate facebook is the best.

[–]DonnyTheDead -1 points0 points ago

These are brilliant. Going to store them in my Kanye Chest.

[–]JrdnRgrs 0 points1 point ago

This actually sounds like it could be a Kanye song.

[–]mickipedic -1 points0 points ago

So this is where Nicki Minaj raps come from...

[–]kainer211 -1 points0 points ago

I give this an upvote only because you're language is set to pirate

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

This thread seems as if it's turning into a kayne fest

[–]Caspius -1 points0 points ago

How do I get my Facebook to read in pirate speak?

[–]boredlike -1 points0 points ago

What's with the pirates stuff?

[–]ThunderMethTiger 1 point2 points ago

Thank you so much for not saying "found this gem on Facebook"

[–]jmwrainwater 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part is that your Facebook is in Pirate language.

[–]I_have_teef 0 points1 point ago

I laughed uncontrollably at this Kanye jest

[–]Ploopie 0 points1 point ago

Facebook comments are becoming more like Reddit. Sigh.

[–]dorkangel 0 points1 point ago

before his rest he had a go at Kardashian's breast

[–]justzisguyuknow 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of all those one-liners about Emilio Estevez;

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother when he's being really irritating? Emilio Pestevez!

Run with it, reddit.

[–]cityofgarbage 0 points1 point ago

These are just easier Emilio Esteves jokes. What do you call Emilio Esteves when he's touching you inappropriately? Emilio Molesteves. Etc, etc.

[–]NeonGreenTV 1 point2 points ago

I have all of his albums, maybe I should listen to Kanye Less

[–]callseveryonefaggot -1 points0 points ago

please stop posting this stupid non-funny bullshit from facebook, ok faggot? pretty please with a dick on top

[–]guywhohighfives 0 points1 point ago

that was the kanye best

[–]purplepug22 0 points1 point ago

I love how he has his language set to pirate

[–]whyteryce 0 points1 point ago

TIL a lot of words rhyme with West.

[–]jprimexg3 -1 points0 points ago

All these names are his real name in a alternative universe

[–]magicoreily84 0 points1 point ago

You fools! This will be his next single now!

[–]chuckydanger 0 points1 point ago

Got slapped in the pee-pee now he's got a swollen kanye test.

[–]B4lt1m0rechubechube 0 points1 point ago

Than he heads to the kardashians were he has kayne sex

[–]koolkows 0 points1 point ago

What's with the pirate stuff? 45 Shots 'o Rum ago.

[–]slimjims12 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else be noticin the pirate lingo on that there liking machine

[–]callupchuck 0 points1 point ago

Good thing his last name is something that is easy to rhyme with. Kanye Orange.

[–]ettot 0 points1 point ago

Let's celebrate this with a Kanye Fest

[–]geraldfjord 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD STOP THAT FUCKING PIRATE LANGUAGE BULLSHIT.

[–]friendzonesforever 0 points1 point ago

This status looks more like a Kanye fest

[–]jamflex9000 0 points1 point ago

anybody know how on earth he got his fb to do that? i want my profile to say that my 'matyes find a post pleasin to the eye'

[–]pbrettb -1 points0 points ago

1205 points for this shit? what happened to reddit when it was like slashdot but a little hipper? now its just full of... well... non geek trivia.

well to be fair, 1204 points now

[–]Beefsoda 0 points1 point ago

How the fuck are you all so clever?

[–]TITANIUS_INGLESMITH 0 points1 point ago

Kanye Karma? Kanye Yes!

[–]userDane 0 points1 point ago

finally someone else. My facebook has been on pirate language for the last 3 years. It's like matrix code, I dont even see it anymore

[–]A_Giant_midget 1 point2 points ago

Just a question how do you get your're likes to be all piratey like that?

[–]Smoky_McBongski97 0 points1 point ago

Anybody read who liked it?(:

[–]HodgyLamar 0 points1 point ago

Read this in the Spaceship rhyme scheme, loved it.

[–]David-Bowie-is-hero 0 points1 point ago

This post has me feeling Kanye Zest