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[–]FenrirIII 46 points47 points ago

Someone needs to edit Kristen Bell into this picture

[–]Grokent 4 points5 points ago

Reddit never disappoints.

[–]Gryphon6 -1 points0 points ago

Only if he's coming to the party

[–]Balls2theW4ll 0 points1 point ago

The sloth from RoosterTeeth's Nature town has moved on to bigger and better things

[–]rexrox 0 points1 point ago

It's been 6 hours!! I know it's friday but it's not like you redditors have any plans for tonight.

Also I just realised I'm sad because I don't have any plans for tonight either. Someone give me iknowthatfeel.jpg please.

[–]lucas42 21 points22 points ago

Link for the slothful: /r/sloths

[–]enterfunnynamehere 6 points7 points ago

My life is now complete.

[–]teusz16 3 points4 points ago

I fucking love sloths. We need to fill this subreddit up

[–]spidey23531 0 points1 point ago

I guess there really is a subreddit for just about anything.

[–]Deakul 2 points3 points ago

I bet there's no subreddit about dicks in space!

[–]Nattgew 0 points1 point ago

I'll check that out later.

[–]The_Zeus_Is_Loose 15 points16 points ago

[–]enterfunnynamehere -1 points0 points ago

Heyyyy yooouuu guuuyssss!!

[–]SteveTheDude 5 points6 points ago

Yes, that's what it says.

[–]Reyler 40 points41 points ago

[–]ara_p -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for the slow

[–]Carett 11 points12 points ago

xpost from r/sloths

r/sloths

R/SLOTHS

Thank you OP.

[–]samuelquincy 7 points8 points ago

HA! This is my good friend Dan Lachman's work. You can buy it on his website here: http://www.sharpshirter.com/Slothzilla-iPhone-4-4S-Glossy-1-Piece-Case_p_225.html

[–]hobofats 6 points7 points ago

if it's your friend's work, why can I only buy it as an iphone case? I want this on canvas above my mantle.

[–]samuelquincy 4 points5 points ago

I can't recall if he has it as a canvas. I know he has 144 or 288 shirts being produced. Go ahead and give him a call. I'm sure he could answer for you better: Dan Lachman 1 (240) 535-8160

[–]DETECTIVE_DICKFACE 3 points4 points ago

Unless his number is readily available to the public online I would suggest removing his personal information.

But if it is, cheers!

[–]samuelquincy 2 points3 points ago

Indeed, it is! But thank you Detective :)

[–]here_for_the_lolz 6 points7 points ago

Why is there an r/sloths?

[–]teusz16 11 points12 points ago

Why isn't it more popular?

[–]TheSlothGeneral 5 points6 points ago

Question it again and I will call in the slowest air strike you have ever seen.

[–]slothboyck 1 point2 points ago

for people like me...

now the real question you should be asking is, "why is there an r/slothporn "

[–]OddDude55 1 point2 points ago

There is a sub for everything!

*Shameless plug for /r/soda.

[–]Kinggod13 5 points6 points ago

[–]halfkidding 2 points3 points ago

I will assume those planes are being piloted by redditors attempting to get photos for karma. Either that, or those are some shitty pilots.

[–]rawrc 2 points3 points ago

"When he reaches the top, shoot him!"

....

....

....

"We're going to need to refuel..."

[–]owwhatthe 2 points3 points ago

It was slowness killed the beast.

[–]karatecoder 2 points3 points ago

What the hell is the RAF doing in Manhattan?

[–]RaoulDuke92 0 points1 point ago

You've done a great deed sir. Thank you.

[–]PR3CiSiON 1 point2 points ago

Does anybody know if this picture exists in the form of a screensaver? Does anybody know if this picture exists in the form of a screensaver? Does anybody know if this picture exists in the form of a screensaver? ...

[–]ilanimage 0 points1 point ago

Since when is there an r/sloths?

[–]warcrylemon 1 point2 points ago

I would like to think that the citizens of that city handled the problem badly though. It's not like the sloth didn't give them time to prepare as it slowly meander around the city. Sloths are slow.

[–]iHavemyGreencard 0 points1 point ago

If only there was more to the story...

[–]50_shades_of_rape 1 point2 points ago

Fun fact : it took 3 months to take that picture

[–]jayman1466 1 point2 points ago

Jesus?

[–]Gortonis 0 points1 point ago

Twas beauty killed the beast

[–]WilfordlBrimley 0 points1 point ago

Sharpshirter, search it up, this is one of his works. He makes some bitchin' cool shirts, I have like six.

[–]goose90proof 0 points1 point ago

There is not need to be upset.

[–]alexjuuhh 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for giving me my new lockscreen background.

[–]mikeybender 1 point2 points ago

Too soon.

[–]bitter_twin_farmer 0 points1 point ago

Still too soon.

[–]cjw200 1 point2 points ago

Is he doing the poop dance?

edit for context: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x5tjPWwABc

[–]ch0colate_malk 0 points1 point ago

Lol I want a framed picture of this.

[–]ahhijc25 0 points1 point ago

this has been my phones background for like a month now

[–]Violentopinion 0 points1 point ago

That pic will spice up the cubicle nicely.

[–]Mr_Bubblez 0 points1 point ago

there is really a subreddit for sloths?!

[–]Gee_Wilikers 0 points1 point ago

He looks so happy

[–]Skydu614 0 points1 point ago

This has been my screen saver for two months ._.

[–]iamMess 1 point2 points ago

Does anyone have this in larger resolution?

[–]dl-44hbp 0 points1 point ago

I would like a larger version to bring to a print shop.

[–]tgillespiee 1 point2 points ago

TIL r/sloths exists

[–]ughh_stfu 0 points1 point ago

Sloths are gross.

[–]Sydviciouz 0 points1 point ago

YOU'RE GROSS TAKE IT BACK

[–]austin3i62 0 points1 point ago

Yes! Good Lord YES! I've been waiting for something to pair up with my "monkey drinking wine while getting ready to eat a dinner of bananas" painting in my dining room for so long. FINALLY FOUND IT!

[–]TheSlothGeneral 0 points1 point ago

I see you all have met my secret weapon.

[–]cank3r 0 points1 point ago

I hate sloths, they creep the shit out of me, i'm not even joking.

[–]Aesthenaut 0 points1 point ago

Some small portion of that building unfortunately gets a window full of sloth balls.

[–]Cowphin 0 points1 point ago

Legend says it took the the sloth 5 weeks to get to the top of the building

[–]Only_Reasonable 0 points1 point ago

I was there when it happen.

[–]kezeran 0 points1 point ago

Found my new ipod lock screen wallpaper

[–]WhaleCannon 0 points1 point ago

I thank you.

[–]palordrolap 0 points1 point ago

Sloth just wanted to get high.

[–]shannon_f 0 points1 point ago

That giant sloth is gonna kill Hermes!

[–]aphelion789 0 points1 point ago

Oh god. Brings back my nightmare.

[–]TheBanker425 0 points1 point ago

There's a subreddit devoted to sloths?

[–]rayward 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend got me an iPhone case with this image on it. It's still on my iPhone...

[–]JimJimmery 0 points1 point ago

It took him a long time to get up there.

[–]Bramoman 0 points1 point ago

My fiend has this as his iPhone case.

[–]ah_hell 0 points1 point ago

You can here Kristen Bell screeching from here.

Awwww...yeah.

[–]beefJeRKy-LB 0 points1 point ago

Suddenly, King Kong became a TV series.

[–]Amo_reads_Phantom 0 points1 point ago

New York Skyscraper, British air force.

[–]Jesus_marley 0 points1 point ago

I seriously don't want to be around when he climbs down to go poop.

[–]ara_p 1 point2 points ago

TIL there's a /r/sloths

[–]Kevward 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for my new phone background!

[–]jaydeekay 0 points1 point ago

That's the cutest terror ever

[–]Kim2107 0 points1 point ago

You, Sir....... Thank you.

[–]mouthful_of_sloths 0 points1 point ago

Tasty

[–]ThatMetalBrony666 0 points1 point ago

David Attenborough, leave that sloth alone!

[–]TheBeej69 0 points1 point ago

Im more happy you let me know r/sloths exists

[–]mouthful_of_sloths 0 points1 point ago

Tasty

[–]asnof 0 points1 point ago

That sloth would never have to scratch

[–]88amazing88 0 points1 point ago

GODSLOTHA

[–]mondogobs 0 points1 point ago

hello iphone wallpaper

[–]codered434 0 points1 point ago

I came for the eureka 7 AO comments.

[–]themoustachedoffende 0 points1 point ago

I need this on a tshirt. Freshly ironed American dollar bills, name your price. This is not a hoax.

[–]LilPete135 0 points1 point ago

this was my phone backround for 4 months ANS I COULD HAVE GOTTEN 1500 FUCKING KARMA!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU