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[–]Neonorangetaco 5 points6 points ago

"now show me your tits"

[–]oopsifarted 8 points9 points ago

I would be lion if I said I didn't laugh.

[–]Peytron 2 points3 points ago

Yet most of the comments make you feel like this.

[–]Ragnalypse 2 points3 points ago

Can anyone explain why animals have such a good sense of how not to hurt something accidentally?

A lion could rely on the fairly thick hide of another lion to protect it from minor scratches, but those same scratches would hurt a human.

A gorrila checked up on a toddler that fell into a zoo exhibit, gently prodding it.

Birds sometimes pet other animals with their legs, making sure the claws don't hurt them.

[–]EmpireEarth 5 points6 points ago

"Just turned 18. Here's my naked body for everyone to objectify. [F]"

"Nobody gave me much love last time, so here's my [f]ine ass."


I find it funny that people think that their pictures won't be uploaded elsewhere. Once it's on the internet, it's there for good. Tons of bots capture the images and reupload them elsewhere.

Most want attention and reassurance of their own 'sexiness'. Some are just slutty, some want sex from each other, and some just want money from the photos.

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[–]researchscientist 1 point2 points ago

half these bitches are really needy, too. keep the clothes on, please. disgusting insecurity. now the ones shoving shit up their asses b/c it gets them off, theyre winners. I approve of that. permalinkparenteditdeletereply

[–]MattTheMan 1 point2 points ago

GOLD

[–]inaaace[S] 0 points1 point ago

On a bit more serious note, I'd love to hear psychological explanation behind most of gonewild posts. Do they do it for the lack of confidence? Daddy issues? Karma? Either way, I don't mind it, but I'd love to know why a hot girl feels the need to post "Upvote to see my holes" thread.

[–]Firebellyed_Fig 3 points4 points ago

Some of them do it becuse of low self estem but I like to think most of em do it for fun.

[–]researchscientist 0 points1 point ago

i would say its probably a nice mix. some are horny and like the exhibitionist qualities, others I want to put in a potato sack to confine their GROSS insecurity away from society. Look at my tits. how about show me that ugly fuckin mug you got instead of your tits. Ron Jeremy has a nice dick bro (workaholics reference) but that face his mother has trouble lovin

[–]layceemachine 2 points3 points ago

for the karma, of course.

[–]allcapsisyelling 0 points1 point ago

As someone old enough to be their daddy, I hope it's daddy issues.

[–]AreWeNotMenOfScience 0 points1 point ago

That's why I don't read anything on gonewild. Just scan for [F].

[–]mirmir16 0 points1 point ago

Maybe it's just me, but that gif, that one right there is one of the best gifs ever.

[–]yafasil 0 points1 point ago

This is one of my favorite .gifs ever

[–]Repost_Identifier 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]HaroldSax 3 points4 points ago

REPOST.

[–]Swift71 3 points4 points ago

Best repost ever

[–]davefinisher 0 points1 point ago

507,

507 reposts of this fuckong gif.

[–]sirsurg 0 points1 point ago

I've only been here for 3 months n this is the only gig that I am so sick of seeing... At least once a week someone reports this n it gets fuking up votes to the roof...

[–]mileylols 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this actually describes most of reddit, except for a few meanie subs.