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[–]nolongerilurk 520 points521 points ago

[–]efremigio 30 points31 points ago

[–]DonaldJDarko 1 point2 points ago

I have never laughed so hard in my life :'D

[–]alphalaz 168 points169 points ago

Link was already purple. What am I doing whit my life?

[–]noathe 57 points58 points ago

You're obviously not spending too much time coming up with tough questions and the answer here is "You're browsing Reddit".

What do I win? ;)

[–]ClockStalker 67 points68 points ago

/u/noathe: Analyzing 305 comments and submissions over the last 189 days

Hypothesized location: Eastern North America

Lente hora, celeriter anni

[–]TheNr24 43 points44 points ago

Oh do me do me!

[–]SoManyNinjas 106 points107 points ago

I'll do you

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]TheNr24 54 points55 points ago

Fair enough, I'd just like to be done. (◉ ‿ ◉)

[–]I_Demand_A_Soda 32 points33 points ago

Rare, medium, or well?

[–]thisguykills 53 points54 points ago

HARD

[–]Reesch 13 points14 points ago

With extra sauce.

[–]TheNr24 5 points6 points ago

medium rare please

[–]fps6 18 points19 points ago

Let him do Apostolate.

[–]johnsmcjohn 19 points20 points ago

The bot would explode.

[–]TheNr24 6 points7 points ago

I'll let him.

[–]Means_Joules 5 points6 points ago

It answered questions you didn't even ask! What does it win?

[–]noathe 14 points15 points ago

My everlasting paranoia! Hurray! ಠ_ಠ

[–]Infin1ty 6 points7 points ago

Do me next

[–]noathe 10 points11 points ago

I had no idea this existed and honestly it's a little creepy.

Do you think it might be because I said the word time in the comment?

[–]therndoby 4 points5 points ago

i'm not sure, it did me and guessed the wrong time zone

[–]Infin1ty 2 points3 points ago

It uses UTC for the time zone

[–]alphalaz 24 points25 points ago

[–]noathe 7 points8 points ago

Then I gladly accept. Thank you very much sir.

[–]Forever_Stoopit 2 points3 points ago

Ecce Corcovado!

[–]bpi89 11 points12 points ago

Nice Frame

[–]ForgettableUsername 4 points5 points ago

What they missed is that Mr. Bean's theme song is Ecce Homo qui est faba.

[–]paddypunk 781 points782 points ago

It's Jesus!!

[–]Actually_JesusChrist 806 points807 points ago

I'm offended.

[–]TheRealBlackJesus 550 points551 points ago

Me too.

[–]boojieboy 122 points123 points ago

Now kiss

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 103 points104 points ago

Now cup his balls.

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal 53 points54 points ago

Annnd, THRUST!

[–]Carl_Wheathers 30 points31 points ago

What? Are we allowed to use this reference?

[–]jcpearce 31 points32 points ago

OMG, I loved you in The Empire Strikes Back!

[–]Carl_Wheathers 30 points31 points ago

Obviously you're not a golfer...

[–]Retawtrams 14 points15 points ago

Almost disappointed that there isn't that Mike Tyson "Now Kith" pic yet.

[–]scuzzman 17 points18 points ago

You shouldn't be. I'm pretty sure we've all seen that picture.

[–]sliverworm 22 points23 points ago

[–]TheBlackJesus 43 points44 points ago

No, I'm the real black jesus.

[–]Twl1 27 points28 points ago

JESUS FIGHT!

[–]thinkinggrenades 67 points68 points ago

SUNDAY, SUNDAY SUNDAY! Three way fight between Actually_JesusChrist, TheRealBlackJesus, and TheBlackJesus! The fight will determine who is once and for all are real lord and savior! YOU'LL BUY THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!!!!!

[–]Wafflemao 11 points12 points ago

What? The other guy is clearly the real black Jesus because he got 'real' in his name.

[–]Reddit_Jesus 9 points10 points ago

Seriously

[–]JesusAChrist 41 points42 points ago

Me as well!

[–]TheFecalJesus 24 points25 points ago

Hey guise!

[–]lithiumdaze 62 points63 points ago

You are the shittiest Jesus.

[–]Majordiarrhea 4 points5 points ago

I kneel down to thee oh shitty one.

[–]ElectricSpoon75 3 points4 points ago

Wait if you can't even get JesusHChrist right, you really expect us to believe you're in competition with the rest of the guys?

[–]JesusAChrist 4 points5 points ago

Competition? Got a problem with the middle name Aloysius? Know what your problem is? Your a bigot against Christfolks. Thats right, I said it. Bigot.

[–]topropebob 51 points52 points ago

If i was actually jesus i would be too.

[–]I_AM_NOT_JESUS 9 points10 points ago

I'm not.

[–]BadgerGecko 46 points47 points ago

Comment jacking, be sure to give the Original poster some Karma Here is original

[–]drmyk78 3 points4 points ago

*retard jesus.

[–]thatsmyaibo 21 points22 points ago

[–]AngryEnt 33 points34 points ago

Yes, that is the reference.

[–]infinitum17 5 points6 points ago

ecce homo!

[–]Redditokki 291 points292 points ago

To: IAM_NO_MAN

From: Redditokki

Subject: X-Post

Thank you for sharing my picture. I am glad that it is being shared. :) (no i'm not being a smart ass/sarcastic about this, or the "someone reposted my picture and is stealing all my karma-please downvote the other guy!!!" bullshit. Reddit made my Friday. Thank you!

Love, Redditokki

[–]FrauMimimi 36 points37 points ago

You are a true artist! Can't stop laughing! Might try to copy this for Carnival, Christmas, Easter... or do the look for everyday make up.

[–]Redditokki 22 points23 points ago

Please do! and share!

[–]FrauMimimi 4 points5 points ago

I will!

[–]OooLaLaLauren 29 points30 points ago

Seriously, you did a great job. Brought me a lot of laughter. I wish you were getting all the karma for this. Sure, they are just imaginary internet numbers, but you earned your imaginary internet numbers!

[–]Redditokki 28 points29 points ago

Thanks! I'm just happy that it made some people happy and it made my Friday Happy! :D

[–]NZNewsboy 8 points9 points ago

LOVE it. Great job Redditokki!

[–]nefariousity 2 points3 points ago

Sweet pic dude, keep it up!

PS. If you add some more blank lines, your post might look more like an email/letter ;)

[–]Redditokki 13 points14 points ago

I tried. I failed.

[–]Redditokki 2 points3 points ago

Got it!

[–]imbignate 333 points334 points ago

for those who don't get the joke:

...

[–]InterstellarPancake 114 points115 points ago

I don't get why they added a Twinkie to the bottom.

[–]SNAAAAAAAAAKE 173 points174 points ago

Twinkie? All I see is a Swiss roll-up.

[–]mattbluesman 39 points40 points ago

What is a Swiss roll up?

is it like a Swiss cake roll?

[–]nefariousity 16 points17 points ago

I was very disappointed that this wasn't deliciously animated. ಠ_ಠ

[–]FridayNightHoops 10 points11 points ago

There I am, living in Switzerland since twenty years and never tasted a 'Swiss roll'. There's a good marketing guy somewhere.

[–]Scruge 4 points5 points ago

you need to get out more. there are Swiss rolls everywhere there.

right?

[–]FridayNightHoops 8 points9 points ago

They grow on trees probably.

[–]srd178 29 points30 points ago

looks like a cinnamon roll before cutting to me.

[–]SpliffTherapist 7 points8 points ago

Blasphemer! It's obviously a ho-ho!

[–]DoctorMiracles 3 points4 points ago

Looks like a taco. MMhhh, tacos.

[–]AaronM09 2 points3 points ago

Takitos

[–]feckyooworld 4 points5 points ago

Taquitos...

[–]ladiscospeider 66 points67 points ago

I still don't get it. What is it supposed to mean?

[–]bigbobo33 137 points138 points ago

Some old women tried to restore a damaged fresco on her own and realized she dun goofed and told people about it.

[–]robotikempire 25 points26 points ago

"maybe no one will notice...."

[–]Reesch 54 points55 points ago

[–]shokker 21 points22 points ago

You boys messed up my dollar....rama!

[–]thats_a_risky_click 22 points23 points ago

[–]alphanovember 2 points3 points ago

This is the first time I've seen a relatively popular web site use the Liveleak player.

[–]Anshin 9 points10 points ago

No, a goof is a small, innocent mistake

Bitch done fucked up

[–]WordsNotToLiveBy 3 points4 points ago

[–]Dungrove_Elder 5 points6 points ago

Theres no way that was an accident.

[–]bouchard 22 points23 points ago

It was an intentional act by an unskilled amateur.

[–]ForgettableUsername 6 points7 points ago

Like I said, this was no accident. Somebody did this intentionally. It wasn't just a confluence of random events.

[–]sufrt 6 points7 points ago

if you didn't get the joke from the OP i'm not sure this is gonna help

[–]Something_Wicker 2 points3 points ago

It looks like something from a Guillermo del Toro film.

[–]poopsrainbows 117 points118 points ago

Every time I think about this story, it makes me laugh out loud. I just imagine some old spanish lady doing her best, concentrating really hard on this painting of Jesus, with good intentions to make it look better. She's finally finished after all this hard work, steps away from the canvas and looks at the painting and says "Nailed It!".

[–]SirCannonFodder 12 points13 points ago

Actually, she never finished it, she realised she was way out of her depth before she did.

[–]chka 21 points22 points ago

I just imagine Mr Bean...

[–]DignifiedDingo 23 points24 points ago

Viva la restoration!

[–]FreeTheHouseElves 20 points21 points ago

Please go on chatroulette like this.

[–]meliko 43 points44 points ago

Jesus Christ, that's scary!

[–]Jonny_Watts 2 points3 points ago

Oh God, you're not kidding.

[–]bunnyssbear 13 points14 points ago

Alright, who tried to restore your face?

[–]luigip 11 points12 points ago

[–]WhitePostIt 33 points34 points ago

I can see where her eyes are supposed to be, but the mouth confuses me. Before/After pic? Progress pics would be even better!

[–]Redditokki 95 points96 points ago

I'm Asian. me that's me. My original post can be found at clicky Funny to read these posts. :)

[–]SpliffTherapist 37 points38 points ago

I'm Asian

...seemed very out of left field before I actually read your comment.

[–]broden 3 points4 points ago

I guess it's to prepare you?

[–]orangesine 5 points6 points ago

I clicked on your link but it took me to reddit.

Where is clicky? I tried three times. I'm an idiot.

[–]pointplankn 8 points9 points ago

you want to see this Asian very badly, huh?

[–]ForgettableUsername 2 points3 points ago

Asians just have confusing mouths, then?

[–]disenchanted_youth 15 points16 points ago

It might be possible to reverse this. I'm going to go home and try to, in Photoshop....

If I was to hazard a guess right off the bat, the person in the picture is of Asian / Latino ethnicity.

[–]Redditokki 20 points21 points ago

Now I wish I didn't post my picture. I wanted to see what you would've done for some good laughs! Don't downvote! Encourage him/her!

[–]disenchanted_youth 8 points9 points ago

Haha that was unexpected :D I really was going to go home after work and try to recreate your face. I did take a look at your picture though, but I'll try my best to not let it affect the recreation.....

[–]professional_here 3 points4 points ago

Why do you think they are Asian/Latino? There is really no way to tell. Her eyes and mouth are covered up with some type of makeup and drawn somewhere else.

[–]disenchanted_youth 8 points9 points ago

I made an educated guess from the shape of the nose, and the skin tone.

You can see where her actual eyes are in the picture if you look closely enough.... It's those patchy areas below the fake eyes. I visualized eyes there and kind of 'built' her actual face in my head.

I admit I might be wrong, though :)

[–]Redditokki 10 points11 points ago

No you're right. ;)

[–]Today_is_Thursday 16 points17 points ago

I SEE IT. PLEASE CONVERT ME.

[–]SamReidn 8 points9 points ago

Load up Amnesia

Steam taking long to launch game

Go on reddit while its loading

Click on this pic and it opens up fullscreen

Amnesia opens up.

Play amnesia

Get scared shitless

Ragequit

This.

Fullscreen.

[–]IAmFunnyAMA 7 points8 points ago

It's 2:44 AM with my lights turned off, and that is so fucking scary.

[–]FCOS 8 points9 points ago

Every time I see this depiction of Jesus all I think of is "That's what he would look like as a burn victim"

[–]dpmad 4 points5 points ago

Is the same lady that restored that painting?

[–]Redditokki 3 points4 points ago

BOO!

[–]wittyjulia 3 points4 points ago

For those of you still wondering how this person created this, I'm guessing they placed liquid latex or wax over their eyes, then drew on the eyes with a sharpie or liquid eyeliner. I believe they did this to the lips as well.

I was staring at this pic for a really long time trying to figure out if it was the side of his/her face or the back of their head. Anyone else have this problem?

[–]Redditokki 25 points26 points ago

I stuck tissue on my eyes and lips. I've never done special effects makeup... ever. It's the front of my face and I took my hair in a ponytail, stuck the tail on top of my head and secured it with a hairband. All the features were done with regular makeup. Just got creative.

[–]unf3lde0m 4 points5 points ago

I won't stop laughing from this for a long time :))

[–]vikkihurrell 12 points13 points ago

Nah thats her real face.

[–]Redditokki 31 points32 points ago

It is. You should see me WITHOUT makeup. Scary as shit.

[–]skinnergy 3 points4 points ago

Modiglianiesque.

[–]ex99125b 2 points3 points ago

BRAVO...well done!

[–]shiningPate 0 points1 point ago

That make-up artist is an amateur Don't give them the restoration contract!

[–]HighLigerBimBam 0 points1 point ago

Best laughter i had since a long time!

[–]VirSaturnA 0 points1 point ago

This strikes me as utterly brilliant.

[–]Abusive_Gorilla 1 point2 points ago

http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000028993152-upb63m-crop.jpg?4893871

Tilt your head in the other direction if you'd be so kind...

[–]RedditLG -1 points0 points ago

There's this great contraction out and there're a lot of people using it. I suggest you try it out. It's really simple, just write/type/or say "they're" where you would usually use "there's" improperly, and voila! Instant unidiotic English! Your smart phone will even know where to put the apostrophe in case it's too confusing for you! :)

[–]richbrown 2 points3 points ago

I think we've found this years Halloween costume.

[–]yourparentsrdivorced 0 points1 point ago

it looks like brian peppers...

[–]MotharChoddar 1 point2 points ago

Return the slab, or suffer my curse!

[–]latarian 0 points1 point ago

I've been seeing that face a lot on reddit lately, but I missed the original post regarding it, could someone please fill me in?

[–]Poedditor -1 points0 points ago

Sweet Jesus.

[–]iamgaben -1 points0 points ago

Jesus Christ, Marie.

[–]eetMOARcatz -1 points0 points ago

Oh god it freaks me out that he taped over his eyes.

edit: she.

[–]GoodAaron -1 points0 points ago

"Mr. Curator, the Modigliani paintings are coming to life again."

[–]SpaceGrape 1 point2 points ago

Is that a wireless speaker?

[–]Redditokki 4 points5 points ago

No... just a wired speaker.

[–]BerriBasket -1 points0 points ago

My grammar senses are tingling.

[–]Tuigenhoofd409 -1 points0 points ago

Sexy.

[–]reifier 0 points1 point ago

So the art curatior in this relevant bean: Whistler's mother clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NQevyIy8hzs#!

is the same art guy from Ghostbusters II:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP2JPwbtq0g

[–]leukos -1 points0 points ago

I have no idea what I'm looking at.

[–]BassCreat0r -1 points0 points ago

I'm scared, hold me!

[–]CoffeeIsMyConstant -1 points0 points ago

Just needs the cinnabon™ arm to complete the look.

[–]ewest -1 points0 points ago

Okay, this is freaky.

[–]dylyn 0 points1 point ago

If you are as confused as I was, this will help

[–]bmollberg -1 points0 points ago

So what is this face even from? I missed a day on reddit..

[–]rcgarcia 0 points1 point ago

Poor artist-grandma. He She recently was hospitalized because of the trauma it caused on her. Or so the news said.

[–]Jonny_Watts 3 points4 points ago

What is even sadder is that she changed gender multiple times throughout the typing of your comment.

[–]AL_E_P 0 points1 point ago

looks like a mask with well done makeup

[–]trumasamune -1 points0 points ago

At first I thought it was the main character in Journey.

For reference purposes

[–]rdldr1 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Ruined Jesus Fresco.

[–]MoMoSahn 1 point2 points ago

If I had balls, I'm pretty sure they would have leapt up into my stomach.

But since I own a vag, it just merely trembled in terror.

[–]tehgreatist 0 points1 point ago

what the hell is going on here?

[–]fullmetalsolid 0 points1 point ago

Thats not even his final form

[–]JamoWRage 1 point2 points ago

Meet Jesus. Your move, /r/atheism.

[–]killakl 0 points1 point ago

To be honest, what am I looking at?

[–]autunno 0 points1 point ago

isn't this more of a /r/funny than /r/wtf?

[–]MWozz 0 points1 point ago

I was saying to myself, "Hahaha! What a funny post! Upvote fo-wait. This is /r/WTF." No upvote for you.

[–]DenominatorX 1 point2 points ago

I wish I could upvote this 1000 times.

[–]dragonella 0 points1 point ago

Second Coming!

[–]ZipLineAttack 1 point2 points ago

The resemblance to this is striking...

[–]bradargent 0 points1 point ago

[–]rasta_lion 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, I was redditing and got up to go to the bathroom and missed this whole face thing. Can someone please explain?

[–]solarian 0 points1 point ago

Amateur plastic surgeon?

[–]buttsplice 0 points1 point ago

chad warden?

[–]avsb514 1 point2 points ago

He has risen, check mate atheists

[–]redt6 1 point2 points ago

She looks like a girl from that show on National geographic channel American hutterites

[–]Satanz666 -1 points0 points ago

Lol!!

[–]Persianseven 0 points1 point ago

pretty sure its a mask and also a reference to the shitty redrawn jesus xD

[–]usernaam333 0 points1 point ago

Looks like kabuki

[–]WookiesNeedLoveToo 1 point2 points ago

Now if i may ask, what part of your dome is that?