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[–]SirAdrian0000 2 points3 points ago

Here comes the Plaid Armrest! Watch out bitches.

[–]aphelion789 4 points5 points ago

Red Triforce Edit: Proof

[–]pileoflaundry 2 points3 points ago

Meet.....The Black Doorknob. Oh, you'll get your turn!

[–]samcornwell[S] 0 points1 point ago

Asides from the slightly rude connotations of your superhero name, it's sounds like you're sat in either a very small room or an incredibly awkward position.

[–]Sanglyon 2 points3 points ago

Flesh-colored bug spray ?!

:/

[–]SavingRyansPrvt 3 points4 points ago

white tissue here to wipe you!

[–]samcornwell[S] 1 point2 points ago

Hahah, The Red Sandisk. Obviously some kind of Japanese manga character.

[–]GenericMoniker 1 point2 points ago

Have no fear! The Grey Bottle is here to quench your thirst for justice!

[–]spaceghoti 0 points1 point ago

The Green Computer Mouse is here to save the day!

[–]samcornwell[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure what the most tedious superhero name is. This has to be pretty close to the top right now.

[–]spaceghoti 0 points1 point ago

Well, the instructions said to be honest.

[–]StuntCock 0 points1 point ago

black phone.... does not sound very threatening so lets do Black Razr, that sounds better

[–]KlaraFall 0 points1 point ago

Blue Incredible (my phone).

[–]skittlesaddict 0 points1 point ago

Black Speaker is watching you.

[–]NocSimian 1 point2 points ago

The Black Printer strikes again!

[–]melodylekfull 1 point2 points ago

Black ruler..

[–]adsweeny 1 point2 points ago

Blue Post-It Note.

[–]pnp1224 1 point2 points ago

Red father to the rescue

[–]SimilarImage 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ElAccountoDeBasura 0 points1 point ago

I am... BLUE PLAID PHONE MANMANMANMANMANMAN

[–]ericb45696 0 points1 point ago

Grey Solo Cup will avenge all the things!!

[–]piv0t 0 points1 point ago

Blue Paperclip, rockin' and rollin'

[–]darth_homsar 0 points1 point ago

The Black Wallet

[–]HiddenStar 0 points1 point ago

The White Book! Here to provide all your presidential entertainment, Sir.

[–]MissEmKay 0 points1 point ago

Orange vibrator here to get you off!

[–]jedxix 0 points1 point ago

White wall will stop you!

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[–]heartjuice 0 points1 point ago

"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." (I Timothy 2:11-12)

Why are you still talking?

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[–]samcornwell[S] 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry, the yellow paperclip is here to put a stop to this quarrel!

[–]heartjuice 0 points1 point ago

It's sad someone thinks its okay to tell people they're horrible for getting an abortion at 12yo after they were raped.

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[–]heartjuice 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, do not understand the Bible doesn't allow women to speak thing? You need to stop talking before God gets mad.

[–]heartjuice 0 points1 point ago

According to God, you aren't supposed to be silent. So why are you still talking?

Or do we like to pick and chose what the Bible says? Just how you have premarital sex as well. Guess that's okay to have.

Did you know the Bible says nothing about abortions? Oh wait, of course you don't know. YOU haven't read it, or else you'd SHUT UP and be the subservient woman you're supposed to!

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[–]samcornwell[S] 1 point2 points ago

Is there a rainbow coloured bible superhero round here anywhere? Could do with a bit of help.

[–]heartjuice 0 points1 point ago

She's had more sex than me, who she claims is a baby-killer. She's a real slut for Jesus.

[–]heartjuice 0 points1 point ago

The Bible says nothing about abortion. Did you know that most pregnancies are terminated naturally? You've probably had a few terminated naturally in your own body. Guess God is the biggest murderer of all.

And sorry to say, but you're probably going to Hell for premarital sex, if Hell exists. You can't just pick and choose. Otherwise you have to throw the whole Bible out the window.

Also, why are you still talking?

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[–]heartjuice 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you should just learn to be nicer and stop treating everyone like garbage because you think your religion told you to, especially when you don't follow it word by word yourself.

Also, you're a slut for jesus. You've had sex with more people that someone you consider a "baby-killer" that has never had an abortion.

Stop being so judgmental and hypocritical, you fucking bitch.

[–]TurtleCowz 0 points1 point ago

Blue pillow....