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[–]KayakNinja 38 points39 points ago

That thing made me sad just looking at it.

[–]SeekretSquirrel 2 points3 points ago

He ain't bringin chicks over. He's clearly goin to pound town in some poor dudes balloon knot.

[–]d7saturnV 10 points11 points ago

my heart just shattered

[–]SoCal_Trebor 8 points9 points ago

This coupled with the caption makes my heart sink to a new level of "fuuuuck man..."

[–]64oz_Slurprise 26 points27 points ago

Just say you're gay, they will leave you alone after that.

[–]Catalyst6 24 points25 points ago

Depending on the family.

"When are you bringing a boy over?"

[–]Zagaholic 36 points37 points ago

Depending on the family.

"When are you going to....GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE?!"

[–]GiveMeOneGoodReason 8 points9 points ago

Well, then you won't have to worry about bringing anyone home! Problem solved!

[–]NarcoticNarcosis 4 points5 points ago

This made me go 'awwwwww' the first time I saw it.

Now I'm going 'baaaawwwww'

Feels bad man.

[–]cefriano 5 points6 points ago

[–]markevens 7 points8 points ago

Then you ask your dad, "When are you going to take me fishing and give me the low down on getting girls?"

[–]soapman5 2 points3 points ago

Wow. I saw this and it was like looking in a mirror. I'm gonna go drink myself to sleep now.

Edit: Spelling.

[–]Shyy1234 14 points15 points ago

So fucking cute!!!!! X)

[–]Pokethug 7 points8 points ago

I would love the shit out of that thing. Not literally.

[–]Tw1tchy3y3 11 points12 points ago

When I got my first ferret, I was unaware that they like 99% of the time poo right after waking up.

Ferret woke up, I picked it up and cuddled it, it pooped on me.

Literally, loved the shit out of my ferret.

[–]Spawnlesslurkers 4 points5 points ago

What anime is this from?

[–]Koozey 2 points3 points ago

This is going to be one of the things I randomly think of over the next week and start cracking up in awkward situations.

[–]chiropter 0 points1 point ago

With a face that cute, good question!

[–]Jetavana18 1 point2 points ago

This image made me so happy...and so sad....

[–]StrongKindGentle 1 point2 points ago

That made me really sad...

[–]BladeRunner92 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, same here.

[–]loginginishard2Do 0 points1 point ago

its eyes see into my soul

[–]paradoxcircle13 0 points1 point ago

This made my day. My mother asked me this exact question 4 nights ago and this was almost my same reaction XD

[–]iLurkkkkk 0 points1 point ago

I wish people would stop posting this damn animal so I could stop feeling guilty over wanting one.

[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

how old are you? shouldnt it be more like when are you going to move out?

[–]Berjj 0 points1 point ago

A couple of years ago I started to wonder if maybe my parents think I might be gay or asexual. Sometimes I wonder if my friends might think that.

[–]DropKickIrish 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it.

[–]nightgoddess8443 0 points1 point ago

The eyes made me upvote....

[–]bootyburps 1 point2 points ago

my new favorite meme

[–]Lishani 0 points1 point ago

Take all of my chips, you cute adorable thing.

[–]awesomeasianguy 2 points3 points ago

That Slow Lori is going to die soon....no seriously http://www.futuresoon.com/2007/06/slow-loris-is-so-cute-that-its.html

[–]bunny_funeral 1 point2 points ago

who cares about the suffering of animals when it's cute and a funny joke can be made! that's what /r/funny's about, isn't it? it's not like their teeth have been ripped out so they can't bite, or that the intensity of the light is a slow torture for a nocturnal animal.

[–]murderbum999 -1 points0 points ago

With my mum, it was "stop bringing girls over until you have thought they are "the one" for a year or more".

[–]K1ND_BUDZ 0 points1 point ago

Bro, do u even lift?

[–]murderbum999 -1 points0 points ago

I lift bitches up and I put them down on my impaler.

[–]bunny_funeral -4 points-3 points ago

i know it's not your fault, op, but gifs of a tortured slow loris really shouldn't get upvotes.

[–]BetterThanKush -3 points-2 points ago

[–]jysithra 0 points1 point ago

Not a repost, same gif with a different title, still funny. Also, you linked to a repost. :) original

[–]soapman5 3 points4 points ago

Both links are purple, do I win?

[–]daftpunk34 2 points3 points ago

Not at life, but here is... Uhh, a internet point.

[–]soapman5 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, kind sir. Have one for yourself as well.

[–]Pokethug 4 points5 points ago

Is it a repost? I wouldn't consider it one. He took a gif, thought of a title to go along with it, and posted it. The only thing that this title and that one have in common are "parents" and "I." Basically, get over it, and stop trying to be a white knight.

[–]BetterThanKush 6 points7 points ago

I kinda agree with you, but I'm tired of seeing the same thing over and over again.

[–]Pokethug 4 points5 points ago

We all are. You know how I battle that? I downvote, then move on. Only about 1% of what I see on Reddit is original content. The rest is either reposts or different titles on different images. Or friendzone bullshit.

[–]Sealslut503 -2 points-1 points ago

Something about this meme just makes me chuckle!

[–]duBiYou -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like nicki minaj...

[–]DoctorJoeseph -2 points-1 points ago

LOL HEY GUYS THIS GUY CAN'T GET ANY PUSSY LETS UPVOTE THIS!

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS -2 points-1 points ago

THAT PHRASING MAKES IT SEEM LIKE THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A SACRIFICE, OR A GANG-BANG, OR SOMETHING.

[–]debash -4 points-3 points ago

Are you gay? Just come OUT..9