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Lack of internet...FTW (imgur.com)

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[–]Lillipout 55 points56 points ago

He couldn't show the cat to the internet, so he had to show it to the world outside.

[–]misterkittycat 3 points4 points ago

sounds about right

[–]becki7824 -1 points0 points ago

you made me actually laugh out loud, and for that... an upvote for you.

[–]Burtonium 11 points12 points ago

He didn't need the cat anymore without Reddit.

[–]OhBlackWater 6 points7 points ago

Throws cat out window? Definitely not a redditor.

[–]dlq84 3 points4 points ago

Unless he films it for karma?

[–]middlefingersandwich 6 points7 points ago

Understandable.

[–]Faloopa 17 points18 points ago

Repost, but Reddit loves it

[–]MisterSquirrel 2 points3 points ago

Or, did the cat forcibly eject me and my house away from itself at high speed, an equally valid interpretation of the events, according to Albert Einstein, who is perhaps the foremost eminent genius in all of history? I rest my case, your honor. I seek only modest monetary damages for the emotional distress of the shock of watching that woman's face suddenly hurtling toward my fist. I only want to see justice done for the victim here, which is me.

[–]Insomniakkz 4 points5 points ago

Ok, which one of you bastards did it?

[–]bonerjohnson 1 point2 points ago

lol kentucky. whenever I see some crazy redneck shit it's always kentucky.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I can only assume that's because our other states keep our dirty laundry to ourselves.

[–]theMeatMunster 0 points1 point ago

...maddox?

[–]Pathological_RJ 1 point2 points ago

yea can't be sure they didnt say if the perp was wearing a pirate hat...

[–]MpegEVIL 3 points4 points ago

Repost.

[–]I-hate-reposts 2 points3 points ago

Your repost made my cat sick!

[–]Airi138 1 point2 points ago

Boy I love my town.

[–]backpeddley 0 points1 point ago

It could only be worse if he threw woman out window and punched cat.

But, seriously, when my internet isn't working I get withdraw systems too.

[–]TheDirty1 0 points1 point ago

Since he had lack of internet, he threw what he would see on the internet out the window? I'm guessing he quickly regretted that action.

[–]dipdog21 0 points1 point ago

Seems about right...

[–]bk404 0 points1 point ago

"NOW WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS STUPID CAT!?"

[–]Three38 0 points1 point ago

Ever been so mad...?

[–]RoflStomper 0 points1 point ago

The shadow looks exactly like this guy.

[–]DerFuehrersFarce -1 points0 points ago

/s LMFAO because abusive boyfriends who kill your pets and beat you are charming if it mentions the internet.

My work here is done.

[–]TigOlBitties95 0 points1 point ago

Your supposed to throw the lady out the window and punch the cat....rookie

[–]nosehat 0 points1 point ago

But, but cats and women are what he would have found on the internet in the first place. Puzzling!

[–]Judge_Hate 0 points1 point ago

And the babies got off Scott free??? Bullshit they've had it to good for too long.

[–]kittensareyummy 0 points1 point ago

REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]iiiears 0 points1 point ago

"Man Throws Cat 5 out window punches :~$man help"

[–]troutism 0 points1 point ago

I like to think that he hurled the cat out window, then pun around and punched the woman all in one fluid, insane motion before screaming to the sky, "INTERNET!"

[–]Dak00 0 points1 point ago

Redditor no doubt

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago

I can relate. I dont knwo what I would do without the internet. It is probably the one thing keeping me alive anymore.

I dont have cable. I dont read anymore. I need to be occupied otherwise the bad thoughts come. I guess I'd go back to video games, but god are they expensive.

[–]noobbuster 0 points1 point ago

its chris brown. if he lost internet access and had a cat.

[–]hydrox 0 points1 point ago

Apparently he went after a dog after cat was thrown. This was when the woman intervened and was punched. Sound like the woman is Redditor material.

[–]TangerinePanther 0 points1 point ago

they never put ME in the paper when i did this..

[–]the__itis 0 points1 point ago

Correlation between Internet and love for cats confirmed

[–]Harybutts 0 points1 point ago

This makes me so mad I want to punch a cat.

[–]BitterNAlone 0 points1 point ago

I don't know about you guys, but when my Internet goes down I always go punch someone in the face and throw their pet out the window....natural reaction if you ask me

[–]cofcgrad 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like some sexual move from the urban dictionary, perhaps we call it the Pussy Punch?

[–]krokee64 0 points1 point ago

I can finally use this word in correct context. He defenestrated his cat.

[–]Gator_2727 -1 points0 points ago

I want to know the order. Punched the women first or tossed the cat? Also did either earn the right to be tossed or hit.

[–]kyleeuske 0 points1 point ago

Man I hate when my Internet goes down. My girlfriend hits me all the time. But seriously leave the cat out of it

[–]beardyeaglescout 0 points1 point ago

The first thing I thought was " that guy must be a redditor

[–]Jorle_Joca 2 points3 points ago

Redditor for sure. I think the cops this story wrong though. Should be "woman threw the cat out the window, I punched her so I could get the karma from the kitty lovers for defending the cat" Edit: sp

[–]OhBlackWater 0 points1 point ago

Unless he took a picture for r/wtf

[–]pecet -1 points0 points ago

Internet device, you say?

[–]CWeebs 0 points1 point ago

Damn, at first I read this as "policeman throws cat..". not "police: man throws cat." I was excited. I was picturing some cop going apeshit over downed Internet explorer.

"How can I protect and serve with no server!? Fuck you cat! Fuck you old lady! Woot! Woot! That's the sound of the police!!!"

[–]sitsatfatcat -3 points-2 points ago

CHWCK FOR REPOST FIRST YOU FCUKING FAGGOT

[–]infinitee775 -1 points0 points ago

i thought everyone did that?

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