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[–]cmilla 77 points78 points ago

As a young man who grew up with a lesbian mother, I do not share your enthusiasm.

[–]Xproplayer 23 points24 points ago

I'm so sorry.

[–]kungtotte 3 points4 points ago

How does it feel to know that your mother is probably better at eating a woman out than you are?

[–]AustinTreeLover 49 points50 points ago

My boyfriend used to share a place with three lesbian couples. I asked him what he did when he heard them having sex and he said, "I pretended they were attractive lesbians."

[–]Womens_rights_LOL 887 points888 points ago

I lived with lesbians before too, and I could hear them going at it from the other end of the house early each morning. Kinda like a sexy alarm clock.

I'd totally joke with them about it, and one day I just stood outside their door and waited for them to come out and gave them a round of applause and high fives.

[–]Trentos 704 points705 points ago

account name

[–]melgibson 226 points227 points ago

made me lol

[–]grimpoteuthis 220 points221 points ago

You would, melgibson.

[–]Heatmyser 82 points83 points ago

I just A+J'd the shit outta this small little thread.

[–]Catsfosho 19 points20 points ago

ummm what is A+J and what does it do... P.S. please answer without making me feel like a dumbfuck

[–]Heatmyser 15 points16 points ago

A upvotes the currently selected comment, and then J moves down one comment. So you can type "AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ" to upvote an entire thread. On the other hand typing "ZJZJZJZJZJZJZJZJ" downvotes the living shit out of all the motherfuckas postin'!

[–]bozzwtf 27 points28 points ago

ajajajaajajaj

[–]permareddit 5 points6 points ago

His name rearranged is "big melons"... ಠ_ಠ

[–]matt01ss 28 points29 points ago

You would probably like this

[–]userjoe9066 12 points13 points ago

I'm now laughing uncontrollably, thanks bro.

[–]Millertyme2069 25 points26 points ago

I have a feeling SRS will be following him closely.

[–]B_Underscore[S] 390 points391 points ago

I stand outside with streamers and party poppers, they get the whole shebang.... (oh yeah)

[–]AManHasSpoken 349 points350 points ago

shebang

That might just be the most appropriate use for that word ever.

[–]B_Underscore[S] 174 points175 points ago

Intended, my friend, intended.

[–]AManHasSpoken 62 points63 points ago

I knew. I just wanted to give that wordplay the special acknowledgement it deserves.

[–]KARMA_IS_MEANINGLESS 49 points50 points ago

So when are you guys getting married?

[–]MongoBeef 11 points12 points ago

Don't be mad because you aren't the best man/ bridesmaid (I don't know if your male or female.)

[–]TheWac0Kid 22 points23 points ago

Why not both?

[–]MongoBeef 12 points13 points ago

Go on...

[–]FarmerTedd 9 points10 points ago

[–]SoundOfTomorrow 70 points71 points ago

SHEBANGS, SHEBANGS! Oh baby, when she moves, she moves!

[–]Mr_Bungled 1 point2 points ago

I go crazy 'Cause she looks like a flower but she stings Like a bee!

[–]iesvs 11 points12 points ago

That is fucking glorious. I've noticed that similarity ever since I was a horny high school freshman, and it took all these years to finally see someone else point it out. Thanks.

[–]galt88 0 points1 point ago

Quiet ladies, a man is speaking!

[–]Dead_Politician 23 points24 points ago

[–]galt88 7 points8 points ago

Best. Roommate. Ever.

[–]redditsuckshit 6 points7 points ago

benicio del danny glover?

[–]gypsywhisperer 2 points3 points ago

Oh my God you made me laugh super loudly.

[–]IamTheFreshmaker 6 points7 points ago

I mean, really I don't even understand how two women can make love, unless they just kind of scissor or something.

[–]LordofPterosaurs 14 points15 points ago

Are you new to the Internet?

[–]star_witness 18 points19 points ago

Oh I bet if you used your imagination you could come to some conclusions.

Also, I'm pretty sure half of the internet is dedicated to answering that question.

[–]improbablydrunknlw 0 points1 point ago

The other half is cats.

[–]captain_vahjayjay 14 points15 points ago

Oooh, yeah, scissor me!

[–]ObviouslyIntoxicated 17 points18 points ago

Oh, scissor me timbers!

[–]theone181 0 points1 point ago

I was just waiting for that reference to come out

[–]danowar 27 points28 points ago

I do a lot of travelling for work, and it's pretty common to hear people going at it in their hotel rooms. One time some people like three rooms over were having the loudest, craziest porn-star sex I've ever heard. When they were done, me and like 4 other people went out into the hall from our respective rooms and started applauding.

[–]its_sarcasm 9 points10 points ago

You can also call their rooms and ask to join in, normally quiets things down for a bit.

Sorry in advance if I cock blocked any redditors by calling your hotel room...

[–]Magusreaver 105 points106 points ago

I had lesbian roomates as well. Just gonna say.. was not livin' the dream. They fought constantly. They broke dishes constantly. One even accused the other male roomate of stealing her panties. Took them off his bedpost and wrote this aggressive letter, as I laughed my ass off at her. They belonged to his girlfriend at the time. When he got home I showed him the letter. He had to go get his girlfriends panties back from an enraged lesbian. It was amazing.

[–]galt88 12 points13 points ago

That is legendary.

[–]KingRamses 20 points21 points ago

I lived with 5 lesbians and had the complete opposite experience. They were pretty cool.

[–]melgibson 58 points59 points ago

Behold the enraged lesbian. Setting up its lair when penises are not allowed. But an unwary passerby has become the target of the enraged lesbian. The enraged lesbian pounces, but those panties don't even smell like her.

[–]SimplyQuid 52 points53 points ago

Damn nature, you scary!

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 35 points36 points ago

It's not the fact that she was a lesbian, she was just a cunt.

[–]nrabuttons 99 points100 points ago

You are what you eat...?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 44 points45 points ago

[–]ThatSleepyGuy 7 points8 points ago

Then everybody would be a cunt.

[–]zyedy 14 points15 points ago

Not the gays

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 22 points23 points ago

They're just dicks, or possibly assholes.

[–]korkyshadow 13 points14 points ago

Seems legit with that username. That penthouse was a good read though eh?

[–]rdbd 7 points8 points ago

The penthouse penthouse?!

[–]artsyangel 37 points38 points ago

Doesn't that give you a boner?

[–]astrograph 19 points20 points ago

[–]Fruit-Salad 10 points11 points ago

where is IReadYourCommentSexy ???? She has already disappeared :(

[–]APiousCultist 9 points10 points ago

That's a thing? I need some alone time with Soundcloud.

[–]APiousCultist 5 points6 points ago

My penis can work with that.

[–]arcbinder 3 points4 points ago

She had an askreddit thread earlier

[–]woodjalookatthat 79 points80 points ago

Hey, this voice isn't normal -- it's British!

[–]iesvs 33 points34 points ago

It's like nobody ever taught them about the letter T so they just skip right over it!

[–]doodoodoodoodoodoo 7 points8 points ago

wha

[–]Kiru04 11 points12 points ago

It's the normal English accent, BAZING!!!

[–]Womens_rights_LOL 33 points34 points ago

I never thought about how I'd sound with a classy accent. Now I know. And it's glorious.

[–]IReadCommentsNormal 9 points10 points ago

Just noticed your name. SMNC?

[–]Womens_rights_LOL 19 points20 points ago

Unless that stands for Saturday Morning No Clothes, I don't catch the reference.

[–]IReadCommentsNormal 6 points7 points ago

Super Monday Night Combat. I knew a guy that went by that name.

[–]KaraokeGod 9 points10 points ago

Since you're a new novelty account, I demand you record your comments instead of typing them.

[–]IReadCommentsNormal 48 points49 points ago

[–]KaraokeGod 6 points7 points ago

Excellent. Now go forth and collect your karma.

[–]Dreddy 2 points3 points ago

Your accent and style reminds me of David Firth. Awesomes!

[–]Idocreating 1 point2 points ago

Audacity has a function to help remove the background noise. Please use it, the noise is distracting.

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[–]QuadsNotBlades 9 points10 points ago

this comment was okay up until the standing outside the bedroom door listening to roommates having sex part...

[–]guitardan81 1 point2 points ago

And then smell your fingers.

[–]brungo 15 points16 points ago

[–]bzomesius 255 points256 points ago

I'm assuming you're a girl, otherwise it would be closer to this

[–]RubberDuckOfHell 153 points154 points ago

Dafuq did I just see?

[–]glacierelement 66 points67 points ago

Clip from the movie, Marquis about the Marquis de Sade. He was a french pervert/revolutionary/philosopher

[–]spider2544 26 points27 points ago

I only remeber one part in that moviefrom when i saw it as a kid where someone puts a lobster up a dudes butt and uses mayo for lube

[–]brittsuzanne 5 points6 points ago

Wat.

[–]Daxx22 1 point2 points ago

It's unique cinema.

[–]fufai_ter 1 point2 points ago

Cinephile.

[–]UncleTogie 21 points22 points ago

....

Ok, where's this from? It's just weird enough to pique my interest...

[–]sazlolthx 25 points26 points ago

It's from "Marquis" you can find it on youtube. It's the story the Marquis de Sade, and yes, there's a guy with a talking dick. It's fuckin' weird, fuckin' hilarious, and french (subbed).

[–]melgibson 13 points14 points ago

My dick talks. Sometimes it tells me to kill people.

[–]UncleTogie 8 points9 points ago

Thanks for the prompt response! Will check it out when the kids aren't around.

[–]umopapsidn 15 points16 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]samurai712 53 points54 points ago

What the bitch?

[–]el___diablo 11 points12 points ago

That wins my 'gif of the day' award.

[–]ilikeapples312 6 points7 points ago

i get nightmares from this fucker. HE NEVER DIES

[–]jberryman 6 points7 points ago

That was... foul

[–]ProditorReseph 4 points5 points ago

I really enjoyed that movie to be honest....... This is what the internet does to us.

[–]cab354 2 points3 points ago

source? I feel like i've seen that before, it's some weird porno

[–]bzomesius 2 points3 points ago

Nope, it's from a random french movie called Marquis

[–]cab354 7 points8 points ago

My bizzle, must've been that other weird french troll porno, there's just so many, I get them confused.

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[–]Stompedyourhousewith 47 points48 points ago

"Can I sit in the corner? I'll be REALLY quiet..."

[–]star_witness 13 points14 points ago

It really helps if you ask that before they catch you hiding in the closet, though.

[–]Swoove 8 points9 points ago

If he was in the closet, he wouldn't care about watching them.

[–]LukeTheSheep 45 points46 points ago

I live with lesbians, i call the mum and mum, i have the polar opposite reaction to hearing "lady Lovin" actually it just anoys me .... at 9 in the morning ... before work ... when i'm trying to sleep ... you get the picture.

[–]portorock 23 points24 points ago

I'm in that camp. My friends were always saying how awesome it must've been and I disagreed. I wasn't going to be a participant, so being woken up by ladysex noises was not that good a time.

[–]ericmm76 4 points5 points ago

We're getting the picture but I suppose some people here are hoping the audio comes in too.

(J/K)

(But I'm happy your moms are happy.)

[–]Pokefan182 65 points66 points ago

I can see it now: I live with a lesbian AMA

[–]Annarr 166 points167 points ago

"You know, she's basically a regular human being- except she fucks chicks instead of dudes. Yeah... that's about it."

[–]umopapsidn 35 points36 points ago

[–]icyflakes 4 points5 points ago

So what I've learnt from this is, as a straight man, I should just marry a straight dude.

[–]Muffins306 14 points15 points ago

I love the fact Canada is totally gay curious.

[–]old_calico_cat 5 points6 points ago

laugh

I never noticed that.

[–]xmbo 18 points19 points ago

... Did you JUST give me a reason to respect OKcupid?

[–]praxulus 31 points32 points ago

The OkCupid blog is actually pretty awesome. They have a ton of data to work with, so they can find sorts of interesting phenomena.

[–]mvtsc2 7 points8 points ago

the okcupid blogs are actually really well done, take this one for example:

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/dont-be-ugly-by-accident/

[–]beyondoasis 3 points4 points ago

Did you have a reason not to? It's probably the best dating site on the web.

[–]umopapsidn 4 points5 points ago

My Probability/Stats professor gave us a reading (from the same blog) on how they base their matches (relevant to the course subject). Let's just say Bayesian statistics knows more about you than you do.

[–]dirice87 2 points3 points ago

Come on girls....you gotta start taking more science classes...

[–]GreenBuddy 2 points3 points ago

Today I Learned that Canada wants to be as gay as we think they are.

[–]OutlawBagel 1 point2 points ago

Read that as "I live in a lesbian AMA"

[–]raaneholmg 5 points6 points ago

Where is Shitty_Watercolour?

[–]digitalscale 86 points87 points ago

Word of advice: DON'T SLEEP WITH YOUR LESBIAN HOUSEMATE!

[–]4995610 152 points153 points ago

Why the fuck would a lesbian who is seemingly in a relationship sleep with OP?

[–]hells_cowbells 176 points177 points ago

Because lesbians are all sluts who sleep around?

At least that's what I learned from the documentary series "Lesbian Sluts 1-6"

[–]ontopic 26 points27 points ago

Which one has the pinwheel of bowling pins slathered in vaseline? Four? That was... informative.

[–]hells_cowbells 16 points17 points ago

Wait, I thought four was "Lesbians Love Fruit." Or was that three? Damn, now I have to go re-watch them all. For research, of course.

[–]FuckMyLifeGooner 13 points14 points ago

Im now pondering wether if this is a real series or not

[–]hells_cowbells 7 points8 points ago

This requires research!

[–]Batcaptain 17 points18 points ago

Ken Burns' finest work.

[–]ChaosMotor 2 points3 points ago

I thought that one was done by his sister, Rug.

[–]alcakd 12 points13 points ago

If I'm watching #4, do I have to watch #1-3 so I know what's going on?

Or are they stand-alone and I can jump right to #4?

[–]hells_cowbells 2 points3 points ago

Just jump right in, you'll figure it out pretty quickly.

[–]digitalscale 56 points57 points ago

Alcohol, it happened to me.

[–]Bainemo 70 points71 points ago

Color me skeptical

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points ago

I see it as a light purple.

[–]Depressed_Downvoter 12 points13 points ago

That's an aura, you're having a migraine.

[–]heshl 3 points4 points ago

Fun fact: partial seiziures produce an "aura" while they are happening and often give people migranes after.

[–]Depressed_Downvoter 2 points3 points ago

Ah, thank god my seizure's over. Whoa, there's a purple haze...

...FUCK.

[–]Ravek 2 points3 points ago

Lately things just don't seem the same.

[–]Bainemo 19 points20 points ago

I asked google what color skepticism was, and it told me this:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sJMwLVfVcVw/SGr_alxlaqI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/teSS_PYzYME/s320/chp_colorwheel.jpg

So for your information I am a beautiful rainbow

[–]DrLasagna 8 points9 points ago

Ehh, I don't know if that's the actual color of skepticism.

[–]occamsrazorburn 2 points3 points ago

Would you say you are skeptical?

Follow up: What color do you feel?

[–]UncleTogie 6 points7 points ago

I've seen weirder. One lesbian couple I knew weren't in an open relationship, but the one I worked with went out on dates with guys behind her girlfriend's back. I knew another girl that changed orientations every week.

Remember, humans are weird. Relationships even more so.

[–]DizzyNW 2 points3 points ago

Well said

[–]alupus1000 22 points23 points ago

...apparently, every lesbian is a six-pack away from becoming straight...

Edit: It's a joke, people. The inverse is the original saying.

[–]digitalscale 5 points6 points ago

Who implied that?

[–]karl-marks 5 points6 points ago

I find designations of straight/gay rather lacking. I mean sure they factor into attraction but when it comes to the actual ACT of sex?

Friction, friction is all that matters.

[–]digitalscale 7 points8 points ago

I'm a raving frictosexual!

[–]digitalscale 2 points3 points ago

Ahhh yea I see, sorry let's turn that downvote into an upvote.

[–]CacophonyForever 0 points1 point ago

or sexuality is much more complicated than a straight/gay dichotomy.

[–]yakyakly 6 points7 points ago

wtf man story time, i already have my comfy cushions arranged, tell it.

[–]tflo10325858 44 points45 points ago

I gotta tell you... As a guy that lives with an attractive lesbian couple... Real lesbians don't bang dudes. It's part of the whole lesbian thing.

[–]gilthanan 11 points12 points ago

Believe it or not... not every person falls cleanly between the dichotomy of hetero and homosexual. Believe it or not.

[–]OMG_Its_CoCo 7 points8 points ago

True, but when people refer to themselves lesbians, it generally means they have no interest in males.

[–]gilthanan 6 points7 points ago

I have a gay friend who gets more pussy than I do, without a doubt. He still says he is gay.

Also, if you were a woman, would you want to announce to every guy you are bi-sexual? Do you realize how stupid that is? Suddenly everyone sees you as threesome material. So yeah, I might say I was a lesbian too.

[–]OMG_Its_CoCo 5 points6 points ago

I'd say your friend isn't very gay then, most of my gay friends refer to vagina's as bacon strips and get grossed out when they are mentioned. They literally cringe.

Obviously the lesbians in this story aren't hiding their sexuality as lesbians to the op, this obviously isn't the first time op and them have interacted. If they are talking to 12 year old prepubescents I could see why they would do that. If they aren't 12 then my only assumption of the kind of people who would make the threesome assumption would be bro's.

[–]CuriousMidget 2 points3 points ago

Bacon strips sound amazing. Your gay friends are bad, and they should feel bad. Now I'm hungry again.

[–]B_Underscore[S] 29 points30 points ago

I'll try my very hardest

[–]panamaspace 28 points29 points ago

I'll try my very hardest

ಠ_ಠ

[–]mangohabinero 11 points12 points ago

Comon' you've got to give a bit more detail than that. Did you get VD, ruin the friendship, turn her, or yourself to the 'other' team? What?

[–]digitalscale 13 points14 points ago

Well we'd been friends for a couple of years, she had been in a relationship with a friend of mine. After they split up, she moved into a house share with my brother and a few other mutual friends who were at university together. Anyway, everybody finishes uni and moves out apart from her, I needed a place to live and there were spare rooms, so I move in.

Over the course of 6 months or so we become close friends, hang out all the time and get drunk and watch films and shit. Then one fateful day her sister, her sisters boyfriend and her ex (my friend) come round for night of drinking and chilling. We all have a good time and everyone apart from me and my housemate fall asleep, I go to the kitchen to get a drink before heading up to bed, she comes in, we make out and head upstairs. We do the dirty, both pretty wasted so not the best performance from either of us, which I think added to the awkwardness later. Cue the morning, hangover, walk downstairs, everybody knows... Lots of awkwardness, remember it's her sister and her ex-girlfriend... Well the next few days we don't really talk, but her and her ex have a series of explosive arguments, eventually I try to talk to her and it's so fucking awkward, she's pretty fucked up over the shit between her and her ex as they had stayed very close frinds and now that seemed over, she also seemed to want more, I just wanted to laugh it off as a drunken one nighter. She starts acting weird, generally being a cunt to me (I don't blame her she'd been through a lot of shit and I played a big part), so I decide to move out.

We never really spoke again apart from a quick hello when we past each other on the street, which is a shame, because as I said we were great friends up until then. She's now pregnant (not mine!) and with a guy, so I guess maybe I turned her, although I don't see my performance that night turning anyone TBH. I spent the next few months sofa surfing as I couldn't find a place I could afford and haven't slept with a housemate since, which is good seeing as I now live with two guys.

TL;DR: I'm a guy that slept with my lesbian housemate, seriously regretted it and possibly turned her.

Edit: wow I didn't realise how long that was, shit got out of hand.

[–]Leafblight 10 points11 points ago

OP delivered, what can I say, it's not everyday you see that

[–]HullBreach 8 points9 points ago

Sounds to me like the problem wasn't from you being her housemate, or you being a guy, or even from the drunken sex, but because you did it while her sister and ex-gf were there.

I'm not seriously recommending this, but for science we need a control. Therefore, you should sleep with a currently single, sober, lesbian housemate without anyone around to get in the way before I can adequately determine whether it's a bad idea based on nothing but anecdote.

[–]digitalscale 3 points4 points ago

Well I guess I could do it, you know... for science.

[–]SchroedingersSphere 31 points32 points ago

You didn't turn her.

[–]digitalscale 9 points10 points ago

No I seriously doubt it too.

[–]strel1337 5 points6 points ago

Unless you are about to move out.

[–]digitalscale 5 points6 points ago

Yea I had to... which led to 4 months of sofa surfing, which sucked.

[–]Borskey 11 points12 points ago

You tell very shitty stories.

[–]digitalscale 4 points5 points ago

Full version above, still a shitty story, but at least it's a long shitty story.

[–]vpookie 79 points80 points ago

[–]Mi5anthr0pe 27 points28 points ago

I live in a rural town, the only lesbian I see with regularity works at our Mcdonalds in the morning. She sounds like a man, looks like a man, and has never smiled or been cordial to a customer; I enjoy Mcdonalds coffee, but not her. There is no punchline here.

[–]nist87 11 points12 points ago

Well, that's depressing.

[–]Lovtel 12 points13 points ago

She's not the only lesbian in your town. I promise.

[–]bruzie 2 points3 points ago

[–]benchley 4 points5 points ago

At least you don't have to wait in line for punch.

[–]neGlory 21 points22 points ago

I'm a lesbian and even I think this is funny.

[–]the_pissed_off_goose 16 points17 points ago

as a lesbian, that's how i feel every time i'm about to get some lady lovin'

[–]Unknown-PopTart 7 points8 points ago

I was bitten by a goose once.

[–]trampus1 19 points20 points ago

The closest I've came to this is hearing my sister and her boyfriend having a 3 way with his ex-girlfriend. I didn't hate it.

[–]APiousCultist 80 points81 points ago

You really probably should have.

[–]trampus1 36 points37 points ago

I'm pretty sure it was just the other girl I was hearing. Yep. Just her.

[–]APiousCultist 14 points15 points ago

To your sister. To your fucking sister. Literally.

[–]bigsaks5 8 points9 points ago

Hey man, take it easy. I'm sure they were just wrestling.

[–]electrobutter 4 points5 points ago

it was nonsexual and silly

[–]compaq007 26 points27 points ago

'Cause you can recognize your sister's moaning anytime, amiright?

[–]mr_coffee 2 points3 points ago

are these hot lesbians?

[–]littlenooby 0 points1 point ago

What show/movie is this .gif from?

[–]load_already 10 points11 points ago

Clearly I'm super-fucking cool and blasé, but I tried to not listen to the lesbian loving with previous housemates, just as I didn't try to listen to hetero humping. It's a little creepy.

[–]too_many_legs 2 points3 points ago

Cue SRS

[–]TheNewEnnui 3 points4 points ago

[–]Program_These 2 points3 points ago

Dude, they don't hold back either with the moaning. A guy and his girl will usually keep sort of quiet. Not lesbians!

[–]Derpi5 5 points6 points ago

what a ridiculous broad sweeping generalization

[–]dietotaku -1 points0 points ago

i lived with a lesbian couple once, and could often overhear their sexytimes. one of them was morbidly obese and the other was a hipster with an IQ rivaling moldy cauliflower, though, so it wasn't sexy, it was just awkward & uncomfortable.