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[–]Michael369 72 points73 points ago

That makes you the "ugly stranger".

[–]nTel 6 points7 points ago

Exactly what I thought.

[–]indermann 27 points28 points ago

Probably exactly how Tiger Woods felt before getting caught cheating

[–]bitethemuffin 22 points23 points ago

I don't think very many people here can relate

[–]jsellout 7 points8 points ago

Including OP.

[–]l4mpSh4d3 1 point2 points ago

SLAMMO

[–]Mr__Random 17 points18 points ago

twist the hot girl is your cousin

[–]slashslashs 3 points4 points ago

twist you're howard wolowitz

[–]Vizjun 3 points4 points ago

doesnt matter, had sex

[–]Shades00300 0 points1 point ago

Twist #4: no condom was used....

[–]Convert_to_Metal 0 points1 point ago

Doesnt matter; still legal

[–]TaxExempt 0 points1 point ago

Unless you are in Sweden.

[–]Nicky_Rodeo 2 points3 points ago

Twist the cousin recently had a sex change.

[–]artiikz -1 points0 points ago

Directed by M. Knight Shamalamadingdong. What a twist.

[–]kevinpilgrim -1 points0 points ago

I never spell his name correctly lol

[–]Droskii -5 points-4 points ago

And I though I was the only one who called him this! Edit: well then....

[–]vashed -2 points-1 points ago

Another twist: you're only cousins by marriage.

[–]hynson 6 points7 points ago

[–]DeaconSage 4 points5 points ago

I love the irony of the Tiger post.

[–]NumblyBumbly 4 points5 points ago

This is how I imagine I would feel after waking up next to a hot girl after drunk sex. Then I would call my mom and tell her I'd finally become a man.

[–]austin713 13 points14 points ago

Lets be honest. this never actually happens does it?

[–]ProfProphet713 6 points7 points ago

I've never understood this. Why would you drink so much you can't remember? #nogame

[–]akaSpac3 1 point2 points ago

It is not that you don't remember, but rather he/she turns out to be actually hot rather than hot while drunk.

[–]ProfProphet713 0 points1 point ago

I like to make sure BEFORE I leave the bar, but I guess that's just me.

[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 9 points10 points ago

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[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 7 points8 points ago

I was just suggesting subreddits that might also be enjoyed by people who like this kind of post. http://i.imgur.com/BCKJd.gif

[–]zoidberg1339 1 point2 points ago

Flying lawnmower? Jolly good. Splendid .gif, sir.

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[–]HIFW_GIFs_React_ 11 points12 points ago

Good try, but the karma train left the station half an hour ago. Good luck with your "sarcasm", Eckus.

[–]KySnow 6 points7 points ago

Haha some REAL karma.

[–]noawesomenameneeded 2 points3 points ago

Pictures, or it didn't happen

[–]kingdionysus 0 points1 point ago

Good use of tiger there... Cause he probably knows the feeling very well.

[–]Skizzik9575 4 points5 points ago

About as uncommon as Tiger sinking a putt right?

[–]stinknamazing 3 points4 points ago

Tigers reaction when he doesn't get a disease from his 50 million whores

[–]wisehunter 2 points3 points ago

you. are. a. virgin.

[–]Avaisraging439 2 points3 points ago

This one is better NSFW http://i.imgur.com/hYCu6.gif

[–]ConMan77 0 points1 point ago

My god that is amazing

[–]pmarani -1 points0 points ago

This only ever happens when I am dating a hot girl.

[–]GoWithItGirl 1 point2 points ago

If you were that drunk then the sex probably wasn't very impressive and you should feel bad.

[–]Vraie 1 point2 points ago

I think you mean "This Is How I WOULD Feel" if that were to ever happen.

[–]alfalfa1985 0 points1 point ago

Never felt that way. Someday.

[–]lillasnigeln 0 points1 point ago

what i like most about that, is the people in the background cheering for you!

[–]thebunyhunter 0 points1 point ago

You could have just had a still picture of Tiger Woods.

[–]jxbobak 1 point2 points ago

Are these girls by chance pancake waitresses?

[–]YouSmellLikeBurning 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how beer goggles translate into hangover goggles.

[–]zejjez 1 point2 points ago

Drunk sex...bringing STDs to you since, well, forever.

[–]For__Science 0 points1 point ago

[–]madplayshd 0 points1 point ago

Does this happen.. hm often? Waking up next to girls? Just trying to get a normal value for morningwakingupnexttogirls/mornings.

[–]cycling_chef 0 points1 point ago

Then you wake up amiright?

[–]Buttmunch420 0 points1 point ago

im sure Tiger felt the same way

[–]aceofpayne 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel whenever I wake up next to my girlfriend

[–]Stuckinsidemycar 0 points1 point ago

Somewhat belongs in /r/reactiongifs

[–]wenie288 0 points1 point ago

How you feel when you have drunkin sex with a fat ass http://i.imgur.com/7a6qe.gif

[–]stadel 0 points1 point ago

Made me think of this

[–]zarilix 0 points1 point ago

The irony of this .gif is hilarious XD

[–]Decyde -3 points-2 points ago

And they let you keep the little comb that you rake the crabs out the next day.

[–]AdaAstra -3 points-2 points ago

Until she screams rape and how you got her drunk.

[–]beefinbed -2 points-1 points ago

that feel bro, I know it.

[–]IM_Swooptech -3 points-2 points ago

why does it matter if neither of you can probably remember doing it...