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[–]crazydavidjones 358 points359 points ago

Mother fuck. I'm taking a shit right now, and RIGHT AS I CLICKED THIS LINK, I WAS PUSHING WITH A PARTICULARLY LARGE AMOUNT OF EFFORT. Never have I ever sucked a shit back into my ass so fast. I'll try again later... God dammit.

[–]Heywhatcoloristhis 73 points74 points ago

Laughed so hard I farted. Coincidence?

[–]TheDirty1 33 points34 points ago

Laughed so hard he goatsed.

[–]cdizzle2 61 points62 points ago

This reminds of one time I had to get early for an 8am class. I was running just a little late. No problem! Is what I told myself. Right as I am about to walk out the door my colon quickly reminds me that I need to take a dump. No problem! I can drop the kids off at the pool really quick and then get going. But nooooo. The shit i was about to take was going to be the most severe case of constipation I had ever endured.

I sat down and this god forsaken log was taking fucking forever to get out of my asshole. I squeezed and squeezed but i was making slow progress when i realized that I was going to be super late for this important class. I knew this log of doom was going to take an eternity so I had no other choice but to wiggle my ass back and forth and bring the shit back up into my ass. Bad choice...it only made its way halfway up before it just got stuck. I started to panic. I knew I only had one choice. (This is completely true) I raised my right hand into the air and clenched a fist. I pushed my asshole to the limit at that point in time and after 30 seconds of what seemed like child birth, I heard a plop. My butt hole was bleeding but i had done it!

I haven't heard of a successful story of being able to suck shit back into one's asshole. Congrats to you fine sir.

[–]inkpot80 36 points37 points ago

This was an emotional roller coaster of a story with a fairly tale ending. Hats off to you sir/ma'am!

[–]NyranK 3 points4 points ago

Umm...what?

[–]superluminal_girl 2 points3 points ago

Constipation is nothing after childbirth.

[–]isleepyx3 10 points11 points ago

... How do you suck a shit back in? >.<

[–]Kappz 139 points140 points ago

Amateur.

[–]killedtheoldme 43 points44 points ago

if you increase the volume of your thoracic and abdominal cavity without increasing its mass then you reduce the pressure in your alimentary canal relative to your atmosphere.

[–]AppleAtrocity 14 points15 points ago

I don't even care that this isn't true, it's fucking brilliant.

[–]konkeydong 10 points11 points ago

Garden hose and strong lungs.

[–]Tommelot 8 points9 points ago

How do you not?

[–]ohsnapkins 665 points666 points ago

Rectum? Damn near prolapsed 'em!

I'll show myself out.

[–]I_am_not_novel 35 points36 points ago

I was unaware as to what a prolapsed anus is. I felt I should google it, and was too lazy to read so I just clicked images. Fuck life.

[–]scrott 30 points31 points ago

....You're gonna have a bad time

[–]Projekt_Mayhem 41 points42 points ago

That was the most inappropriate riotous laughter I've had in a long time...

[–]mjolle 14 points15 points ago

I have no idea what this joke is about. Maybe I'm not missing out too badly if it's about a prolapsed anus.

[–]whompah 29 points30 points ago

Rectum= "wrecked 'em"

[–]dkichline 7 points8 points ago

Damn near killed him

[–]Quaternions 4 points5 points ago

Okay, I actually laughed...out loud at this.

Kudos to you, sir.

[–]Blubalz 20 points21 points ago

You had an appropriate time to actually use LOL...and you screwed it up!

You had one thing!

[–]DJpapabear 47 points48 points ago

L...OL

[–]SolidBooty 241 points242 points ago

Woah...That must weigh over 100 couric's!

[–]frozyo 0 points1 point ago

Explain please

[–]VashTStamp 34 points35 points ago

It's a south park reference.

[–]H4tchetharry 4 points5 points ago

Not without my anus!

[–]baddaddvice 113 points114 points ago

Programmers put these things in the oddest places.

[–]NotaMethAddict 21 points22 points ago

No wonder why I can never find them, I would never think to look in a homeless man's anus.

[–]Hu_dat 5 points6 points ago

Why is he in the street? It doesnt look like he tried to shit, even then its like on the side of the street. Like he just stepped off the sidewalk, dropped his pants and SUDDENLYPROLAPSE.jpeg

[–]NotaMethAddict 133 points134 points ago

EASTER_EGG_IN_MY_ANUS

[–]DerpalSherpa 81 points82 points ago

Oooh a piece of candy!

[–]Sparklebutt69 50 points51 points ago

Oooh a piece of candy!

[–]HoneyBadgerKing 20 points21 points ago

I really hope that's not me in there again, or I'm gonna be pissed.

[–]CARoth 33 points34 points ago

Oooh a piece of candy!

[–]Snickersthecat 26 points27 points ago

Oooh a piece of candy!

[–]lifeisublime 16 points17 points ago

if this ever happens again lets remember this right away because this is the second time this has worked.

[–]slightlymighty 39 points40 points ago

rectal prolapse...looks painful

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_prolapse

[–]thestipp 18 points19 points ago

My girlfriends and I really love playing with each other's prolapsed assholes.

deaddove.jpg

[–]chtrchtr_pussyeater 4 points5 points ago

TREATMENT - Partial prolapse may be treated by a diet high in fiber.

Eat your vegetables kids.

[–]ProlapseHuAkbar 43 points44 points ago

It can be fun too. NSFW

[–]electrobutter 155 points156 points ago

[–]AgroNesis 60 points61 points ago

[–]Hu_dat 19 points20 points ago

[–]sebas156 19 points20 points ago

No way this is a subreddit. NO WAY.

[–]BBanner 7 points8 points ago

It's... It's real.

[–]Trachyon 16 points17 points ago

You’re joking. You have to be joking.

Edit: HE’S NOT JOKING

[–]MsSloth 17 points18 points ago

Let my nightmares begin...

[–]AlmostARockstar 8 points9 points ago

How is that safe?

[–]watdidyousay 15 points16 points ago

Suppose that's why you'll always be AlmostARockstar, sir.

[–]bakonydraco 10 points11 points ago

I had been on the fence as to whether Rule 34 actually was true in all cases, but now my mind is made up.

[–]foamrocket 7 points8 points ago

They are licking each others prolapse. Prolapses? They are licking it. ಠ_ಠ

[–]watdidyousay 7 points8 points ago

I'm scared to click this for sundry reasons:

  1. See your response to a wiki on "rectal prolapse"
  2. In your response, the word "fun" is a link.
  3. NSFW Tag
  4. Your User Name.

[–]EVILSTUART 6 points7 points ago

This fap session just got... better.

[–]ms_meepers 20 points21 points ago

Oh god I know for the life of me I shouldn't click that link...but the curiosity, she overwhelms me

[–]nomnomchomp 16 points17 points ago

[–]ms_meepers 17 points18 points ago

[–]SaraCMYK 15 points16 points ago

Why why why did I click that link? Can not unlearn. Ahhhhh

[–]Shark_With_Lasers 4 points5 points ago

wat.

[–]poop_locker 5 points6 points ago

Fuck

[–]PLaris89 4 points5 points ago

How do you know of that site? Questionable to say the least

Edit: I just saw your username, pretty much sums up my query

[–]ohpoopsicles 1 point2 points ago

Damn you. Now I have to clear my history...

[–]jakersw22 5 points6 points ago

I think that link is going to remain blue.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Causes: long-term anal penetration.

I guess I better cut down on my daily baseball bat in the ass.

[–]Monkeylord16 29 points30 points ago

For someone who is not remotely a proctologist I have seen far too many prolapsed anuses

[–]Purecheetodust 40 points41 points ago

Damn get him off the streets and into fetish porn, he'd make a killing with that prolapse.

[–]InVultusSolis 15 points16 points ago

What the fuck... So rectal prolapse porn is actually a thing?

[–]FlailStorm 31 points32 points ago

Unfortunately yes. Rule 34 buddy, rule 34.

[–]InVultusSolis 4 points5 points ago

That fucking thing will just continue to haunt me.

[–]wolfanotaku 5 points6 points ago

[–]CokeHeadRob 18 points19 points ago

Pointer hovered on that link for about 30 seconds while I tried to decide if I wanted to click it. I didn't.

[–]UEssay 2 points3 points ago

It's not that bad.

[–]erikpurne 3 points4 points ago

WHAT THE FUCK. I'm amazed that the internet can continue to surprise me.

[–]The_Magnificent 0 points1 point ago

http://dirtygardengirl.com/

Prolapses, prolapse fucking, prolapse fisting, prolapse licking, prolapses touching each other, etc. Have fun. ;)

[–]Carthagefield 2 points3 points ago

BRAZZERS

[–]merlindy 12 points13 points ago

it was a woman btw! seen more pics of this album

[–]andcurry 80 points81 points ago

(⌐■_■)

( o_o)>⌐■-■

( ಠ_ಠ)

[–]Booyeahgames 10 points11 points ago

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[–]DCJodon 26 points27 points ago

EEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!

[–]0011110000110011 7 points8 points ago

You do know this is /r/WTF, right?

[–]safariplanet 34 points35 points ago

In that case I shall continue eating my jello.

[–]TheTomAtkinson 2 points3 points ago

Fuck you, now I can never eat jello (or jelly for us brits) again in my life.

Even other flavours will just look like prolapsed anuses with unhealthy diseases or some shit

[–]Johnny82 20 points21 points ago

GOD DAMMIT! That shit made me pucker. Best thing to hit /r/wtf in a while.

[–]Zerachiel_01 6 points7 points ago

Ahh, the pink sock strikes again, I see.

[–]sofakingdum 7 points8 points ago

Why is......what.....I don't even....

[–]strongpassword 19 points20 points ago

that is a giant balloon of heroin

[–]FETUSdoctor 29 points30 points ago

No I think that's a prolapsed anus caused by heroin withdrawal.

edit: 2 much letterz.

[–]drivebyjustin 12 points13 points ago

This happens? This is a thing?

[–]FETUSdoctor 32 points33 points ago

This CAN happen if you're going through withdrawal. You have to poop so bad but you're so constipated you push your asshole out.

[–]drivebyjustin 83 points84 points ago

Wow. Ok. So yeah, that's enough. Gonna go continue not doing heroin.

[–]NoNeedForAName 36 points37 points ago

Or you could just constantly do heroin so you don't have to worry about the withdrawal.

[–]Carthagefield 16 points17 points ago

And do some crack to take THE EDGE OFF.

[–]space_boat 10 points11 points ago

It's more the opposite, you do some heroin to take the edge off the crack.

[–]kittyg92 6 points7 points ago

I feel like there is a butt crack joke in here somewhere. I JUST KNOW THERE IS!

[–]safariplanet 11 points12 points ago

It's right in between the two cheeky comments.

[–]prollyjustsomeweirdo 1 point2 points ago

I lost all hope after reading this, so I stopped not doing cocaine.

[–]Dam_Kids 7 points8 points ago

Actual in withdrawal you will have severe diarrhea. While using you will be constipated though. Same with Methadone and a lot of other pain killers. I was on Methadone for about 2 years.

[–]TLKoontz 5 points6 points ago

This is completely unrelated to heroin use... And, when you're in withdrawal, the last thing you are is constipated!

[–]VernonLittle 2 points3 points ago

I think it's spelled 'heroin'

[–]FETUSdoctor 0 points1 point ago

Well I guess it is...

[–]Gasparatan 19 points20 points ago

Omg that guy need medical attention at one that a prolapsed anus if you are there get help for him.

[–]lonelyturnip 15 points16 points ago

That poor guy... Can you even imagine how painful that would be, to have your butt turn inside out?

[–]safariplanet 37 points38 points ago

Do you think someone would really do that?

Just turn their butt inside out for karma?

[–]catterick_meowington 47 points48 points ago

[–]paulseagull 4 points5 points ago

He needs to tattoo that shit.

[–]mercutiomongoose 7 points8 points ago

That beets the hell out of me....

[–]BunsonHoneydew 4 points5 points ago

Ooh a dollar!

[–]JustAnotherSimian 1 point2 points ago

Came early ಠ_ಠ

[–]pipian 2 points3 points ago

I could have lived a perfectly happy life, but then I clicked on that link. Curse you, OP!

[–]robert_ahnmeischaft 2 points3 points ago

Heroin is a hell of a drug.

[–]jk2sk8 2 points3 points ago

After reading that wiki article and thinking well shit that's terrible I decided to look at causes.. I have cystic fibrosis.. Must.. Strengthen.. Rectum..

[–]LT_lurker 1 point2 points ago

I cannot imagine how painful that is.

[–]thatisRON 0 points1 point ago

...and the winner for "best post title goes to..."

[–]TestesTestes 2 points3 points ago

That is pitiful :(

[–]xLostx77 2 points3 points ago

I first thought he was pooping out a pink nerf football

[–]rugercornwell 2 points3 points ago

That's what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

[–]RickyMEME 2 points3 points ago

i actually thought this was a man upside down with a red shower cap on then i realized............

[–]ShiningSeoul 2 points3 points ago

I couldn't tell what I was looking at when I first saw this. Then I looked at the comments, read the top ones and looked back at the picture. After two more minutes of finding the connection of the comments w/ the picture, I finally got it.

tl;dr I thought it was two guys connected at the waist...it was worse.

[–]Nealster 2 points3 points ago

[–]cleepa 2 points3 points ago

I pondered over the title of this post for a long time. I thought to myself, "What in the world could be NSFW about Easter, and what could it mean by Easter coming early?" Now I'm not sure what to do with the rest of my life.

[–]junksaver1 2 points3 points ago

I guess this is what happens when you tell the Easter Bunny to shove it up you're ass

[–]synbios16 21 points22 points ago

*Your

[–]junksaver1 6 points7 points ago

My apology for my use of incorrect grammar. I'll just nip out back and shoot myself.

[–]baloneyjoe 2 points3 points ago

[–]markevens -2 points-1 points ago

In any other 1st world country this man would be in a hospital.

In the US he just has to live with it.

[–]profanusnothus 25 points26 points ago

This picture was actually taken in Colombia.

edit: found the article I originally saw this in: http://www.zaeega.com/archives/51133119.html

[–]BaconBlood 2 points3 points ago

Wtf is going on in Columbia?

[–]edmyster81 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, in America, some people choose to go to a hospital, some choose to stay on the side of the road with their prolapsed anus dangling between their legs.

[–]seafoamstratocaster 3 points4 points ago

herr derr america sucks right guyz!!!1

Oh wait they have emergency rooms that anyone can go to at any time.

[–]nosehat 0 points1 point ago

Oh crap

[–]StencilPrinter 0 points1 point ago

That looks bad.

[–]i-ren 0 points1 point ago

The purple flower makes for a fine arrangement.

[–]imliterallydyinghere 1 point2 points ago

Is he a drug muli?

[–]Sparklebutt69 0 points1 point ago

First time I actually said "What The Fuck!"

[–]smooth80 0 points1 point ago

GOATSE

[–]Kirmitt 1 point2 points ago

What do you do from there?

Just...stuff it back in?

[–]sinds 0 points1 point ago

I think that might be a woman, long hair and the skirt. Maybe some poor prostitute....

[–]CowarldyLion 0 points1 point ago

What. The. Fuck

[–]SwoopDaWork 1 point2 points ago

The ol' rosebud

[–]newladygrey 1 point2 points ago

That needs a NSFL tag right there.

[–]jcraig87 1 point2 points ago

finally something worth of a Wtf

[–]whisky_grip 0 points1 point ago

Is that the new Segway?

[–]theRuns1 -1 points0 points ago

dude says...Well, i think its about time I stop moving. While he sits, he thanks "god" for curbs.

[–]AnusSouffle 0 points1 point ago

I wish they'd leave it to the experts.

[–]skyboy111111 1 point2 points ago

I've seen this with sheep (being a farmer) but never thought it was possible for humans, I feel like a shouldn't shit for a week.

[–]Haolepalagi -1 points0 points ago

If it wasn't for the porn that I watch, I wouldn't know that this was rectal prolapse, and sexy.

[–]lumi94 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]Theropissed 1 point2 points ago

I couldn't figure out what I was looking at, at first I thought it was a bald, shirtless man upside-down in the gutter. Then I saw the other persons head and was trying to figure out what those two were doing, then I realized what the picture was. I still don't get the title.

[–]cheapsensationalism 0 points1 point ago

/r/wtf back to its roots

[–]Metalslave 0 points1 point ago

I AM SHITTING CANDIES.

[–]druckus 0 points1 point ago

Time to clear the web history.

[–]flyingcarsnow 0 points1 point ago

remember to take psyllium with your heroin?

[–]brianMMMMM 0 points1 point ago

The flower makes this scene artistic and beautiful.

[–]Billthebutchr 0 points1 point ago

this pic just made me unsubscribe.

[–]HouseOfLeaves8T8 1 point2 points ago

Anyone got any background as to what happened to this poor guy?

[–]dielann -1 points0 points ago

great job!

[–]safariplanet 0 points1 point ago

Hey buddy, you dropped your I.D.!

[–]effin_dead_again 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this story.

[–]Paperdawl 0 points1 point ago

ACK! I was hoping for sexy bunny and got horrified instead... Teach me to click before reading the category....

[–]n8wolf 0 points1 point ago

I'm sitting on the toilet trying to exorcise a demon. Gotta say I feel for this guy.

[–]a424d5760ab83a7b1a0e 0 points1 point ago

In retrospect, that was a risky click.

[–]Edgar_Allan_Rich 0 points1 point ago

I hope someone put him out of his misery.

Wait. I think it's a girl.

[–]F-Minus 0 points1 point ago

Goodgawd! I've never seen prolapse... but I thought it looked like some one ejecting maybe a drug filled balloon? Balloons are used to smuggle all kinds of things in orifices. Eggplants in this case...

[–]fisherboy12 0 points1 point ago

How in the hell is this not NSFW?

[–]dingleberryjelly 0 points1 point ago

Now we just need some peanut butter and some bread, and I can have a sandwich...

[–]nixon007 0 points1 point ago

bogota?

[–]Dristig 0 points1 point ago

Sauce?

[–]Karmadoodle 0 points1 point ago

Oh my godddd nsfl tags please my eyes!!!!!!!!

[–]VodkaHappens 0 points1 point ago

Good job OP, good job!

[–]KarlMalownz 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ, man. Looks like this guy is in a city so why is he not getting medical attention. It damn sure is getting paid for one way or another...by my taxes and outrageous insurance premiums I mean...

[–]BenoirBALLS 0 points1 point ago

The flower makes it special.

[–]necrons_ftw 1 point2 points ago

[–]floydrose 0 points1 point ago

He just sat there... On the sidewalk... And forced his prolapse out. WTF.

[–]cephalic666 0 points1 point ago

Gotta cool that fucker off.

[–]jcrna 0 points1 point ago

the worse part of the whole thing is that the mans rectum is sitting in the running filth on the side of the street.

[–]GCjozef 0 points1 point ago

I'm not really sure I can fap to this..

[–]Sarahmint -1 points0 points ago

I'm really grossed out. Why is someone like that existing?

[–]Knightnfull 0 points1 point ago

Ooo I remember why I don't eat lunch and look at reddit wtf That's foul dude

[–]NoctisIgnem 0 points1 point ago

This is a woman, I remember this one from b0g.org

[–]Cleanzx3 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what it tastes like? ;)

[–]JungleSumTimes 0 points1 point ago

Heroin... Hero-out.

[–]grabageman 0 points1 point ago

All these comments are so adorable.

[–]IronLung420 0 points1 point ago

Well that is enough internet for one night.

[–]LammerTheHammer 0 points1 point ago

First wtf post that actually made me say "what the fuck". Didn't know what was coming.

[–]CoolMoniker 0 points1 point ago

My guess is either Trichuriasis or Chagas disease. Both are parasites but Trichuiasis can be cured but Chagas can't be.

[–]AutumnEmber 0 points1 point ago

God damn. I could not figure that out for a long time... I thought it was some conjoined guy and the bottom was another torso and head wearing a red cap... This is way worse.

[–]HawkwardPlatypus 0 points1 point ago

Nope nope nope nope nope

[–]lonelyinacrowd 0 points1 point ago

Ok rectal prolapse etc. But why the fucking christ is it happening in the street? And why the fucking christ has no one mentioned that bit yet?

[–]alululululu 0 points1 point ago

I find it odd that select discussion topics get the NSFW tag but this one doesn't.

[–]ruin 0 points1 point ago

The only thing worse than rectal prolapse is rectal amateurlapse.

[–]iLubDango 0 points1 point ago

What.

[–]rand0mguy1 0 points1 point ago

what am i looking at?

[–]jacktheripper678 0 points1 point ago

Rectum, damn near killed him.

[–]madeleine_albright 0 points1 point ago

it upsets me to think that someone is taking a lulzy pic of a guy clearly in pain, sick, and in need of help.

[–]UnderD4Donut 0 points1 point ago

Damn at least get it out of the street juice.

[–]cockmonkeydumpster 0 points1 point ago

This ruined my life. I can't erase this from my mind. Boobs didn't even help. Fuck.

[–]Pecksniffer 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck - that is one big old rose bud!