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[–]Farkeman 532 points533 points ago

you love him so much that you rehost his content instead of giving him well deserved traffic...

[–]TheVapourRub 202 points203 points ago

He (I believe his name is the Frogman) actually posted this to reddit and used imgur because his site was being blocked by reddit. Karma decay didn't pick it up but I do remember reading his comment when he first posted this about two weeks ago.

[–]korbonix 124 points125 points ago

I like this semi-subtle way to call out a repost.

[–]TheVapourRub 5 points6 points ago

Haha it wasn't intentional. I went looking for his post because I couldn't remember what exactly he said. Figured Karma Decay was the way to go.

[–]6times9is42 5 points6 points ago

IIRC his site wasn't blocked, just his reddit account.

[–]depvetteguy 0 points1 point ago

user name taken from hitchhikers guide tv series scene?

[–]ColouredPants 0 points1 point ago

I'd say more likely it's from the 5(6) part book trilogy. Source: I've read them all too many times to count and I run a book store.

[–]6times9is42 0 points1 point ago

I havn't seen the tv series yet.

[–]panders2reddit -1 points0 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
I absolutely love this man 1com 4pts 7hrs funny
This guy really doesn't care about the size of your jeans 102coms 398pts 22dys funny

[–]waffels 25 points26 points ago

Boy, I sure never get tired of seeing this bitchfest everytime.

[–]SamEdge 12 points13 points ago

How is this not getting him traffic? I discovered Frogman through reddit because he kept popping up. If you read through the rest of the comments you can see that his blog gets linked several times. If anything, this generates more traffic for him. Plus I am pretty sure his blog would be marked as spam if it was directly linked to reddit.

[–]millerswiller 10 points11 points ago

Agreed. Also . . . just to reiterate . . . here's the link (again) to his blog:

http://thefrogman.me/

[–]Farkeman 4 points5 points ago

but if you link directly to his blog it would be even more traffic! not sure about the spam part, but I doubt that would happen...

[–]SamEdge 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately, it is true. It would be marked as spam. It would be great if there was a way for someone to use imgur and at the same time source the image.

[–]DCMFDOOM 0 points1 point ago

If only you could add a title and description to the images you host on imgur...

[–]SamEdge 0 points1 point ago

Ha, touché. I was thinking more along the lines of clicking a link since people are so lazy. Kind of like on tumblr if you source the image and someone clicks it it links you to the source directly.

[–]fairwayks 0 points1 point ago

I'm SO confused....

[–]laddergoat89 0 points1 point ago

Well said.

[–]Clockian -1 points0 points ago

Rehost and repost, what a deal!

[–]iDP 170 points171 points ago

Fuck yeah Pabu. He is one adorable fire ferret.

[–]Theonenerd 37 points38 points ago

I'm now checking all my reclining chairs to avoid killing Pabu, I don't even have reclining chairs.

[–]spunkymarimba 5 points6 points ago

How will you check that which is not there to check?

[–]YouPickMyName 1 point2 points ago

That's some deep stuff.

[–]korbonix 6 points7 points ago

I love tautological checks.

[–]flosofl 14 points15 points ago

Hey! The first rule of Tautology Club is the first rule of Tautology Club!

[–]NotWithThatAttitude 7 points8 points ago

Tautology (rhetoric), using different words to say the same thing, or a series of self-reinforcing statements that cannot be disproved because they depend on the assumption that they are already correct

Tautology (logic), a technical notion in formal logic, universal unconditioned truth, always valid

Tautology (rule of inference), a rule of replacement for logical expressions in some systems of propositional logic

Hmm. Learned a new word. You made a wrinkle in my brain! Thanks friend! :)

[–]korbonix 1 point2 points ago

you're quite welcome. As a mathematician, logical tautologies are one of my favorite things! (rhetorical tautologies are kinda boring to me at times...they're too easy ;) )

[–]NotWithThatAttitude 2 points3 points ago

As a non-mathematician "logical tautologies" sounds like a rad band name...or a sex position.

[–]Sniper98g 0 points1 point ago

I got into the habit of checking for ferrets all the time when I had them. Now I don't have them any more (Cancer and Liver failure) but I still find myself checking all the time.

[–]SpaceManAndy 2 points3 points ago

Would you rather have Pabu or Momo as a pet?

[–]z0mbiassassin 12 points13 points ago

Momo, I love Pabu, but Momo can fly.

[–]SpaceManAndy 4 points5 points ago

Ok, then I guess that answers the Appa vs. Naga question. I would almost choose Naga because in a modern world, Appa is just too big to be convenient, but... flying.

[–]images-ofbrokenlight 7 points8 points ago

I personally prefer platypus-bears. They look so cool!

[–]N0V0w3ls 7 points8 points ago

I like just bears.

[–]EdwinMerit 6 points7 points ago

not an armadillo-bear?

[–]N0V0w3ls 10 points11 points ago

No. Just...bear.

[–]Sirtubb 10 points11 points ago

this place is weird

[–]Chuymatt 2 points3 points ago

It is a silly place.

[–]ilikecommunitylots 5 points6 points ago

I'm pretty sure he means gopher bear

[–]images-ofbrokenlight 1 point2 points ago

...Just bear?

[–]SpaceManAndy 0 points1 point ago

And they lay eggs!

[–]Dumpstababy 1 point2 points ago

platypus bear? no. skunk bear? nope. armadillo bear? uh-huh. gopher bear? no, the invitation just says bear.

[–]images-ofbrokenlight 1 point2 points ago

Weeeiiiirrrddd.

[–]derpMD 2 points3 points ago

Not sure on this one. Appa is awesome and flying would pretty much rule all. Still, Naga is hella smart and I love dogs so a giant dog would be a lot of fun to have as a friend/sidekick.

I did teach my old dog to come when I said "yip yip".

[–]SpaceManAndy 0 points1 point ago

Can we get married?

[–]derpMD 0 points1 point ago

I dunno...I'm pretty sure I recognize your handle from some "City That Breeds" blog entries. That's awfully close to home and my girlfriend might not like it.

[–]SpaceManAndy 0 points1 point ago

I've been discovered! I assumed that MD was doctor, not Maryland. Maybe we can just be friends. Howdy neighbor!

[–]derpMD 0 points1 point ago

Sup! No doctor here but I did go to 4 extra years of derp school.

[–]SpaceManAndy 0 points1 point ago

Oh hey, did you go to University of Herp?

[–]Krabberfrabber 5 points6 points ago

Why does Pabu look like a red panda instead of a ferret?

[–]dogsarentedible 12 points13 points ago

Pssst... Hey... Um, I'm just telling you this for your sake, but do not link reddit directly to funnyjunk. That shit will get you killed.

[–]Krabberfrabber 2 points3 points ago

Good to know... I might just you know, go back and change the link to wikipedia before they send the ninj

[–]ginyuforce 4 points5 points ago

ninj what??

dammit, they got him already

[–]mirriwah 10 points11 points ago

In TLA-verse, pretty much all animals (save for one, deemed "weird"), are combinations of two animals. Momo is a flying lemur (probably part-bat?), Appa is a flying bison (part...I have no idea, flying whale?), there's also reptilebirds, buzzardwasps, penguinotters, etc.

Pabu isn't just a ferret he's a fire ferret, combination fire and ferret. One would postulate that it's because the animals are indigenous to the Fire Nation, but one would also postulate that the Fire Nation is like an analogy to militant communist China, where red pandas are also indigenous (areas around Tibet, Himalayas etc.) Red Pandas are also referred to as "Firefoxes" (which is why the Firefox browser mascot is, or was, a Red Panda).

So, in short, a "Fire Ferret" is a Fire National indigenous critter that is a combination of the animals we know as a red panda and a ferret. And an adorable one he is.

[–]Krabberfrabber 0 points1 point ago

Aaah Okay, that makes sense now, thanks for explaining! (I've never watched TLA, so just looking at the picture made me quite confused.)

[–]Avrienne 0 points1 point ago

It's more obvious when he's not sitting in that pose, but Pabu's body shape is very elongated like a ferret's, while his coloring is entirely red panda. Like so.

[–]onebnikl 0 points1 point ago

Appa's other part is manatee I think.

[–]mirriwah 0 points1 point ago

Interesting theory.

Imagine if manatees could fly o__o

[–]grundlebuster 2 points3 points ago

The animals in the world of the Avatar series are an amalgamation of multiple animals.

[–]darkfred 125 points126 points ago

Wow, world is a small place. I used to work with this guy. Great guy. Actually does have an enlarged heart. He jokes about it, but its sad. Also has an epic beard.

[–]imthehacker[S] 115 points116 points ago

You do realize he is basically an internet celebrity right? He has hundreds of hilarious pictures like this out there. You sound like this is the first time you ever saw him online.

http://thefrogman.me/

[–]smoothmann 55 points56 points ago

[–]Antrikshy 7 points8 points ago

He's also andrewsmith1986, who is also POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY, IIRC.

[–]baronvoncarson 19 points20 points ago

Wait, what?

[–]AwkwardTurtle 6 points7 points ago

I was pretty sure that whole deal with andrewsmith1986 and POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY just screwing with people.

Something have happened that I didn't see though. Reddit cares far too much about recognizable names on here.

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[–]CJGibson 0 points1 point ago

There is no one else on reddit. It's basically just you and andrewsmith1986. Everyone else is one of his puppet accounts.

[–]ohioslayer -3 points-2 points ago

No, he isn't, at least both of them that is. He COULD technically be one of them though, but they are not the same person.

[–]Antrikshy 17 points18 points ago

But those two are the same people.

[–]Pyrotical 5 points6 points ago

He is not. But those two aliases are used by the same guy. Trust me. I have, like, no life.

[–]Tronaxious 14 points15 points ago

Well, I wouldn't call it hilarious. Amusing, maybe..

[–]gloomdoom 33 points34 points ago

This is reddit! You must fawn over the medicore and speak only in hyperbole! It's like 96% of redditors are on opiates and constantly have that warm and fuzzy 'I want to hug everyone' feeling.

It's OK to admit when something isn't funny or has no merit. The Internet is literally chock full of useless bullshit that everyone wants to pretend like it's mind boggling, creative and original.

That little retarded kid on YouTube who lip-syncs songs on video? That's the worst shit in the world and somehow people are stupid enough to turn that into a phenomenon. It's literally the musical version of "ouch, my nuts."

It's ok to point out when something is useless and medicore. This isn't a rant against frogman, it's a rant against this hivemind acceptance of bullshit because everyone is afraid to be the last person at the party so they embrace every fucking thing in an obscene and exaggerated manner.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

I think Frogman and that poofy haired lip synch kid were funny. I also laugh at rage faces (dear god! Kill her with fire!) when they aren't being forced to tell a lame made up story.

It's as simple as not caring. If its funny to me, I chuckle. If its unpopular (most of my friends loathe Land of the Lost with Will Ferrell, I think its hilarious) or popular (poof hair kid), who cares? Laugh if you think its funny, move on if you don't.

I honestly don't understand how having a different sense of humor makes you better, smarter, or edgy. It's like on Seinfeld, when nobody understood the New Yorker cartoon, but pretended to because it was supposed to be "smart."

Fuck it. If you think its funny, laugh.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Hands down one of my all time fav episodes. "Professor, this ship is capable of going 99% light speed, so why are we going 35 miles an hour?"...."Because we're in a hurry dammit!"

[–]KyleStannings 2 points3 points ago

Sounds like more people should be doing opiates if it has that effect.

[–]NotlimTheGreat 3 points4 points ago

Or, you know, some people actually do find his stuff hilarious and not mediocre at all.

[–]CuriousAbra 1 point2 points ago

God damn it you're right!

New Futurama isn't very good! There, I said it! I fucking said it. Occasionally you get a decent episode, but the soul of the show is just gone. Sci-fi-stylized pop culture references are now just pop culture references, the word play is almost non-existent, the character's personalities seem to have been re-written as generic stereotypes. I can't even bring myself to sit through the latest episode! It's just too much bland sitcom comedy.

Whew, that's a load of my chest.

[–]WarlordFred 0 points1 point ago

Or maybe different people like different things and you're getting angry when people like things you don't, when you could be looking at things you like instead.

[–]sugarfixkid 3 points4 points ago

If you KNOW where his website is, why did you rehost it and steal his ad revenue?

[–]Mrkangaimroo -1 points0 points ago

It's my first time.

[–]Catman789 -1 points0 points ago

It's more special when the user knows him personally

[–]Dirtylicious -1 points0 points ago

First time ive seen him.

[–]Dancing_Skeleton 22 points23 points ago

If you love him so much, why don't you marry him?

[–]Matthef 11 points12 points ago

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it.

[–]CJGibson 1 point2 points ago

I would totally put a ring on the Frogman.

[–]callgirlofcthulhu 2 points3 points ago

I would but he keeps rebuffing my advances.

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[–]poleethman 1 point2 points ago

You lasted 5 cards longer than me.

[–]grimebox 39 points40 points ago

He has that nerdy humour that I just can't relate to unfortunately

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

Did....did I just get called a nerd? sigh Back to my WoW then :(

[–]lolinyerface 3 points4 points ago

Will /dance for epics!

[–]F1A 1 point2 points ago

God I miss that game.

[–]lolinyerface 0 points1 point ago

Hah. Dude. My bro And are nostalgia-ing hard on some classic Everquest over at project 1999. Haven't had this much fun in yeeeears!

[–]Their_Police 4 points5 points ago

Which part of this is nerdy humor, if I may ask?

[–]grimebox 30 points31 points ago

This is going to be difficult for me to describe.

Pretty much all of it. Fairly oddball humour that jumps from one idea to another quite rapidly. There is train of thought that doesn't follow how I would I expect. Also drawing cutsie pictures along side does nothing for me.

[–]Their_Police 4 points5 points ago

That's fair, I was just wondering.

[–]goeatweeds 4 points5 points ago

"monkey cheese" bullshit is the correct term - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Monkey%20Cheese

[–]Beanie7291 0 points1 point ago

You nailed it. My one nerdy friend loves all this stuff. I wish I got it cause it makes him so happy, but it's just....yeah no.

But I guess good for this guy? A leader of nerdish humor

[–]looseleafer 28 points29 points ago

the over-arching randomness (no real punch line, just an excuse to write shit on cards), the most overused 'drug joke' in existence (again, only a very young audience would find this new or funny), the idea that something being like a boob is humorous

all in all, they are very childish/simplistic forms of humor - i pretty much described 90% of frogman images in one go

[–]TexasShiv 3 points4 points ago

I am been attempting to come up with an explanation for all these new quirky commercials that we see on T.V. It seems like this generation that has this humor(I call it the Napolean Dynamite humor?) is getting jobs in marketing and influencing what commercials/products we see. This is the most perfect succinct explanation I've seen.

[–]bw1870 4 points5 points ago

Contrived randomness and quirkiness is pretty tired as a form of humor.

[–]caperfilly 1 point2 points ago

I think it would have been funnier if it was just the first two pannels: http://i.imgur.com/irPLU.png

The original just kind of waffles aimlessly with no real punchline.

[–]Bezzie 20 points21 points ago

I will never understand why he's so popular. I truly don't think he's that funny.

[–]Shampyon 2 points3 points ago

Other people do.

Mystery solved!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Based on his furniture and stuff on the walls and sundry and whatnot, my guess is that he lives in or around New Hampshire or close to Martha Stewart.

[–]dekutam 22 points23 points ago

I see him all over, who is he? He's a good guy.

[–]TheKronk 35 points36 points ago

[–]brycebrown 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure this guy once taught me how to give my dog drugs.

[–]Smaktat 10 points11 points ago

I feel like I'm the only one that finds this annoying and hard to read...

[–]kenetha65 3 points4 points ago

Thank you for reposting this if that's what's happened. Because I didn't see it before - which is one reason that reposting is NOT the big sin. Serial reposting might be but cheezncrackers, people, lay off the repost complaints for a while, eh?

[–]kingac 8 points9 points ago

Should I feel bad if this is not funny to me?

[–]trolli_baba 18 points19 points ago

this is stupid

[–]Kevin15Millar 49 points50 points ago

God this guy annoys the hell out of me

[–]WezVC 55 points56 points ago

I'm kind of with you, it's not him personally that annoys me, it's the people that think he's the most hilarious thing on this planet that annoy me.

I'm sure he's a nice guy but I just don't find him funny in the slightest.

[–]Iainfixie 15 points16 points ago

I find it annoying that when Thefrogman was banned he whined and bitched to the mods/admins of /r/funny daily about how he was losing "ad-revenue" and that "he wouldn't be able to pay his bills unless they unbanned him". I had no problem with him until that childish fiasco!

[–]Symbolis 2 points3 points ago

Wait...why was he banned?

[–]Iainfixie 16 points17 points ago

Spamposting, he was posting only his content, asking his people on tumblr to post his content to all relevant subreddits. He fit the bill for spammer, and was dealt with accordingly so. Then he went on a bitch fit, had more people than ever posting his stuff, wouldn't take the compromise the mods offered him, and continued to whine and cry until they unbanned him just to shut him up.

He subsists completely on ad-rev, and informs his fans to upvote his content (or at least he was doing that, haven't looked at his site in a long, long time). Also, the sockpuppets!

Edit: I dislike his content, but I respect him and wish him the best as a person. I'd actually really enjoy having the chance to have a drink or two with him and learn more about his creative process. He seems like a top-notch dude, I just don't like seeing him on the frontpage of every relevant subreddit. lol.

[–]arcturussage 1 point2 points ago

I've been following him for a while now and haven't seen him ever ask people to upvote his content.

I would complain if I got banned to. He creates original content and links back to his site, it seems weird that that would be considered 'spam'. To me spam would be someone that steals or rehosts content on a blog just for ad revenue.

If we start banning anyone that links to their original content on their own site people will stop posting original content.

[–]Iainfixie 4 points5 points ago

You can post your original content, but when that's all you post 10+ times per day it falls under the spam radar. He was asking people in the comments on his site, as well as on here in comments to post his content to all relevant subreddits for him. Currently there is over 5 frontpage posts of Frogman posted by users that are not him.

Spam is handled very delicately here, I frequently assist with /r/reportthespammers and have gotten a good bead on what does, or does not constitute as spam.

I dislike him personally, for the triade of messages to admins/modmins about his lost revenue and how his chronic fatigue syndrome won't allow him to do anything else but earn money from his website, and the only way he can earn said money is by posting everything daily on reddit. However, I normally ignore it, downvote, and move on. If reddit enjoys him, and he's following his rules that mods put on him, then I have no problems with just ignoring his content and wishing him the best in his pursuits.

[–]Limond 4 points5 points ago

Because his links were to his own site where he made original content. That was seen as spam by the admins because 75% or more of his posts were to his site. Not that he was actually spamming reddit daily with his site. More like once a week.

[–]Planet-man 5 points6 points ago

Honestly, honestly, Reddit? Fuck you!

[–]badnote 6 points7 points ago

Nope. Not funny sorry.

[–]rakuenCallisto 12 points13 points ago

This is crap.

[–]not_very_creative 3 points4 points ago

who is this and why is he all over my internet?

[–]Tbau5 10 points11 points ago

If you love this man, why do you link to imgur and not his website?

http://thefrogman.me/

[–]megalurkeruygcxrtgbn 5 points6 points ago

I heard in another comment that reddit blocks his site from submissions (spam filter). Five hours ago, OP did link to his site.

[–]Champloo- 6 points7 points ago

2 of the 3 top posts are reposts that have already been posted in the last 3 months. I really get tired of browsing Reddit when I already know 50 % of the submissions.

[–]jelde 6 points7 points ago

his unkempt appearance and stupid hat are probably what bothers me more than his "LOL RANDOM" sense of humor.

[–]spunkymarimba 2 points3 points ago

It seems to me that this man has never been professionally employed as a frogman or commercial deep water diver. If he will lie about this, where will the lies end?

[–]op1500 2 points3 points ago

Seems his lies are also linked to drug addiction in Corgi's:

http://thefrogman.me/search/drugs

[–]UndeadBuggalo 0 points1 point ago

Pabu!

[–]chris4276 -1 points0 points ago

Pabu? Pabu! I thought i was in /r/thelastairbender for a sec

[–]notmylegalname 2 points3 points ago

It's been Posted before.

[–]Hitsu-Ni-Sharugi 2 points3 points ago

Suddenly, reposts, Reposts everywhere!

[–]maximumdrone 3 points4 points ago

That's no ferret, it's a fire ferret!

[–]frooglekade 3 points4 points ago

PABU!!!!!

[–]Ghost_Redditor 6 points7 points ago

Well, time to unsubscribe from /r/pics.

[–]Alphapix 2 points3 points ago

That's a red panda, not a ferret.

[–]DickBaggins 4 points5 points ago

did not read

[–]Brudus 5 points6 points ago

Incredibly fat and incredibly un-funny.

[–]fixthecopier 0 points1 point ago

Looks like he would be an interesting neighbor.

[–]jaxxed 3 points4 points ago

:( I had a ferret die in a recliner.

[–]PAfrog13 0 points1 point ago

the total time that i laughed or even smirked at something this man posted... zero, zero times...

[–]Dannybaker -2 points-1 points ago

This extremely fat individual is not funny to me.

[–]PAfrog13 -2 points-1 points ago

amen

[–]smoothoperator69 -1 points0 points ago

this guy has a ferret and a Corgi!! He must get all the chicks.....

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[–]Theonenerd -1 points0 points ago

Pabu is a fire ferret not a red panda.

[–]hellbrainsx 1 point2 points ago

yeah but unlike every other animal in avatar where they are mixes of animals Pabu looks exactly like a red panda.

[–]WontThinkStraight 1 point2 points ago

Found no ferrets. I am disappoint :(

[–]beerbabe 0 points1 point ago

I keep looking, hoping to find one, and I never do.

I might need to get a recliner.

[–]BuckeyeBentley 1 point2 points ago

[–]bananamunchies 1 point2 points ago

Every time I see this I'm expecting a new series of cards, but nope - another repost.

[–]stuartwlsn -1 points0 points ago

I loved him too. Especially when he posted this same thing like 3 weeks ago.

[–]poteaser 1 point2 points ago

I sat back in my reclining chair once, and didn't realize my cat was in there. Holy shit, it sounded like the world was ending. I never sat so quick in my life. Cat was fine by the way.

EDIT-"I never sat UP so quick in my life."

[–]bonamon -1 points0 points ago

Isn't this the man that wanted to turn himself into a meme too? Am I imagining this? Either way, nice message.

[–]Poop_Land_420 0 points1 point ago

You love him for the karma he gets you.

[–]jmdxsvhs15 -1 points0 points ago

I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU!

[–]kiwimonster21 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how many times this will make the front page.

[–]Dustn323 -1 points0 points ago

As I scrolled through I wondered, " how did this make the front pa...oh wait, there's the cat".

[–]Envyyy 4 points5 points ago

Nigga that's a dog.

[–]Dustn323 -1 points0 points ago

hahah. so it is. let this be a lesson to you kids out there. No Redditing from your phone. You may end up mixing up Karma Generators.

[–]strat_squam -1 points0 points ago

My parents paralyzed my ferret when they got frisky on our couch one evening. We had to put him down. Listen to this guy he knows what he is talking about.

[–]TokyoXtreme 0 points1 point ago

Don't any women in the USA wear skirts?

[–]suckitphil 0 points1 point ago

Hemochromatosis also causes an enlarged heart if left untreated. After a while the heart breaks down and the person eventually dies.

[–]THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN -1 points0 points ago

Love his handwriting.

clap, clap, clap

[–]RandyMachoManSavage 0 points1 point ago

Ben?!

[–]PoochDoobie -1 points0 points ago

Your skin is your biggest organ.

[–]Danger-Moose 1 point2 points ago

Isn't the skin the largest sex organ?

[–]LoveBird_of_Doom 0 points1 point ago

My ferret won the war with his recliner - I checked it regularly and he ripped the stuffing out of it.

He did bite one of my friends on the ass though....

[–]razgrez -1 points0 points ago

my ferret died in a reclining couch.....

[–]lickNstick -1 points0 points ago

Who is this man?!!!! hes AMAZING

[–]abumpdabump 0 points1 point ago

was that the fire ferret from Korra?

[–]someaccount1213 0 points1 point ago

Eh? I hate people who are needlessly smartass.

[–]uniquinick33256 0 points1 point ago

Okay, I love this guy, but i don't know who he is.....what's his name!

[–]Logan0716 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for the laugh. I totally needed that today!

[–]AgedAardvark 0 points1 point ago

"The brain is the largest erogenous zone."

"Maybe on you."

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

He's a funny dude.

[–]trollface62 0 points1 point ago

This guy is awesome

[–]juicius 0 points1 point ago

Actually, I believe skin is the largest sex organ, if it's being used sexually.

But on that vein, and for a limited demographic, a church organ is the largest sex organ.

I'll see myself out.

[–]KesselRunning 0 points1 point ago

Has ferrets. Upvote.

[–]Wingly 1 point2 points ago

How many times am I going to see this on reddit this year?

[–]always_an_adventure7 0 points1 point ago

Pabu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]willendorfVenus 0 points1 point ago

So that dude lives in a Cracker Barrel?

[–]guaranteeddownvotes 0 points1 point ago

This guy isn't funny. At all.

[–]LockesKidney 0 points1 point ago

Given his current health condition doesn't look like he will be with us much longer. He almost looks like he needs bypass

[–]Ben4przedent 1 point2 points ago

His use of corgi(s) in his posts are what takes him to the next level

[–]Merendino 0 points1 point ago

His face just puts a smile on mine.

[–]addzhh 0 points1 point ago

I love this man too.

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago

he has nice hair.

[–]sananibar 1 point2 points ago

I know what you're talking about. Talking about real love.

[–]tme001 1 point2 points ago

Hilarity doth ensue davon.

[–]NotTheNews 0 points1 point ago

Frogman has a nice house.

[–]looseleafer 8 points9 points ago

frogman's parents have a nice house*

[–]RugerRedhawk 1 point2 points ago

Corny

[–]ShawshankHarper -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for Pabu!

[–]ScreamingAloudInside -1 points0 points ago

I wasn't gonna read it (bah long verticals) but then I did and I was glad I did.

[–]flumpis 1 point2 points ago

Wow, that was absolutely terrible.