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How I know I'm getting old... (imgur.com)

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[–]DickRhino 24 points25 points ago

I can still manage several times per day, but I need a couple hours of rest in between. Guess I'm not 18 any more...

However, even at 18 years old, I had friends who tried to convince me that they could go 4-5 times in a row, no problem. Bullshitters, the lot of them.

[–]korkyshadow 16 points17 points ago

4-5 times in a row? that made my balls hurt. Twice in a row isn't two bad but then you need a hour or two before the next round.

[–]koolgoben 13 points14 points ago

If i do it more than 6 times in a row my cum looksand comes out like water and my dick looks like it's dry heaving.

[–]Alyssa_xD 31 points32 points ago

As a female, ew

[–]Ragnalypse 3 points4 points ago

Congratulations, you just received 30 karma for identifying yourself as female.

[–]Neodymium -1 points0 points ago

That was 29 more of us agreeing "As a female, ew"

[–]PandasSayRawr 0 points1 point ago

Why would you ever try doing it 6 times in the first place?

[–]ProN00b 8 points9 points ago

Who actually brags about going 4-5 times in a row?

[–]DickRhino 3 points4 points ago

They were bragging about sex, not jerking off. But that would have been hilarious

[–]Nokia_Bricks 2 points3 points ago

"I'll have you know, I fapped 5 times last night."

[–]DickRhino 3 points4 points ago

"And I only bled for 20 minutes."

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 0 points1 point ago

Phhsh easy I've done it before

[–]zipzopzoobitybop 10 points11 points ago

Then there's the choice between fapping or napping.

[–]Slugworf 2 points3 points ago

So true

[–]weetchex 15 points16 points ago

His hand looks like it is willing to try . . .

[–]Onslaught147 16 points17 points ago

The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

[–]livefreeordont 7 points8 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/SqRXg.gif

[–]domo-loves-yoshi 15 points16 points ago

Girls can an do.

[–]Capn_Mission 11 points12 points ago

41 years old. Can knock out 2 w/in 10 minutes. Prefer to take my time, however.

Personal record in a 24 hour time period is 17. That record was established when I was 39. I intended to go into work that day, but ultimately it did not happen.

TL;DR my monkey gets legitimately spanked a lot.

[–]cmlowe 8 points9 points ago

holy shit...

[–]joel1244 0 points1 point ago

you are a god...

[–]CletusAwreetus 7 points8 points ago

Jizzus of Masturbeth

[–]brennen7 5 points6 points ago

ive done it back to back once. Determination and heart is what you need to pull through

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 3 points4 points ago

And there's my fap for the week.

[–]MrNuoo 4 points5 points ago

Am I the only one who has only fapped twice in a day a handful (no pun intended) of times in my life?

[–]ProN00b 0 points1 point ago

This is reddit after all...

[–]BowtiesNBourbon 0 points1 point ago

How did you make it through puberty?

[–]MrNuoo 0 points1 point ago

I can't really remember that far back, I know I did it at least everyday back then. Was too afraid to look up smut so I just opened the dirty spam that got sent to my families outlook express then fapped to the thoughts of it in the bathroom. Couldn't pretend I had diarrhea all the time.

[–]danrennt98 2 points3 points ago

unless it's a good porn and you didn't make it to the end.

[–]mewditto 6 points7 points ago

RES tagged as "Watches porn for the story"

[–]johnny_seven 1 point2 points ago

It's easy...

[–]blackloveinspace 1 point2 points ago

False.

It happens every now and then.

Trust me, man.

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[–]K1Stechschlagen 0 points1 point ago

We all know that feel

[–]death_and_reposts 1 point2 points ago

I usually get off twice in a 2 minuet period

[–]gdotes 5 points6 points ago

In 3/4 time??

[–]Capn_Mission 2 points3 points ago

He used to fap to marches but now that he is older, he faps to minuets. At some point he will fap to foxtrots, and then he will die.

[–]asnof -1 points0 points ago

I saw on a sex show just fapping my night away(pre internet days) and it taught me that the male body needs at least 20 minutes between for MFPD(maximum faps per day

[–]breathefireworks 0 points1 point ago

With hard work and dedication anything is possible as long as you set your mind to it!

[–]CannibalIowa 0 points1 point ago

TIL I'm really young

[–]Mirrinias -1 points0 points ago

Glad I'm a girl. I can do it at least 3 times in a row before it gets too painful and sensitive. I'm sure other girls can do more.

[–]sumptin_wierd 0 points1 point ago

how I know I'm getting old...I just turned 29.

edit - oh, I still jerk at an 18 year old's pace.

[–]shae44448888 0 points1 point ago

I heard on Manswers that there is a 20 minute recharge time

[–]darth-nick 0 points1 point ago

I'm 18 and I can't do that.

[–]hilledrah 0 points1 point ago

What? Does this mean I've been old since... 13? 14?

[–]cpellegrino 0 points1 point ago

maybe when I was 14 or 15. At 19 I probably couldn't do more than twice without a break.

[–]barmaxw 0 points1 point ago

3rd time is when things start 2 get dry.

[–]KailieMinota -1 points0 points ago

It must suck to be a dude.

[–]BowtiesNBourbon 1 point2 points ago

Nah, having a dick rocks.

[–]KailieMinota 0 points1 point ago

Multiple orgasms are better. Also, boobies.

[–]BowtiesNBourbon 1 point2 points ago

Never said there weren't perks to being a chick. You assumed being a dude sucks and I'm informing you that it is actually quite the pleasure.

[–]KailieMinota -2 points-1 points ago

I'm sure having a cock is awesome. What's not it the inability (in most cases) to not masturbate twice in a row. I could not imagine a world where I couldn't.

[–]cooptex977 1 point2 points ago

For us younger men that isn't a challenge in the slightest.

[–]BowtiesNBourbon 1 point2 points ago

Where there is a will there is a way... now three times is pushing it. Eventually you just start shooting blanks.

[–]DutchBlitz 0 points1 point ago

Oh dear God why did I click on the comments!?

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