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[–]KoreanTerran 6 points7 points ago

I crush'em real nice and sprinkle them on top of some vanilla ice cream.

[–]Thr1LLHau5 3 points4 points ago

Plus they're hard enough to break your jaw. Still, they're fucking delicious.

[–]nanoz122 4 points5 points ago

Believe me, when it come to those golden oats, a few crumbs are worth it. That delicious crunchy honey taste makes every crumb feel like you are being sprinkled with awesome.

[–]moto3500 3 points4 points ago

Jesus, do you work for nutri-grain or something?

[–]Awsaim 2 points3 points ago

Jesus was a carpenter.

[–]nanoz122 1 point2 points ago

No I just eat those pretty much daily

[–]DaredevilD19 2 points3 points ago

oh so when i post this a year after it makes the front page it gets nothing but people saying repost, but two weeks later YOU get ALL THE KARMA??? feck

[–]omgchrista[S] 1 point2 points ago

Haha I'm sorry I never saw yours -- definitely would have provided you with some karma. I don't think reposts are bad, especially if they come after a year. A lot of people who frequent reddit now weren't on the site a year ago and might find the humor in it. I don't think a lot of people repost intentionally.

It would be nice if reddit could incorporate something like TinEye to do a reverse image search so people could avoid reposting pictures. It's hard to search for old image posts when sometimes the titles aren't so clearly relevant.

[–]worldofdanks 1 point2 points ago

you should never wonder this! OF COURSE IT'S WORTH IT!!

[–]theMCL 1 point2 points ago

Always worth it

[–]MissLady89 1 point2 points ago

Use it to make parfaits! It's amazing, and what sane person doesn't love a good parfait?

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

A what?

[–]zorgon55v 1 point2 points ago

It's really good crushed with yogurt.

[–]xxpoprocksxx 1 point2 points ago

every time i grab one: ... looks like im eating this outside...

[–]BigBoner4Ever 0 points1 point ago

If I was somehow trapped on my couch in my living room and had to choose from that or nothing to eat... I'd choose nothing

[–]Pappy1193 0 points1 point ago

The Dark Chocolate and Oats ones are so dank.

[–]xRinzler 0 points1 point ago

I'm not sure if dank is ever the right word.

[–]Pappy1193 0 points1 point ago

Uncomfortably warm and moist. Right in my mouth.

[–]TheScrumpster 0 points1 point ago

I have been on weight watchers for the past 3 months, and eat one of these every morning for breakfast.

....the crumby horror.

[–]okamuraha 0 points1 point ago

protip: spread peanut butter and microwave it for like 20 seconds. it gets really soft and manageable.