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Poor guy was just trying to relax (i.imgur.com)

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[–]skates90 72 points73 points ago

Oh yeah, he was just trying to relax. On the edge of an otherwise empty mattress. With his eyes open. And when it was all over, he stares in the opposite direction of all the commotion, which (conveniently) is exactly where the camera is.

If this guy was trying to relax, I've got some stuff to sell you.

[–]Wheelchairdawg 13 points14 points ago

Do you have any snake oil?

[–]skates90 3 points4 points ago

You know, I just might. Give me a minute, I'll check the kitc- the storeroom. Meanwhile you should look at my other wares, like this book on how to be a psychic or these miraculous homeopathy pills.

[–]Wheelchairdawg 2 points3 points ago

I need some aging pills for me and wrinkle cream for the old lady, we need to look and feel like we are 20! Do you have anything like that?

[–]skates90 7 points8 points ago

Back when I was in Thailand fighting dragons I met this wandering monk who had traveled to the fountain of eternal life. We journeyed together for a while, until one day when a particularly nasty assassin caught up with me. He was sent by my arch nemesis, Darth Andeddu. I made short work of him and his lowly tricks, but before the final blow was struck he tore open a portal in time and flung myself and my companion into the future, where his evil is law!

Long story short, we came back and defeated Darth Andeddu and the monk gave me some water from the fountain of eternal life as payback. Now, it tastes really bland and boring, kind of like regular water.. but the effects are obvious within the week. Is that the kind of thing that you might be looking for?

[–]Wheelchairdawg 2 points3 points ago

Oh yes, exactly the thing!

How much for it?!

[–]skates90 5 points6 points ago

I need about tree fiddy.

[–]Wheelchairdawg 2 points3 points ago

Aw yer just that no gud loch ness monsta! I knew dis was too gud to be tru!

[–]C_T_C_C 4 points5 points ago

You got any Battletoads?

[–]makubex 44 points45 points ago

I don't think he was sleeping. You can kind of notice him flinch right before they hit the mattress.

It also looks like he hit his face on the light... Ow!

[–]spicy_jose 11 points12 points ago

captainobvious.jpg

[–]Apostolate 11 points12 points ago

It was staged clearly, but not the light to the face.

If he was asleep, I'd assume they have FLAWLESS timing. This way I feel like it's less perfect.

[–]Ottoblock 31 points32 points ago

Is that a sex pillow? I think that's a sex pillow.

[–]GDMFusername 9 points10 points ago

Nah, I think it's one of these.

[–]mrbretterick 8 points9 points ago

Came here wondering the same thing.

[–]tominabox1 -1 points0 points ago

me 3

[–]TheRaymac -5 points-4 points ago

me 4

[–]jdmf87 3 points4 points ago

Sounds like a party.

[–]thattaboychuk 8 points9 points ago

I'm here for the gangbang.

[–]this_much_is_clear 2 points3 points ago

That is a sex pillow. This much is clear.

[–]Vincent__Vega 2 points3 points ago

I think it's something like this.

[–]GDMFusername 1 point2 points ago

Damn, beat me by like 2.5 minutes. Now I feel stupid. Anyway, I used to have one of those things. It was awesome.

[–]Vincent__Vega 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, my grandpa had one years ago at his camp. They are pretty awesome.

[–]Ottoblock 0 points1 point ago

Nah man, it straight up looks like this: https://www.makemeheal.com/images/products/estore/10197/wedge_ramp_combo_6.jpg but yellow.

[–]greenyellowbird 7 points8 points ago

I slept in one of those (no, its not a sex pillow). Its an elevated Aero bed mattress.

If you are sleeping with another person and you both don't lay on opposite ends....you will wind up right on top of each other in the center. Sucks for sleeping....but, I now thinking about it I guess that its kinda a sex pillow?

[–]ticklefights 10 points11 points ago

not the mattress....the thing he lands on looks like a sex pillow.

[–]greenyellowbird 4 points5 points ago

My god you have good eyes!

That DOES look like a sex pillow.

[–]RenegadeVacuum 142 points143 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
I don't know mom the fan just broke. 5coms 77pts 2dys funny
Mattress Jump Fail 0coms -2pts 1mo gifs
Watch out for the ceiling. 2coms 57pts 1mo gifs
The fun you can have with an air bed...ouch. 201coms 1762pts 1mo funny
Ouch. 3coms 57pts 7mos gifs
How NOT to change a light bulb. 1com 36pts 10mos gifs
Way better than a trampoline, I'd say 32coms 457pts 10mos funny
Captain Lou Albano comes back to life to fuck this kid's shit up 14coms 153pts 1yr gifs
In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best idea 119coms 777pts 1yr funny
Did he hit the fan??? 6coms 14pts 1yr funny
What goes up must come down. 4coms 19pts 9mos funny
the best way to wake someone up 12coms 130pts 9mos gif
I wanna go next! 37coms 172pts 1yr funny
How Harry Potter actually got his lightning bolt scar 9coms 62pts 9mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]ScottyDntKnow 15 points16 points ago

Wow, that is by far the most re-posted Gif i have seen yet, that a karma bot linked to at least

[–]n-some 7 points8 points ago

at least... come on the suspense is killing me!

[–]ExtraCheesed_Buddha 0 points1 point ago

I read on to yours hoping it would continue, come on ScottyDntKnow

[–]LuckoftheFryish 2 points3 points ago

... that Fiona and me

Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go

Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

[–]eyecite 7 points8 points ago

I know right? Every time I see these reposts I'm all http://i.imgur.com/AQSC5.gif

[–]thestopGIRL 13 points14 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/JwlzR.gif

[–]ishalfdeaf 4 points5 points ago

Repost

[–]Gokias 11 points12 points ago

We don't mind this one.

[–]Machinax 2 points3 points ago

Anyone who minds this one hates freedom.

[–]TheKingofPanclark 0 points1 point ago

and the award for most reposted gif goes to......

[–]codepoet 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/g4lI2.gif

[–]commando2047 0 points1 point ago

Man I m getting sick and tired of these reposts.

[–]blink_mikey 5 points6 points ago

When shit hits the fan...

[–]gsfgf 0 points1 point ago

FYI, your post is obnoxiously long on a phone.

[–]RenegadeVacuum 1 point2 points ago

Lol it happens

[–]McFro 0 points1 point ago

My reposts at least have funny titles and I don't get shit.

[–]creedofwheat -2 points-1 points ago

Thus a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a post.

TL;DR: postrererererererererererererere ...I miss originality.

[–]Marzman315 8 points9 points ago

Wasn't this posted like two days ago? I remember the days when people at least had the decency to wait a while before reposting..

[–]Eardig 2 points3 points ago

Two days ago, a week before that. Ten days before that. Two Weeks before that, in march, February and January too. I've seen this gif 8+ times since my time here.

[–]Foodapoodas 0 points1 point ago

I've been on Reddit for around a year and I've seen it once. It's quite possible that he never knew this was a repost.

[–]DiabolicallyRandom 0 points1 point ago

No shit - I had never seen it before now.

[–]DannyBoi1Derz 3 points4 points ago

Owned by Captain Lou Albano. Nice.

[–]jazzrz 0 points1 point ago

Repost, I know, but i just notice something. . . did he land on one of those sex cushions?

[–]REPOSTS_ARE_FUNNY 10 points11 points ago

HAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAA

[–]heyitstval 6 points7 points ago

Do you say something else to original content?

[–]arise_chicken 5 points6 points ago

What's "original content"?

[–]anonymousHacker 0 points1 point ago

Poor OP was just trying to KARMAWHORE.

[–]ianszymczak 0 points1 point ago

Repost!

[–]MisterWalrus 0 points1 point ago

I love the grandpas reaction.

[–]ShiftingClouds 0 points1 point ago

The guy laughing at the end, priceless!

[–]ftrs13 0 points1 point ago

the last piece of furniture he landed on really bent him over

[–]Dyolf_Knip -1 points0 points ago

I used to do this to my cat with a giant beanbag. Fucking hilarious.

[–]LaserZeppelin -1 points0 points ago

Oh wow! I've never seen this before! It's not like it has been on tosh.0 and bounced around the internet for the past 3000 years.

[–]AgentUmlaut 0 points1 point ago

It's fucking bed time!

[–]d_spaceley1 0 points1 point ago

Not my idea of "A light bulb went off in my head"

[–]donEddie 0 points1 point ago

This kills the child.

[–]doctorquanta 0 points1 point ago

assholes.

[–]yhgtfrgth 1 point2 points ago

he wasn't trying to relax, he knew it was coming. You can see him tense up before

[–]MackDeeZee 0 points1 point ago

When will people learn, NEVER DO ANYTHING UNDER A LIGHT FIXURE OR CEILING FAN

[–]Machinax 0 points1 point ago

I love how the old guy's mouth is wide open in horror when he sees the kid land.

[–]Fleshflayer -1 points0 points ago

Can't you find something original yourself?

[–]Anglfyre -1 points0 points ago

I normally don't downvote reposts. Except when the same .gif was only up less than three weeks ago.

[–]Magnesus 0 points1 point ago

He saw the light at the end of the tunnel.

[–]resay5 0 points1 point ago

The facial reaction of the old at the last second is just hilarious.

[–]Mortmortmort -1 points0 points ago

Ahh reddit. Sometimes its just Americas Funniest Home Videos and Whos Line Is It Anyway reruns.

[–]sarahp91 0 points1 point ago

and the grandfather of the year award goes to...

[–]SarahHeartzUnicorns 0 points1 point ago

Instructions too vague:

Got my face caught in the ceiling fan.

[–]willysman 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or did the kid fall onto one of those sex position couches?

[–]eviloperator 0 points1 point ago

Hitting the ceiling is one thing but landing on somebody's Liberator... NSFW There is not enough soap in the world.

[–]thegaslightanthem 0 points1 point ago

Is that a liberator pad he falls on?

[–]TacitusKrekt 0 points1 point ago

He must feel liberated.

[–]Program_These 0 points1 point ago

There was no blood.

Not impressed.

[–]r1zz000 0 points1 point ago

Brian Blessed that's very rude of you to pick on a chap half your size

[–]gabyfoxx 0 points1 point ago

It goes against everything i know knowing that this was a repost...but it was hilarious.

[–]love_a_good_ood 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit. His dick got caught in the ceiling fan.

[–]Unity993 0 points1 point ago

Almost got his dick caught in the ceiling fan.

[–]Fried_Triangle 0 points1 point ago

So old. So fucking old.

[–]x1expert1x 0 points1 point ago

ok when the kid jumps on the bed he jumps on the left of himself. but whn he flies up the gramps is on his spot and the kid had no horizontal velocity yet still landed on the right side... my brain hurts :[

[–]nonothing 1 point2 points ago

Really layin down the law!

OF GRAVITY

I'll see my self out that way

[–]YAISEDDIT -1 points0 points ago

This is the fiftieth repost of this .gif congratualations OP.

[–]acehoytjr -1 points0 points ago

and that boys a girls, is called physics.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Good thing the ceiling fan wasn't on, or you'd have little boy's brain all over the living room.

[–]LessieHippopotamus -1 points0 points ago

Has reddit turned into a competition to see how times we can repost things?

[–]bpat 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even see the kid that got launched until it happened. Color me surprised.

[–]BeforeTheyKnew 0 points1 point ago

I like to think the colour of surprised is orange. Welcome to orange.

[–]Jib96 1 point2 points ago

I think orange is the color of loneliness. Nothing rhymes with orange, therefore it's probably lonely!

[–]BeforeTheyKnew -1 points0 points ago

I just like orange as the drunk colour. It's always good fun.

[–]This_was_hard_to_do -2 points-1 points ago

When the kid hit the fan, I had to stop the gif and check if I was in /r/WTF.

[–]ihearttitties 0 points1 point ago

How do you stop a gif?

[–]Ineebu 0 points1 point ago

He did say it was hard to do.

[–]farkdog 0 points1 point ago

Power button.

[–]This_was_hard_to_do 0 points1 point ago

Stop as in move my mouse away from the picture because I have hoverzoom.

[–]finalri0t -4 points-3 points ago

  1. Why the hell was the fan on?
  2. I saw a flash. Where is the photo?

[–]nvahren0102 1 point2 points ago

I think the flash was him killing a lightbulb with his face.

[–]finalri0t 0 points1 point ago

Nope. All lights were still on, on his way down.

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