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[–]Invisible_Elephant 7 points8 points ago

At the farmer's market with my so called "girlfriend"...

[–]innesk8r4life 2 points3 points ago

That's not my dad that's a cell phone!

[–]KoreanTerran 11 points12 points ago

Read the second rule of the subreddit.

[–]Ganondorf66 1 point2 points ago

Without the title it would have made no sense.

[–]GrisLobos 0 points1 point ago

Relevant title.

[–]Auroraei 6 points7 points ago

I'M AN ADULTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[–]robotlove28 1 point2 points ago

I'm not part of the system. MAAAAN.

[–]jster628 3 points4 points ago

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD JACK-ASS!

[–]pi-rat 2 points3 points ago

What is the blue thing rising out of the ground?

[–]simpia 0 points1 point ago

An icing flower maybe? The cake's ludicrous speed masked anything it could have been.

[–]Samuelgin 0 points1 point ago

BOOOOO

[–]duBiYou 2 points3 points ago

This was posted yesterday. FUCKING YESTERDAY

[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

I prefer the Jack Sparrow one, that solo by Michael Bolton is hilarious.

[–]dsdemon 1 point2 points ago

It's...... Mesmerizing.

Also, Happy Cake Day :)

[–]Bobbycoxtat 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could down vote this more to emphasize how I really don't give a shit.

[–]nadinebennett -1 points0 points ago

Not to ruin your cake day but I do believe that is a repost....

[–]Nvrkraze 0 points1 point ago

I love upside down cake.

[–]asadsnail 1 point2 points ago

Pineapple*

[–]nastros 1 point2 points ago

Mmmm floor cake

[–]asadsnail 1 point2 points ago

This ain't my dad, THIS IS A CELLPHONE

[–]asadsnail 0 points1 point ago

Tazin on my butthole

[–]gagnonca 1 point2 points ago

This joke has been done before. Seriously, who upvotes these?

[–]Obad-High 0 points1 point ago

Baww. How sad.

[–]Lucid_me 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this before? Oh yeah it's a common cake day post!

[–]PumpingFE 1 point2 points ago

Why is there a glowing blue orb in your cake..

[–]richard_photograph 1 point2 points ago

welcome to the real world jackass

[–]mbluhm36420 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this gif is a cake day last chance to get karma cause I've seen very similar titles

[–]icecoldteddy 0 points1 point ago

fuck you

[–]HelmsDeep -1 points0 points ago

Nice cake day post I'm so glad you put this up. Go fuck a bucket of dog shit.

[–]DoctorJoeseph -1 points0 points ago

IT'S NOT A FUCKING CELEBRATION OR FREE POINTS DAY YOU FUCKING RETARD

THAT TYPE OF THINKING APPEALS TO MORONS, 15 YEAR OLDS, AND DRIVES DOWN THIS WEBSITE.