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[–]Saudiaggie 30 points31 points ago

If NPH is the last man left to repopulate the earth then it's game over.

[–]seanrm 11 points12 points ago

See that's where you're wrong, its not NPH, its Barney Stinson. They're opposite

[–]Spr09 7 points8 points ago

Awesome gay man by day...

Legen (wait for it) dary womanizer by night...

[–]couldntcantbe 0 points1 point ago

Yeah man, Neil Patrick Harris is "legendary wait for it Dary"

[–]seanrm 0 points1 point ago

LEGEN... wait for it, and I hope you're not allergic to dairy because the next part is... DARY

[–]Pargelenis 9 points10 points ago

He impregnates women by breathing into their ears.

[–]couldntcantbe 0 points1 point ago

It started with a whisper...

[–]RustBrotherOne 1 point2 points ago

now would that be considered legitimate or non legitimate? She got pregnant, but I'm sure god hates ear pregnancies.

Also, this is a joke. Don't kill me.

[–]Pargelenis 1 point2 points ago

NPH=legit

[–]RustBrotherOne 1 point2 points ago

I just read your user name and my dyslexia had a meltdown.

[–]Leroy_J 1 point2 points ago

lol, The only one that has sense.

You win! (An upvote!)

[–]yungjaf 2 points3 points ago

The last man on earth... Is gay.

Humanity is screwed; the world's surviving women are not.

[–]Mrluigi7910 24 points25 points ago

First time I've seen it.

[–]karmahameha -4 points-3 points ago

Another repost. Surprise, surprise.

[–]Purple_Drank 7 points8 points ago

I too, am Legend Dary.

[–]Chexonfire 5 points6 points ago

Dairy.

Legend Milk.

[–]GigaPuddi 1 point2 points ago

Totally a photoshop. He'd be wearing a suit.

[–]SugarbearSID 3 points4 points ago

This makes no sense. Why wouldn't it be Legend ary? Who upvotes this crap?

[–]AzuraBlitz 7 points8 points ago

It's a reference to 'How I Met Your Mother'.

[–]stewiefet 1 point2 points ago

Yes, we all get the reference, the point is, why is is stupidly misspelled?

[–]Apostropartheid 1 point2 points ago

Because it's said "LEGEN—wait for it—DARY", and that would look bloody stupid...

[–]preske -1 points0 points ago

anyone have a version that isn't made on a potato?

[–]CustomizeMyFrontPage -1 points0 points ago

But... TWO D's...

[–]jsake 0 points1 point ago

And, seeing as in the book he's a blonde haired blued eyed gentlemen, this could have been a feasible casting choice.

[–]Bloop123 -1 points0 points ago

And another repost.

[–]myteddyhurts 0 points1 point ago

I absolutely adore you for posting this.

[–]Xylight -1 points0 points ago

Isn't it Legen Dary Not Legend Dary

[–]thatsthejokeguys -1 points0 points ago

Please explain why you formatted your comment in that way.

[–]V-mafia 0 points1 point ago

All he needs is a ducky tie!

[–]jesse950 0 points1 point ago

Ahh! Love it! Watch this show all the time :)

[–]ruby1540 0 points1 point ago

7 seasons actually.

[–]iconography853 0 points1 point ago

While its not in my top ten list by any stretch, I do watch it so I'll try to answer.

[–]ErroneousDylan 0 points1 point ago

"Legenddary"

[–]Fluoroantimonic 0 points1 point ago

i dont think this fagg has it in him to face zombies and survive!

[–]rosstheboss47 0 points1 point ago

Repost motha fucka

[–]Siethron 0 points1 point ago

And you better not be lactose intolerant because the second half of the word is dairy.

[–]BlueMieux 8 points9 points ago

Lack toast and tolerant.

[–]Hedgery 1 point2 points ago

How is this still getting upvotes, this is pretty old.

[–]applewagon -5 points-4 points ago

Would someone explain the appeal of How I Met Your Mother? Its so unfunny that its unbearable to watch.

[–]TheArtofXan 4 points5 points ago

While its not in my top ten list by any stretch, I do watch it so I'll try to answer:

  1. Barney Stinson being an unapologetic narcissist. In the same vein as Curb Your Enthusiasm and Seinfeld, he gets to speak/act in a completely uncensored way, but does so without being a shlubby character.

  2. Barney Stinson's love of suits. He's an example that its ok to be a well-dressed man, without any negative flack for it, which I find to be a rarity in the sitcom genre (Jeff Winger from community is another good example)

  3. Lily is the wife/girlfriend a lot of guys would kill for. She constantly breaks stereotypes, and often gets more wild than her mostly, harmless husband.

  4. Canada Jokes. I'm Canadian and I love the way the Canada mocking almost comes across as a backhanded slap against the audience itself. Like South Park, but with a wider range of stereotypical traits

  5. Everybody hates Ted. Its something we all have in common.

  6. Sandwiches/Dopplegangers.

There's more, but I don't feel like writing anymore.

[–]Rendaril 5 points6 points ago

Some people find certain things funny. Trying to explain why you find something funny is like trying to explain why you like certain tastes of food. I hate spicy food, my brother loves spicy food. How is he supposed to tell me why he likes it? It's just inherent to the person. If you don't like something then just move on.

[–]ravenfire47 -1 points0 points ago

It originally had cultural value. It had a ton of inside jokes and it was hugely relatable. As well as that it was genuinely funny and charming. As it gets on in seasons everyone has gotten tired of it including the cast and crew. Now it's an empty shell of it's former self. Presently its a show that has out stayed its welcome because NBC just wanted to keep pushing it. It needs to die with whatever dignity is left.

[–]armchair_pessimist -3 points-2 points ago

It's fucking stu -- wait for it -- pid.

[–]spiederman 0 points1 point ago

And still nobody notices that legenddary isnt a word

[–]Rendaril 0 points1 point ago

Have you seen the other posts? That's all anybody is commenting about.

[–]zeymad -2 points-1 points ago

THIS NEEDS TO BE A MOVIE UPVOTE!

[–]Dyslexic_Baby -2 points-1 points ago

I am Legend Dary? More like I am Legend Ary.

[–]Aadriak -2 points-1 points ago

Yea okay there buddy, this isn't 2010 anymore

[–]La_Tortuga -1 points0 points ago

I am pretty sure if Barney was the last person alive he would still suit up...

[–]gr3n3gsnsam -1 points0 points ago

no.

[–]prump1 -2 points-1 points ago

man, i thought of that joke myself like a year ago, i hate it when frontpage material goes right through you.

[–]BrankSpankingNew -4 points-3 points ago

I am legend, hope your not lactose-intolerant, DAIRY!

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[–]WhiteMorganFreeman -2 points-1 points ago

No, as the post is reffering to Barney Stinson who is 100% not gay

[–]Leroy_J 0 points1 point ago

But the actor 100%, is.

Legendary, hardly. Fabulous? Definitelyyyyyyyyyyy!