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[–]RSBradly 25 points26 points ago

Instead you turned out like Adam Richman

[–]drunk_otter 3 points4 points ago

Man versus Earbud

[–]lannielan 1 point2 points ago

What if he IS Adam Richman?!

[–]Bluedit5 0 points1 point ago

My thoughts exactly. I was just waiting for him to eat 5,000 of those headphones in one hour...

[–]Drewnation07 36 points37 points ago

First you must buy larger headphones. Then...you have my permission to try.

[–]wezdog1 2 points3 points ago

[–]just_defy 17 points18 points ago

You just copied the top comment on the original post.

[–]theresaviking 0 points1 point ago

I want there to be a function with reddit where you cannot vote unless you go through to the comments. No more would people upvote sensationalist news articles that in the comments are completely disproven, let off people who had made shit up and got caught out by someone who actually looked into it, reposted something put up hours before that wasn't seen or completely fucked over the submission rules for attention.

Either that or some ruthless zorro-like mod who just melts the faces of whoever ordains hundreds of thousands of people with the view of their regurgitated tripe.

God I'm bitter.

[–]cooley945 6 points7 points ago

I was going to do this with my headphones but i do not like the smell of my ears.

[–]desynch 0 points1 point ago

i stopped the moment i heard a pretty hearty *CRACK* from my headphones.

i'd much rather not ruin a good $120 headset to look silly on the internet.

[–]sharthappens 2 points3 points ago

Is that the face he makes underneath? Seems unnecessary.

[–]SilkyBowner 5 points6 points ago

You look like the guy from Man Vs. Food

[–]Urzru 5 points6 points ago

Why not post this in the original thread like everyone else? Shameful karma whoring, OP.

[–]EviliciousAZ 2 points3 points ago

I wouldn't have seen it that way. glad he did this instead

[–]AlexanderHammer 2 points3 points ago

I agree. I too would have missed out on a chuckle or two had OP not made it a separate post. Since this is /r/funny and I found this funny I shall upvote it. People can be so uptight about karma sometimes.

[–]fluffkomix 0 points1 point ago

Can i have a link to the original thread?

[–]Studlogan 1 point2 points ago

Did you have his permission?

[–]lisabadcat 1 point2 points ago

You should try the DIY unknown comic.

[–]Thebendanddip 0 points1 point ago

Having the alien blue app made this picture way too hilarious, I had seen the original post of the Bane mask but when I opened this post I had to scroll down and was not expecting that at all! I have tears from crying from laughing so hard, and I'm alone.

[–]Blazeron 0 points1 point ago

What happens if you try and remove the mask?

[–]D_Fresh 0 points1 point ago

Pretty new here so don't blast me, but what is DIY?

[–]TeeZee2 2 points3 points ago

do it yourself

[–]yeathl -1 points0 points ago

I've been laughing for 20 minutes... that is comic gold!

[–]LessieHippopotamus 0 points1 point ago

What does DIY stand for?

[–]Chrischn89 0 points1 point ago

do it yourself

[–]dszordan 0 points1 point ago

You look a little like Galen Tyrol from BSG.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galen_Tyrol

[–]babakitz 0 points1 point ago

this is pretty random, but today I've cried twice and have been writhing in pain from a flare up of a chronic pain issue I've been dealing with for quite some time. This post made me smirk, not laugh out loud, or even chuckle, but it got me to smirk and that meant a lot:)

[–]xXxSpookyxXx 0 points1 point ago

Lil Bayne

[–]yangx 0 points1 point ago

Your scrunched up face reminds me of Salamanca

[–]soilyoilydoily 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit, the bottom guy's face is ENORMOUS!!

[–]smallzilla 0 points1 point ago

My friend's kid brother tried doing the same, but instead he used an athletic supporter and duck tape

[–]IAmAchickenAMA 0 points1 point ago

Your face is so adorably fat.

[–]Hooly23 0 points1 point ago

I like this guy. Tons and tons.

[–]Zinthorr 0 points1 point ago

Sennheiser 518 ftw.

[–]SpooneyKameGuru 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop laughing at this... Spot on, good sir. Spot on!

[–]TheHankinator 0 points1 point ago

And then did you have to rush off to eat the world's spiciest chicken wings?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What a stupid attempt at being funny

[–]Wacocaine 0 points1 point ago

"I don't know man, those earbuds look pretty small."

"For you..."

[–]Eddwardo 1 point2 points ago

Excellent attempt!

[–]RedditorZim 1 point2 points ago

Nailed it.

[–]ParrotHere -2 points-1 points ago

This guy. This fucking guy. Is badass.

[–]vlovesf -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks op looks like the guy from Man vs. Food?

[–]BrorannasaursRex 0 points1 point ago

DIY earbud in the mouth, Bro.

[–]EviliciousAZ -1 points0 points ago

oh god this made me laugh.