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How I feel when i preform oral sex on a woman (i.imgur.com)

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[–]AflakMe 90 points91 points ago

Yes, women love it when you make extremely fast puking motions while you're down there

[–]notacop911 51 points52 points ago

it's the only way I can get off....

[–]runs_with_bacon 10 points11 points ago

...by visual stimulation.

[–]ILikeWhereThisIsGoin 2 points3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/yUqX9.png

[–]BCP27 24 points25 points ago

This was a clip taken from a submission on /r/videos a month or so ago. Clearly, they just made a quick gif from it and waited till everyone forgot. Then, they could post a funny gif with an unoriginal title and claim hilarious originality.

But they didn't count on one thing.

I never forget, I never forgive, and I never log out.

[–]TheVitalVice420 10 points11 points ago

an elephant never logs out.

wait..

[–]QWOPtain 4 points5 points ago

"Elephants never forgive, and they never log off."

~Thomas Jefferson

[–]Kotick_Smasher 1 point2 points ago

God bless you.

[–]IReadYourCommentSexy 13 points14 points ago

Click for comment

[–]Jestified 0 points1 point ago

So what you're telling me with this sarcasm...is that, instead, I should make a long drawn out puking motion maybe even complete with puke and loud guttural noises emanating deep from within my throat?

[–]brokendimension 1 point2 points ago

The whiskers are a big plus too.

[–]laasbuk 24 points25 points ago

This is my method.

[–]QWOPtain 7 points8 points ago

That's quite a big vagina you stick your face into.

[–]Muravaww 36 points37 points ago

I feel like I posted this yesterday

[–]Bike_stole_my_nigga 13 points14 points ago

This one is funnier

[–]YoureInAGhostStory 12 points13 points ago

I'm sorry for your loss. I hope he gets returned soon.

[–]zLeq 7 points8 points ago

Stupid bikes, always stealing peoples niggas.

[–]b0w3n 3 points4 points ago

I feel like I asked this yesterday, can I help?

[–]HardCorwen 1 point2 points ago

What. is. this..

[–]god_of_tits_an_wine 51 points52 points ago

You're doing it wrong.

[–]derajydac 15 points16 points ago

The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where is the god of tits and wine?

[–]snoharm 14 points15 points ago

Wrong thread, Tyrion.

[–]derajydac 5 points6 points ago

snoharm : I'm not entirely sure what you're suggesting.

derajydac: I'm entirely sure, you're entirely sure, what I'm suggesting.

[–]Carnifax66 6 points7 points ago

Hodor.

[–]FourtyTwoo 32 points33 points ago

To all the people saying he's doing it wrong:

He's a manatee.. what did you expect?

[–]smellyfartcloud 8 points9 points ago

Walrus not manatee

[–]krisinho 1 point2 points ago

Now I understand the Beatles song: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_the_Walrus

[–]itago 1 point2 points ago

goo goo goo joob!

[–]zLeq 6 points7 points ago

I don't know that feel:(

[–]kvotaw 11 points12 points ago

Please do not do this.

[–]BobaFresh 11 points12 points ago

And how do you feel when "preforming" on a man?

[–]666SATANLANE 1 point2 points ago

We must know the answer to this!

[–]BeyondAeon 7 points8 points ago

It's all about how they feel though ;)

[–]taylor297 1 point2 points ago

Is it a race or something?

[–]Latino_Cream_King 2 points3 points ago

Not to alarm you or anything, but I think you might be a manatee.

[–]TheCats_PJs 6 points7 points ago

this is actually grossing me out hahahha

[–]comma__sama 2 points3 points ago

MORE TONGUE

[–]IdiotMD 2 points3 points ago

That's how you look too.

[–]chloeouimet 6 points7 points ago

For a moment I wondered what "preform" meant... Silly me.

[–]madonnaboomboom 5 points6 points ago

Holy shit that cracked me up! My wife woke up from me laughing so loudly.

[–]youRheaDiSoNfirE 22 points23 points ago

You know what to do.

[–]IWankYouWonk 6 points7 points ago

That's because you're doing it wrong.

[–]itsbobfg 2 points3 points ago

youre doing it wrong

[–]cruncha -1 points0 points ago

So you feel like a walrus when you eat pussy?

[–]stooge89 -1 points0 points ago

Thank you for lol'ing me hard.

[–]CircumcisedSpine 1 point2 points ago

this more coincides with how I look when my wife says, "Harder, faster!"

[–]fragglestickcar 1 point2 points ago

Just don't blow air in, or they can explode.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Mott mott mott mott mott...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

preform.

[–]Daniellamb 0 points1 point ago

I think your form may be slightly off.

[–]trilWillem 0 points1 point ago

I feel like a goddamn champion when I do it!

[–]LesMiserables 0 points1 point ago

Wait, that picture is a moving JPG...

[–]Thisusernameisdope 0 points1 point ago

Mfw reading the title, then seeing this. http://imgur.com/bQLYh

[–]slackeyed 0 points1 point ago

title comnts points age /r/
No title needed. 2coms -6pts 25dys funny
[HIFW] I perform oral sex on a woman 10coms 336pts 26dys HIFW
Visiting r/gonewild 1com 9pts 28dys funny

source: karmadecay

[–]cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese 1 point2 points ago

This is the best use of that gif

[–]biesterd1 -1 points0 points ago

I'm no doctor, but you might be doing something wrong here

[–]brakattak -2 points-1 points ago

I have a hard time believing in the existence of Redditors who perform oral sex on anyone.

[–]boobsmcgraw 8 points9 points ago

Really? Coz I was suckin' cock like a champ last night.

[–]brakattak -2 points-1 points ago

Oh lord, do I really need to tag sarcasm and humor in posts? Get over it

[–]boobsmcgraw 0 points1 point ago

Lol wow I think you need to take your own advice, I was just responding to your joke with one of my own. Sheesh.

[–]ThatsPopetastic -2 points-1 points ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahah. Because everyone on here are losers right! CoD sucks btw. EA is the devil. And Romney is Hitler in disguise.

[–]Chancholoraq -4 points-3 points ago

...

.....

[–]alexslivi -3 points-2 points ago

And how I feel when a woman performs oral sex on me.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

You're doing it right!

[–]NashtheLion -2 points-1 points ago

LOLPASSOUTANDWAKEUPCONFUSED

[–]spencewah -2 points-1 points ago

Slow down, spaz.

[–]thegregazor -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, that's how I imagine it would feel too. Sigh....

[–]tremblate -1 points0 points ago

wrong lip!

[–]edavid21 -2 points-1 points ago

Crying laughing

[–]shartie -5 points-4 points ago

OMG I laughed so hard I almost pooped my self. Thanks!

[–]JonVanDyke -5 points-4 points ago

Isn't oral sex that thing that women do to me that I don't do to them?

Sometimes I will give them a congratulatory slap on the ass if they do it right though.

[–]plank831 -3 points-2 points ago

When it starts getting slippery/sloppy down there it feels like this on my face

http://gifs.gifbin.com/062011/reverse-1308916112_shaking_head.gif

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