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[–]Scud000 34 points35 points ago

At first I thought your mechanics are Asians. Then half-way through, oooh, car noises.

[–]tempralanomaly 5 points6 points ago

I laughed way to hard at your comment

[–]hwamil 2 points3 points ago

asian here. same here.

[–]complex_reduction 2 points3 points ago

For fuck's sake, are you "asian" or "same"? Stop toying with our emotions.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I suddenly wants Thai food...

[–]bakedbrown 72 points73 points ago

So a Ping costs around 11.66, a Plunk is around 19.17, a Klunk is about 56.67, Thuds are around 71.67 and Clanks run you near 196.66.

I need to get out of the house sometime.

[–]KevYuuuu 12 points13 points ago

DAMMIT i was going to do that math.

[–]type318 19 points20 points ago

That actually reaches my understanding of cars perfectly :/

[–]Panda_Undies 18 points19 points ago

I wonder what the difference is between a "clank" and a "klank"....

[–]Adultery 22 points23 points ago

clank is a soft noise, klank has some bass to it

[–]complex_reduction 1 point2 points ago

Klank is German.

[–]trevie 17 points18 points ago

More than you can afford.

[–]tekkentool 0 points1 point ago

pal, ferrari.

[–]quique009 5 points6 points ago

The first letter

[–]Slippyy 3 points4 points ago

If you don't know baby, then you can't afford it.

[–]Kiwiteepee 6 points7 points ago

What about SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[–]phuser 3 points4 points ago

Good god that could be anything!

[–]phishf00d 2 points3 points ago

That, you need a vet not a mechanic.

[–]Paulus81 0 points1 point ago

That's just the noise you make when the mechanic bends you over and rapes you.

[–]hoaxium 2 points3 points ago

Someone get Megan Lochte to translate this ASAP.

[–]award07 1 point2 points ago

clank thud klank...story of my life

[–]smifft 0 points1 point ago

That's a rip-off. I know for a fact that a clank-thud-klank is only $275.00

[–]FadedBlaze 1 point2 points ago

Compared to what I usually pay when taking the car to the shop those prices are pretty reasonable

[–]ErroneousDylan -1 points0 points ago

Is it bad that I feel like I'm ordering Asian food? :X

[–]DMSHA -1 points0 points ago

Why is your local mechanic charging for asian names?

[–]unsilentninja -1 points0 points ago

I read this like it was an asian doctors office. the internet has ruined me.

[–]isababa12 -1 points0 points ago

按时风纪扣圣诞节发按时大师傅

[–]goddamnsexualpanda 0 points1 point ago

my car was silent: $1200 D:

[–]louky 1 point2 points ago

How much for click and clack?

[–]Gator_2727 -1 points0 points ago

That's the best and kinda racist sign I've ever seen.

[–]YoucantdothatonTV 0 points1 point ago

Click and Klack isn't offered anymore

[–]thirstyfalcon -3 points-2 points ago

wow, no Asian jokes for " plink - plunk- plink? I am proud of you Reddit!

[–]Jwoey 3 points4 points ago

You were the first to go there.

[–]thirstyfalcon 0 points1 point ago

And I refuse to apologize!

[–]commoninja 0 points1 point ago

That's actually why I came here, but it's no use now...

[–]braunshaver 0 points1 point ago

that doesn't sound like any asian language i know

[–]BonTonVon -2 points-1 points ago

What about "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"?