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[–]makubex 128 points129 points ago

"It took me four days, nine pots of coffee, and more than two cartons of cigarettes, but I'll be damned if I didn't shit out this entire buck."

[–]wolfvision 29 points30 points ago

The unsung hero: his asshole

[–]ahedderly 9 points10 points ago

Now that's talent!

[–]Vagnarok 17 points18 points ago

The typo is that "shit" is in the present tense. The paper should have used the simple past, "shat."

[–]absurdistfromdigg 5 points6 points ago

Or used the modifier "done". As in "Tyler Cannon done shit him this 8-point buck..."

[–]the_cats_meow_ 7 points8 points ago

Brilliant! I can see myself enjoying this novelty account.

[–]downfall88 11 points12 points ago

It's so much funnier with the accent.

[–]makubex 2 points3 points ago

Brilliantly done, sir!

[–]IMASHIRT 1 point2 points ago

Are you Tim Roth?

[–]Wiggydor 1 point2 points ago

I love it when people just do cool things. Not for money, not for fame, just to do them.

[–]Satans_pro_tips 4 points5 points ago

That sounds like a harsh and somewhat difficult endeavor but the hardest part about shitting an eight point buck isn't the buck, it's the eight points.

[–]iDoubt_that 1 point2 points ago

The one scenario that you'd be begging for a breach birth.

[–]ChrisSal 1 point2 points ago

That must be close to 50 courics!

[–]JasonGD1982 68 points69 points ago

That's at least 50 courics

[–]XpowerEd 10 points11 points ago

You answered the question we were all thinking.

[–]Vaypo 27 points28 points ago

They don't call him Tyler Cannon for nothin'.

[–]SuperStalin 8 points9 points ago

does a cannon shit in the woods

[–]TheMadMule 9 points10 points ago

Apparently so.

[–]expertonbreasts 7 points8 points ago

So all those years they told us we'd shit bricks, it was a typo and they meant bucks.

[–]TrulyGolden 6 points7 points ago

:o Burnet is like an hour away from me.. Austin, texas baby

[–]clarkclark 0 points1 point ago

burnet, the land beyond cedar park.

[–]fretsurfer12 0 points1 point ago

ATX

[–]momshotdad 1 point2 points ago

Marble falls, checking in.

[–]grimm2003 1 point2 points ago

Im from Burnet. Who would have thought Burnet would show up on Reddit from a boy shitting deer. (I would)

[–]TrulyGolden 0 points1 point ago

hahaha

[–]prailock 5 points6 points ago

Oh deer.....

[–]Sahloknir74 8 points9 points ago

What happened to original finder? :(

[–]Munt_Custard 4 points5 points ago

"Discocunt" is a heaps funnier typo, why did he change it?

EDIT: Oh I get it, this is a completely different post, by a different poster. Nope, "discocunt" is still funnier than "shit"

[–]gaunten 0 points1 point ago

The funniest bit is that discocunt is an actual thing

[–]natetan 17 points18 points ago

hey next time hold my hand and underline the typo man. read the whole article twice looking for a fucking typo.

[–]JKR93 12 points13 points ago

I didn't even bother.

[–]Ragnalypse 13 points14 points ago

I'm gonna be the one that's taking over

Now this is what it's like when Hard-ons collide!

[–]CuntHunt 24 points25 points ago

[–]iUsedtoHadHerpes 10 points11 points ago

Hello, new wallpaper!

[–]AwkwardStares 5 points6 points ago

I'm calling buckshit on this one.

[–]bedford7 3 points4 points ago

Who says it's a typo? He looks a little too proud to have just shot the buck.

[–]jediwu 2 points3 points ago

Idk, I kinda like discocunt better.

[–]McWut 1 point2 points ago

Disco Stu's ex-girlfriend

[–]duetmasaki 2 points3 points ago

This is why you chew your food.

[–]RzrEDGE 4 points5 points ago

THE POWER OF FIBER COMPELS YOU!!!

[–]wolfighter 1 point2 points ago

that was the biggest shit of his life

[–]ThePoonHunter 1 point2 points ago

HOLY SHIT

[–]BlindStark 2 points3 points ago

Well, shot... I think you're right...

[–]right_foot 2 points3 points ago

I don't know. I think "discocunt" is still better.

[–]Mindhandle 2 points3 points ago

As someone from Burnet County, Tx, every time I see this reposted it blows my mind.

[–]molltar88 2 points3 points ago

Marble Falls represent!

[–]down_is_up 0 points1 point ago

Llanofag reporting in...

[–]molltar88 0 points1 point ago

....whooow now when did you guys get the Internets!?...funny thing is that my parents live at Sunrise Beach!

[–]adrianmonk -1 points0 points ago

It's Burnet, durnit. Learn it!

[–]derpadirk 2 points3 points ago

Any time I see or hear this, I die a little bit inside.

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[–]helacocksucker 1 point2 points ago

The antlers hurt the most.

[–]Aryles 2 points3 points ago

[–]Erzsabet 1 point2 points ago

It would have been better if you had titled it something along the lines of "An even better typo" instead of going with "fixed". The original wasn't broken, and this is an entirely different picture, and a fairly unrelated topic (aside from the fact that they are both typos.) Might have even gotten you more upvotes if you had, instead of using the overused "fixed" format.

[–]alis96 3 points4 points ago

This picture may be older than the internet. And yet, I still laugh.

[–]WhyDoIRedditSoMuch 14 points15 points ago

older than the internet

Wait a minuteee...

Oct. 29, 2007

Yep, seems legit.

[–]frissonFry 1 point2 points ago

Well remember, about 3 million internet years have passed since that article was published. It's even longer if you're going by the Gabe Newell calendar.

[–]triceracocks 0 points1 point ago

Only 250 years have passed. I've been online for 900 years.

[–]wolfvision 5 points6 points ago

describe to me your laugh, the pitch and sound, length and frequency. I want details so I can properly comprehend the exact sound you made

[–]ZGVyIHRyb2xs 1 point2 points ago

Think of the soothing sound made during the mocking bird song segment of dumb and dumber...that's my guess anyways :)

[–]mortarnpistol 0 points1 point ago

Something like Santa's drunken chortle

[–]codeman77 1 point2 points ago

I honestly thought the tail was a dick for a sec... Fuck.

[–]Catsfosho 0 points1 point ago

Made me think of this. From my favorite movie of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFEIOebgYHA

[–]KregZlis 0 points1 point ago

antlers first.

[–]Rottwang82 1 point2 points ago

English isn't my first language, but shouldn't it have been "shat"?

[–]i_believe_in_pizza 0 points1 point ago

"Shat" and "shit" can both be used as the past tense of "shit."

[–]BigDickDan 0 points1 point ago

I dont see the big deal? I shit 8 pointers all the time.

[–]the_Hallelucinator 1 point2 points ago

Bonus points for proper past tense of shit. Shitted and shat are incorrect.

[–]bamajohn251 0 points1 point ago

tough kid.

[–]versii -1 points0 points ago

I am too drunk for this funny shot right now.

[–]Eddyoshi -1 points0 points ago

That must have hurt

[–]helloamigo -1 points0 points ago

One of my friends from high school is called Tyler Cannon and I can confirm that he, indeed, shit an 8 point buck.

[–]MisterFutch -1 points0 points ago

TEXAS HILL COUNTRY FOR LIFE

[–]anthereddit 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I is next to O on the QWERTY keyboard, for those who are somehow too lazy to look down.

[–]Mirostep 1 point2 points ago

I like to imagine that we don't know his last name, but boy can that kid take a Cannon shit.

[–]Godtiermasturbator 0 points1 point ago

GODDAMN TYLER HOW ARE YOU STILL STANDING?

[–]StevieSmiley 0 points1 point ago

10 years later, they still call him the slanted cannon.

[–]Magnesus 0 points1 point ago

Shat.

[–]Hammerwinn 0 points1 point ago

Impressive for a boy of his stature

[–]RangerPL 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't it be "shat"?

[–]YourBestFriendStu 0 points1 point ago

"best typo ever fixed"

I'm gunna miss that typo...

[–]trekbette -1 points0 points ago

Funny, but sorry. Discocunt still wins the Best typo award.

[–]MagnusExcelsior 0 points1 point ago

I like it, but it doesn't beat "discocunt".

[–]TheBlindJustice 0 points1 point ago

I bet the antlers hurt

[–]Ifelldownawell 0 points1 point ago

For a second I thought the legs of the deer were a woman in a dress with an arm going across her torso, then a scrolled down and saw it was a deer

[–]hmatkin 0 points1 point ago

I O!

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 0 points1 point ago

That's a pretty weak-ass typo

[–]kinglewy00 0 points1 point ago

just the kind of thing I'd love to see in my news paper..

[–]meeYai 0 points1 point ago

Bono is going to be upset that he's no longer the worlds largest #2.

[–]guesswhostalkin 0 points1 point ago

Ouch

[–]tilhow2reddit 0 points1 point ago

I don't have photographic proof, but we had an email that was sent to all @ companydomain.com regarding some "Inventory cunts" from a notoriously bad speller.

-- edit - fake(r) email address

[–]airbreather02 0 points1 point ago

Goatse, the next generation... Fuck why did I think of this? Reddit has ruined me.

[–]beetnemesis 0 points1 point ago

No, it is not the best typo ever. It accidentally changed the word "shot" into "shit."

I hate you.

[–]BozzyBozbourne 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry but I found the title of the post infinitely more funny than the post itself. After such an amusing title I was a little let down by the post itself.

[–]peckerbrown 0 points1 point ago

I just shot myself laughing.

[–]redditsfulloffiction 0 points1 point ago

actually, you broke it.

[–]blum1130 0 points1 point ago

Nope....doesn't beat "discocunts." That one is classic

[–]C3_Crane 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else notice...his smile... O.o

[–]Shityea 0 points1 point ago

Fellow hill country hoodlums unite!!

[–]jonathanrdt 0 points1 point ago

'Shat' would have been funnier.

[–]TheAvocadoBaron 1 point2 points ago

Are these kind of news stories, i.e. "adolescent kills a deer" common in local American papers?

[–]VelocityVandetta 1 point2 points ago

Just because in those parts of 'Murica that is an important part of thier heritage, regardless of race,wealth,or sex. I was in the Louisiana paper when I killed my first deer. But my Grandmother is the type that thinks anything I do is Paper-Worthy.

[–]guitar8880 0 points1 point ago

And here I was thinking someone was going to photoshop the corrected words into the original post.

[–]goldnugget49k 0 points1 point ago

No one told him to chew before you swallow

[–]connermike 0 points1 point ago

Painful but satisfying.

[–]themauwinator 0 points1 point ago

Impressive

[–]mnmatt500 0 points1 point ago

if he had a buck for every time that happened... wait... he does!

[–]RPMI 0 points1 point ago

when i first saw this I thought it meant the typo was fixed

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

I do believe that's the manliest ever.

[–]summerkc 0 points1 point ago

Sorry Tyler, I think I ate you chocolate deer.

[–]leveraction1970 0 points1 point ago

Those antlers had to be killers.

[–]jbtk 0 points1 point ago

2007, a better time.

[–]CaLLmeRaaandy 0 points1 point ago

Holy shot that's a decent buck.

[–]tangibly 0 points1 point ago

My favorite was on the AP US history test a few years back: "The McCormick raper, to do the work of 10 men!" Instead of "The McCormick REAPER, to do the work of 10 men!"

[–]TroyHXC 0 points1 point ago

Kids and their eating habits now days...

[–]rocky814 0 points1 point ago

describe to me your laugh, the pitch and sound, length and frequency. I want details so I can properly comprehend the exact sound you made.

[–]Lethal_Giraffe 0 points1 point ago

I believe the correct tense would be "shat"

[–]HarlequinNight 0 points1 point ago

"Superlative, Noun, EVER!"

Please use more creative titles!

[–]galewgleason 0 points1 point ago

[–]specialedzeppelin 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, Tyler... I think I ate your chocolate buck.

[–]eyereport 0 points1 point ago

That would hurt.

[–]Boogietron9000 0 points1 point ago

if it ain't broke

[–]Scuttlebutt91 1 point2 points ago

Damn. When I say I had to kill my shit with a shovel, I'm joking. Tyler is one tough bastard.

[–]EatingPizza 0 points1 point ago

No shit!

[–]GldFshAreEvl 0 points1 point ago

Take you fixed bullshit and just post it in the original thread for fuck sake.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Lol they said a swear.

[–]christianzealot -2 points-1 points ago

OMG HE SHITTED IT OUT LOLOL!! SO FUNNY N RANDOM BEST TYPO EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR DA WINZ!!!!!!!!!!