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[–]deku12345 45 points46 points ago

I laughed a lot at the fact that the hyphens in the phone number were little teal pontiacs.

[–]vulcanmum 3 points4 points ago

Holy shit I didn't even notice that!

[–]TheTots 61 points62 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Jesus Tap-dancing Christ 1com -2pts 1mo funny
Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ! 0coms 1pt 1mo funny
I DON'T BELIEVE!!!!! 0coms -6pts 4mos funny
How fast do you think my friend will sell this POS car with this amazing ad? 3coms 10pts 4mos pics
Redditor selling his car on Craigslist 382coms 1492pts 4mos WTF
Just checking some car ads on craigslist when... 63coms 683pts 4mos funny
Boys, THIS is how you sell a car. 3coms 31pts 2mos funny
This guy knows how to sell a car. 1com 6pts 8hrs funny
Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ! 1com 3pts 10dys funny
Bitches love dudes in Grand Ams 0coms 4pts 19dys funny
Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ! 0coms 5pts 24dys funny
So I was looking for a car on Craigslist... 8coms 37pts 1mo funny
Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ! 2coms 1pt 1mo funny
1995 Pontiac Grand Am 25coms 243pts 2mos funny
For Sale: 1995 Pontiac Grand AM 3coms 10pts 3mos funny
Probably the best Craigslist ad ever 2coms 15pts 3mos funny
Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ! 1com 2pts 6dys funny
driving it is better than your last four romantic encounters...combined! (real craigslist ad) 1com 6pts 7dys pics
Best damn used car ad ever! 5coms 7pts 7dys funny
This man knows how to sell a car 3coms 10pts 29dys funny
Car selling...you're doing it right. 9coms 28pts 29dys funny
Behold...the 1995 Pontiac Grand AM GT 4coms 9pts 1mo funny
The best way to sell a car 0coms -1pt 1mo funny
The greatest ad ever 0coms -3pts 20dys funny
Well, I'm sold! 4coms 13pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]c_brownie 12 points13 points ago

wow, this story has gotten re-posted like crazy

[–]WigginIII 14 points15 points ago

And I've been a redditor for 1.5 years and somehow missed it :(

So now I'm torn, do I stick with my guns and complain about a repost or laugh and enjoy the post, as it's "new to me!"

[–]BerryGuns -1 points0 points ago

Why complain? If it's new to you then what's the problem?

[–]Zaranthan 1 point2 points ago

"It's new to me" is a fair upvote. Next time, you can tell the whippersnappers to get off your lawn.

[–]redemit 3 points4 points ago

Most importantly, for no reason other than karmentum, this specific posting has taken silver in this list, only after the Columbus style 1492 of 4 months ago (presumably the first successful attempt).

[–]birdman361[S] -1 points0 points ago

Sweet, well in my defense, I am from 360 and thought it was a funny local ad. I hope at least some ppl got enjoyment from it, despite being a re-post.

[–]nikolai_jizm 1 point2 points ago

I'm from the 360 as well! Port Angeles reppin'

[–]Amsterdom 2 points3 points ago

r/WTF loves to upvote and comment apparently

[–]Cool_Guy_McFly 1 point2 points ago

Well player sir, well played.

[–]Ballsey 1 point2 points ago

I'm honestly surprised that the first post of this is only 4 months old.

[–]TinBryn 1 point2 points ago

I saw this several times before I even discovered reddit, now I see why

[–]chadsexytime 11 points12 points ago

Like every other pontiac / chev from the 90's - it needs a head gasket.

[–]phreeck 1 point2 points ago

Hey, my 98 'bu only needed an intake manifold gasket.

[–]seamouse 0 points1 point ago

Mine blew a gasket driving down the highway, and by that point it wasn't worth the money to fix it, so that was the end of my first car. Plus all the random electrical failures. But still, I loved that car.

[–]RedHuntingHat 9 points10 points ago

As a former Pontiac driver, I can assure you this is all absolutely accurate

[–]Millertyme2069 2 points3 points ago

Hopefully it was a 95 Pontiac. Evidently all the other years were shit.

[–]Fenor 0 points1 point ago

you had beard?

[–]seagrave23 10 points11 points ago

[–]FayeGrimm 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for posting this. Been too long since I last saw it.

[–]hheyh222 20 points21 points ago

This looks exactly like my car. It does not get me the wimens, but that's ok. I am wimins

[–]the_infinite 16 points17 points ago

Since there's wimins in the car...... technically, it worked?

[–]hheyh222 0 points1 point ago

I was drunk when I wrote this.

[–]Catcherofsouls 40 points41 points ago

It was funny - last year

[–]SirDidymus 3 points4 points ago

Screw that, hadn't seen it. Still funny. Also, when looking in the mirror each morning, are you disappointed your face hasn't changed overnight?

[–]Catcherofsouls 0 points1 point ago

Actually my face does change each morning. I have to take a razor to it to keep the stubble in check.

[–]birdman361[S] 9 points10 points ago

Hmm I didn't even know it was widely known!. I'm from WA, and saved it off Craigslist awhile ago.

[–]UltraSwagnus 3 points4 points ago

Kitsap County

[–]roflocalypselol 9 points10 points ago

Kitsap is best county.

[–]SprintForGold 11 points12 points ago

My nigga . We Kitsap County brothers.

[–]roflocalypselol 3 points4 points ago

Not the picture I was expecting. However, it's probably the one we deserve.

[–]UltraSwagnus 5 points6 points ago

Depends on what part you live in. But yeah it is pretty nice

[–]Codidly5 1 point2 points ago

Long Lake for the win. Even though it's really dirty, and shallow.

[–]MisPantalones 2 points3 points ago

Mason county! Holla!

[–]PollysLithium 2 points3 points ago

I'm from WA and knew of it..your excuses are invalid.

[–]tablloyd 0 points1 point ago

He's my area code too. You live in Vancouver? Lets get a beer sometime.

[–]birdman361[S] 0 points1 point ago

I used to live in Bellingham, but have moved east since.

[–]ProfessionalGoat 0 points1 point ago

It is still funny. But it used to, too.

[–]birdman361[S] -1 points0 points ago

I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to, too.

[–]Dronicusprime 3 points4 points ago

Show me the carfax...

[–]nunbeliver 3 points4 points ago

haha I know this guy personally!!

[–]swade7 1 point2 points ago

...cyrus? simon? who else is a redditor?

[–]linz16 0 points1 point ago

kyle? I know them too!

[–]giraffricanamerican 1 point2 points ago

Ricardo Estefan Rodriguez Montelbon?

[–]SquishMitt3n 0 points1 point ago

God damnit, I was going to make a poster like this for my car!

Now if I upload it to reddit I won't get any karma.

Aw man...

[–]PunkRockPlatypus 1 point2 points ago

Nah man, reposts get hella karma. By the time you post yours everyone will upvote it!

[–]TheWeatherUpThere 0 points1 point ago

yeah exactly! like this post! it's ben here at least 8 times now!

[–]roflcraptor 2 points3 points ago

wow, I'm currently selling two trucks on craigslist. I need to step my game up.

[–]l30 0 points1 point ago

Might want to remove the posters contact information.

[–]KellyCommaRoy 1 point2 points ago

[–]holosport 3 points4 points ago

yawn

[–]TheBusinessMan7 0 points1 point ago

Oak Harbor?

[–]Plexicraft 0 points1 point ago

$700? Damn, sign me up

[–]shtfuk 2 points3 points ago

It's got a blown head gasket. Can't you read?

[–]JackGentleman 0 points1 point ago

All the ladies can't you read ? Also this car is so manly with your puny attempt to drive it it will explode anyways.

Its meant to be put in a driveway to act as a pussymagnet.

[–]Outrage13 1 point2 points ago

How much does the shiny Ponyta cost?

[–]wesman212 2 points3 points ago

Two Chrizards. Holographic.

[–]PollysLithium -1 points0 points ago

The sad thing is I saw it on facebook first.

[–]imnocatlady 1 point2 points ago

love this :-)

[–]scrotal_misadventure 1 point2 points ago

Kitsap county representttt

[–]ringpiece21 1 point2 points ago

Yup still funny after all these years.

[–]manonymous_1994 1 point2 points ago

Don't care if it is a repost. It still gets me every time.

[–]limouse 1 point2 points ago

Best. Ad. Ever.

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

did he park across 2 parking spaces just for a picture? ..what a dick!

[–]thedailystrain 0 points1 point ago

Hey look my area code! Kitsap is superior to pierce and all other cohnties

[–]kosher_beef_hocks 1 point2 points ago

I saw a 92 Camaro with 57200 original miles on it in pristine condition for sale for 6000. This bitchin baby maker lubricator of a Pontiac makes it look like an 84 Fiat Panda rolling on 4 spares with an engine that runs on the flatulance of geriatrics and the particular flavor of shame derived from being in "The Greatest Generation" and needing a diaper.

[–]thereal_me 0 points1 point ago

This actually made CNN when it debuted.

[–]radiomlit 1 point2 points ago

this is very old

[–]itrollulol 0 points1 point ago

So.... You want to hire 4chan?

[–]vulcanmum 0 points1 point ago

first /r/funny post I've ever looked at, so glad it was this one.

[–]jackarse32 0 points1 point ago

for some reason, i read this in r. lee ermey's voice.

[–]Billwiz29 0 points1 point ago

I kind of want to buy this thing now... like seriously.. I actually want it.

[–]Sneezes_Loudly 1 point2 points ago

Importantly, a slew of ads like this were actually part of an advertising experiment, they quite literally outperform normal style listings, as dodgy as they seem.

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

I am tempted to complain about this post.

[–]GomezOpM 0 points1 point ago

Older than god

[–]xxmarluxiaxx -2 points-1 points ago

Repost

[–]1981rabbit -1 points0 points ago

stomach hurts...can't stop laffy

[–]Wraith8888 -4 points-3 points ago

This looks VERY familiar. Oh right. Because we've seen it dozens of times over the last year.

[–]TheEmbernova 2 points3 points ago

I haven't seen this before and quite enjoyed it, for that matter.

No need to get your jimmies all rustled.

[–]drruumms -1 points0 points ago

That's funny, I saw this same Craigslist ad last year.

[–]KingkaiMaui 0 points1 point ago

Helllllllllls yeah area code 3 6 0

[–]jacls0608 1 point2 points ago

Washingtonians unite?

[–]KingkaiMaui 0 points1 point ago

damn right.

[–]gallardoelise 0 points1 point ago

Fucking repost

[–]TheWeatherUpThere -1 points0 points ago

this again?

[–]GeneralBS -1 points0 points ago

Should i even begin on how old this is?