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[–]0liverTwist 7 points8 points ago

I would let that man do unspeakable things to me. Horrible, unspeakable things.

[–]thespaceoddity 2 points3 points ago

Sex dressed in dinosaur suits? Because if so, THREESOME.

[–]0liverTwist 2 points3 points ago

Tyrannosaurus sex, if you will? Count me in.

[–]thespaceoddity 0 points1 point ago

Only Joseph Gordon-Levitt could make that a sexual fantasy. He does things to my body.

[–]PlumDrop 2 points3 points ago

Me too.

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[–]Hosfac 6 points7 points ago

Yeah I've totally never seen this before...except for those other 9 times.

[–]ConOnDaCob 2 points3 points ago

Brace yourselves, this man is about to be in every movie ever made.

[–]Remy1985 2 points3 points ago

You're not supposed to get him wet.

[–]drawingdead0 4 points5 points ago

he's supposed to get you wet

[–]krzlmrps 1 point2 points ago

it's coming right at us!

[–]allapologies27 1 point2 points ago

Ah, I remember back when he was Tommy on 3rd Rock From the Sun.

[–]RADARrevolt 0 points1 point ago

I want.... nay. I NEED this as my screensaver.

[–]sawceski 0 points1 point ago

I'm pooping, and that last face just made me feel extremely self conscious

[–]ellenino89 1 point2 points ago

Still gives me a huge lady boner.

[–]Juggernaught038 0 points1 point ago

Despite the obvious repost I cannot bring myself to downvote that goofy bastard. Upvote for you, good sir.