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Loki has no idea the power he has been given. (imgur.com)

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[–]RogueEyebrow 274 points275 points ago

More like "LOKIA" amirite?

/ducks

[–]acetylsalicylicacid 84 points85 points ago

quack

/dives for cover

[–]bestadvocate 46 points47 points ago

aflac

/gets hosed on coverage.

[–]bearsa113609 40 points41 points ago

Allstate
/Because when you think of Allstate, you think of that black guys deep bold voice.
EDIT: President Palmer

[–]Sazabi00 14 points15 points ago

That "black guys" voice? He has a name, and that's President Palmer to you, mister!

[–]CCNeverender 4 points5 points ago

24 reference :D

[–]lasrith 1 point2 points ago

DAMMIT CHLOE!

[–]CCNeverender 2 points3 points ago

I'm sending the schematics to your pda

[–]Whenthenighthascome 2 points3 points ago

You're right, I did. Now he's narrating all my thoughts. Fuck

[–]ChaoticAgenda 7 points8 points ago

You aren't upset about it. Because when you have his voice narrating your thoughts you know you're in good hands.

[–]Sonic5039 3 points4 points ago

Would rather hear him say titty sprinkles as well, possibly instead of narrating my thoughts.

[–]bearsa113609 7 points8 points ago

He just did in all our heads.

[–]da1hobo 0 points1 point ago

In what way would this be a bad thing?

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[–]bestadvocate 1 point2 points ago

You mean AllStatetm

[–]kevincreeperpants -2 points-1 points ago

You didn't use proper english, jerk.

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[–]ANAL_QUEEN 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, you came in too late.

[–]MisterLambs 1 point2 points ago

But I'm sure plenty have came in you.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 1 point2 points ago

Ok..

[–]freakinhippies 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/ihMLW.gif

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

http://i.imgur.com/qWLqC.gif

[–]karmahameha 18 points19 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/czBYh.gif

[–]svullenballe 4 points5 points ago

NOKI!

[–]omegian 1 point2 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lochia

[–]Truck_Thunders 0 points1 point ago

fuck I was gonna say that...

[–]Lady_Mimosa 34 points35 points ago

Source: http://mrclarinet.tumblr.com/post/29905638136/close-enough Artist: Ange

[–]fuzzycynoaki 10 points11 points ago

Theyve got talent but goddammit, Yaoi... Yaoi everywhere...

Fair warning to any, there's lots of Thor on Loki drawn action here. Nothing really nsfw, just lots of it. Fair warning.

[–]JHallComicsJHallComics 6 points7 points ago

I thought that's where it was going when I saw the second panel. If you've been on Deviantart for any extended period of time you can spot them before the cartoon penises come out.

[–]fuzzycynoaki -1 points0 points ago

I (now somewhat thankfully) do not browse DA or Tumblr on a regular basis. No cartoon penises for this guy.

[–]WhitePostIt -3 points-2 points ago

I really hate relationships that don't go with the canon. I mean, sure, if the story makes it seem pretty damn likely (like Naruto's obsession with Sasuke for instance) I can kinda get it. But then there's the incest (Thor and Loki are brothers' even if not by birth. That's incest in my books), the creepy stuff and then the downright weird.

People are weird.

[–]hustlecat 2 points3 points ago

Wow, have you actually ever paid any attention to the interactions between Thor and Loki? I mean I'd wager to say there's more there than your Naruto reference.

I MEAN LOKI HAD SEX WITH A STALLION AND HE (Loki) GAVE BIRTH TO AN EIGHT LEGGED FOAL. WHAT IS CANON.

[–]WhitePostIt -1 points0 points ago

Canon means that it falls in line with the original story. Leia getting it on with Han for instance, while fandom would have her banging Chewie, R2D2, the Sarlacc and everything/everyone else in Star Wars.

[–]hustlecat 1 point2 points ago

While I appreciate you describing canon with kindness not judgment, I know what canon is. Haha. I was just saying that because Norse legend canon is pretty crazy. Crazy enough and old enough that I kid of figure everyone bumped uglies at some point, whether it's strictly been shared or not.

[–]scruffy01 106 points107 points ago

Haha I didn't even notice the little pikachu on the first go around. That's clever.

[–]angelofdeathofdoom 6 points7 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/cWzsC.png

[–]Jorgemeister 10 points11 points ago

Came to see who else noticed the Pikachu. 5 hits in this thread.

[–]Whenthenighthascome 10 points11 points ago

WHAT PIKACHU. Oh. That's sad. He's all tied up...and dead.

[–]NeedsAGoodUsername 6 points7 points ago

Maybe he's not dead... he just isn't breathing or moving?

[–]Whenthenighthascome 0 points1 point ago

riiiiiiight

[–]Nice_Try_Man 0 points1 point ago

He's been KO'd in a trainer battle. Where is the PokéCenter when you need it?

[–]kybernetikos 0 points1 point ago

I assumed he was being used to power the phonammer so it would never need to be recharged.

[–]peace_off 33 points34 points ago

He now has the power to crush bones with a single blow, and to insult people really far away.

[–]stu556 5 points6 points ago

And those lucky enough to die during a call are led by Valcallryes to Celhalla, where they will enjoy an eternity of full bars

[–]pphp 24 points25 points ago

HUEHUEHU NOKIAS ARE TOUGH PHONES

[–]spartacus- 2 points3 points ago

Is there a backstory to this?

[–]morpheousmarty 3 points4 points ago

Lots of redditors broke their smartphones, and started looking at old Nokia's resiliency through NostagiaVisionTM .

[–]spartacus- 0 points1 point ago

Ahh. That makes sense.

[–]bultonic 7 points8 points ago

Brazilians are looked down upon by the internet, mainly because of the stereotype of obnoxious Brazilians in online games. Brazilians also do not use "Ha" to describe a laughing noise, but "hue" instead. Nokia phones are obnoxious and juvenile things to joke about in pphp's opinion (and mine) because it is a dead meme, and wasn't funny to begin with. Thus, we combine the two to form a caricature of OP's annoying sense of humor.

[–]Ghost_Eh_Blinkin 3 points4 points ago

Nokias are tough phones.

[–]spartacus- 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I was wondering if there was a big Reddit post that I missed about it or something.

[–]kybernetikos 1 point2 points ago

I don't know if there was, but reddit is the place I saw this.

[–]spartacus- 0 points1 point ago

Oh man. I guess the joke's been around for a while then.

[–]pphp 1 point2 points ago

I saw this floating on 9gag 2 years ago

[–]JHallComicsJHallComics 0 points1 point ago

Context here

[–]Nerobus 0 points1 point ago

Mine took many beatings, however if finally died when it fell from the 3rd floor walkway at my college... Sad times.

[–]xaronax -1 points0 points ago

Appropriate laugh because they probably still use them in Brazil.

[–]NotaMethAddict 21 points22 points ago

The Nokia horse isn't dead yet?

[–]kosuth 49 points50 points ago

The Nokia horse, like the Nokia, is indestructible. Therefore, it can never truly die. Just remain old, senile, and sometimes it spontaneously shows up just to say, "don't forget about me!"

[–]Chazzey_dude 10 points11 points ago

"I'll be alone! Dancing, you know it, baby."

[–]LMessenger42 2 points3 points ago

Does it have six legs?

[–]dopafiend -2 points-1 points ago

Seriously, this joke is dead.

It was a good one, for a long time, until reddit got hold of it, and beat it senseless.

Reddit is is like a nokia hammer to jokes, it cannot be destroyed, it can only keep destroying.

[–]buttbutts 3 points4 points ago

GET IT BECAUSE THOSE PHONES ARE REALLY TOUGH

[–]knylok 3 points4 points ago

Query: If Loki was holding Mjolnir, and Thor grabbed him by the wrists and lifted his arms, would Loki be able to lift Mjolnir?

[–]heckaTIGHTis 4 points5 points ago

I dropped my Nokia in a small puddle and it stopper working.

NOKIA SO INDESTRUCTABLE AM I RIGHT GUYS

[–]zupersoom 0 points1 point ago

must have been from China, I go swimming with mine on the reg.

[–]neodiogenes 2 points3 points ago

Frankly it's a lot more fun watching Loki make a fool of Thor than try to compete with him in a contest of raw power. While I loved the recent movies they did, sadly, somewhat emasculate his brain.

[–]alienbringer 0 points1 point ago

Agreed, not to mention Loki is not without powers himself. Yes his plots and schemes get fooled but that is primarily because the "goodguy must win" thing that happens in comics. Though to be honest if he just got over the fact he was adopted and the whole banishment thing by odin and left his brother alone. He could prob go out and fuck some other worlds up just fine. Take over one like Hulk sorta did when he got warped (not sure if this is right word for it) to that other world.

[–]shadowryder 5 points6 points ago

DAE THINK NOKIA ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE

[–]cjdeck1 3 points4 points ago

LITERALLY THIS

[–]xaronax 1 point2 points ago

Do you even lift?

[–]willowsonthespot 4 points5 points ago

I think Thor just gave away a weapon more powerful then mjölnir. An indestructible hammer with the power of pikachu. just to cheer up his brother. I love early to mid 2000s cellphones, hurled one at a wall once and the wall took more damage then the phone.

[–]Trainbow 2 points3 points ago

Nokia jokes were old before they began... just stop it. Please.

[–]lawlshane 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you

[–]Bullshit-slinger 0 points1 point ago

I'm so fucking sick of these nokia jokes

[–]AMA_Meat_Popsicle[!] 1 point2 points ago

You, my friend, are just angry because you never had a Nokia phone.

[–]da1hobo -4 points-3 points ago

I had a Nokia 8110. That phone made me feel like a badass.

[–]Slambino 0 points1 point ago

It's true - he has no idea the Space Infinity Gem is in his staff!

[–]Aptorian 1 point2 points ago

Behold, the Memehammer!

[–]Firebert138 1 point2 points ago

Ha

[–]refinedmonster 0 points1 point ago

Dafuq?? Is that a dead Pikachu?!

[–]ANakedBear 1 point2 points ago

no, no, live pikachu. Got to get power from some where.

[–]ABC-Order 1 point2 points ago

He's been given a phone strapped to a wooden rod.

I'd also be unimpressed as fuck.

[–]ANakedBear -2 points-1 points ago

not just any phone, the indestructible Nokia! It like Thor and Loki are from the Vikings (or their descendents).

[–]LvL87BalloonWizard 0 points1 point ago

ZOMGZZZZ LOLOL NOKIA INDESTRUCTIBLE IMMA RIGHT OR IMMA RIGHT GUIZ?!?!?!/!/!/!! LOOOOL ROFLMAOULA DEY INVINCIBLE ZOMG

[–]kazzo24 1 point2 points ago

The pikachu was a nice touch

[–]datasource1337 0 points1 point ago

Nice try Nokia department of marketing

[–]WhitePostIt 0 points1 point ago

I think the pikachu hostage chain is my favorite part.

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

Loki should be proud of his ability to change his clothes magically.. not many people can do that

[–]barjonah 0 points1 point ago

I once slung one of these at the wall. It went right through the cheap paneling and the spot became my new phone storage area.

[–]Brucenotsomighty 1 point2 points ago

Am i the only one who gets tired of nokia jokes?

[–]GrundleOuch 0 points1 point ago

Loki made the hammer for Thor.

[–]The3GKid 0 points1 point ago

"I've made a terrible mistake."

[–]twanathon500 0 points1 point ago

Why is a pikachu on Thor's thumb.

[–]Chells_Cake -1 points0 points ago

source?

[–]Lady_Mimosa 4 points5 points ago

I linked it below too, but

http://mrclarinet.tumblr.com/post/29905638136/close-enough

The artist name is Ange.

[–]APPCRASH 1 point2 points ago

Warning: May contain weird incest.

[–]Thor4269 -1 points0 points ago

TWIST! its actually an old Motorola so i could see his face when he tried to his someone with it.

[–]phditto 0 points1 point ago

That's one small pikachu

[–]LerithXanatos -1 points0 points ago

That's so cute!

[–]diggingtrash -1 points0 points ago

So true. I have been using the same Nokia N95 for almost 5 years now and it's still going strong.

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[–]mtchen8 5 points6 points ago

Loki is one of the better villains Marvel. Not sure why you think he's a pussy.

[–]Sporkman 2 points3 points ago

Because he got beat up in the Avengers movie, by the Hulk, the most physically strong superhero ever. That makes him a pussy, right?

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