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[–]Zeppelin415 9 points10 points ago

ERMAGERD!!! LERVS!!!

[–]Ratswings 6 points7 points ago

Are you suggesting that you want to cripple your dog?

[–]ZGVyIHRyb2xs 3 points4 points ago

chariots of fire!

[–]ninjaface 6 points7 points ago

This is embarrassing, but this is me. I'm that dog. Where did you get this picture of me? This was taken a few years ago after I got my new chair and was out trying to catch some leaves. This picture makes me look like a complete nut job. I'm really very placid and contemplative.

Well there goes my rep.

Fuck it, I'm just going to piss on the rug and chew on some woodwork.

[–]Wheelchairdawg 0 points1 point ago

I feel like it's fair to say you really ruined my only chance of having a username relevant to the picture and then acting upon that in the comments.

[–]AlmostGaryBusey[S] -1 points0 points ago

All I could think of... Yes, this is dog.

[–]Ekiph 2 points3 points ago

Why would you want your dog crippled?

[–]Webic 2 points3 points ago

Think of it this way. If the legs are crippled, bladder and poop control is also likely down.

[–]Pronkjewail 0 points1 point ago

I wish this wasnt reposted 6 times per day.

[–]slackeyed 3 points4 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
derp x disabled 21coms 434pts 4mos funny
A glass-is-half-full type of dog 84coms 856pts 7mos aww
I FUCKING LOVE LEAVES 450coms 2077pts 10mos pics
Disabled dog :3 7coms 18pts 3mos pics
oh my god i love leaves!!!! 10coms 250pts 13dys aww
LEEEEAAAVEEESSS 3coms 40pts 8mos aww
Never fear! Rollerdog is here! 49coms 723pts 1mo WTF
Fucking leaves 17coms 291pts 7mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]moose_540 1 point2 points ago

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

[–]rb1353 1 point2 points ago

I am pretty sure this dog lives in the same town as me

[–]kirstenweirston 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the creature the boy rides in The Never Ending Story.

[–]mike43212 1 point2 points ago

FALCORRRR

[–]karlomac 1 point2 points ago

[–]McDickenSandvich 0 points1 point ago

Ben Hur

[–]sgntpepper03 0 points1 point ago

I have a Springer too! :3

[–]Wheelchairdawg 1 point2 points ago

Bro, man. I'm not just an item you can own. That's not cool, man. Not cool.

[–]mobuco 0 points1 point ago

My dog is that badass.

[–]idrathergolf 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me about 15 years ago when I tied a plastic sled to my standard poodle an tried to get him to pull me around in the snow. He took off before I could hop in an thought something was chasing him so he didn't stop running. By the time he stopped running away from the sled his back legs were bloodied up. Not one of my finer moments in life.

[–]GallonOfLube 0 points1 point ago

Well, you know where to buy a hammer.

[–]wildfire250 0 points1 point ago

Why do you want a disabled dog

[–]HerpJersey 0 points1 point ago

I don't want this as my dog.

[–]genzahg 0 points1 point ago

I don't. It probably has horribly expensive health problems.

This is the same thing as when people comment, "Oh, you're so beautiful," on pictures of people who are physically deformed. It's nice, but you know you're lying.

Why would you want this dog over an identical dog without the wheels?

[–]butthole_bonanza 0 points1 point ago

I don't, my dog can use all 4 legs.

[–]bubbakush5393 0 points1 point ago

We can rebuild him... We have the technology...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Falcor

[–]ReverendTrips 0 points1 point ago

lol i just came here to post that im taking a rehab engineering grad school class and we just went over animal prosthetics today. i had no idea they even made these but they're fucking sick

[–]ReverendTrips 0 points1 point ago

in a good way sick

[–]moose_540 0 points1 point ago

FUCKING TREE STARS BITCHES!!!!

[–]Theredrocket 1 point2 points ago

Why?? It's broken.

[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

you wouldnt after you had to clean shit out of its fur for a couple weeks

[–]Fagel88 -1 points0 points ago

You earned my upvote just for not making up some clearly fake backstory to try and justify posting an already interesting picture, I don't know why that bothers me so much.

[–]Buddy_Dacote 0 points1 point ago

Poor thing ...

[–]matman340 -1 points0 points ago

Another ...Repost

[–]thou_liest 0 points1 point ago

Another ...Repost

[–]Jinksywinksy 1 point2 points ago

Why would you want a vege dog? When you could get the same breed of dog, without a battletank on his butt.

[–]Drunken_Economist -3 points-2 points ago

"Well I mean yeah I'm crippled, but HOLY SHIT LEAVES"

[–]mobuco 0 points1 point ago

My dog is that badass.

[–]velociraptorpikachu -2 points-1 points ago

Ermahgerd!! LERRRVS

[–]CrimsonFlow -1 points0 points ago

[–]downvote_to_disagree -1 points0 points ago

Oh cool haven't seen this in a week. Keep up the quality posting.