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[–]quikniq 54 points55 points ago

back when you could sit on a chair and have a smoke with your cock out.

[–]PlayingWithCum 6 points7 points ago

That is one big chicken.

[–]kilar277 5 points6 points ago

Maybe it's just a very small child.

[–]toastyblanket 2 points3 points ago

Smoking will do that.

[–]overusedoxymoron -2 points-1 points ago

Came in, saw the comments, loled, passed out upvotes.

[–]FONDLE_MY_NOSE 20 points21 points ago

Just you, a kid, and a cock.

[–]Beriadan 23 points24 points ago

You forgot to mention the fag.

[–]BBQCopter 5 points6 points ago

And the leggings.

[–]Skizzik9575 22 points23 points ago

Sucking on fags and playing with cocks?

[–]sketchy12314 13 points14 points ago

If you're old enough to work in a coal mine you're old enough to enjoy a smoke.

[–]qu4d 4 points5 points ago

Everything looks so classy in black and white.

[–]lilvoice32 2 points3 points ago

Is that chicken wearing an ankle bracelet?

[–]BBQCopter 25 points26 points ago

He tied an onion to his belt (which was the style of the time).

[–]Ekiph 1 point2 points ago

You cant brand a chicken like cattle, you have to know which belongs who.

[–]Peconz 3 points4 points ago

A time when all a kid needed was a fag and a chicken and he was happy.

[–]jazzman_testifies 1 point2 points ago

Someone has to say it, what the hell is wrong with his hand? Does he have a hoof?

[–]jazzman_testifies -1 points0 points ago

Doh I see it now

[–]kiakitty 2 points3 points ago

Don't get between a man and his chicken.

[–]duBiYou 0 points1 point ago

I cant tell if his arms are cross... Or he only has 1 long arm That attaches to his other shoulder...

[–]papo196 2 points3 points ago

love this picture!!!

[–]Skadooshed 2 points3 points ago

Haha that's been the background on my phone for almost a year now.

[–]VeryRarePear 2 points3 points ago

Definitely a cock smoker

[–]Stee_B 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for bringing this back into my life.

[–]moz_moz 0 points1 point ago

I would watch the movie

[–]Ominaeo -1 points0 points ago

What a cocksmoker.

[–]Khiraji 0 points1 point ago

That is an enormous cock. I know the kid is quite young, but still - that's an unusually large cock.

[–]JudgeJBS 1 point2 points ago

Who's the genius that put the tap dancing shoes on him? Well done sir

[–]aradicalpanda 0 points1 point ago

I used this same picture as my profile picture on FB for the longest time. :)

[–]dausman 0 points1 point ago

English teacher wants a 4 page essay explaining this photo.

[–]shaker28 0 points1 point ago

It was a better time. A time when men were men, women were women, children were also men, and chickens were pets.

[–]joseph775 0 points1 point ago

Would you label this picture " Cock Smoker"

[–]geoemt 0 points1 point ago

[–]jessiegaul 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for the title.

[–]Nukarama 0 points1 point ago

"We didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose us."

[–]jason_steakums 0 points1 point ago

"Oh, you don't got the money? You say you need more time? Listen, I understand, I feel for ya, I really do. But my friend Mr. Clucks, here, he ain't blessed with a heart of gold like me, an' I'm not sure how much longer I can convince him to keep a cool head. What say the three of us go take a walk back to your place, maybe see if you got some loose change layin' around that mighta slipped your mind..."

[–]Dontinquire 0 points1 point ago

What a cocksmoker.

[–]guyver_dio 0 points1 point ago

Least I have chicken

[–]DoctorNotSoHorrible 0 points1 point ago

Clearly he is having a midlife crisis...

[–]Calebcummings 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh back in the day. Em wer the good times

[–]nintendo65 0 points1 point ago

This was my facebook profile pic for a long time. A boy and his cock is also the title of my memoirs.

[–]SireSpanky 0 points1 point ago

Learn the secret toddlers don't want you to know to getting a massive cock by following this one simple rule...

[–]Agonzy 0 points1 point ago

back when kids used to have a single, connected arm instead of two

[–]apoutwest 0 points1 point ago

This picture proves that reddit existed long before "reddit".

[–]2Kool4Cool 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh! His right hand is a hoof!

[–]wacko9001 -1 points0 points ago

Is that Neil Patrick Harris?

[–]QuantumTycoon -2 points-1 points ago

TIL What the Fonz looked like as a kid.

[–]expertonbreasts 0 points1 point ago

Rocking out with his cock out.

[–]PNWSam -3 points-2 points ago

Too bad I already saw this a week ago on Reddit.