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[–]Mr_Godfree 19 points20 points ago

Also applicable to Mondays.

[–]thenaynay67 10 points11 points ago

Also applicable to work.

[–]bopoqod 5 points6 points ago

Also applicable to being a lazy dog.

[–]trees_at_school -1 points0 points ago

Also applicable to a dead dog rolling down the stairs....o shit i went there

[–]bopoqod 0 points1 point ago

Their

Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuu--

[–]trees_at_school 0 points1 point ago

My apologies sir

[–]Red_Leader123 -3 points-2 points ago

for that spelling error you get a downvote

[–]KoreanTerran 10 points11 points ago

Feels good to be done with college.

Have fun with your procrastination, kids.

[–]ROYAL_CHAIR_FORCE 5 points6 points ago

Feels terrible to me. Having a job is way worse than going to school/college

[–]Sanitary_Lumpkin 4 points5 points ago

Sorry that you are finding the real life terrible.

[–]4n7h0ny 1 point2 points ago

I don't think he finds real life horrible, he like myself found college more enjoyable than working 40 hours a week.

[–]ROYAL_CHAIR_FORCE 1 point2 points ago

Yeah my point exactly. The funny thing is though, I actually love my job yet 40+ hours a week doing the same thing at the same place, and the notion that I'm going to spend the majority of my life doing it seem rather soul crushing to me

[–]MyOtherNameWasBetter 2 points3 points ago

Did I just watch a dog die?

[–]Annarr 2 points3 points ago

No, you watched a dog sliding down the stairs.

[–]Smaktat 1 point2 points ago

Literally held my breath after I read this. Instant terrible feel, breh.

[–]deruben 0 points1 point ago

I thought the same o.o

[–]SageOfSkyrim -1 points0 points ago

Does that dog have vertigo?

[–]laur7620 0 points1 point ago

Does that dog have vitiligo?

[–]k4hill -1 points0 points ago

Bum legs?

[–]6Jonnie6 1 point2 points ago

Still smells a bit like summer in here.

[–]snixorcek 0 points1 point ago

boxer?

[–]LagWagon 0 points1 point ago

Or you could just leave the lights on...

[–]Lelleybug 0 points1 point ago

Carpet burn:/

[–]ScramDammity 0 points1 point ago

I want that animal. Give me.

[–]Another_Desk_Jockey 1 point2 points ago

Hey! Look on the bright side! After school you don't get summer breaks any more so you get to feel like this 5 days a week, probably until you die!

[–]PinkNoodles 0 points1 point ago

As a teacher, I feel the same way.

[–]Red_Leader123 0 points1 point ago

No way, he is going way too fast for it to be school.

[–]Yage2006 0 points1 point ago

Or the best impersonation of David Hasselhoff ever performed by a dog :)

[–]Lioncup 0 points1 point ago

I love boxers. Especially Linus the boxer. Go watch his Youtube channel, now.

[–]DETECTIVE_DICKFACE -2 points-1 points ago

Very high chance this dog has consumed alcohol or some ganj.

My dog has accidentally done both and acts almost exactly like this..

[–]bTurk -2 points-1 points ago

I don't get it

[–]lonesome_god 0 points1 point ago

That's nothing. This is how I get to school the first day CLICK

[–]oscooter -1 points0 points ago

Before anyone posts "OMG A MOVING JPG?! WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY":

I've written a write up here on reddit about this before -- but file extensions do not matter. MIME types and file headers are what matter. The only real thing file extensions are useful for is easy recognition of what type of file it is for humans and associations with what program your operating system should launch to open it.

Try something. Take a PDF or some other type of file. Rename the extension to .txt. Try opening it. Your computer will open it with your default text editor. You can do this vice versa as well. Rename any TXT to a PDF, it will try to open in your default PDF viewer -- though since the file header isn't a PDF file header it will not be able to interpret it. The same goes for images that your browser opens. The extension may be .jpg, but when your browser opens it and goes to view it, it reads the file header/mime type, sees it's a .gif, and interprets it as such instead of a .jpg.

[–]milleniummanp7 -3 points-2 points ago

I want to stand on it and use it as a sledge